Kranediggy:
Forget about reading financial books, it doesn't make one wealthy. Wealth is always and will always be predestined, its your destiny (star) that determines whether you'll be wealthy or not. Hustle can fetch you food and other few things but not wealth Nah! That comes only from The Maker (God). The grace to be wealthy is always predestined at conception of the person by the mother, if you end up wealthy be thankful, always help the poor people around you and know that you've been blessed to also bless others. Its not by your might, smartness, business acumen, hustle etc. But by The Maker's grace; for there're people that're way smarter and hustle better than you, yet you're wealthy and they're not. Wealth according to me; is when you have all your needs and a good number of wants in affluence ("a good number" 'cause human wants are unlimited). Am not discrediting hustle, smart work and hard work...Nah! They're very necessary in our contemporary lives, Am just telling you REALITY!
Think about this...

NisforNicky:


ur blood is too hot. I only asked for evidence oga

No lele. 1 luv

NisforNicky:


evidence pls

Vulcanheph:
This picture reflects on everyone irrespective of your age, race, gender or religion......
If you look at the picture carefully you will notice that the man is in a cold dark place at the bottom of the wall, what he needs is an unlimited supply of heat and light , while at the top there is enough sunlight to provide the unlimited amount of heat and light but the man doesn't realise this, so he Burns the ladder that would have taken him to get a permanent supply of what he needs just to get temporary provide those things ......it simply means wasting the resources that would have been used for greater purposes to get things that have little or no value both now and in the future.

gangstarmonk:


I didn't say he wasn't though.

Modified

But he was a repentant "terrorist" and was to be treated as such. Just like our pampered "repentant boko haram terrorists".

U nor hear say he was once "repentant" to decieve, only for him to return to the forest and kwantinue his killings some few months back.
Why spewing trash ?
Abi are u one of his boys ni ?

mightyhazel:
You are ghastly.. your type can tell lies against his own mother ,for reasons best known to your dark soul.. can u point out where I defended murder/a murderer? The news carried that he surrendered his arms but was killed shortly after... How about arresting him if his crimes were unpardonable and making him face the music the ,civilised way..

Civilised way kill u there !!!!!!!

Dem say person dey kill both young and old, u say make dem treat am in a civilised way.

He has been granted amnestry, advised to surrender, and once given a VIP treatment, Kiloshele ? your brother bone amnesty after few weeks and enter bush again, started part 2 killings. If not for the intelligent trickish 2nd invitation and advice to surrender. dyu think he can be easily apprehended?

If say he kill ur mama and papa and give you a fraudulent surrender act, shey you self go hug am ?

I dey suspect u self

Openbusiness:
There is Penis Captivus and there is Magun. They are 2 different things. OP said his virgin girlfriend was 18/19 years old at that time. Nobody in this world would have placed Magun on an 18 / 19 year old virgin girl. Magun is typically done as per couples or matured people in long term relationships. So what OP experienced isn't Magun. And even that glue or gum together juju is not Magun. Magun is different. The glue or gum together juju is done to EXPOSE a cheating partner. But Magun is done to KILL. Magun kills! "MAGUN" translated to English means "DON'T CLIMB" but the correct context interpretation = DON'T HAVE SEX WITH. Because it is like a DEATH SPELL that has a death timer with it. If a jealous husband does that voodoo on his wife, the clock of death starts ticking. If she doesn't cheat within a certain period of time, SHE WILL DIE; and if she cheats within that time, whoever man she cheated with WILL DIE! So with Magun, someone must die. And that's why it is evil. Because even if the woman is actually innocent and not a cheater like the husband assumed, she will die so far they have done the voodoo on her. So, Magun is a terrible thing. When a "jealous" husband or partner places the Magun voodoo on his wife or partner, HE WILL AVOID HAVING SEX WITH HER TOTALLY, he will keep off her body because if he has sex with her at that period, HE WILL DIE. How do i know this for sure? Well, there was a time I worked with a company at Apapa and the company accountant got very sick and died. It was later, I heard the gist from the labor manager, he said it was Magun that killed the guy. I was naive about that, at that point, me I didn't know what Magun is. So he explained to me. He said the accountant was sleeping with another man's wife and unfortunately for him, that one's husband went to do the voodoo on his wife. So the guy got hit by the voodoo in the process of continuing to sleep with her. I asked him how he knew about it. He said the accountant was his close friend and they are from the same area in Ibadan, so they are close and hang out well. He said it was when the guy got terribly sick that he confessed to him. He said the guy thought that the hospitals could cure his sickness. But the man said that was his mistake, that assuming he confessed to him on time, that he knew some juju people in Ibadan that he would have taken him to, in order to reverse the Magun voodoo, but that by the time he told him, it was too late, the voodoo had already penetrated his body and when they later went to Ibadan together, the voodoo people said it was too late, there was nothing they can do to remove the juju from his body again. That's how the guy died. I was like . Tins dey apin oh. Since that time, me I dey "fear" Ibadan people oh

sosoFun:
NB: Biko English no be get am, if you see any mistake here Biko kindly swallow em. This my true life story about getting stuck during sexual intercourse in my university days. I decided to share my story after 10 years because of this post https://www.nairaland.com/6093518/what-happens-biologically-when-man . Really don't want derail the thread so I created this


I do often read about magun, we Africans believe that this local charm/s can make someone stuck during sexual intercourse. Na BETTER BIG FAT LIE, if you like Put Magnum, Small Boyz will still be chopping your uncultured loose Madam.

During my university days, in my early 20; I had a girlfriend who was a virgin. Meaning, I have dated this girl for months without knowing she is a virgin because we kiss, give & take head, romance etcs often but she will not allow me enter the promise land.

It was on a particular faithful day I wanted to browse the main gate that I noticed that it was an Iron Gate o o and like for some minutes I was misbehaving like a child looking for the main gate (it was doggy). I then jokingly asked my babe what is the problem and she started laughing foolishly at me.

She later told me she is a virgin. I was really astonished and didn't believe she is a virgin until I fully browse em wella because this girl has A1 in giving head. My people, nothing happened that day again but I was so happy I'm dating a virgin and my love for her increase times 100.

After a week she called me on phone that she's visiting. When she visited she was acting funny that her stomach is paining/upsetting her. THAT SHE WANTED TO BE DEFLOWERED, THAT SHE IS TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. My people na so the carry heavy duty task give me. We romance for the main stage. I increased the volume of my Home Theater (Almost to Highest) to distract my funky student neighbors.

To deflowered a girl no small task o o, na so I carry my propeller take start work o o. War don start be that o o, I gently push the Iron Gate for where. I gradually increased the workflow and tempo, deep shouting and crying full my room but my home theater was doing a wonderful job. God really did an amazing JOB in woman hymen, so so so strong like a concrete wall.

After a heavy workflow I was finally able to go deeply in and out of her for some minutes enjoying the wet tight punamy but I didn't know that Devil don plan heavily for me. I was gently going in and out when the unexpected happened.

Hmmm, I was sliding in and out when suddenly I was trapped inside, can't slide in or out again. My people, I don't enter be that o o, The force was so so strong holding me down there and she was totally dry like dryer. I tried to move my propeller out for where, go deeper for where. I was in 22/23 years then but thank Baba God for the kind sense he blessed me with. My babe was 18/19 years and she do wear fancy waist beads.

Meanwhile, I never allowed her know what's happening because I knew it will worsen the whole situation for me ( the Fear, the Painic etc) and tried my possible best to calm myself down knowing full well that is the only solution or option we have here. My people for like 10 to 15 minutes I was still heavily lock inside with no damn fucking any inch movement o o. To distract her, I was passionately kissing and romancing her. Today na today I said to myself.

Wow, after some minutes my technique pays out, she was wet again and I was able bring my propeller out. My people Devi is a big Liar, Did you know I continued immediately with my workflow after this scary incident but it never occur again. After the humanitarian service, I was feeling like a KING KON that finally in my life I have deflowered someone who I love and she is fully mine now.

The following morning, my babe says she want to visit her family. I pleaded with her to spend the weekend with me for where. I took her to the park and she left to see her people.

From that day she traveled, I was calling my babe but her number wasn't going or when it’s going she will not pick her calls. This happened for almost a week. I sent many text messages to her but no replies. I was afraid something bad might have happen or maybe I hurt her much during our workflow. She later picked my call and was seriously blaming me for deflowering her. HABA BUT NA YOU SAY MAKE I DO EM AND WE WERE NOT UNDER ANY ALCOHOLIC OR DRUG INFLUENCE WHEN IT HAPPENED.

My people matter long like river Niger. FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. My babe visited me after week, one thing led to the other and I try to browse her punamy. I was SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW what I experienced. When I enter it was like a mini express with no much shock absorber like before and I was like no be this my babe I just deflowered a week ago with JUST ONE ROUND BECUASE I DEY MERCY FOR HER AS MY BABE AS PER FIRST TIMER o o. Meanwhile, she was shouting, moaning and crying to confuse em PAPA not ME when I enter inside.

I was really really really really damn confused what was happening. Thank God I ‘m a sensitive and open minded guy who always follow his instinct. Suddenly, I pulled out propeller with a fucking HARD DAMN FACE, called her by real name, with a damn high deep voice and ask her how can she be loose like that . My babe started women blaming and fighting game o, HOW CAN I ASK HER THAT STUPID QUESTION, THAT I’M THE ONLY GUY THAT HAVE ENTER THERE, THAT I HAVE GOTTEN WHAT I WANTED & STARTED MISBEHAVING, she enter into Deep Deeper Crying etc

My people, I trust my instinct because I knew what I felt below, it can’t never ever be that possible just like unless there is concrete reason which I must know. Meanwhile, THAT GUY WICKED O O HE SCATTERED THE WHOLE GATE. I NOW INCREASE MY DEEP VOICE, ANGER FULL MY BODY, MY BODY DEY SHAKE. I CALLED HER BY FULL NAME NOW AND ASK HER WHO ENTER INSIDE MY CRIB WITH A MEAN DAMN FACE and this my babe started throwing DAMN BOMB at me that my propeller enter inside immediately o o.

My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN.

She confessed that she travel to Lagos from eastern state the following morning after I deflowered her to meet with her Benefit Sugar Daddy who is sponsoring her through university. This Man happens to be HIGHLY ORDAINED RESPECTED OLD MAN OF GOD WHO PREACH THE WORD OF GOD EVERY DAY.

According to her own story, she met this Man of God when she was so tender like 15/16 years old when the family had a critical financial crisis but instead of the man to help turn her into his own sex slave. However, this man doesn’t wants to deflower her maybe because of the commitment or maybe he has tried to no avail.

This MAN OF GOD made and confuse her to swear A DAMN DEEP SCARY OATH. My people this LIFE is too deep o o o,

THE SCARY OATH IS THAT HE GAVE HER HEAD DURING HER FULL MENSTRUATION, THAT THEY WILL NEVER DEPART EACH OTHER AND THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BE FREE FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING OATH/BONDAGE IS TO FIND SOMEONE LATER IN HER LIFE WHO WILL DO THE SAME (GIVE HER HEAD DURING FULL MENSTRUATION) WHICH IS SOMEHOW IMPOSSIBLE !!!!

My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. Before I deflowered her, there was a day she wanted me to give her head on her MENSTRUATION and I nearly slap her that day because she tricked me but THANK GOD I WAS ALERT LIKE A FISH.

It was the MAN OF GOD idea that she should find a clean school boyfriend that will deflower her so he can enjoy the fruits of his damn labour. Meanwhile, all this while I was dating (she was gaming me), this SUPPOSED MAN OF GOD do call her steady with long calls talking about her parent, sibling, life, events etc and you will never ever hear any sweet/pet name or maybe say I love you or maybe say I miss you etc. When I asked her about this OLD MAN SHE SAYS ITS HER BIG UNCLE and I was like wow what a caring UNCLE YOU HAVE THERE.

My people, na so una brother nearly break em propeller, did all the heavy duty work for this SUPPOSE MAN OF GOD TO ENJOY ALL MY EFFORT FOR WHOLE WEEK (NA DEVIL GO PUNISH YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE). I WAS REALLY DEEP DEVASTATED AND SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW. I DANGEROUSLY AND WICKEDLY COLLECTED MY OWN DAMN SHARE & CALLED THE RELATIONSHIP OFF.

Thank GOD after I left her, years later I met my ever loving, most beautiful, supportive and caring woman my wife now. I’m blessed with 4 children.

My EX is not married up till now, I SERIOUSLY WARN HER TO DESIST FROM THAT WICKED OLD MAN, IS LIKE SHE CONTINUE TO TOUR THE PATH.

Lastly, back to the main topic; when you find yourself lock inside a woman as man. Please don’t alert the lady because her fear will worsen the whole situation. Take you time, make wet again, brother you thing will come out with time. It’s like someone who is drowning, to safe him/her you secretly push them to safety from the back and you will never around them to hold/grab you because once the grab you, both of you are gone for good. IF YOU LIKE SHOUT EM GUN HE/SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU O O O YOU ARE THEIR god NOW.

FEAR/PANIC IS DANGEROUS WEAPON AGAINST HUMAN IN THIS LIFE.

THIS IS MY LIFE STORY

Ent3rpreneur:
Posting on behalf of Swallow me

Damnnnnnmmm nigarrrrrr
Isoright.

Na all these kind thing guy man go look finish, e go come say fcck it.
Make i light my weed joor, bang pvssy, it's been all night bombing.
Light your Kush and relax, e good, twice on a Tuesday

Righteousness89:
As Humans , we are Naturally Stubborn!

But the Good thing about Life is that some of us are Privileged not to Die in our Stubborness ..

Some of us are Privileged to be alive ..

And the Highest Point is Having a Wonderful Heavenly Father that is always willing to Forgive us, Clean is up and Accept us.

I Thank God Specially that you are alive to Make Amends! That is what Really Matters!

Hahaahaaaa. Them don finally decieve our able pastor @Righteousness89. He actually believed the superstory.

nagalee:
the best comment so far

NavalBoy:
Depression has beclouding my sense of reasoning, emotions and life.

I'm sorry NLanders.

Thank you all

PrinceOfEast:
Bro, i am also depress, i am trying to deal with my depression, i am trying to deal with the pressure.

People thinks i am a great guy, they see me smile but have no idea what i'm dealing with.
I laugh with lot of people, but honestly i feel like nobody knows me.

Sometimes i wanna disappear like i just don't exist, people may say,talk to God,he will give u strenght. I do pray to him but he ain't responding!!

1day i might just give up, one day.

kestolove95:
Rest in peace in advance

Oga o , see ppl

NerdyRudeGyal:
Yes, it is; and yes, a man must. Some of us here aren't in Nigeria.