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OP grew up in Mushin

unilagfreshest:
1. Akube- second hand‎
2. Amana- aircondition
3. Amebo- a gossip
4. Ashana- hooker
5.Baff- clothe
6. Bajinatu- gun
7. Bolo- fool‎
8. Bone- to ignore; to let go 
9. Buga- to brag, to walk with swag
10. Chairman - ‎a respected someone 
11. Chikala- fine girl
12. Choko,kpoli- Marijuana, cannabis 
13. Chop up- continue, proceed 
14. Chow- eat‎
15. Clap, kpai, murd- die.
16. Code- to hide, to be secretive 
17. Crib, domot- house 
18. Chyke - toast a girl ; convince 
19. Demo- pretend 
20. Denge- to brag‎
21. Drop voice - threaten
22. Ego- money ‎
23. Ejanla - Big personality ‎
24. Ele - lady ‎
25. Eshin- strong car, strong person ‎
26. Flex - enjoy
27. Free me- leave me alone ‎
28. Gbe si mi leti- give me information 
29. Gbege- problem ‎
30. Gbera - hurry up‎
31. Gbo rie- watch out 
32. Gock- to miss out 
33. Gombe- trouble ‎
34. Gragra- boast
35.Grej- food
36.Hammer - to hit hard/ rich‎
37. Iko - sense 
38. Jand- Uk‎
39. JJC- new arrival 
‎40. Jamisi- give me information 
41. Kabukabu- unlicensed taxi
42. Karishika - prostitute ‎
43. Kasala/ kwanta- trouble 
44. Kele - babe‎
45. Kishi- money
46. Kilon sele- what's happening ‎
47. Kolo/ kolomental - crazy
48. Ko soro- no discussion 
49. Koshi - go away ‎
50. Kpef- drunk
51. Lepa - slim person 
52. Maga - philanderer‎
53. Misyarn - to mis jive
54. Mugu/ mumu - fool
55.No shaking - no worries 
56. O kpeke- beautiful girl ‎
57. Omo - lady
58. Ode - fool‎
59. Olobe - fool
60.  Omo wobe - prostitute ‎
61. Orobo - fat
62. Oshara- new‎
63. Open eye- street wise‎
64. Oya - someone that is too forward h/ kangaroo 
65. Panda - fake‎
66. Paraga - local gin
67. Parole - fun
68. Razz - unrefined, uncultured ‎
69. Runz- illegitimate business 
70. Shayo- drunk‎
71. Scope - to fool someone 
72. Shisha- pipe smoking ‎
73. Shasha- new ‎
74. Shepe- local gin
75. Show- be available in person 
76. Sisi - older lady
77. Sort- pay
78. Tear eye- street wise
79. Tear rubber - new‎
80. Ti be- let I go / forget it
81. Tinini - call/ ring
82. Tokunbo - second hand 
83. Toosh- to be clean
84. Totorin - enjoy
85. Vamooz- runaway 
86. Wayo- fraud/ dupe
87. Which level? - what's happening 
88. Wosewobi - street girl ‎
89. Woz- slap‎
90. Yapa- plenty 
91. Yawa- big trouble
92.  Ajebo - born with a silver spoon
93.‎ Akata - foreign lady 
94. ITK - knows to much‎
95. Oversabi- knows too much 
96. Ghetto - under developed area.
97. Gbenu si- drink
98. Ebina - hungering 
99. Akuse- wretched 
100. Elenu- someone who brags while speaking
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The problem dey for ur back : in Reekado's voice. She is a killer.

The religion of peace at it again. Religion has bn a problem since 1813

DAHWAH007:
In the ongoing programme that kicked off 10.00pm on friday 24th February 2017, organized by Academy for Islamic propagation (ACADIP), in offa kwara state, a total number of 15 christians converted to islam. After a lecture delivered by the chief lecturer Alhaji Yusuf Adepoju & a debate in which he engaged in with a pastor and other Christians, a total of 15 Christians reverted to islam. The Academy has successfully converted 316 non-believers to islam in the last 6 months in various states in Nigeria. More details to come as the programme continues tonight 25/02/17 at 10pm till dawn.

modextus:
I think it's a wise decision. Most public schools if not all do not admit students that choose them as second choice.

will you pay the schl fees of candidates when they r eventually picked in a private university? The schlep fees of private varsity is on d high side. It is nt a cool idea if it is coming officially from JAMB.

Lol

michael142:
You have a very boring sense of humour.

Whitehousechick:
I think you need to work on self. Life isn't all about sex

I will provided I have someone who will give me everything i want to the core. I am working on myself tho.

Amen, thanks. God bless u as well!

udatso:
I like this guy. May God replenish you for your loses. Keep up the positive thinking

Whitehousechick:
Why are men mostly controlled by their libido

it is not easy dear. I am nt yet married but I have bn imagining hw promiscuous I will be when I eventually do. At times I feel like sleeping with all the fine ladies on earth. I feel like having sex everyday of my life.
One single lady can never satisfy me.

Whitehousechick:
Why are men mostly controlled by their libido

Firstly, I would like to thank the NL mods who lifted the ban against me, it was like hell not being able to like posts or comment.

Back to d matter, it is not easy dear. I am nt yet married but I have bn imagining hw promiscuous I will be when I eventually do. At times I feel like sleeping with all the fine ladies on earth. I feel like having sex everyday of my life.

martineverest:
y cant nigerians cant accept d truth?

The lady lived most of her life in UK and she is doesnt know banky...simple!

mtchewww....is she d only Nigerian dat has lived in d UK. She can't win the 25M with her useless way of forming. Who forming epp? B4 u know it she will claim she doesn't know Rihanna as well.

Equal2DeTask:
Who r We here

proud coco ice fans

Ride on coco ice. We love you!

RiversWatchDog:
Ex Big brother Naija Housemate, Cocoice caused a stir last Saturday night after she bared her boobs and allowed fellow housemate, Bassey have a taste of it, during a truth or dare game.


In an interview with Pulse Nigeria on Tuesday, February 14, 2017, the former housemate revealed that she has no regret baring her breast on live TV.

According to her, it was just a game and she didn't think anything of it. She said;


"It was just a game," she said. "That was basically... You know when I say 'it's your girl CocoIce (raps in indigenous language).

The bad girl Coco, the naughty girl Coco came out during the truth or dare, and it wasn't more than that. Because, even the next day when I woke up, I didn't think anything of it.

I don't have regrets doing it, but I didn't think anything of it. I just thought 'yes, it was for fun,' and that was it."

http://www.thearticle.com.ng/2017/02/bbnaija-cocoice-says-she-doesnt-regret.html

lodphil:
DNA test for all my children b4 d age of two.Don't want two die of heart attack later in lyf.

same Here. DNA test as soon as my wife delivers. I read a story of a man with similar issue on twitter weeks ago. Humans are not to be trusted.

A middle aged Nigerian man has discovered that a young man he raised from birth and who is now 32 years old is not his biological son, after all.

The Nigerian man who resides in the United Kingdom, Mr. Oscar, was forced to arrange for a DNA test to determine the paternity of his erstwhile son, Valentine, when his wife allegedly told their presumed son that Oscar was not likely to be Valentine’s biological father.

Valentine had dragged his supposed dad, Oscar, to a DNA test centre in Britain after his mother informed him a month ago that the man who had brought him up for the last 32 years may not actually be his dad.

As a doting father, Oscar had brought Valentine to England from Nigeria and put him through school.

When the result of the DNA test was read to him, Oscar wailed in agony as the results said there was “no per cent chance” he and Valentine were father and son.

Oscar wailed in despair as he asked: “He’s not my son? ".

Valentine was speechless.

Source: http://punchng.com/man-discovers-32-year-old-son-isnt-his-child/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

thornapple:
Hahahahah,
research shows it's normal.

OK ooo. Since it is normal , I thank God for that. Happy val's day !

Reporting for NCAN, Lagos Branch. Name: DARE Garuba, Tribe : Yoruba(Afonja). NB: The Afonjas are known for RITUALS, RAPE, COWARDICE , e.t.c

dre11:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/crime/metro/man-rapes-70-year-old-london-returnee-death/

thornapple:
If you trip that way you certainly will make an unfaithful partner but as for the frequency of your desires, that's absolutely normal.

I am only 23yrs : u fink it is normal? For the tripping hitch : it is becoming uncontrollable. God will save Me from all d KARISHIKAS.

Nice info bro.. I am guilty of #2 always. Fnx for d info.

AfterEarth:
1. Installing malware
https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/A-visitor-checks-his-mobile-phone-on-day-2-of-the-Mobile-World-Congress-640x426.jpg?dc81ff

One of the biggest misconceptions about
smartphones is that you don’t have to worry about
security with them nearly as much as you do with
your computer. But that’s a myth, and downloading
apps at random without doing your research is a
great way to end up with malware on your device.

Malware ends up on your phone via an app, so it’s in your best interest to avoid downloading apps from third-party stores or clicking download links on suspicious websites, even if they show the icon and name of an app you think you can trust.

Downloading an infected app is a great way to damage or even permanently ruin your phone, so your best bet is to only download apps from trusted sources, always be vigilant about what you’re downloading, and be careful about which apps you’re granting permissions, especially if you’ve rooted or jailbroken your phone.

2. Leaving your phone plugged in
https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Customers-are-seen-at-the-Apple-Retail-Store-Zorlu-Center-for-the-iPhone-6s-and-iPhone-6s-Plus-640x421.jpg?dc81ff

Leaving your smartphone plugged in and charging all night isn’t great for the longevity of the device. It may not really be a problem to leave your phone plugged in for a couple of hours once it’s charged completely, since devices can limit the power being transferred to the battery once that battery is fully charged.

But there’s no benefit to continuing to charge your phone after the battery reaches 100%, and leaving the device plugged in for long periods of time can
generate excess heat and damage your phone.

Another great way to damage your phone as you
charge it? Leaving the device plugged in when it’s
tucked under your pillow or even just sitting on top
of your mattress. A smartphone heats up as it’s
charging, and if you don’t place it somewhere where
that heat can dissipate, it can overheat.

3. Allowing your phone to overheat
https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/A-road-sign-Warning-Against-pedestrians-focusing-on-their-smartphones-640x430.jpg?dc81ff

Speaking of overheating, your phone doesn’t have to
be plugged in for the device to get too hot. Whether
you’re reading the news on the beach or playing a
game at your neighbor’s barbecue, it’s relatively easy for your phone to overheat in strong sunlight. Even leaving your phone on the table while you jump in the lake can be enough to make your phone
overheat, and in some cases, a phone can get hot
enough to shut down when left in direct sunlight,
even in an air-conditioned room.

The problem there is that excessive heat can damage the battery. That’s never a good thing, particularly because most people want longer battery life out of their smartphones, not shorter times between charges.

Typically, a phone that overheats will shut itself off to prevent damage. But repeatedly pushing your phone to that point will likely do more harm than good, so shielding your phone from the sun, turning it off if you have to leave it in a hot car, and otherwise keeping your device at a comfortable temperature is a good idea to prevent accidental damage.

4. Keeping your phone on 24/7
https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/A-visitor-checks-his-smartphone-on-the-second-day-at-the-Mobile-World-Congress-640x426.jpg?dc81ff

Just like you turn your computer off when you aren’t
using it, it’s a good idea to shut your phone down at
least occasionally to give it a rest. Leaving your phone on all the time burns through the life expectancy of its components more quickly than you would by shutting it off every once in a while.

Regularly shutting down your device, or even simply rebooting it, will help ensure that caches are cleared and that everything is running smoothly. Think of it as a well-deserved power nap for what may be the hardest-working device you use on a daily basis.

rosy1992:
You are really rude ,but I accept your apology.

thanks for accepting the apology. U r d best

Tell this to a child in primary school who can still be brain-washed. Mmm is gone for life. I guess u need Dickson to reset ya brain. If u Ph again, u will loss further.

rosalieene:
smh for most of the comments by the anti-mmm peepz
it's really so funny!
if someone decides to put another money in mmm just to revive the system and gain back his/her 2016 mavro, how is it any of your business?? The problem with a lot of Nigerians is that they don't mind their business and that's why they don't move forward.
those of you calling it a scam, did anyone complain OR say they were merged to pay mavrodi?
the only problem was the holiday which caused panic and almost killed the system.
Its left to those interested to revive the system because it helped a lot of people.
Mavrodians in the house, I believe you are more sensible than listening to the tales of woes of anti-mmmites...... Do what you can!
I believe with all your efforts, the system would be back, stronger and better.

Muslims and their highly secretive nature. No matter hw you try to redeem ur image, it can never work. The Islam brand is a bad one all over the world. I like Donald Trump and d likes, they treat ur Bleep ups big time. Ur religion will always be know for worst things till the end of the world or ur pedophile prophet comes back, prophet Mohammed (S.A.W.).

hazan041:
If not for d fact dat u ar trouble maker whyll u at first reply to this thread that is for muslim only?
U claim to be muslim on nairaland but u are a christian is it ur religion dat says u should disguise
?
Well, no matter how wise someone maybe they can never convince someone like u dey are stupid cux really u are!
Ur religion allow u to talk trash about odas religions? Don't wanna deep in to that as I believe in my prophet issa (jesus)
But please ill appreciate if u can answer dis simple question "can u tell me d differences and d similarities btw a church and a studio"
Answer dat ill be out of this thread am nt a trouble maker like u

How has Allahu Akbar helped the situation of the country . the religion of peace with different versions of Allahu Akbar : yesterday on trees , today on boiled pieces of meat, tomorrow on d palms of a newborn baby, next tomorrow in BH video. The religion that has caused the highest no of deaths in the world via terrorism. The most disliked religion on earth due to their controversial nature. [

CastedDude:
Here are trending photos of a boiled pieces of meat which reportedly changed to Allah Akbar at Olowogbowo area in Lagos. Facebook user; Bankole Adegboyega Abdul Kabir, shared the photos online which have now gone viral. The incident seems to have brought excitement among religious online users.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/02/shock-as-boiled-pieces-of-meat-changes.html

Reporting from NCAN, Lagos Branch. Name checked and satisfied.
It is always them

ijustdey:
https://newtelegraphonline.com/crime/metro/four-police-net-killing-hunchback-rituals-edo/

It is always them :
Rape
Drugs (Indonesia)
Fraud
Homicide
Corruption

Wehldone #Biafrans

chemistry157:
They're at it again!! It's always them!

Reporting live from #NCAN Lagos chapter

#DamilolaThe7yrOld has finally replaced #mmm on Nairaland trends. Thank God.

Amoyinoluwa24:
Comedian Bovi shared a cute picture he took with the 7 year old champion of the children section of the run Lagos marathon.

He posted the picture with the caption "The picture says it all. When she becomes world famous and successful, I will remind her"

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/02/bovi-shares-cute-photo-he-took-with-7.html

Bbsharon:
So I had fun going to this place and seeing this statue of liberty myself, so next time you are around Osun state or particular Ife city do not hesitate to pay a visit to this great place of honour.

u r very pretty. #TeamNaturalBeauty. I also admire the fact that u r so proud of the statue of liberty in our country : Nigeria .

rosy1992:
I never mentioned your name in my post please don't quote me

I apologize for being an assh@le. I was and j am still hitting at u so I needed some attention. Got carried away by ur NL profile pics. I really want us to be cool fwendz . Kindly respond to this fear