₦airaland Forum

Well, the conservatives are the ones in power right now so changes to immigration policies may come.

Canada and the US are still the only Western countries that grant citizenship by birth. I see Canada putting a stop to it in the foreseeable future .

And the US? I dont think so cos they need your dollars.

*sigh*Titi Arowolo's pics still gives me the eebie jeebies.

Even if I refused to leave, i trust my Daddy to come uproot me from the house.

No I wont stay o.

alutacontinua: If my wife hits me ONCE, we're done!

wait! are you male now?

omenka: Na which kain work some of these our "big girls" dey do wen dem bank account dey always display tens of millions?? Today dem dey Barbados, tomao New York, the day after, Hawaii, then next thing you go hear say dem rock Channel bag wey Beyonce been rock yesterday!!! The trips and the goodies na for free??

Make nobody tell me about one yeye 5mill endorsement deal oo!!

lol. The ones without sense will tell you its their endorsement deal.

The birthday girl-Happy birthday to her. i dont think the dress is age appropriate. I dont care if its oscar de la renta, but she has to show herself to all the big men around. I wonder if she got her boobs done, hence the need to wear the dress.

Genny's dress is nice. Her eyes are beginning to giver her away despite the fact that she seem to be using a lot of botox fillers

Tiwa savage- forever looking trashy and never disappoints with her omo alata tendencies.

Toke makinwa- Always thirsty and desperate. Wannabe.

obowunmi: Doesn't Mo have a husband? Where is he? Or she only found a sperm donor...

What is ya business? She is divorced. End of story.

tintingz: Whatever.

He's a pussified feminist.

You can label the writer what you may and whatever you damn well please.

It, however, still doesn't change the fact that it's a satire and it's what a lot of Nigerian women experience on a daily basis.


Now tell me if you mad or nah?!

dem don dey enter small small.


Smh.

@tintingz. El nathan is a man.


And what if a feminist wrote the article?

Does it change the fact that its the reality in Nigeria?

Efemena of life.!

I agree with you men.


@What Efe is only advising you not to have marriage on the radar until you can provide the basics for yourself and one or two other mouths.

It is just common sense.

When a baby is hungry, he or she doesn't understand our usual sayings of "God will provide" " leave it to God" etc.

Try and find your feet and enjoy your me time before starting a family.

carefreewannabe: Your girl could make a change if you make her strong

Women in some other parts of the world were like this too ................. a 100 years ago.

Hmmmm. Nigeria is a special environment. You have to have a very thick skin to live there.

She can go live there if she wants when she becomes a full fledged adult but not when she is still growing.

Yeah, but we have refused to evolve.

Babymama1: Pray about it too
I know it sounds cliche
God sees our hearts and what concerns you concerns him
He can turn anything around,any situation once it is not of him
I am speaking from experience

I am married to a man who is very cynical about Nigerian men of God and nigerian churches
He thinks they are all crooks till proven otherwise
I know a lot of charlatans exist but it is wrong to label them all crooks
He Will not step foot in a Nigerian christian gathering out here and that hurts my feelings a lot because I love worshiping with our people
Prayers broke that

I told God from the depth of my heart that if he is indeed the one that joined me with this man!he should turn his heart to come with me to a Nigerian fellowship I wanted to attend and he came.
Seems like something simple,I had asked for years upon years.

Correct man.

What is so special about Nigerian churches or Fellowship? Isnt God supposed to be everywhere? Cos I dont seem to understand this i must attend a Nigerian church mentality.

@edwife

I like elnathan. i love his satirical articles.

This article further re-iterates why I wont want to raise a girl child in Nigeria. Mba.

Thank you Aisha.

Kanwulili your kitchen is really neat o. I like it.

I do my major cleaning on sat or Sunday cos I work Mondays to Friday as well.

This Coogar ehn .That jollof rice part cracked me up. .

Nice thread babymama.

My hubby is actually similar to yours. He is a no nonsense man and doesn't give people second chances.
However , I dont think that's a flaw at all. That actually turns me on . I love men with balls.

My hubby can be a nag. Yes o men nag too . Most times I'll be like 'I don hear abeg'. Dont kee me.

Most are runs girls turned wives.

Nike Osinowo and her husband are divorced and left the man high and dry.

Heard Okoya and Shade have the dreaded disease.

Ene maya lawani and John Obayuwana never got married.His daughter, Jennifer, is still hoping her Dad reconciles with her Mum.

*sips tea*

moca:
Hope married life is good on u?

Thanks dear. Its going well.

moca: My hair is too strong to comb.
Kai!
What treatment will soften it abeg

Aside that, the hair look very beautiful on me and so full.

Where dem?
Chillisause,iduwogbu,ileobotajo all the naturalalists in the house

I use emily coconut oil and castor oil. Mixed with a little hair cream. How about hair mayonnaise? Used it for my permed hair and it was all soft. Is it good for natural hair?




Thanks in advance.

Hello yellow paw paw>

you can apply a leave-in conditioner/conditioner mixed with coconut oil. its also known as the relaxing conditioner.

If you live in abj or lag, you should be able to find suave, tresemme, giovanni etc and coconut oil should be easy to find.

Good luck dear.

NSE IKPE ETIM!

BIMBO AKINTOLA!



Funke Akindele , rita dominic, Gabriel afolayan, odunlade adekola, yomi fash lanso are getting there.

Genevieve needs to take acting classes men. She is even irrelevant right now in Nollywood..

Driven(Makes every effort to advance in his career/business.)
Fulfilled in his career/business( There is no need for a miserable partner)
Knows what he wants to do with whatever he makes of his career/business(As far as I'm concerned,you are a useless man if you are going to carrying babes, popping champagne and clubbing every weekend with all the money you make.)

Daz all for now.

@nashville Can you advice your family friend to channel his marketing skills into a side business since he's been a salesman for a no of years?

Tell the Law Courts not to judge them then, since they are you know, men of God?

You mad or nah?

queensenglish91: SHUT UP, EVERYONE! JUST SHUT UP!!

Calm your titties down!

rastamouse: "To all Christians here, here is an advice to you: Let those without sin cast the biggest stones.

GOD knows how to deal with HIS own. Refrain from judging because you may not know all the facts."

AdeniyiA: some people would find themselves in hell because of unbridled tongue.

*SMH* No wonder these pastors keep laughing all the way to the bank.


A lot of people have their brains in their azzez.

It's all a business at the end of the day. Christ embassy Inc.

Kudos to Anita for being brave enough to file for a divorce on these Boko Christian streets. Maybe, just maybe this will send a message to all other pastor's/bishops wives keeping up appearances.



Btw, i've never heard of a full-blooded Nigerian woman file for divorce on the grounds of adultery or physical abuse. Naah!? We just love to be disrespected.

The suffering and smiling is in our blood.

baby124: How does the church member's dressing affect you in church. Until Nigerian's learn to mind their business and stop being sexually frustrated and repressed. Then will you have self control and focus on your life. Travel abroad and see what women are wearing. If you touch them all with the excuse that they tempted you, then you will begin to understand what self control is. In fact you will force yourself to learn it. It is not what is on the outside that matters but what is on the inside. For example, pastor Chris who dresses to a T is a big cheat. Those girls wearing revealing clothes probably have more favor in God's sight. God is not fooled by false pretenses and outside appearances for he sees our hearts. So learn to control yourself. When you see a woman dressed revealing, don't convince yourself that she is trying to tempt you. You may just get more than what you bargained for. Face the message in church and not the breast in front of you.lmao

Thats why a lot of them end up in jails abroad just because they think the woman's dressing called for it. They just have to blame someone for their lack of self control.

Living Faith Incorporated. Oyedepo and his wife are the owners and his kids will inherit the business when he is gone.

I dont blame the man. He only wants to expanding his empire, but the UK govt is telling him to fugk off.







Church business is good business.

xynerise: Na women dey always fall for the trick na.

Have you ever looked for your wrist watch? How do you feel after searching for the wrist watch for 2 hours only to find it on your wrist?

What they were looking for was right there with them. They are not just patient enough to find it. Vulnerability is the result of desperation.

Hope I didn't contradict myself?

Before.. ....Na we get fish brain na.

*sigh* Religion is truly the opium of the masses. Nigerians have so overdosed on this opium, going to a rehab won't make a difference.

Ishilove: There's a school in Ogun state named the Ambassadors College. This school pays about 320k/per term. In the last SSCE exams, the sss3 students combined, about 69 in number, scored close to 200 As in various subjects. If you doubt me go to the school and check out their notice board where the results are proudly pasted. They didn't pay all the million million I'm seeing on this thread but their result is one of the best in Nigeria, so what are we talking about??

@ishilove Thats seun's mummy's school oh.

Thats amazing though!

its not always about the money.

The mind boggles. . There are very few marriages in naija. Most couples are just living like flat
mates.

Nice thread o jare bukatyne. Thanks for this.

women and their wahala o.

carefreewannabe: Do you know if he wanted the divorce?

Have you never seen couples that take care of their children TOGETHER despite a divorce?





She said she wants to be closer to her mother again. This is her only reason.



Do you know the woman? Are all mothers good mothers? Do all mothers take good care of their kids?




It's a girl.

The more reason why she needs her Daddy in her life.