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Culture / Re: New Photos Of Oluwo Of Iwo And His Queen by lagcity(m): 10:26am On May 06, 2022
Iwo people don enter one chance grin
Crime / Re: Twenty Safety Measures To Protect You During These Evil Times In Nigeria by lagcity(m): 1:56pm On Feb 01, 2022
DECLAN2015:


Japa to where?
In addition avoid buying corolla
my guy, wetin do Corolla?
Crime / Re: Twenty Safety Measures To Protect You During These Evil Times In Nigeria by lagcity(m): 1:55pm On Feb 01, 2022
Blackdisciple:
Ok @ number one, my barber was shot dead just beside his shop at Ajah last Friday. How about that one

I was kinda looking bushy , before closing from work last week Friday, my colleague at work went to get his hair cut , came back I was like till I reach house before I can cut because there's a barber in my area I used to cut hair sometimes goes there to charge phone but it's been a while I charge there.

Closed from work went home on my way at my busstop on a bike saw people running that someone has been shot.

To cut the long story short I couldn't continue on bike so I had to drop them walk on reaching closed to the barber's shop I saw him on the ground jacking struggling to breath with blood stained everywhere. He later gave up that same Friday evening.


So what number onegonna sa

Number 21: dont join cult or bad gang. Your barber get secret wey he no tell you
Romance / Re: Zambian Man Caught Having Sex With Married Pregnant Woman (Photos) by lagcity(m): 4:49am On May 31, 2018
Silentscreamer:
Too bad. Some men really behave like dogs.

U r funny sha. What about the woman?
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Delivers Harvard Class Speech: Becomes The First African by lagcity(m): 3:02am On May 26, 2018
I like her natural hair sha cheesy. Oops im being a male chauvinist pig right now. lipsrsealed Ok ndo. tongue
Politics / Re: What Is Prof. Osibanjo Telling Tinubu And Co? (funny Picture) by lagcity(m): 10:30pm On Mar 09, 2016
Osinbajo: if u see how bubu slap me for inside office yesterday.
Akande: aahh. He slap u ke? Wetin happen.
Osinbajo: I brought in the kunu and put the bowl on d desk.
Tinubu: haba u shld have put it on d coffee table na
Osinbajo: but it wasn't coffee, it was ordinary kunu.

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Jokes Etc / Re: See Some Hilarious Nollywood Subtitle (see Photos) by lagcity(m): 5:08am On Nov 22, 2015
frisky2good:
The person you killed is dead. grin
Ya. grin funniest one so far
Celebrities / Re: Fan Grabs Wizkid's Leg At His Mali Concert by lagcity(m): 2:09pm On Nov 16, 2015
One Africa, abeg make una free d girl. Even me If I see Shakira ehn, they would have to use tractor to pull me from her. It is all love.
Education / Re: Opeyemi Enoch Solves 156-Year-Old Maths Problem, Gets $1M by lagcity(m): 10:07pm On Nov 15, 2015
So far, nothing about it on the internet. Naija press needs to show some professionalism.

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Politics / Re: RCCG Not Repairing Lagos-ibadan Expressway – Ogun by lagcity(m): 3:19am On Nov 06, 2015
Pebcak:
Kind of strange to me
From the initial thread claiming RCCG fixed it a lot of folks are here shouting praise to RCCG
Now that the truth is out most people are mute, i bet they will be like ain't it the govt's responsibility

Don't believe e'rthing you read
2morow FG will come out and claim it
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I gbadun this ur scarface gif.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Detains 4 Brothers Two Years Without Trial - Sahara Reporters by lagcity(m): 9:42pm On Nov 03, 2015
Mznaett:
Believe me or not "This country was'nt meant for the poor"sad
:
I believe u. Some rich ppl don't even know what you are talking about if u tell them these things happen to poor ppl. And we are in d same country.
Politics / Re: Photo: President Buhari Arrives India by lagcity(m): 1:51am On Oct 28, 2015
menix:
If him like make him go chop Indian woman apple, watin do Abacha comes to mind..
Obviously u neva chop indian woman apple before. If u had, u would know it is worth dying for, especially when u r over 70 anyway grin

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Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: 3 Things Shittu Said Most Nigerians Won't Agree With by lagcity(m): 4:59pm On Oct 20, 2015
This negro cray cray

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Romance / Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by lagcity(m): 2:42am On Aug 14, 2015
U fell into canal? grin
Politics / Re: British Soldiers Visit Nigeria Defence Headquarter (PHOTOS) by lagcity(m): 12:21am On Aug 08, 2015
that british bloke sits like a boss while d host sit like him nyash go dirty d sofa

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Fashion / Re: See Bikini Shots & Fashion Style Of Winners Of Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria by lagcity(m): 8:19pm On Jun 30, 2015
Paging Dr. jerkoff, paging dr. jerkoff. Dr. Jerkoff to the restroom please
Politics / Re: Nigerians Tear Twitter Apart Over Mugabe Marriage Proposal To Barrack by lagcity(m): 8:16pm On Jun 30, 2015
I shake my head anytime I see MUGABE, a hero turned villain. That nicca should have left after a few years in office. What a sad case. African leader sha.

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Family / Re: Why I Prefer My Husband To Slap Me…adaeze Yobo by lagcity(m): 8:11pm On Jun 30, 2015
BD.SM chick grin she is slowly coming out the closet. it is ok, kitty pum pum. come to daddy grin cheesy what a freaky b1thc
Education / Re: Pictures Of Imo State University's Beautiful "Love Garden" by lagcity(m): 8:05pm On Jun 30, 2015
Dollyak:
Nigerian buildings and environment are so uninspiring.
Forget about the buildings, this is what a university environment should look like.

that first pic looks like my alma mater.
Celebrities / Re: Nnenna Nwabueze-okonta (merit) Returns To Acting After Over 2 Decades (pics) by lagcity(m): 7:58pm On Jun 30, 2015
Pheals:
...ko kan aye !!

iro ni . . ele yi kan gbogbo wa ati iwo gan grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Burundi's President Storms Polling Unit On A Bicycle by lagcity(m): 10:55pm On Jun 29, 2015
the man deserves a bullet in d head. to hell with tyrants!
Politics / Re: Two Policemen Beating Up A Man This Morning by lagcity(m): 10:32pm On Jun 29, 2015
If u gonna be gangster, then u shld ride dirty till the end. if u gonna drive off with policeman on your bonnet, then u shld hv put d pedal to the metal and not let some yeye 1989 police van overtake u. if u drive a car dat cant outrun a police van, then u r just looking for trouble grin
Travel / Re: Driver Urinates On The Roadside, Causes Traffic At Ekoro Road In Lagos (pics) by lagcity(m): 10:23pm On Jun 29, 2015
Whizzcute:
And no one could walk up to the goat and give him some fists?

dude, u cant fight person wey dey piss. unless u want piss all over u. if u try dat sh1t wit me, i go shower u from head to toe with yellow urine. grin grin
Politics / Re: Throwback Picture Of Bukola Saraki And His Father In 1960s by lagcity(m): 6:48pm On Jun 29, 2015
ikolewen:
funny thing is they are not even from kwara, they are from ogun state, i know people enough from the family house they are claiming

A lot of ppl don't know this.
Politics / Re: What's Happening In Anambra, All the Markets Closed. by lagcity(m): 2:41pm On Jun 27, 2015
Kai, Igbos can fear ehen grin One Nijeriya!! cheesy That is your share of national cake. this sh1t funny die. grin
Celebrities / Re: (Photo) You Caught Your Child And Of Your Neighbour Doing This! by lagcity(m): 6:45am On Jun 25, 2015
shikshark:
if my child is the boy.....no problem



they close eyes sef

i was thinking the same, although it is not politically correct grin grin grin
Crime / Re: See The Escape Route Of The Ikorodu Robbers (photo) by lagcity(m): 7:52pm On Jun 24, 2015
Rilwayne001:
Chai...Èran lo

Only God can catch them...NPF is just a useless set of homo neanderthal sapien undecided

lubbish.


u shld have just stopped at that Neanderthal part. putting Sapien at d end is like giving them promotion. dem never reach
Crime / Re: See The Escape Route Of The Ikorodu Robbers (photo) by lagcity(m): 7:49pm On Jun 24, 2015
MosakuAW:
This is not the first nor second time robbers escape thru water ways or other means

Is high time we provide securities on our water ways and major road (Inter-State)

If the SUV where not burnt, what tangible evidence would Nigeria police have gotten from it. We lack forensic experts in this country.

And when will Nigerians learn not to put laws in their hands. What is the gain from burning the SUV's.

The SUV's could have been a stolen one and the owners could have recover their cars back.

Oh my country!
Me sef don tire for we kontry ooo.
#I weep.

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Health / Re: Turkish Airlines Staff Dies In Istanbul Due To Nigerian Mosquito Bite (Photo) by lagcity(m): 7:23pm On Jun 22, 2015
Kai, a lot of ppl on this thread are ignorant about Malaria. Malaria is deadly.

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