₦airaland Forum

onatisi:
I am not a fan of obj ,but I think he was quoted out of context and the press actually twisted his words .

he's been quoted out of context for the last 60 years !

Obj

Spiteful since the resurrection of christ!

MuguliciousMUGU:
See house? And he said he has 1 million naira and 150 cows, that devil must be a liar, devil has seen his twin brother since 1914, even lord lugard knows about the union...

This was the main reason why mama peace was crying "there is God ooo" chai.

calm down. Na hotel room.

U need one origin ?

It depends

1.who broke up first

2. The reason of the break up

3.who loves who more

unclejb2:
U got it wrong here.... She has been at the corridors of power for over 16 years. She might have been too domineering but do not take it away from her, she is a strong, rugged and agile woman. The direct opposite of her husband. She is really a great woman but with excesses.

corridors of power is different from power.why didn't she grab mics in 1999? Her excesses became magnified as she became first lady

pickabeau1:
Its a good idea
You can start it also

no thanks. I have an inverter

pickabeau1:
Crap

Tweeting stuff ensures the message never dies

Example the guy who was abducted by SSS some years back.. he would have died if not for the social media campaign

Elections were fairer due to consistent social media outreach

Continue the campaign please

why don't u do a hashtag for nepa/phcn? ??

He's on point !

Does it matter whether a green, white ,red ,black or yellow man said it ?

Are the girls back ?

Abeg abeg abeg

ozoigbondu:
Kikikikikikikikikiki..........they no fit try am he who oluwa God don bless no broom waving demon can curse.Fayose as you have won in the tribunal and appeal court so shall you win in Supreme court tommorow.

Those 19 lawbreakers should go and sleep sand don enter garri in less than two months they will be history..

overdose of origin definitely at play

PhockPhockMan:
If its not tribalism, tell me the major reason Yorubas are ready to die for APC.

looking at the numbers......apc is probably more northern than sw ooooo. Pure mathematics

Buhari factor

This wouldn't have happened had gej won

#just saying

Agbaje looks serious

Ambode looks overconfident

Hmmmmmmmm

See politics

Buhari no come lagos ?

Why wasn't bode George at this meeting

Hmmmmm

07081819597. Pls call

Karma is real !

No 1. We don't know the whole story

No 2. He 'didnt' just meet the new girl. He's been seeing her for a while

No 3. He didn't want to marry the one of 11 years

Why are these locally made cars always ugly. Can't they make beautiful ones ?

mutter:
In my next life I am coming as a man.
Is it not amazing how insignificant a child can be to a man.
A man can be expecting one child and planning to marry another woman.
A man does not need to care for a child.

like u have a choice how u will come to this world. Lol

Which of them

Cos


They all seem tacky to me

THE RIGHT BALLS ARE OK I GUESS ?

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER

IS THIS ELECTION TAKING PLACE ON NAIRALAND?

HAS SEUN SUDDENLY BECOME JEGA?

ifihearam:
he could not even give a straight answer on how to fight against massive corruption..why?

Cos he is surrounded by the most corrupt politicians in Nigeria

In Nigerian ONLY Jesus knows the answer

No blame buhari

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Christians whether born again or not forget

that they are

HUMANS

first

YALL SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED SEXUAL PREFERENCE DURING COURTSHIP

BE THAT AS IT MAY

DISCUSS WITH HIM

YOU DON ENTER THIS ONE CHANCE O !

[quote author=phemmyutd post=30635694][/quote]UNA NO TALK ABOUT SEXUAL PREFERENCES ?

JahzaraAde:
Lol, remember words typed on here are devoid of emotion. It was just a passionately typed observation

Still ppl should take heed. I've been fortunate - I hardly have any rude/ill-mannered friends (male or female). That's why NL opened my eyes to how abusive some ppl are...

yep. it exposes upbringing. the good, the bad and the ugly

tosyne2much:
So this post makes no sense to you ? Na where you belong na hin make you talk

And you that is hustling, which of the latest Range Rover Sport are you able to afford

thank you !

Juzzybabe:
I will surely change.

im confident you shall

MissSlimbody:
...Came across this, I thought to share


My name is Kola. I’m a typical Nigerian guy and I cherish my Fridays a lot; I get to hang out with the sickest guys every Friday night and secondly, It’s another escape from my nagging and boring wife. I get confused sometimes on whether she’s my mother or my wife. Don’t get it twisted; I love her to pieces. It just gets complicated; like I wish we never got married… Marriage has turned her into something that doesn’t amuse me. I wish she was still the adventurous, charming, high spirited lady I dated for five years.

A lot of people say its unethical for married guys to be found in a club, but I wish everyone won’t be too quick to judge and understand that people look for fun to run away from their problems; they just want to breathe, like me.

I forgot to say that I work in Guarantee Trust Bank along Lekki, I love my job and my job loves me, maybe its because I’m the senior banking officer. Lol. This particular morning, a lady breezed into my office. My heart raced faster because I had not sighted anything this beautiful in a long while. She wasn’t the typical slender Barbie, in fact, she was a bit chubby but her smile, cuteness and…I was tripped.

“Hi Good morning! Your ATM has swallowed my card!” She laughed, unlike a typical customer that would ram you.

I just tried to form Boss laughter…
“Good morning, You know what? I’d personally make sure they get it out for you, but not today. Can you wait till Monday?” I smiled
“GTB shaaa! OK, can I just drop my number so you could call me up or just text when its ready so I don’t come twice? Please? My name is Nancy” She blinked her eyes in a funny way.
“Sure” I smiled
We exchanged numbers. What a lucky Friday!

So it was 10:00pm and I headed to the club…as usual my friends were chilling for me. My wife had called a couple of times, I just ignored it. She knows I’m never home Friday nights.“Look at you!” I heard someone say. I raised my head and it was the ATM lady-Nancy.

“Wow, look at you too!” I was surprised to see her but I was happy I didn’t have to wait till Monday to see her again.

“Happy Friday!” She screamed because of the noise, “Wanna dance?”
I didn’t even have the chance to answer, she already pulled me to dance floor. I really suck at dancing but she helped me; she was a great dancer! I had fun! At some point we decided to go to a private area and we talked, ranging from work, business to personal life. I tried to hide my ring as much as possible, I certainly didn’t want this to end now.
“You are a really wonderful lady. You are so interesting…any guy would want to be with you all day” I said.

“I wasn’t always like this but I have learned the hard way that life is just too short to be sad” she sang
Then her phone rang…

“Hey baby! Yeah I’m at the private lounge, I’d like you to meet someone…alright boo” she talked excitedly as usual.
I was in shock until this tall handsome man walks up to her and kisses her.

“You were late. Meet Kola; I met him this morning, he’s helping with your ATM I told you got swallowed and Kola this is my B to the O-O,” she laughed “Meet my husband Dayo, we only come here to dance every fortnight Friday; away from work, stress and kids.”

“Wow, a pleasure” I managed to shake him
Then she stood now excitedly holding her husband’s arms.
“Why don’t we invite Kola for Mimi’s 16th birthday tomorrow?” Her husband said

They have kids too? How long have they been married and they look like a couple just dating!

“Silly me, please come for my second daughter’s 16th tomorrow. It would be an honor” She brought out an I.V from her purse.
I began to feel so ashamed of myself…this was another guy like me, getting it right with one woman.

I collected the I.V and promised to be there.
“See you tomorrow! Have you had something to eat Dayo?” she talked and dragged her husband along.They left and I kept staring at the thin air like I had seen a ghost. T

hey come just to dance together every fortnight Fridays? Why didn’t I think of that! Temi loves to dance…she also likes long walks, she loves to talk…she loves jazz music, there’s this vivid picture I have of me putting her hand on my chest when we danced at a jazz club on our first year anniversary…I found myself typing all the things I knew Temi loved to do on my Ipad and I realized I had denied her of all…I had made her the old woman she acts.

What the hell was I doing here! I didn’t even tell my friends goodbye, I walked out of the club into my Jaguar. Temi’s call came through and I picked at first ring.

“Temi?” My heart raced
“I know you are not coming home…”
“I am, stay up so we can gist. Been a while” I decided to do everything on that list and to even add many more for the rest of my lifetime with her.
“Are you alright?” She was shocked I suppose
“And I’d like us to go for a birthday party tomorrow. I want you to meet this amazing couple”
“You sound different Kola”
“Maybe I’m different”
“Don’t say it! don’t say it! when you come we will gist very well” she laughed

She laughed!!! In just that laughter that I hadn’t heard in a while, she sounded like the lady I married six years ago…

Pay attention to little things, believe that they work and experience new bliss....

thanks for sharing

Rotimi! @@@@@!!!!!@@

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