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kingsilly: all senseless question cums 4rm labbyboi=TRUE OR FALSE??

Kingsilly, ur name speaks 4 u already... Ride on wif ur foolishness

ebamma: i have now belief that saying that what a man can do a woman will do better,mrs yinka kirikiri prisons await you,the dead lastma is now controlling traffic in hell

All SENSELESS posts comes 4rm Ebamma= True or False?

ebamma: i have now belief that saying that what a man can do a woman will do better,mrs yinka kirikiri prisons await you,the dead lastma is now controlling traffic in hell

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All SENSELESS comments comes 4rm EBAMMA= True or False??

Sallam alaykum waramatullah. I'm Gatta Najeemdeen n I've been on Nairaland since 2010. I stay at Surulere, Lagos State. I'm proud to be a Muslim. Alhamdulillah!!!

Ti won ba ro ejo e, se lowa "important" #singing#

Even Ali N Simbi weren't deprived better classrooms in their days. SMH!!!

It's very obvious that NURTW was subjected 2 Tinubu in his era N Fashola 2 Tinubu + 70 percents (my stats) of votes comes 4rm d touts. I'm scared 2 run a conclusion 2 this facts. Can someone help me spell it??

Am I slumbering??

ebamma: so many people will lose their means of livelihood by this action,i hope a little compensation will be given to them.

How I wish we can have a click on Nairaland dat reads "Dislike" 2 foolish comment as dis... Mtcheew.

paris joe: GURU PARIS JOE IS BACK AGAIN WITH ANOTHER NEW PACKAGE, THE GREAT NEWS IS THAT

MTCN HAS BEEN HACKED. IF U DON'T KNOW THE FULL MEANING OF MTCN, THEN U MUST BE A MUGU, IT'S A MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER, WHICH CAN BE USED TO RECIEVE DOLLARS AND OTHER FOREIGN CURRENCY FROM ABROAD THROUGH A WESTERN UNION OFFICE, THE DETAILS I'M ABOUT TO REVEAL TO YOU WOULD BE SUCH AS THE SECRET QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS, ADDRESSES, NAME OF THE SENDER/RECIVER AND THE MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN) WHICH YOU CAN USE IN RECEIVING DOLLARS FROM THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OFFICE NEAR YOU, AND ALSO WITH PRINTING OF FREE RECHARGE CARDS,,,FOR FURTHER INQUIRIES U CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY PHONE NUMBER 08032180180 TO GET MORE DETAILS ABOUT IT, BUT REMEMBER NOTHING GOOD COMES EASY THOUGH U WILL HAVE TO PAY A TOKEN AND IT WILL COST U NOT LESS THAN =N=10,000 FOR THE FULL PACKAGE TO BE SENT TO YOU , BUT I SHALL BE GIVING IT OUT TO THE FIRST 5 PERSONS THAT CONTACT ME FOR IT FOR JUST =N=5,500, A TRIAL TRY CONVINCE U, NOTE: THE SOFTWARE FOR PRINTING OF THE RECHARD CARDS PIN NUMBERS OF ALL NETWORKS WILL AS WELL COST YOU =N=4,000. . . . . . STAY BLESSED.

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SCAMMER...GOD WILL NOT BLESS AND YOUR GENERATION

It has never been biblically or quranically stated dat u should look unkempt because u're serving God.

@Ileke-Idi, I know ur finding it difficult 2 quit on this thread; just leave I will tell dem ur laptop went off. I realised ur close 2 tears already

Is dis supposed 2 be a kinda joke??...D "Ndigbo" lobbying 4 appointments despite d accomodation n hospitality+ gud amenities which they were deprived in dere various states being thrown at dem on a platter of gold without discrimination?? U peepz are asking 4 too much o.by d way, how many westerner has been commissioned in d east since inception??

Our money Our money Our money...#singing#

It's simply "Freedom of humanity" at least d guy is not inteffering d general public in any ways.

ebamma: me thinks this news is not worthy of the front page

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Tell me where it's worthy of o, Bad belle fellow

What a tragedy! D twinz are definitely gonna miss their mums' departure... Watch out 4 a single title "gone too soon mama". 4 d Psquare.

how did i get my current job.................COOL STORY: I realised d folks around kip asking 4 ma CV 2 clean up after toilet n noffin seems 2 be coming still. Ma bruva, nobody teach me b4 i discover say i fit package myself in being an ENTREPRENUER. I'M HAPPY DAT I AM

d madt guy eyaff tastes 1st class poverty n couldnt see any thorough way 2 sustain again n he chose 2 be a gold digger... thank God u caught him. so whaddup?? try me nah

It's so exasperating when we ridicule ourselves all in the name of colour of skin...do u know d legal value of ur international passport or don't u have any?? Fool.

acidtalk: What in the world is going on with Nairaland Moderators these past months?

Must every post make it to the front page? Most especially very sensitive ones likely to cause National and International unrest?

The Passport in question might have been expired or fake for all we care. Journalism is all about findings.

The poster should have provided the passport number, visa details, name on passport before such story could be confirmed as being true.

We all know the length at which Nigeria could go to travel out of the country through hook or crook means.

If the story is true, Let him report to Nigeria high commision/embassy in South Africa and if he has and nothing concrete has been done then he should forward the information to us here.

Then and only then will we all rise and ask for the recall of the Higher Commisioner in South Africa.

Seun be very careful, yourself and your moderators need to have regular meetings and discussions on how to operate this forum because it appears you all are loosing it by each passing second.


Just a harmless advice.

After dating during there university days 4 about 3 semesters b4 separating, they met again during NYSC(just on facebook) n had there 1st sex ever when they got 2 see each other. She got pregnant! Unknown 2 the guy, the girl noticed him after 3months n came wif her parent d next day. Due 2 fact dat d boy's parent just lost a child; they applied d so called "omotunde" belief(believing it was there dead child that has come back) n accepted the gurl wholeheartedly without putting the guy's state of mind into consideration+ his joblesslessness. There was no communication btw d 2 parties on bout seven months when d lady only called 2 announced d result of d unborn baby, then. D guy still insisted that he's not gonna let d pregnancy be a determinant 2 his marital decision but was deceived by d parent that dey are going 2 conduct a DNA after delivering 2 know d true father of the baby buh d guy aint inerested whether he's the father or not. After delivery, it's a boy! An image of the guy; undisputed!(DNA unecessary).after plenty instiagtions 4rm clergymen around couple wif the way n manner d guy sees his parent being happy again(ever since after the death of their son) he got no ooption 2 make d parent happy consoling himself wif the fact that "atleast she's educated n pretty). HERE'S THE PROBLEM: there seems not 2 be single atom of luv between them + d gurl favorite phrase "if ur tired; tell me o".should he go ahead 4 marriage or consider the lady 2 just his baby mama Pls ur sincere contributions

#whistling+passingby#...lolzzz

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Ymodulus: so is pikin going to be a boko haramist? .

na wao. anoda jihadist by nature

. Must u make it obvious 2 everyone in the house dat u're a fool? What has Boko haram gat 2 do wif d thread. Mtcheew!

The honest fact is dat sighting her under ur palm couple wif d impression dat nobody can query ur authority could pave way 4 reconciliation n of course will bring down ur business+ tear ur present relationship if u av one. Help her elsewhere u really wanna take ur eyes off her.

Yoruba teacher to an Ibo boy struggling with Yoruba language:
Teacher: Translate this statement to Yoruba - " The two bank robbers".                                Student: ummm, hem " the meji bank ole"Teacher: "You mean Dimeji Bankole"?                            
D guy don f**k up, let him face dance 2 d gbedu dance alone. No room 4 lobbying 4 cheap pity cos u aint gonna get it


Not only "Mandela" in him na Michael Jackson in him.

N20,000?? D penalty makes it look like a childs play, I think it should redress n dere should be stationed alternative in place.

Sincerely, d over grown worthy 2 be called big sis won't stop flocking around n leave flaws behind after getting ready 4 Marriage while I stand 2 gain nofin, dey keep doubting ma age. Dis is really exasperating, very infuriating cos dem just dey chop ma time n xchnage of sumfin sha. I'm branding myself 4 ma gurls dat I'll be at least 5yrs older dan 4 now.

poster.U av jst broken 1 out of d 48 laws of power which says ''Never outshine ur master'' irrespective of ur familiarity wif him/her cos it'll will make him feel unsecure N perhaps putting him on d run uneccessarily.May God see U Thru sha!