₦airaland Forum

babyfaceafrica:
Sheo..but you have in togo

So how much does a house cost in Togo that he cannot afford. Bad belle things

uchennamani:
I will do everything President is doing now. I will tackle corruption the way he is doing it; I will redress the bad economic condition PDP put this country in; I will belong to no one but to everyone; draft the best budget the country has ever seen, just like the one the president sent to the National Assembly for consideration; I will appoint an Intellectual as my vice-president, just like the president did. In fact, I will repeat every action of the president since the time his government was sworn into power. What would be different is that I will be known as president Uche Nnamani. Period!

I love your writeup. But as for me ooooo
I will declare only cows as my properties
I will submit I have one house and a mud house
I will ensure 1$=#350
I will ensure I arrest people and start looking for evidence
I will ensure I control world oil prices.
I will also ensure I go to Germany and rename it west Germany for the betterment of its people.
I will ensure all my enemies die in prison custody.
I will also ensure Mitchell Obama pays for her ignorance.
I will also put all exservice officers under house arrest.
Least I forget I will ensure I submit a budget and correct it severally because God still fit do make 1#become 1#. Lol

IVORY2009:
Oga spokes persons to the prisons, just say you received an order from above to place handcuff on his hand, and not all this long super story.

Max. 8yrs
Food for thought
For those who understand.
Make sure your enemy's grave
Is not too deep.
Kamar

Bluezy13:
Your opinion..though seasoned with vulgarity...would have been welcomed but for the possibility that more schools should be built depending on when the already existing ones are upgraded.

At this juncture, I also demand the refund of the money which can be used to upgrade the existing ones first, then build more later.

I'm sure you wouldn't want to build a new house in your father's compound where and when your father's house is incomplete.


Be wise...

I think you should think through either. Award a contract after 1and half year. Then I should refund the money I have collected after I have executed the jib to a significant level without any prior letter to terminate my contract. I dey laugh oooo

Super1Star:
http://www.punchng.com/fg-cancels-nimasa-varsity-project-seeks-payment-refund/

Yeye minista. So when you award a contract and you mobilize to site you eat the money and not pay workers. So after a year I should refund the money I have received. Construction illiteracy is a problem to most of the I go become minista by force.

Brunel:
According to a relation serving in Zamfara State, the muslim community broke down the fence of NCCF family house Zamfara state and destroyed an extension of our three storey building, a hall meant for fellowship with caterpillar.
I learned that law enforcement agencies were there but did nothing

Seek for redeployment immediately , save ur life from this intolerant people.the state government should explain why such should be. Channelsbtv and APC lovers should condemn this dastard acts

iliyande:
Member, House of Representatives, Chikun/Kajuru federal constituency of Kaduna State, under Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Umar Yakubu Barde, has advocated for the amputation of the hands of those who have looted public funds in the country.

He said those who stole millions of naira should have their hands amputated, while those who have looted in the billions of naira should be hanged to death.

Speaking yesterday at a press conference with Kaduna State chapter of correspondents chapel of Nigeria Union of Journalists (NUJ), Barde said some members of the lower chamber who are of like mind are already looking at the possibility of putting such a law in place to make it legal.

To this end, the lawmaker called for a special court rather than the conventional court to try and sentence looters of public monies to the prescribed capital punishment.

He said “I am a believer in the fact that people should be punished for whatever offence they commit. And I am also of the belief that punishment should also be segregated according to the offence. At least your punishment should be commensurate with what you have done.

“For me, if someone steals from N1 million to N100 million, they should cut his hands. There is nothing wrong with that, so that when we see him, we will know yes, he stole. And those that steal billions upward should be hanged and their property confiscated.

“You can imagine this issue of arms deal. If you knew this money was meant for the procurement of arms, weapons, (consider) if you have a brother in the Army, he is sent to the war front and because his weapons are archaic and he is killed. Do you now want to have sympathy for someone who knows that the money was meant for arms and he pocketed it? It is so painful, we have lost loved ones.

“If I am a judge and such a person is brought before me, I will confisticate his property and make sure he is killed also. Because he bears fault in the blood of the people killed in the war front.

“We are living in a very funny country where people steal N1,000 and they are put in jail for years. And where some people will steal billions and use that same billion to escape justice. That is not good enough.

“If you look at the quantum of corruption in the country today, we are just talking about Dasukigate, and look at the quantum of money and the number of people that are involved. You have not gone to the ministries yet. You have not even gone to the states and it is only ICPC and EFCC that are to do all these jobs.

“If we are fair to ourselves, the work is overwhelming. And you know, people will want to use the legal system to delay Justice, and that is what is happening today. So, why don’t we have dedicated courts to handle all these corruption cases, so that justice could be dispensed quickly?

“I am aware of former Governors who have cases with the EFCC and they have not gone to court for the past eight years. So, this does not encourage the young people. It rather encourages them to steal.

“So, I think we need to put our heads together because corruption, like hunger, does not know party, it does not know tribe of religion. We must as Nigerians take a very bold stand.”

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/dasukigate-northern-lawmaker-recommends-amputation-hanging-for-corrupt-government-officials/

Good talk.I so support but wait ooooo. Dont farouq lawan urself oooo cos you are addressing the so currupt people. They may turn back at you to amputate you oooooooo

mamagee3:
Hi all, my mother keeps calling me the devil for no apparent reason. When I do nothing bad, she calls me the devil. I am sad and distraught.

Then behave yourself and do the right thing at the right time. Abeg stop stressing the poor woman. Dont mean she is poor financially I mean helpless

XaintJoel20:
Why didn't you come up with this allegation before the elections?

Dont mind the guy, gej conducted the election he won then he was said to be very frequent in aso rock. The gentle man congratulated him after the election despite they are from different parties at the betrayal of the party faithfuls expectations. Anyway oshiomile, aregbe, tinubu are part of so many regrets jona have now. Had it been that he routed you out then , you will also be in jail by now

adajiboyy:
People hating this man are just wasting some precious energy.God has already blessed this man.he keeps soaring.

Apes-wailers how market

adajiboyy:
People hating this man are just wasting some precious energy.God has already blessed this man.he keeps soaring.

Apes~wailers how market

passionate88:
Guess what's running through his mind after he heard the re-run election results.


Lalasticlala

Now that I have succeeded in ruining my state how do I go back now because my problems are so many.

Had I known I will quietly enjoy my loot.

hollywater:
Why can't mr Bakare face his calling (the preaching of the Bible )than one leg in politics another one in the Church? Maybe he should become the new EFCC Chairman.

I will only support bakare only if lamido sanusi tenure in office is also investigated

stephenduru:
A twitter user Omadi tweeted that a man named Aaron Douye Audu, a PDP agent was killed by APC thugs in Bayelsa yesterday.He shared the pics of the deceased being carrying by his friends.He also shared pics of the deceased sisters crying because of the death of their brother.

He was allegedly murdered last night by political thugs in Southern Ijaw LGA, Bayelsa state. The 37-year-old from Apoi clan was allegedly killed while himself and other party agents were taking electoral materials from Apoi community to the collation center.


For the peeps in Bayelsa,is anybody aware of this incident or is the twitter user(who tweeted several pictures yesterday about the election and some of the result sheets after the election) trying to paint APC black?
NB: The information presented by Trezzy Blog is as reported by the Twitter user.Trezzy Blog can not authoritatively confirm the authenticity of the incident.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/lifeless-body-of-aaron-douye-audu-pdp.html

This man was murdered in cold blood. May the sponsors of this of this nefarious act weep throughout "16. He was said to be a party agent and not a thug. Why were other party's agents not killed. The handwriting is so legible

JaredNomak:
Even with glaring evidence of malpractice, you still called this a trivial issue

APC and Electoral malpractices are like a famished toddler and breast.

Why bother yourself, the guy you quoted is a product of rigging and fraudulent cohabitation.

Destined2win:
Whoever advised you to take those pictures and make them public needs to be kept afar.

What a misguided advice

Lassa fever things

Yungwizzzy:
Na them sabi

The nation newspaper......liars Immemorial

Caspian22:
Can you survive without snacks? Answer: No. A snack is a small portion of food that can be eaten between meals. We eat snacks when we are bored, stressed out, too tired to cook, or when we can't just get food. So you see, you can't survive without snacks.

Nigerians love snacks and have a lot of them. These snacks are not just handy, they are also delicious. Since we are very creative people, there are many snacks from different regions if Nigeria.
Well today you will see the top ten Nigerian snacks, and because my main goal is to keep you healthy, I added their health benefits.

This list was based on their popularity and partly on their tastiness. As you read focus on the health benefits. Please note that am not a food expert. But I assure you that you will not just learn something new today, you'll also laugh hard. So please let's look at the top Nigerian snacks and their health benefits.


10. Nigerian Buns
At number ten we have buns. Buns is a tasty deep fried snack. It is prepared with flour and baking powder. The interesting thing about buns, is that you can enjoy it with any consumable drink (except for alcohol and blood lol).
Buns contains a lot of calories which is somewhat bad. But the health benefits of eating buns are that gives a lot of energy. The flour also contains many vitamins that benefit the heart.

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9. Plantain chips
Plantain chips are fried unripened plantain. They are so delicious and can be eaten anywhere.
Plantain chips are very abundant in carbohydrates, which means they fuel the brain, muscles and tissues. Also plantains are a rich source of Vitamin A and C. Which means they are very good for your immune system.



8. Egg roll
Egg roll is one if the most popular snack in Nigeria. It is a deep fried snack made with boiled eggs inside. It is the ideal snack that goes well with water or any soft drink (except for wine).
Just like buns egg roll also contains a lot if carbohydrates and fats. But the presence of boiled egg makes is healthy, as it is very proteinous.



7. Meat pie
Meat pie is an exquisitely delicious snack made with chicken, meat, flour and potatoes. It is a very popular snack among the females in Nigeria. Meat pie works well with ice cream.
When you eat meat pie, you get healthy significantly, because it contains a lot of dietary fibers that prevents constipation and reduces
cholesterol.



6. Okpa
Okpa di oku o!!! That amazing sentence gives joy and probably 'hope' to the people in the eastern part of Nigeria. Its means "okpa is hot". Because it is best eaten hot . The Common name of okpa is Bambara nut fruit. This sumptuous snack, when eaten, fills your belly full.
What are the health benefits of okpa?
Okpa is very rich in proteins, which makes good for growth and development. It is also believed to reduce the growth of infectious diarrhea and promote urinary tract health. So when eating okpa you can be sure to get this health benefits.
5. Chin Chin
You need to have strong teeth to eat chin chin. Chin Chin is commonly known as dough rocks. It is a fried crispy snack that has a crunchy taste.
Chin Chin is the ultimate Nigerian dessert.
Chin Chin is said to have excellent health benefits to the heart.



4. Moin Moin
Moin Moin or Moi Moi is also known as bean pie or steamed bean puddles. This snack is so good they named it twice. It is made from beans and assorted spices. Moin Moin can serve as a side dish with Nigerian jollof rice. It can also serve as an appetizer.
What are the health benefits of Moin Moin? Moin is very very rich in protein content, as in, if protein was money it'd be billgate. It also gives a good amount of energy. Moin Moin is also the best snack for anyone trying to lose weight. Now time the top three,
the ballon d'or of Nigerian snacks.



3. Suya
Suya is the most loved snack in all of Nigeria. If you want to woo a Nigerian lady, give her suya. Suya is basically skewered meat or beef made with various types of spices and herbs. It is very spicy and wickedly delicious.
What are the health benefits of suya? Due to the conditions it is prepared and the way it is packaged, suya is not so healthy to be eaten just anyhow. But if you want to benefit well and enjoy your suya, eat with cabbage, onions and tomato. It's healthier that way. Suya can also help you win her heart. Just kidding.



2. Akara
At number two is akara. Akara is very popular among Nigerians. It's so tasty and wonderful. Am sure God gave the recipe to oduduwa to give us Nigerians. Akara is made with beans and deeply fried in oil. It is the best snack that can be eaten with bread or pap.
What are the health benefits of Akara? Well to benefit from eating akara somehow depends on the oil used in frying it. It should be cholesterol free. However it is rich in dietary fiber, protein and is perfect for weight loss.
Now it's time to find out the number one snack in Nigeria.



1. Gala
Gala is simply sausage roll. But every Nigerian calls it gala. Gala is the most popular, most sold, most eaten snack in Nigeria. It is snack that you eat when you are stuck in traffic, when you are waiting and when someone buys you a free drink. It is practically unforgivable to ban gala in Nigeria.
So What are the health benefits of sausage roll, sorry, gala? It is an easily absorbed source if protein, iron and Vitamin B. It is also good for the reproductive and immune system.

I hope you enjoyed reading. Please don't forget to leave comments.

SOURCE; http://www.youmustgethealthy.com/2016/01/top-10-nigerian-snacks-and-their-health.html?m=1

cc: lalasticlala
ishilove
Seun

PLEASE DON'T COPY AND PASTE THIS POST WITHOUT LEAVING MY LINK.

Wonders shall never end. Whoever put this up should be very careful ooooo. U call moi-moi and akara snacks? U for call agbado sisun +ube snacks. Abeg call it the local names.

OGGS2000:
my wife of fifteen years left me in Lagos to work for her ex boy friend in the east. It all started one evening she got a call that she should come to take a job at the state capital. She asked me if she can go I said if you want. She did not tell me the relationship she has with the caller she said its from someone she gave her CV. She asked me to book flight for her because she will go in the morning and I did. Two days later she called that I should book flight for her to come back and I did. A day later she called that they called that she should come and resume the next day, I made another flight booking for her. When I travelled for Christmas holiday I saw she was very happy but was surprised to hear that she was paid only forty thousand naira as her salary for the month. Last year when I moved to Lagos from where we were she left a job that pays her two hundred thousand naira plus car and driver on the reason that the family should stay tougher. This got me thinking that there must be other reason for the relocation. I got a call yesterday and I was asked why I left my wife to and work for her Politian ex boyfriend if am tired of the marriage. I called her to know the relationship she has with the man that gave her work she confirmed he is her ex boyfriend. I told her she can not marry two men at a time. she has chosen to be mistress to a politician she should pack out of my house.
She is begging that I should forgive her. my problem now is if she can do this when I can pay my bills comfortably, what will she do if situation changes tomorrow.

Thank your star
That you were not even poisoned

onlyme12:
A policeman allegedly shot dead a young man who was on his way to make preparations to deposit his father in the mortuary earlier today. The man who hails from Abala in Obinggwa LGA, Abia State was on his motorcycle, heading to the bank to withdraw money in order to make deposit at the hospital when a police officer tried to stop him. It was while he was trying to escape from the police to avoid them seizing his bike that one of the police officers shot him dead.

http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=17933

cc: Ishilove, Lalasticlala

The I.G should as a matter of urgency start jailing and prosecuting officers found or involved in this trashl. Wwho knows if bubu is just watching him. This young officers will make mess of the good numbers of years you have served this country. Jail them before they put you in trouble ooooo

caprini1:
This is very sad,but I don't think the true story have been heard.......it takes someone with superb self control to condone the nuisance from a lot of house owners in Ghana.

Either they are nuisance or otherwise, we should learn to understand that they own their houses. And you are in a foreign land. If only he had had his bath where everyone had done perhaps he could have excused himself of this kind of wahala. Murder case in a foreign country. Coat of hiring a lawyer that will not compound his problems. And only if he is lucky, then they won't give him a judgment like.......uno now

Islie:
A Nigerian man has been arrested in Ghana for allegedly stabbing his landlord to death during an argument.




http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/anywhere-we-go-nigerian-man-arrested-for-stabbing-landlord-to-death-in-ghana-id4534181.html

Ishe ile.
U think say Na Naija u dey abi . Kindly rot in their spacious mansion like jail

[quote author=MosakuAW post=41754854][/quote]The matter need not go to court. Boil water and pour the woman back so that she feels the koko

adeobaagoro1:
There is this lady I met when I was in d university. We started as friends and later became sex partners. After some time I kept distance from her cos I felt she was making me lose concentration n she always give it to me, she would call me crying dat no man as ever satisfy her sexually like I do and can't afford to lose me. I left her for about 4years and found her again after I graduated n started working, and now am ready to marry her as my wife but she keeps saying she can't be my wife but will keep having sex with me even when she marry someone else. she just love my dick or what? And she still showers me with gift without collecting from me. Am confused o!

Marry you..... She No gree
Polish your konga.......always available
Still promise to help u out even if udon marry ......am you still dey there
Shower u with gifts......you still dey collect

. ok now
O boy o boy how many times did I call you. Do you need anyone to tell you that you are about to enter armed robbers motor. Don tie your destiny unnecessarily......

Soreza:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/196345-us-donates-24-used-mine-resistant-vehicles-to-nigeria-2.html#jp-carousel-196347

After the war had been won.

Kingtim:
of course. I saw a fully functioning one. But i was never allowed close to it,,, just incase you want to ask me how its been operated..

You be yeye person. Can't just stop laughing cos we had to wait for my dad to come back from work.Uno dt kind six o clock when multiple colours lined vertically suddenly appears and a funny sound comes up. Then national anthem will be sang......

shayou:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/mtn-finally-acquires-visafone/127595.html

Go and pay up your penalty. I don't seriously know what this country is all about, someone who was sanctioned still has the audacity to buy another company in the same country. This will finally kill the CDMA market to sell their brand.

Kingtim:
which cheese ball generation.. I was born in 1994 and i know just when phone came into nigeria. What are you even saying... Everybody isn't a clown you know. Smh

Wetin we never see claiming big boy. Ooooo.
Did you also meet wardrobe Television

Emmygreenp:
Na chelsea fan sef

That name doesn't sound Nigerian. You would have lived long on contentment. Anyway bon voyage.

DONSMITH123:
The National Orthopaedic Hospital, Igbobi, Lagos (NOHIL), has been accused of seizing the corpse of a 61-year-old man, Bashiru Makanjuola, over the inability of his family to pay bills totalling N471,810.


I think FG need to intervene in this case. You seized corpse coz of cash owing the hospital. I dey laugh. Trust me where i come from, they will dash you the corpse. Nonesense.

The cmd should brace up for both spiritual attack and sorts cos he has succeeded in creating more enemies than friends for himself and his family.

emmygzy:
oau dey sweet u abi. You are happy they proscribed the union. I'm sorry for u. Though the union is no more vibrant like it was during our time, when VC faborode is afraid of Akinola saburi.

Correct guy. That short man no fit pads sub
That time oooo. Na saburi de rain+ maximum shishi+risky bugger (awo bus stop).lol

krendo:
Waiting for resignation and arrest of Femi Adesina!

Efcc Una no get him address?