₦airaland Forum

BiafraBushBoy:
Rape her

falconey:
Woa op i am not handsome but this gay nigga boxer007 has been on my ass for months now (not literarily).


that guy in the pic is set no homo, some babes will get cucumber on him.

Rejoiceavl:
So I read many comments on nairaland of how guys and even girls masturbate, as if it's now their food, I also noticed how teenagers still living with Their parents, come online to proudly say how they masturbate and finish a vaselin in 3or 4days,but don't u all know that masturbation is of d devil and God doesn't approve it? That's y he created us man and woman, why do u block ur hearts to God's Word?? Secondly, it's not good 4ur health especially boys, when you get so used to it, u may find it hard to sleep with a woman cos u may not evn have an election due to self servicing, please I think it's high time u guys think about it and try to stop it by all means. Ask God 4his grace, He ll give you.

Hadez:
Hmm. He will nt take me serious might tink I am cheap

dubemnaija:
U have brain issues

dubemnaija:
Wetin consign nnamdi KANU here?

dubemnaija:
On behalf of all Ndi Obosi, Anambra state and Nigeria in general, we say RIP bro.

Our Brother Holland Chukwudubem gave his life for the sovereignty and unity of this nation.

He died on Tuesday (19th april) fighting boko haram in the north east. Good night my friend and brother.

shogat:
Electric power shortage/unavailability has been a scourge in Nigeria, which we have adapted to as a country because there seems to be no solution presently at hand.

In this era of smart phones, that comes with major flaw of having battery life that tend to drain out faster: Nigerians have to improvise alternative means to charge their phones since not everybody can afford using the generator always. You see people moving about with their charger looking for any available opportunity to charge their phones.

Here are some of the weirdest places we charge our phones.

1.Gas Stations: since the stations need to power their generators when selling fuel, people use that opportunity to locate the nearest one to them to charge their devices. There is high rate of theft here and also not possible when they don’t have fuel for sale.

2.Churches: people that attend church services in my area to charge their phones is increasing daily. They now pray the service last longer so that they can charge longer. You will see their demeanour change or turn back home whenever the church’s generator is faulty.

3.Banks: so I was on a queue inside one of the new generation banks, when a very good looking man came in and went directly to the water dispenser to drink a cup of water; immediately located an electricity wall-socket and plugged in his charger then sat down like someone about to deposit a huge sum of money (na charge e come charge). Many banks are halting such activities in their premises for security reasons.

4.Commercial Buses/taxies: people don’t struggle only for comfortable seats in buses again, they now struggle to use the car charger. They pass turn as if is a matter of life and death and some even forgets to pick their phones while alighting.

5.Salons: this is always an opportunity for me to charge since am a customer and I take it that charging is one of the services offered by the salon. The time limit depends on the style but as a sharp guy, to extend my charging time, I find faults and always correct the barber for long so that he will take his time while I continue my act.

6.Football Viewing Centres: 90 minutes is too much of a time to stay without charging after paying to watch a match. People flood viewing centres with their gadgets in order to charge them while enjoying the match. One’s attention is always divided since one must be vigilant because of thieves.

7.Restaurants: hungry or not, sometimes I just take a walk to a restaurant across my street; order a bottle of drink; sit close to a wall socket then plug in my charger then chill and enjoy my bottle for the next 2 hours till I get a full battery.

where do you charge your phones folks?

ireneony:
and also the person wenever u think of him/her you smile......is the person your heart longs for

tomsy2:
Is there still hope for education in Nigeria?
If a student in HND 2 in a polytechnic in the south west, a few months shy of graduation can write this, do you still wonder why our graduates are said to be " unemployable " ?

Cutehector:
If she is fat, I will run away from her

iPrevail:
Rubbish!

marvluv:
its a very close friend of mine...her wedding ceremony has been scheduled for next month & invitation has been sent to the world, BT unfortunately the husband to be just told her hez not interested in her anymore..how will she do dis she needs a guy to fill in d space so dat the so-called guy will b put to shame.

mimopel:
Am yet to see a contrary view....after all not everybody thinks pornography is bad...so any counter view?

Pidggin:
Are you physically attractive?

Smartguy001:
preacher kip preaching

Me I like big butt o...nofin kwosigh me

Maybe wen I ready to marry I go go find one deeper life girl marry

LORDSAMURAI:
STOP WATCHING PORN and ure good to go