₦airaland Forum

Policewoman: So how does this add to my monthly salary??

abi? btw, u dey amongst those police wey dey comot from their salary? e no easy o. God is your strength.

36STATES: I think its time we all march down to that brothel called coza church to rescue those sex slaves and brainwashed folks and knock that place down for good. This love-vendor pastor biodun should not go free to continue his abuse and scamming of hard up folks in the name of fake miracles. Pentecoastal churches should be restricted along with other muslim extreemist groups,...they're up to no good.

I am 36states, I support this massage

yes yes. after reading through all these arguments i need a massage too.

omenka: Spot on!!! We make these whities feel too special and unique. Then the next day, they throw bananas at us and we start wailing all over the place screaming racism!!

this kind of reaction is so sad and disappointing. In our desperation not to be looked down upon we become racists ourselves. I lived for 3 years in a non English speaking European country and I had to learn the language and the culture. Each time I spoke the language to any of the locals they got excited that a foreigner had learnt their language so well. Is it because they felt I was from a superior tribe? obviously not. any normal human being will react happily if he sees someone from a totally different background speaking his language or living his culture. I am not a Piers Morgan fan but I do feel happy that he tweeted in yoruba. i assure you that if he speaks chinese or masai or english with a Texan accent all the people from those areas will find it amusing.

its so silly for people to turn this into another tribal war. smh

[quote author=vokal_guy]You are pathetic and ignorant. So the president decided to burn down the billboard right? I think Seun needs to implement some sort of IQ testing mechanism so when morons like you register on this site, it detects your stupidity level and denies you access. And as for 'likes' do you mind telling me if those likes pay your bills?[/quote]KAI. relax na. the guy is obviously kidding. you guys should go easy with the insults abeg.

sheyie2007: I once lived in a coca lola container. So?

you lived in lola's container

iamswizz: Please does anybody know where i can purchase Garri Online?

try ebay

why dont we form a Republic of Nairaland. there will be no ASUU strikes, no Boko Haram, no Brown Ideye... in short nothing that makes Nigerians sad. i am sure we will get plenty of foreign investment.

i want to be elected as a senator of any constituency in this new republic.

rill: Abeg where omotola 4 the pic
Can't seem to spot her

she is the one with the mustache. 2nd from the right. thanks and dont mention

Princessaleeza: Why is it dat whenever Omotola name is been mention,d some of d Igbo in d house go crazy $ started comparing Gene $ Omotola.U guys shud stop d comparism cos d diff is just 2 clear.Gene might no how 2 act more dan her or produce more dan her. But when it comes 2 Beauty don't just compare d 2 of dem again.

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. dont lets turn this into an igbo vs yoruba showdown again o. i have been running away from those tribalistic arguments all over nairaland.

123 simple as APC, as easy as do re mi APC 123 baby you and me girl. i haf tire

nobody is talking about whose phone was stolen. where is he supposed to get the money to buy another BB?

Vires: Damn

American style

ok. thanks. we learn everyday

i have been exercising my little grey cells and trying to visualize the scene and somethings dont add up.

1. how come the woman was able to enter his house at 4.30am without his waking up. does he leave his doors open or is he leaving in a shalanga where anyone can walk in at anytime of the day?

2. how come the oil was so hot? it means the woman walked in, put on the stove, took oil from the cupboard, took the frying pan from the cupboard, fried the oil, walked to the bed and poured oil on the man's head. And he slept through it all .

my dear Watson, something smells very fishy... and its not fish she was frying

Evil Brain: @ OP


I don't watch Big Brother (or any form of broadcast TV other than the rare bit of news and sports), but I will fight for the rights of others to watch whatever nonsense they want.

summary of the arguments of all those defending BBA. smh

interesting. maybe if we develop the sports well we can make them start it in the olympics and our proudly nigerian Rams will give us medals where the humans have failed to do so

solomon111: 19 players out of 21 in our AFCON team were based in the Nigerian league.
How is it an exaggeration?

i thought you were talking about the Nations cup we won in South Africa? were there as many as 19 homebased in that team?

Born 2be Rich: WELL DAYUUM

what is the meaning of this DAYUUM sef?

i am sure it is some students that failed their exam that organized for their kidnap.

woky: wat is miss red

the past tense of misread

solomon111: Going by the comments here,it's obvious many people don't even watch the league or know about the huge progress the league has made since the advent of the LMCs.
Is this not the same league that gave us the bulk of our AFCON winning team.?

I agree that the league has made progress but i think that saying that it gave us the bulk of the AFCON team is a bit of an exaggeration

donedy: A typical response of one with misplaced sexuality or homo sympathizers.

huh? read my post again. i have stated my case against homosexuality very clearly. i just dont believe insults are going to make them change.

Uyi Iredia: In addition to what ladenz said, it's true that adultery, even the marital institution is eroding. I can from personal experience say that inc€st has been considered seriousl by some. I once had my sister tell me a friend felt it normal for her to be naked in front of her brother, or even dress up in his presence In CU, there was a time some of my mates were talking about s€x and it veered off into inc€st: some did admit they toyed with inc£stuous feeling whilst young, some even had s€x with their cousins.

yeah Uyi. that is what i am talking about. one day some people will say it is only normal. nawa o

initially i didnt want to comment but i cant hold back anymore. Like majority of the people in this thread i dont support homosexuality. but at the same time i do not despise homosexuals. i lived in Europe for 3 years and i learnt to distinguish the individual with homosexual tendencies from his/her actions. This does not remove from the fact that it is very very unnatural and very wrong. the guys defending homosexuality in this thread are very intelligent and those hurling insults at them are only making them look like heroes. i met homosexuals who had those tendencies but realized that it was unnatural and sought for help. some have been able to overcome it. it is scary that we start accepting these things just because many people have the tendencies. In Europe today, marriage is becoming non existent because people started accepting that its normal for spouses to be unfaithful to each other. it slowly became the in thing and now most dont see any reason to get married in the first place. the result is many children who are not privileged to grow up with a father and mother and dont have that sense of belonging to a real normal family.

so many other societal problems could be accepted as normal because many people are inclined to such acts; drug addiction, alcoholism, extreme violence. people still fight against such because the danger of accepting it is more obvious. it is the more subtle ones like homosexualism that people are tempted to just look the other way. i attended a seminar in Europe where a young teacher tried to show parents how many of his teenage pupils were beginning to see sexual relationships with their brothers and sisters as something normal because of a popularly TV show in which this was presented as a normal thing. the parents didnt believe it until they started hearing with shock what their kids were saying. in the next 50 years some people will be pushing for us to accept marriage amongst brothers and sisters as a natural thing because they simply feel those attractions to each other and are not attracted to other people outside their family

lastly for those who keep on saying that those who have sinned should stop condemning, i want to say that if everyone was to keep quiet because he is a sinner then the world is in trouble. we all have to help each other. i have my weaknesses and i have learnt a lot from those who have openly professed themselves to be gay. at the same time i believe that they also have weaknesses and i can help them. i wont keep quiet because i am a sinner.



throw the first stone

ayox2003: Religion! Oh how thou hast darkened the minds of black africans - even than those who gave you to them!

Most of those senators who voted were muslims!

Because the Koran says u can marry as much as four wives, Yerima had to divorce his fourth wife so that he'd be able to marry that Egyptian girl!

Anyways, to me, the african problem gets 'religionized' by the minute. When you think we're done with one, the caveman attitude sprouts like a new forsythia branch. But those who bury their whole existence and brains in the soil of religion will get the tree of backwardness that grows on it and all taste from the sour fruit the tree gives. For instance, Yerima and child marriage.


Frawzey

i dont understand why so many people on NL blame religion for the ills of society. have you stopped to ask yourself what our society will be without religion? its because of peoples' religious convictions that they avoid doing many wrong things. man tends to do evil by nature but many 'backward' africans hold back sometimes because they believe that these things bring divine punishment. granted, they are not acting for the right reason but at least they are not doing the wrong they would otherwise have done. if a guy who is broke prefers to go to church and pray for a job rather than commit crime is that wrong? if a girl with no means decides not to prostitute herself because she believes its a sin, is that wrong? if a civil servant decides not to steal public funds because he believes its ungodly, does that make religion bad? it is religion that teaches people self discipline, kindness to your neighbours, taking care of the downtrodden etc. etc.
Now in the few cases where individuals wrongly use religious beliefs to perpetrate evil, people go shouting RELIGION RELIGION. i dont think you are being objective about it.

Believe me, if you remove religion from Nigerian society, we will disintegrate so fast we wont know what hit us

i am surprised most people are just knowing about Andrew Harvey now. He was in the press immediately after she died. if i remember well he was at the burial. its just one of those things that goes with marrying a celebrity. You share them with the rest of the world and if you are not the kind of person that likes publicity you wont reveal your relationship to the public.
nevertheless i must say that goldie was unfair to her husband with the way she carried on with Prezzo and he (Andrew) is telling a lie if he says he did not mind. it will have been different if BBA was a scripted movie and she was playing a role. many contestants have gone to BBA and not gotten involved with anyone. i am beginning to believe that was the real reason for her 'strange' behaviour. all those tears and everything. she knew that she had a man at home who will be suffering seeing her flirting with one big headed ugly kenyan

confusion247: JTF is not only confused but weak. I can't believe it that Nigerian soldiers are also begging terrorists and murderers to drop their weapons and come for dialogue.
It is very shameful.

Dialogue is one of the most effective ways of battling terrorism and it is encouraged in all the countries where terrorism is practiced. I am not saying that it is the best solution here (read an article i wrote months ago http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/04/14/kunle-ladeinde-amnesty-for-boko-haram/) but i dont agree with you that a call for dialogue is a sign of weakness.

anonimi: You don't mean greenbacks, USA money and nothing on the ground to show.
And the yeye man go dey preach sey im generation dey cursed.
Only in Nigeria!
Yeeeeeepa!!!


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can you give me this lady's number. i think i am in love. just look at that mouth

sureteeboy: Hmm... The Hunter's excuse looks fishy. He didn't know his friend was there in the bush, hunting as well? A bad blood must have existed.

no be only 1 bad blood o. e fit reach like 20 bad bloods

taiocol: was this suppose 2be funny

i guess we have different sense of humours. i found it quite funny.

eightsin: If JTF can not provide d body or even a tooth to give to doctors to find out d cos of death...thn this is bullshitttss

the plural of bullshit is bullshit not bullshits

[quote author=slim fit ]Kogi people are bush people now this is modern living to them.[/quote]you can be so insensitive at times. how do you think a Kogi indigene will feel when he reads this post. its not right for people to hide behind social media to insult others. NL moderators have to be very careful. We have seen how Social media led to the revolution in the middle east. we should not take for granted what our insulting comments can generate outside. we are all free to have our various opinions but we should be state them like mature people

good news. Jonathan might not be the best president in the world but he is proving to be consistent. the challenges will be there but if they are tackled in a methodical manner they will be overcome.

if this money had not been given to these workers it will have been "chopped" by half a dozen pot bellied politicians.