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I was diagnosed with endometriosis hence my painful cramps.

I experience excruciating pain and will be pretty much unproductive if i fail to take my medication a week before.

My boobz get bigger.

Bloatiness

Loss of appetite

I sometimes break out on my face.

I honestly wish i could do without bleeding every month.

aisha2:
I wish
Am here mentee, spent a lot of time with her, learned truckloads.
I am a little less refined lol, she is a lot more posh and weigh funnier

Are you serious? You guys know each other? What a small world?

You see. The apple doesnt fall too far from the tree.

lol.

My regards to her when you see her. From one of her nairaland fans.

Aisha can you try and cajole her to come back?


ok.i'm done famzing.

EfemenaXY:
^^ Haha!

You're only just seeing this?

Gosh, I miss Debrief. I really, really do...

So hilarious.

I miss Debrief too.

Aisha actually reminds me of debrief. lol

Are you Debrief? Aisha.?

@dbard . pele o.


Dont get me started on event vendors in Naija.

Na so so million dem go dey call.

@aisha Banke meshida charges like 800k now? My goodness! Ridamnculous! What are they painting? Maybe cos i'm a MUA sha.

Even celeb MUA here wont charge that much for a wedding.

Do you know about the lady in Abuja called mamza beauty? I heard she isnt that expensive and charges like 60k per day(even that amount sef plenty)

na wa o.

breathless:
OP, sorry for the embarrassment on a day meant to so special.

Not only has empress lost future customers, she has a whole lot of bad publicity to deal with now and beyond.

When my spouse is chunning out great jobs like this, someone is throwing away opportunity to sell her skills in a competitive market.

The cake in the picture isnt your spouse's.

Awww! Dbard!

Congratulations!

Happy married life.

Please disregard the trolls.

Nike is no longer married to him.

legendarysegzi:
U MUST BE AN AGENT OF THE DEVIL,no doubt!

Yes I eat and breathe the devil.

He lives in me!


Fugking Zombie!!

Ok. The groom's mum is a jewelry merchant.I heard she used to be or still is a big time drug lord. The brides mum is a textile trader in lagos island. The groom's and bride's mum are friends.

Anyway, if you put two and two together i.e put on your thinking cap, this wedding is an over the top one for the kind of business they are both into.

Anyway, happy married life to them and hope they dont end up like Tunde fowlers daughter and bayo kuku's son.

ResourcePower:
I have discovered that our personal prayer altar is as important as what we say in prayer if we must score with every prayer we make. More particularly so when we pray for our straying spouses.

If you’ve been praying for your misbehaving spouse without much to show for your efforts, it may be necessary to examine how you set your prayer platform.

There is a place to stand and an attitude to hold to make your prayer a quick success. God, to whom all prayer is addressed, is a God of order who has specified the rules of the prayer that would get His attention and intervention.

Prayer altar is not a podium or pulpit but a place, time and attitude for personal intercessory prayer that need quick answers.

See a suggestion on how to go about it HERE.

You must be delusional to think prayers will make a spouse stop cheating.

Keep praying till you contract all sorts of STD's and the dreaded HIV.

red101:
foolish thread created by a boko haram member.




don't mind him. He wears western clothing but hates when women wear it.
ask him if he wears agbada to work every morning.

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

coogar:
it won't bite....
if it attempts to bite, few canadian chics would suffer for it.

yeah. lol ashewo. i was going to suggest that but it skipped my mind.

@ coogar

oh really? thats cool.
Stay warm and dont let the frostbite bite.

lol @babatards

you for add papatards sef.


Zombies!!

coogar:
how cold is toronto now? i have an event to attend at the opera house in the 3rd week of november. does one need to dress like an eskimo to survive?

I don't live in Toronto o. I live in Winnipeg,Manitoba but i figure the weather is still pretty nice in Tdot now. That November go cold o because that week in November is when Winter officially starts. Although Tdot isnt as cold as were I am, at least they dont have to plug their cars, but I wager it will be extreme for a Londoner like you.

Yes you have to bundle up like an eskimo.

coogar:
one can tell ladygogo is pure canadian - lol @ lululemon.

Yes na. 100% Canadian.

ileobatojo:
She wore gym pants?

Wow. Please excuse me while I go panic.

Someone please let me know when the earth resumes spinning on it's axis again.

Tenk you.

And he brought it to family section.

He should come and see how high school girls and women wear gym and sheer yoga pants(lululemon athletica comes to mind) as knock about clothes here. As a matter of fact, the men here love it because it plumps up the azz, but they can only look and keep it moving.

If dem born you well leer for more than 60 seconds and see if you wont get accused of harrassment.

yeye yarns.

EfemenaXY:
He was driven by lust for the chick, and so just had to open a thread to vent out his frustrations, blaming it on Western influence.

lol. yes na. we know their type. Of course op is one of those that believe raping a woman is justified just because she is indecently dressed.

SAMBARRY:
you dey mind am . In fact if I wore such outfit and some angry looking women hissed at me just for them to let me know they are angry with my dressing, I will happily hiss back. After all yorubas say nkan to wunmi o wun e.meaning one man's food is another man's poison. You no like my dressing and you're angry and frowning your face like that frown will remove the dress from my body.my dear you are on a very long tin


that's how me my friends and my daughter went for one owanmbe and I decided to wear show me what your mama gave you outfit (monostrap micro mini gown) and then an older lady came from behind and tapped me saying my dear I want to talk to you hope you won't feel offended. I obliged and then she said this your dress is not decent . If you are wearing this what are you teaching this little girl pointing at wura. I didn't even allow her to finish before I and my friends pounced on her.

Nigeria= Where anybody and everybody feels they can talk to you just because they are older. oshisco la pa tua! lol. you did well.

I dont know why people cant just mind their business in that Obodo Nigeria. *sigh*

They just have to gawk, comment and go as far as creating a thread on Nairaland.

Stillfire:
Married to medicine is the height of ratchetness! Worse than RHOA! And they can't dress! I can't do either shows.

Really?. Dr Simone and Dr Jackie help strike a balance now

BananaBender:
Me!

https://media.tumblr.com/d0e5822df64b25adc1f04702c253ac8e/tumblr_inline_n5oiwkZF4o1rn347n.gif

lol. I love the balance on Married to medicine. It has career-minded women(Dr's) and some ratchetness.



I love me some Quad and Dr heavenly(the shade thrower).

pickabeau1:
ladygogo

Oh..u are the mouthed one to talk...
few months after wedlock and ur bitchy ways are already back online
anything wrong offline?

As i said,...its all fun and games

You cats all make subliminal jabs.. then will start screaming wolf....

all fun and games

Oh? I didnt know married women were supposed to be quiet/mute.


Everything is fine darling.


Oluwa gba wa lowo awon to n sho wa ta mo.

Only watched few episodes of the first season. Became too ratchet for me.

who watches married to medicine?

pickabeau1:
all fun n games... right

watever...

Sistagirl, your smiley and the term you used say otherwise. Could it have been a typo?


Warefa.

pickabeau1:
The thread is all fun and games.. huh
All fun and games
https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/85/15/bb/8515bbac810cc0a6b3f3b422091765ca.jpg

All fun and games and you had to use the word hag?

yeye. yimu.

carefreewannabe:
If I had to pick one, I would make the same choice.

Why haven't you read "A Thing Around Your Neck?" and "Americanah"?
Both really worth reading but I enjoyed the first one even more.

I need to cop those from Amazon.


Have you read the secret lives of baba segi's wives by Lola shoneyin and everything good will come by sefi atta.?

coogar:
https://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/weird_dance.gif

kai!! you have issues!

cant you see that my list is in two batches.

Good husband materials and bad husband materials.....

carefreewannabe:
I love Purple Hibiscus and Half of a Yellow Sun.

I enjoyed reading Americanah but I was a bit disappointed too. I wouldn't consider Americanah her best one and not a literary masterpiece either. It is a very nice novel though.

Have you got her collection of short stories A Thing Around Your Neck? I loved this book, too.

I cannot wait for her next book to be released. I hope she is writing one.

I've read both, but i think i prefer Half of a yellow sun..

pickabeau1:
Something seems to be making our resident hags laugh...
Let's share the joke

Perhaps you can mention their monikers so they can share the joke with you?

Sirshymexx
Sagamite
coogar
50calibre
wonlasewonimi



Royal Roy
Nashville
bellong

Chillisauce:
marital status doesnt matter.


NL wife materials..

Idowuogbo
edwife
beeevan
efemenaxy
phema
damiso
Godgreat
have i mentioned chillisauce?
kanwulia
sambarry
cococandy
pickabeau (i no write 1 oh)
carefree
sophyrocks
odilafta
buka
ileogbotojo
chaircover

.....

chillisauce o!