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Enyeama was able to relate with the ball off the feet of the world's best player, so much on the skills of the other goalies who complained

The Senate swiftly reacted to the incident, urging the Inspector General of Police, Mr. Ogbonna Onovo to immediately wade into the matter to ensure that the culprits were brought to book.

What can that Fart Turd do anyway, he is swelling so fast like a decomposing dead body sealed in super-glue

in, yamaaa (smell smell) just be glad you got great higl-light reels that your agent will use to market you out of Israel to well paying leagues in Europe  

For your sakes I pray you have watched 20 videos of the Greeks because they do not play curling shots and the jumba jumba ball fit pass your kolo disgrace you finish. just pray  

Don't you just love how the addictive optimism at the beginning of this thread pales into objective reasoning at the end

i have had an idea of launching a free radio service and make such an announcement. i bet David mark will piss in his stupid pants

There was one very funny format at a church in Sapele. i was there for a wedding and the pastor asked for everyone to reach in their pockets and bring out their tithes and wave it to God for him to bless. my comedian friend laughed and said. i only have naira coins and if i try to wave them it could hurt somebody

wirinet:
I am 100% sure that with time humans will outgrow religion as presently practiced. Religion thrives in autocratic, poor, ignorant and harsh environments. But as societies becomes truly democratic, enlightened, just and prosperous, Gods and its special representatives(priests) would lose relevance, as is seen in most prosperous societies in the world today (who were even more religious than we are).

Some people evolve quicker than most. Religion had its uses in old times when humans were still trying to understand their environment and why things happened the way they did, for lack of a better explanation; they believed in all-powerful cosmic beings who would solve all heir problems and give broad answers to the unknown. The world used to be Flat and it was considered blasphemy to say otherwise, and the earth was the center of the universe as Catholic institutions had thousands put to death for heresy. but now we know better and for lack of better things to do, they turned pedophiles (had to add that for special effect )

UP Next! Tinubu

Jenwitemi:
In other words, Lucy baby no get horns. Thank you for the info. But you're still to clarify on the skin color of your client, though. BTW, we all know sey yahweh get yawa, and wherever yahweh surfaces, yawa dey always gas, so let us leave him out of the picture.

He is an Angel of light and a cosmic entity who can manifest his presence in various forms (definitely not a burning bush of Marijuana). He can speak to your consciousness or appear in forms that our human mind can relate with.

The only way to see him in his true form is to become a cosmic entity yourself. As for his skin, it only exists in your mind because of the limitations on the brain's capacity to comprehend cosmic realities

with the kind of salaries we are payign lagerback who knows, papa goodluck can swing in a few million USD for a campaign with The Special One and he will come running here, we can afford to pay him 3 times what he is getting now, trust Naija it is not far from them to do

Every major Soccer campaign has the chronic optimists coming out of the woodwork with every reason why Nigeria can win the world-cup in-spite of glaring gaps between our preparations up to the campaign and the teams in the group we will be playing with.

You guys have a whole lot of optimism it is almost religious

The pastor must re-consult God once more.
Before I got married, I had 4 different pastors tell my Wife-2-be that we were not meant to be and that I was a womaniser who cannot be tamed (WTF!! ) they got the womaniser part, but 7 years after and 2 kids later, we are still together and not one spot of womanising,

In the mean time one of the pastor calls my wife telling her he is in love and another offers his cousin as the suitable husband in place of me

Trust pastors as far as your taste in road-side food

I am a bloody sinner, but i will make it to heaven before pastor chris

“The innocent six-year old twins were also used in packing 700g of illicit drugs, which brought the total quantity of cocaine to 4.05kg.”

They twins were complicit in this act and they got away scot free leaving the parents as scape-goats

@posters.

I have only one question?

Who was the NFF responsibility officer appointed to look in early on Adidas on the re-design of the new kit before it was mass-produced for distribution

NFF rejected it at the last minute and you expect them to withdraw all the merchandise because you won't be wearing them.

By all means get a better contract with Nike or Puma, they are in the market for High-performance Soccer teams i hope we make the cut

But come to think of it, the jersey really matches our current soccer form of late

invest in me. I am a Slave Trader

don't forget to add, David Mark and his baskadifool bia-bia

exago:
get serious. . .

But i am,  follow me for a minute here (it can get complicated) and i will explain why teeth beyond 32 is a sign

In Mathematics 32 is the smallest number n with exactly 7 solutions to the equation φ(x) = n. It is also the sum of the totient function for the first ten integers.

In Science 32 is the freezing point of water at sea level in degrees Fahrenheit

In Music 32 the number of completed, numbered piano sonatas by Ludwig van Beethoven

In religion of Kabbalah, there are 32 Kabbalistic Paths of Wisdom and Buddha  has 32 Physical characteristics and Jesus Christ died at the age of 32 (http://www.abdicate.net/dates.aspx)

In chess, 32 is the total number of black squares on the board, the total number of white squares, and the total number of pieces (black and white) at the beginning of the game.

Is sports a soccer ball is made with 32 panels of leather.

In humans 32 is the number of teeth of a full set of teeth in an adult human, including wisdom teeth

There is a reason why 32 fits in for humans on an ordinary level

@exago you see that the poster is an extraordinary human being    I surmise that he is a mandible-prince foretold in the prophecies of Ghazarktu in 32BC  (even me sef i confuse)

Or. he may have a gene anomaly referred to as OSR2,

Protein odd-skipped-related 2 is a protein that in humans is encoded by the OSR2 gene.[1]  In mice, it is involved in the development of the palate  and in suppressing the formation of teeth after the eruption of adult teeth.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OSR2_%28gene%29[/url]

Jenwitemi:
Does satan really have horns? Is he black or red skinned as always depicted? Is satan as smart as claimed? Dat na my own questions o! And i want answers.

You have fallen (I am disappointed) for despicable old-world myths on the appearance of Satan Prince Lucifer, blatantly propagated by Catholic apologists and non-catholic pacifists over the centuries. Old world intellectuals (illiterates) figured that when YHWH drove Prince Lucifer and his hordes out of heaven and cast them to the lower earth, entry into the earth's atmosphere must have burned Prince Lucifer's skin and caused him to become black and bloodied. and no Prince Lucifer does not have horns and a tail nor hooves, I can assure you he is the finest of YHWH's creation the Light-bearer announcing YHWH's entrance into the temple of heaven. He is a very handsome fellow and hard to resist when he makes a speech. (which is why he was able to convince the less-docile and ambitious angels to rebel against the tyranny of YHWH (y'see,  YHWH hates Democracy and people with ambitions to his throne)

Prince Lucifer is a being of light (not Darkness) and a heavenly creature perfect from head-to-toe. (unless you are saying that YHWH was not at his best of forms when he created him)

So put your old-world, barbaric and recluse approach to spiritual matters in the dustbin of history where it belongs and open your mind to the realities of this world and the next.

One more thing, as a recently appointed representative of Prince Lucifer on legal matters. I implore you to [b][size=15pt]Cease and Desist [/size][/b]from defaming or making character-assassination attempts at my client.

Thank you

@poster, what you should be asking is "Would GLJ conduct free and fair elections"

@poster. please i have to get in touch with you.

I strongly believe that you are amongst the 10 mandible-princes of prophecy predicted to be the fore-runners of the messiah.

I have been tracking your development and i advise that you should allow all 40 teeth grow (Yes there are more) without disturbing them.

The teeth possess great cosmic potential and can make you are very powerful religious figure. I shall try to contact the remaining 9 mandible-princes so you can all unite in holy cosmic conflagration. I shall bring a bag of teething powder

Do you also do a Satanism website. It is so unfair when Web designers choose Christians to build churches for, where is your sense of opportunity

The question of religion is as old as p.rostitution and politics. It has little practical use and immense political and economic value to the big players

o yea men of no faith. there is power in the Oil as there is power in the handkerchief and power in the blood and power in the water.

Have you not heard how Daddy GO defied the laws of NUPENG by driving without fuel in his tank for miles

Yippee! a brand new lease of life for our atrocious soccer optimists, Nigeria Wins the World Cup on the strength of this friendly with chink-chinko players from NK

stormm:
Cut your nose to spite your face?

Exactly

Hello Nairalanders.

Yes Ibori is a Big Thief and we need to get him arraigned and charged and jailed for at least 40yrs (not consecutively)

But then we are also beginning to see pockets of support for other big thieves this forth-coming elections. I find it sad that President GoodLuck Jonathan is taking the political slant in attacking those he feels threatened by. why not Bola Tinubu or IBB or OBJ or Atiku or Peter Odili or Akala. Let me guess, they have no hard evidence against them

The same EFCC despite all the multiple counts of charges they had against him prior to Yaradua's death, they could not make anything stick allowing the lower courts set him free on all counts. Now they are champions of justice once again (You can fool some all the time but you cannot fool everyone all the time)

Goodluck Jonathan is no Messiah, neither is he any different from OBJ, IBB or Yaradua that we loath. he is simply an Evil Son of a Bad Father.

We will realize this soon enough

@Becomrich7

We need the North like Flies need Faeces.

What will we ever do without groundnuts to soak our garri with or Suya to toast our babes with

I shall make a prophecy here on Nairaland that
1: President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is a wolf in rabbit's fur he will show his true color after he contests and wins the election
2: President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will be consumed by the clique of Governors who are just waiting for him to slip up on all his recent appointees in different sectors of the economy
3: American support will wane when they discover the Mobutu Sese Seko reborn in President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

I just hate the guy, seriously. I hate the guy

How much would i loot,
Well since the majority (99.99%) of the Nigerian Masses don't even bother to do anything about it.

here is how i would loot Nigeria.

USD5 Billion Quarterly from Excess crude sales
USD10 Billion from State Allocations in 12Months
USD10 Billion Road Construction Projects to all villages in Nigeria (using farmers as construction workers )
USD10 Billion to close the mouths and eyes of all governors, senators, reps, pastors and imams and MEND
I shall declare a 12 Month Count-down to releasing my hold on power in that time I shall allow all and sundry to loot the remainder of the treasury by which time i would have given the military reason to come back and continue the looting. I would have become a citizen of Brazil or Colombia (Make una come find me there if una wan try)