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CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Shades Daddy Freeze With Subtle Video. by Lagban(m): 12:23pm On Aug 28, 2016
Glocee:
Wow! My first time of making it to here even with my atachiri phone. Today is my birthday! Please show me some love!
Happy birthday my 3rd love, WULLNP.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping ‘wife’ Of N6.7m by Lagban(m): 12:36pm On Aug 21, 2016
Otunagum:
The only thing your father's father was able to take over was a Kiwi black polish and a nail cutter. Useless mallam.
u may be deluded that we r useless but in actual life, we rule Nigeria. Allahu Akbar for that.
SportsRe: Nigeria vs Honduras: Rio2016 - Whats your expectation for 3rd Place by Lagban(m): 11:27pm On Aug 19, 2016
Honduras will win US. If Nigeria wins, I will be forced to leave the Vaseline crew.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping ‘wife’ Of N6.7m by Lagban(m): 2:22pm On Aug 19, 2016
Another IPOB member found guilty. Biafra = land of thieves. Insha Allahu we will kwontinue to take over everything. kai mana
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Helps Emma Ugolee Who Has Kidney Failure by Lagban(m): 2:05pm On Aug 14, 2016
WinningSun:
:-D
now I see %90 of your dominant thought is all about ya third leg.
u r nt totally wrong
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Helps Emma Ugolee Who Has Kidney Failure by Lagban(m): 11:11am On Aug 14, 2016
cheesy cheesy
WinningSun:
why are you this foolish do you think we have only come to this earth to get married and have children.
Afterall Aunty Linda know how to take care of herself when she is Hot. cheesy
WinningSun:
why are you this foolish do you think we have only come to this earth to get married and have children.
Afterall Aunty Linda know how to take care of herself when she is Hot.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Helps Emma Ugolee Who Has Kidney Failure by Lagban(m): 11:03am On Aug 14, 2016
gebest:
LYNDA IFEOMA IKEJI GOD BLESS U
Anoda Nnamdi Kalu sibling on nairaland.
RomanceRe: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup by Lagban(m): 3:58pm On Jul 31, 2016
True talk especially dat No 5
yetty247:
Not every prince is charming.
Sometimes your prince can be such an a**hole, you end up breaking up with him. A popular saying:
“ You have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince. ”
This holds true for many Nigerian girls. We have to go through several Yoruba demons before we find our Nigerian angel. It is utterly exhausting. These are the things every Nigerian girl does after a breakup (a breakup ritual really):
1. Deleting galore
The first thing to succumb to the deleting galore is the phone number. Then we remove all the pictures and then delete them off social media. I call this move “deleting them from your universe”.
2. Waterworks
We may not cry in front of people because
“ big girls don’t cry ”
But trust me, the waterworks come through at some point. Maybe in the shower or when we’ve had too much to drink with our girlfriends.
3. Stalking
Just because we deleted them off our social media accounts doesn’t mean we don’t keep tabs on our exes. They may even be chatting with us via our totally new accounts.
4. Drunk texting
In the pre-waterwork stage, we may accidentally text, email or call the ex. This happens if they did the breaking up. But we’re usually back to our “big girl” status and mentality when we sober up.
5. Upgrading a bro from the friend zone
They say the easiest way to get over an old guy is to move on to a new one. And believe me, many Nigerian girls have friend zoned dozens of guys. We just promote one guy from the zone to relationship.
Foreign AffairsRe: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by Lagban(m): 11:02am On Jul 30, 2016
NEHLIVE:
http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/viral-photos-of-lady-in-hijab-twerking.html
There is nothing unholy abt sex. it depends on the way you see things. why do u think God created the di*k & pus*y? it is for us to use it. it is not there for fashion purpose.
RomanceI Am Confused, What Should I Do? by Lagban(op): 1:38am On Jul 27, 2016
I hav bn a fwend wit diz lady for two yrs now.i have asked her out on two occasions but d answer was NO. When I asked y she said we could only be fwends. She has visited me on four occasions and I paid her similar visits. I am afraid to ask her out again. She calls me once. Each time I stop calling her for months she will start calling me. I tried to remove her from my mind but when ever she calls I get carried away. I like her but I am nt convinced if she likes me. I need signs to know whether she likes me or not. I am confused. She pretends to like me at times but am nt convinced. She doesn't demand money or stuffs from me except I decide to buy stuffs for her. We r nt in the same schl tho!
Ladies pls let me know so that I will move on on time. I would have moved on but I am confused : I am still green in relationship and dating stuffs. I need to know the basic green lights. if they r ways i can test for those signs thru my own actions, pls I would like to know.


It is cool to be in a relationship especially when one is now getting older but because of the hitch associated with relationship and dating, I shy away from it most tyms. I have bn in d "vaseline crew" for some time now. "Konji" dey hold me wella. thanks!
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Shy Guys Find It Difficult To Approach A Lady by Lagban(m): 12:27am On May 25, 2016
3 & 4; datz me
DanceVille:
We have guys that are too shy of approaching a lady in a place, including me sef.
Though, there's no how you won't have a doubt of mind before approaching a lady buh shy guys do think and do the unexpected.

Sit back and enjoy the Reasons why shy Guys find it difficult to approach a lady.

1. Awareness Of Body Flaw
Shy guys keep counting their bodly flaws, then they can't never make it, as far as talking is concerned.They do keep thinking of how short or thin they look or certain flaws they feel their body have, that made them feel shy and find it difficult to approaching a lady.

2. Waiting For The Right Moment

A perfect moment that never comes.They do keep waiting for the perfect moment they'll easily approach her.There's hardly anything as a perfect moment, and shy guys who keep waiting for the perfect moment would never get it right.

3. Fear Of Rejection

The fear of rejection is one of the many reasons shy guys find it difficult to approach a lady.To these guys, it's better to remain where they are than to be rejected.

4. Bad Experience

Almost every guys that's shy with ladies has had at least one bad experience with lady that have even made him enter his shell the more.A lot of previous bad experiences add to make shy guys scarced to approach a lady.

5. Fear Of Not Knowing What To Say

To guys like this, they find it difficult to think what to say to a lady after approaching her.In their mind before approaching that lady--- the music that plays in their head is; "What If I Go There And Don't Know What To Say?".

6. Lack Of Confidence

A lack of confidence would unable them to do anything.They do forget that confidence makes them look attractive.

Last buh not the least.

7. Afraid Of Being Getting Slapped

This is very common among shy guys.A smart and confident guy shouldn't be afraid of getting a slap from a lady he wants to approach unless you step beyond your boundary...

I drop my pen at this juncture.

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DanceVille
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Shy Guys Find It Difficult To Approach A Lady by Lagban(m): 12:26am On May 25, 2016
DanceVille:
We have guys that are too shy of approaching a lady in a place, including me sef.
Though, there's no how you won't have a doubt of mind before approaching a lady buh shy guys do think and do the unexpected.

Sit back and enjoy the Reasons why shy Guys find it difficult to approach a lady.

1. Awareness Of Body Flaw
3& 4
Shy guys keep counting their bodly flaws, then they can't never make it, as far as talking is concerned.They do keep thinking of how short or thin they look or certain flaws they feel their body have, that made them feel shy and find it difficult to approaching a lady.

2. Waiting For The Right Moment

A perfect moment that never comes.They do keep waiting for the perfect moment they'll easily approach her.There's hardly anything as a perfect moment, and shy guys who keep waiting for the perfect moment would never get it right.

3. Fear Of Rejection

The fear of rejection is one of the many reasons shy guys find it difficult to approach a lady.To these guys, it's better to remain where they are than to be rejected.

4. Bad Experience

Almost every guys that's shy with ladies has had at least one bad experience with lady that have even made him enter his shell the more.A lot of previous bad experiences add to make shy guys scarced to approach a lady.

5. Fear Of Not Knowing What To Say

To guys like this, they find it difficult to think what to say to a lady after approaching her.In their mind before approaching that lady--- the music that plays in their head is; "What If I Go There And Don't Know What To Say?".

6. Lack Of Confidence

A lack of confidence would unable them to do anything.They do forget that confidence makes them look attractive.

Last buh not the least.

7. Afraid Of Being Getting Slapped

This is very common among shy guys.A smart and confident guy shouldn't be afraid of getting a slap from a lady he wants to approach unless you step beyond your boundary...

I drop my pen at this juncture.

List Compiled By
DanceVille
Nairaland GeneralRe: 7 Things That Can Destroy The Life Of Any Young Man- By Danceville by Lagban(m): 8:22pm On May 17, 2016
I am guilty of 5 & 6.
DanceVille:
There are many things that can destroy the life of a young man, hurt their destiny, stop their growth, slow their progress or block their advancement in life.All young men should know this things and avoid them.

1. Living Without Purpose And Vision

A friend of mine once said, "Guys of nowadays love Television buh don't have Vision ".This is nothing buh the truth.Most guys don't have vision, aspiration or even a plan for tomorrow.You can't be the best in any trade if you don't have anything you're pursuing.

2. Alcohol And Drug

The use of alcohol and drug is another way young men ruin their lives.When a young man is exposed to drug and alcohol at a very tender age, the effects goes beyond what they ever expect in life, as they easily get inducted into the dark world of crime.

3. Wrong Association

The company a young man walks with, will ultimately determine what he will become.Choose your friends wisely.Some friends are multipliers while some are destroyers.A wise man once said "Show me your friends and I can accurately predict your future.The company you keep determines your accomplishments.

4. Crime

Wrong association and information, leads to drugs and alcohol usage.The resultant effects are crime, gang fights, cultism, armed robbery murder etc. At the end, the law catches up with those young ones and helps them waste many years in the college for stubborn and foolish prison yards.

5. Sexual Immoralities

Lust, fornication, pornography, rape, masturbation etc are all sexual immoralities and serves as a media the devil uses to destroy the life of young men.Don't expose yourself to them, don't company with those that are involved in it because it will end up destroying you.

6. Laziness

Hatred of work, oversleeping, indolent lifestyle is dangerous to the life of any single man.A man, I mean a real man should be bold enough to work, he must be a man of the field, planting and harvesting for his future.When a man is a lover of his bed, lazy and lukewarm, there's no way he will not serve his mates and live in abject poverty and penury throughout is lifetime.

Last buh not the least..

7. Love Of Money

Love of money is a great destroyer of many young men nowadays.Some even results in rituals, that later end up their lives soon.Don't think without money, you can't reach that place you desired to be.. And always remember, Vanity Upon Vanity, All Is Vanity.

NB
This thread is meant for everybody.The way young men is destroying their lives in this Society, is appalling.Are you guilty of any of these? Please it isn't too late to make a CHANGE...

I drop my pen at this Juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

Please share this post among your friends..

You might just SAVE A SOUL..

Written And Compiled By
DanceVille




Please help me to give this thread a wider coverage.A soul might be save through this post.
RomanceRe: Lovely Pictures Of My Immediate Younger Sister by Lagban(m): 5:23pm On May 14, 2016
She is preet but you decided to conceal her contact details .
piperson:
hey guys, took some pics of my sis and decide to share. she wants to be a model
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Python Soldiers Killed At Their Battalion Today by Lagban(m): 5:09pm On May 14, 2016
Adaowerri111:
Just incase, OP attach more pics
doubting Thomas.
RomanceRe: Check Out This Wedding Pix. by Lagban(m): 11:07am On May 14, 2016
Linda Ikeji will not want to try such stunt with her hubby. Wizkid will bear the groom witness in heaven
FamilyRe: Best Way To Show Your Wife You Are Not Happy With Her by Lagban(m): 4:12pm On May 13, 2016
ladyF:
shocked If you are a married man and you do any of these things, then sorry, you are not mature enough for marriage.

What happened to your mouth? Have you lost your speech organs? Communication is key!!!

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
if is Guy A again . U r correct anyway . Nt having sex for sum1 like me is suicidal . I love sex to the moon
EducationRe: First Year GP Of 0.7, Am I Worthless? by Lagban(m): 11:03am On May 10, 2016
U can't claim to be good in Secondary school (as indicated by ur O'level results ) and u will have such gp. I guess u r product of "short cut to success". U can't eat ur cake and have it back . Pls don't be like Lai MOhammed when opening a thread like this on Nairaland. If u claim to be good and sth went wrong , u shld be on 3 point or let's say 2 point nt the 0.7 u r having . I suggest u drop out cause u r nt serious with Academics ....all u do is to waste 24hrs on Nairaland while Seun is focused on improving nairaland to be the top website in 9ja & worldwide . use ur brain and don't keep it idle.
EducationRe: First Year GP Of 0.7, Am I Worthless? by Lagban(m): 10:56am On May 10, 2016
U r correct
talk2alabama:
Don't u think u frequenting nairaland is d cause for your misfortune? Who popularity for nairaland don help eh?

Look u need to avoid social media at all cost if u ever wish to succeed in your studies. Just avoid it like ebola.. ur gp will increase, simple
RomanceRe: OOPS by Lagban(op): 9:38am On May 08, 2016
flexyfit:
it's not all about money...maybe d babe is trying to play hard...ADVICE=don't stop...keep going...she will accept later...no girl wants to be called a "CHEAP"....she just want to play hard...if u really love her...DON'T GIVE UP ON HER.....
This is the 2nd yr oooo but she still picks my call, I do pay her visit (up to 2hrs per visit) once in a while .
RomanceOOPS by Lagban(op):
There is dix Lady av bn crushing on for yrs. I won't lie to u, I like her so much but the problem is that she kept on ''putting me on a long thing '- saying we can only be fwendz and nt bf& gf. I don't wanna be fwend zoned so I av bn trying to avoid her for months now . I tried deleting her no on my phone but up till now av nt forgotten her phone no . I kept on thinking about her everyday despite trying to move on . I saw her today I couldn't resist her on sighting her but I had to form a bad guy by not relating well with her like b4 but deep down , I am still tripping for big tym.
I tried other options by chatting up other ladies and asking them out yet her picture keeping flashing thru my brain at end of d day when I am about to sleep.

I like girls like YQ but I have two basic problems : 1. Fear of approaching the ladies I admire so much bkos I was turned down b4 and that I may not be loved back 2. I am confused kos I don't know those tbat like me from those that don't give a fu*ck.

Pls I dont want to be fwend zoned and at the same time I dont want to die of "konji".

I need the basic skills in winning ladies hearts ...when it comes to ladies , I am nt always the lucky and fortunate type ; I have nightmares .

I need you to help me I am nt getting younger anymore
EducationRe: Unilag Students Forced To Sleep In The Rain As School Shuts Students Out Of Ho by Lagban(m): 8:14am On May 07, 2016
Ayeesharh:
That's inhuman
it isn't oooo...It's simple append ur signature on so called "form" and u r free to go....I don't see the reason why they are sturbon; too much pride.
PhonesRe: Glo Gains 80% Of New Internet Customers In First Quarter Of 2016 While MTN Drop. by Lagban(m): 7:46am On May 07, 2016
maxit2:
Lies.
For the fact we wanna sound patriotic doesn't mean we have to lie. Glo is a stuuupid network.

Browsing is so slow from where i am based. MTN is way faster but well, less reliable. Reason being server overload.
MTN and Glo employs almost the same amount of Nigerians, they both pay taxes. They support our youths (endorsement)... so why should anyone even keep givin a phuck if one is of South African origin or of Nigerian origin ? Come to Ifako Ijaiye, Lagos - the speed of the network is equal of gr8 than d speed of light in air.

Enough of the hate. GLO should upgrade.
PhonesRe: Glo Gains 80% Of New Internet Customers In First Quarter Of 2016 While MTN Drop. by Lagban(m): 7:44am On May 07, 2016
Xenophobian
hammer2010:
Rubbish!



I'm so dumping their slow a*s as soon as my current sub expires angry


Heard Emptyhen data is now tweaking cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Job Can A Secondary School Leaver Do In Nigeria? by Lagban(m): 5:38pm On May 05, 2016
Briona:
[b][/b]After the recently concluded WAEC, I have been at home doing Nothing. So I was wondering what a secondary school leaver can do that can fetch money in Nigeria? possible until my post UTME.

Please your opinion and comments is necessary.
1, u can Work as a Sales gal 2. U can also teach in Nursery and Primary schools 3. U cab work in a cafe or a business centre (photocopy, printing) if u have fair knowledge of computer
CrimeRe: Rejected Suitor Butchers MTN Worker, Stabs Victim’s Mother by Lagban(m): 8:46pm On Apr 30, 2016
Sexytemi:
Na wa o, is it by force for her to date himhuh, the lady should have reported him to d police so he could sign an undertaking when he threatened her.....and those her brothers need spanking...
u fink itx Linda & wizkid things abi..lol
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Complains About Boring Sex Life After Baby by Lagban(m): 4:54pm On Apr 28, 2016
singlefade25:
grin
love ur boobs
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Complains About Boring Sex Life After Baby by Lagban(m): 4:50pm On Apr 28, 2016
theshaderoom:
someone also said otedola hit that too
d guy who bleepd Linda Ikeji also hit #Savage
AgricultureRe: See The Big Scorpion I Killed On My Farm by Lagban(m): 4:46pm On Apr 28, 2016
Angelberry:
What am I supposed to do after reading this huh
u r supposed to grab my trouser and give me a BJ
RomanceRe: Problems Only Handsome Guys Will Understand by Lagban(m): 12:10am On Apr 26, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
So wat do u want me to do? To start drooling?
lol..

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