₦airaland Forum

I don’t know how you expect less suicide with the kind of economy we have at the moment yet no one is holding a proper and constant education to suppress the stress for the people. Our religious places ain’t helping too, they celebrates riches over good morals. Our musicians too e.g If you no get money, hide your face! How do you think this would help someone in depression Our educational institutions too, imagine students being appreciated with token against the huge sum Big Brother Naija gave Miracle... misplaced priorities! Ok, this won’t get anywhere too and yet when rich man pikin fall for staircase e go make breaking news. Shiorr!

oro jatijati… lack of exposure will kill you. who ever go for age other than what gives them joy well, na your own opinion.

MoHen:
It would be a wonder if pasuma truly wrote this, and did pasuma just indirectly insult ceeC's parents. This girl has disgraced a family gan oh

. Hello, what is wrong in having a social media and public matters secretary? Besides, this guy dey try well. On the other hand, who English Epp?

The only problem Lagos state got at hand is ‘Population control. Other than that, Lagos is good.

The moment I saw it was about cocaine ehn...I’m not tribalistic o.

NwaAmaikpe:




It's not so much of a big deal as long as it is not on Adebayo Road.
The cost of 2 plots of land in Ado Ekiti will not even pay six months shop rent in Enugu.

(You can get a plot of land at Aduloju for as low as 180 thousand Naira.)

. You just sounded like you will never show appreciation if you were in that man’s shoes. He gave what he has and the man on their other end appreciates it. I now for you o.

NOC1:
Hmmm! rest in peace, don't be surprise they are not carrying contraband but because of our ignorance and the stupidity of our force men this accident that led to fatality occurred.

. So police should not do their work again ba? I don’t get what you’re trying to say o.

I’m not a medical practitioner but I suspect it was supposed to be a twins but some stuffs went wrong. Wait, was there no ultra-sound scan before the birth ni??

Did she say ‘not selfless’ *covers my face*

Let the man go to his place of work, not to work this time around but to be worked on. Shege for the man oo when people dey encourage their pikin play soccer by force lately. Mtcheeew.

itsik:
I weep for this nation

. Pishure or Idonbilivit. �

Adamrealman78:
sorry for yourself, this happened last week Monday, on Tuesday I bleeped my new wife.she is on her way to Abuja to replace the other one.life goes on always have plan b,c,d-z

. Bleeping another woman so quick! Your own Way sef no pure before. Women no be animal o. She must have envisaged what you’re likely to become before now.

Perge:
The vehicle in question looks too cheep

Look at the plastic dashboard the protruding pedals and the awful looking brake lights. Innoson vehicles are cheap Chinese cloned jaloppies

. Pikin wey say him Mama soup no sweet...���

Gloryr:
Gift how??...where?

The most anticipated gift Nigerians desire is for buhari to just resign .....resign with his entire useless team/cabinet.

Rubbish vegetable man

. I’m still trying to figure out the relationship between Oshoala’s comment and your response... still wondering!

Ódè lo like.���

Hahaha, I’m guilty of this one o. At times, Na only my toothbrush fall for ground.

Wait, cashless policy in Naija is by mouth? I can’t remember the last time I held a dollar at hand. Credit/debit card does the whole transactions.

Hmmm, life of a star.�

kolafolabi:
She is a wonderful lady. I have known her since her secondary school days.. She was a Senior girl then.. We attended the same University
(Olabisi Onabanjo University)as well.. Keep on shinning Dear..

. So sweet how everyone attaches themselves to success... oshì ló n jé tá lò mò é ri, owòwó ló n jé móba é tan!!!

Fellow Nairalanders, I’ve been in United States for about 6mths now and I want to pursue a career here but I don’t know how to go about it nor what exactly to pursue. I’m 32yrs old, married, a permanent resident. Please help me!

nigeriancritic1:
You neglected your duty in pointing to her the danger of having a sexual relationship before WAEC. You have failed her and as well she failed herself. Your sister is on the way to become if not already a trainee olosho and animashaun

. I was about spitting fire on you then I saw your username... keep up being unreasonable. I was once like you until those things I criticize people for started happening right under my nose. I know your type. Olori****** somebody.

Stylz69:
She said Amexing which is totally different from amazing

Wouldn't it be nice you let go of that 'pardonable' error ni. Where your mama dey make we hear how she go pronounce her own

Amarabae:
He looks so hot with a big cucumber!
Her shape is tempting with a hot watermelon!
The urge is stepping in and sexual feeling is building up in you!
You want him or her inside of you, you want it sloppy and harder,
you want a pounding,so that you can mourn,scream, and shed tears of joy,
#I deeply understand, yes premarital Sex can be sweet and fun-filled!
BUT have you thought about the negative impact premarital sex can have in your life?
Lets start with STDs!
Yes condom will be used but have you heard about condom break during the pounding?
With many fake condoms in markets now,Do you know that if condom break happens,you are now exposed to STDs both curable and incurable?
Dear sister, before you start sucking that his long hard pipe, have you heard about precums?
Though the rate of infection happening through precum is low,yet the possibility can not be written off,
mr headgiver, be careful,vaginal fluid can harbour microorganisms that can cause infection,
some STD carriers are on revenge mission,looking for who to infect,
why do you want to risk your future just for 10mins fun,
why not wait till you are married?

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The spiritual negative side of premarital sex!
Have you heard about spirit husband and wife?
Oh yes, they are REAL!
Many frusration,setback,limitation,hinderances etc that many unmarried folks are having came as a result of negative effect of sleeping around with multiple sex partners,
looking at it from a spiritual angle, premaritial sex is a sin before God and Man!
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What about the psychological trauma and stigmatisation you will go through if you contact an infection through premaritial sex,
or how disappointed your family will be if they find out,
I know that legally,if you are above 18yrs,you can have sex!
But dont let that deceive you,
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premarital sex is not worth the negative risk,
infact masturbation is a bit less risky than premarital sex,
thought both of them are bad though!
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save your future!
Be wise!
Zip up till marriage!
Thank you my sweethearts!

NICE ONE BUT....... ARE YOU A FARGIN?

Naso craze dey start.

Pantless ke! Na from clap dance dey start... We know your intention.

That was before the flight nah.

This Kanu no know say anything dey wey dem dey call punctuation?

my very thought when I was about to open the post. they gaff come again

tosyne2much:
Tell your friend to create the thread herself nah

Madam, tell us your problem and stop hiding under the canopy of "my friend" to cover up your shame

On my arrival to United States of America, I went out to the T-Mobile store to go get a sim with my wifey and after getting it done... Firstly, I was asking wifey for the code to check my balance without knowing that is done postpaid. and the second one was avoiding every of her American friend because I don't want to engage in any kind of conversation with them since I don't hear them when they talk... share yours please.

Ironi:
You see your problem?

Because he is a Nigerian he should not talk about the wrong doings of a Nigerian in a foreign land.

Now when you bring it down to the Nigerian contest, you would not talk ill about your tribes man...

Guess what that means, you are fcked in Nigeria if that is the mentality.

I was about typing until I saw your signature which means 'irony' ; or 'ironi'... it is a lie. Well, I'm not here to take side or whatever but my Yoruba proverb tells me that 'bi oni igba baa se gbe igba ni won se maa ba gbe' which means your items are handled as same way you do.
I'm not a part of those that run their mouths on tribal matters and I will not start to be one. here in United States of America where I live and work, my colleagues wont say something nasty about African lest Nigeria to my ears. Besides, how are you pretty sure the man that brought friction is a Nigerian

ScotsReferendum:
They are doing their job


Provide your ID and money


Germany is not like the jungle we call Nigeria

I don't know how you feel when you talk ill of your country. Regardless of situation, please don't you ever!