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This is sooooooooooooooooooooo bloody boring!

Every topic you are involved in gets turned into the Islander freak show.
CALM DOWN Look you are a grown woman about 7 years my senior I suggest you respect yourself.  You yapping on here but in reality outside this cyber world you would not say shit or do shit.  So just shut shit up.


@topic people do dumb stuff in a rage.  You will have to look at the situation as a whole

Whoa hang on who the hell are you calling a goat?

You have started again abi?

Look dont bring it.  Cuz you aint ready. hissssss

Stephen Im sorry forget what I said  

~Antidote~:
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Excuse me, but did I come looking  for gorilla's attention?

No one throws stones at me and gets flowers in return,

LOL, This dwarf will continue to cause many sleepless nights, so get used to it goats,

Stephen don't please. Leave it  


I just realised who Antidote was.  Her and 4Him have a long history

I just hope we don't turn this into a Islander and 4Him WWpart 78!

Abeg 4him and Antidote hush.  We all know if we put you in a dark room naked the screaming that would be heard wont be from the type of beating we are talking about here  

Sidenote I have meet some women who DESERVED a good slap.  Its not always as clear cut as that.  

Men can be monsters but girls we arent too far behind!

StephenP:
[size=13pt]That's why I said if you can, do it and if you can't, don't. Some women are bigger than their husbands yet they (the women) let their men beat them.[/size]

LOL chunky wives allowing themselves to get beat!!! ROTFLMAO

4Him you have made a very valid point!

Even wives slap husbands you dont have the guys walking out.

A slap you maybe able to forgive.

But when you become a regular beating bag. Kids or no kids get the hell out!

Cadet:
[font=casandra Sans Unicode]All this done by my aunt (Still love you, aunty mi) :

Kneeling down and carrying a chair, with my hands raised.

We had that too from our mother.  We also had the wooden spoon on the hand and she made us count the number of hits.  And if you moved your hand you got an all over body beating instead!

Also the talking when they hit you was funny when we look back on it now.  Every word was accompanied by a smack
How Smack many Smack times Smack have Smack I Smack told Smack you!
Or
shes so angry she repeats word which means more smacks

How[b]Smack[/b] How Smack many[b]Smack[/b]many Smack times Smack Have Smack I Smack told Smack you!

One here! Feb 7th wooooooohoooooo

ROTFLMAOOOOO@Sly you are nuts

It must be hard not eating Nigerian food.

I think I would die. I eat it everyday!

You americans kinda have it hard in some states not getting the ingrediants!

Pot belly is a sign of good living!!!

Haaaaaaaaaa Cadet!!!

4play is my booty call dont mess up my game omo!

and 4him cooks the best egusi soup!

I nominate

There are no scary ladies on Nairaland!!!

Cadet you want trouble!!!

Braids!

Hair now down to my shoulders!

Love spin I take it you want to be paid for your services?

You can still dump them and get revenge!

You dont let them go scot free!

What do you feel like doing?

We can tell you what to do but at the end of the day its up to you.

If you think you can forgive her do it
If you want to dump her do it
If you want revenge do it (within reason)

You are laughing.

You will remember me when it happens to you!

God African men should write a book on their awful toasting lines.

The ones I really hate are the ones who tell you they love you before they even ask your name
I shall explain

Him: Omo you are sweet you know  

Me: Thanks  

Him: I just love you so much  

Me: You dont even know my name!  

4Him how many of them ended up in hospital after eating your food?

If its an active stove Im going ontop!

I am flat chested actually!

@Cadet

Thanks I think@Sauce

Kennee please leave Cadet alone you didnt understand what she was saying.  You got confused take it like a man. *sigh*

No way Cadet Im not interested!

Wait wait wait!!!
If Cadet has removed herself and her two assets from the competition she needs to be replaced!

Kennee D-reloaded is very much married.

How many votes have even been cast?  All I see are nominations

Big Father you are wrong 80% of the children I know that came from Nigeria to live here in the UK are awful. All the instruction given to them is lost they become wild animals.

People are shocked when me and my brothers tell them we never schooled or lived in Nigeria.

Its your child you control him or her. No matter where you live if you have taught your child well they will always remember the child of whom they are and they wont disrespect you by misbehaving!

You cant pick a winner. From the girls posted.  They are all fine for different reasons!

4Him just let us know we are dying of suspense.  Your probably lying anyway to get us interested! Shame on you

Scroll back @D-reloaded the single digit pages I think shes on there.