YungJoe44:


ok thanks. I've done that

hello pls did you encounter any issues while registering?

Migo01:
Don't worry, we will use it like that

lmao. coconut head generation

NwaNimo1:
A. nother

P. arent

C. ries

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Sai Buhari.....

oh my

babyvoice1990:


You think it’s funny? Keep going around with no face mask. That your big nose wey Dey find something go soon jam am. It’s a matter of time

be calming down

UnknownT:
LadyH , oya come out of hibernation fast fast

limme

I was at a friend's place that day. Just the 2 of us inside and her 3 dogs outside. Then she stepped out to go turn on the water pipe outside for people to fetch water. I begged her, lock this front door well o make your dogs no enter, I can't shout. She laughed and said she will that I should go and help her check what she was cooking. Na so I dey kitchen o, stirring the soup on fire then I heard a growl... and I'm like "no waaay...I die ooo". I turned to see the angry looking dog. Obviously babe no lock door well and the dog came in to see the intruder. Chai. I connected my eyes with the open back door and leaped! Omo I take off o! Ran till I felt nothing in my lungs and at the same time screaming her name. So I was running towards the front of the house where she was but guess what? The other two dogs were with her. They started running towards me as well. Lmao. I just stopped in my tracks. Make una kuku kill me Tear me apart
She called all 3 dogs to order and laughed so hard I didn't know when I burst into laughter as well cos I was supposed to be so mad at her, I mean what happened to "lock door o"?! That pursuit? Naah. It was mehd.

HolyTitus:
I'm wowed

Lol. In a good way or in a bad way?

I think this is all just infatuation. Everything you listed that makes this new guy create a spark in you with plenty beautiful butterflies will one day stop to matter, when the chips are down alright. Your boyfriend is a "great guy" so if you need him to be that and more then having sincere and open conversations with him will help. Stop cheating on him emotionally. Severe ties with Mr. Freaky Freaky and his beautiful package. But first, decide if your man is who you want, stay with him and find best ways to improve on the relationship's dynamics. If he is not, then let him go. Know this though; there are tonnes of even "better" men out there, so if what you don't have keeps attracting you then sis you gotta buy jungle boots cos you'll keep jumping from bus to bus.

toprealman:

What's funny here?

You. You're the funny one here. Diagnosing cataracts without an ophthalmoscope or atleast one or two characteristic symptoms of cataracts (so it can be safe to say you're rightly querying)

chinae:

I have similar concern but mine is just there, it's not improving or going down further. I tried several hospital that kept selling glasses not until I went to a hospital that told me my problem.

*The Problem*
That I abused Chloroquine as a kid, that it formed a layer at the back of my lens like a dirt on a sight glass.
I called my parents to confirm but they debunked me abusing it, but later remembered sometimes when I had body itches after been given Chloroquine injection, my parent took me back to the hospital and was given another injection to stop the itches. I now think the second injection prevented the Chloroquine from finishing its chain reaction as a result went to my lens to settle..

I have learnt to live with it.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

FaruqMadridCr7:
Op, you just explain what is Currently happening to me oo.am so worried about it.

visit a standard eye clinic and have your worries addressed.

grossintel:
You're short sighted but looks like you have Glaucoma too. I have the same problem but it's nothing not something to worry about.

lmao. Glaucoma? How? Pls stopeet

toprealman:

Could be cataract. Go to a good government hospital for check up.

lol. Pls stopeet

Was really funny when he announced the 48hours interval . lol. Like, you and the virus discussed he was gonna chill on those days between the time frame? Wow. It made zero sense to me. If you wanna lockdown, pls do totally. If you don't, then let people move like nothing is going on. Na wa.

UnknownT:
This one wey make you commot from Nairaland hibernation to laugh at Liverpool

guy I needed to!

GalaticHorde:
maybe they weren't convinced you could afford the astigmatic prescription you needed and removed that to make it more affordable for you

seriously? This is all you could come up with?

Oh she was the maid in that movie with such a beautiful voice? Little wonder!

Funny that Nigerians didn't carry this challenge for head like gala.

What to do now

Lexusgs430:
Another form of brain drain...... They take our Doctors, Nurses, Teachers, IT Professionals, Footballers etc etc ..... Now they are taking our ex-footballers....... Diaris God O...

LOL. Pls stop this. If we valued him I'm sure he would have been on our team management. Pls wear sunshades and don't hate on his shine.

Zanas:
Choi see finishing, Moses just handed Harry Kane his ass

that was wikid

NaijaTechnician:
Nokia A s h a 200 Java, Very fast in browsing and download in speed.

my mother did not rest until she got me this phone. (210 anyway)

Ok it's confirmed. Tonto paid Seun for all these unnecessary publicity. She's an actress FCOL!!! This shouldn't be news. Omg

Taniaa:

no thanks, use the money to learn manners

FUNKEEEE!!!!

Mrbehave:
My relationship with her is one and a half year and we are to get married by the end of this year. The problem here is that am only two years older than her which so many people complained that the age gap is too small that she will get older than me very soon, infact some thought that she is older than me.Our height are thesame and we are not short.

The man who married her friend who is two years younger than her is five years older than me.The boy friends of all her mates and friends are much older than I am.

My uncle who is a pastor advised me that he doesn't want me to be involved in extra marital affairs base on the fact that my fiancee will grow older than me and might loose interest in sex due to aging.

The problem here is that I engaged her early this year but right now I don't have single love for her that even when I travelled I don't want to come back soon cos i never missed her.This my fiancee started a relationship with a guy at the age of 15.The guy deflowered her at teen age, promised her marriage and dumped her after 8 years of being with her and married another girl and now is me her dreamed man who wants to leave her again, so difficult.I have never had sex with her, was only involved in a French kiss with her and sucking of her boobs.

When I started friending her I told my family that it was GOD who spoke to me to friend her just to gain there approval, can you see the confusion here? We live in thesame street with her just three houses between my house and hers and her mother advised that we should never let anything come between us as it may affect the both families due to the closeness.

So many were happy for her for finding me as I am the right man according to them since I have never been laid and I am 28.

I don't just know what happened I felt unattracted to her and lost interest in her and this has been happening for 8 months now but I hid it because seeing what happened in her past relationship I became afraid.

I cried and cried, prayed to GOD to make her loose interest in me but to no avail.The dowry will be paid this month, I don't like it but my hands are tied.

During the engagement my pastor and church elders were present and they endorsed it.

I don't have any problem with her just the issue of age and zero love that I have for her. She fainted several time because of her last break up, hmm am afraid.Please am tired I want a break up but I don't know how.

LOL. This is a JOKE.

gabe:
good job misstechy. unboxed d prime version yet?

very good question. Pls do misstechy

Origin:
And when a lepa seats with 3 oroba on a row...




The lepa will now spread herself so they can get equal share of the space.

spread herself how? inside the sandwich?

Sold

8stargeneral:
Nah wetin Alexis see finish fine his way,hw an adult go dey cry because of a club all d time

Lwkm ooo

bettercreature:
we need to launch hashtag to beg Lukaku to start celebrating.

After all the beef? He's not in the mood abeg.

ceejayx:
I never even clean seat finish dem don score Arsenal

lwkm