₦airaland Forum

macsika: Lol, it's for the people who are too lazy to read the post.

oh, okay....

macsika: The summary is that you should date a boy and not a man cause men will be dogs while boys will be men.

my God!!! Did you really mean to say that

Chooooiii!!! Nairalanders can give you supraventricular tachycardia with the way they answer questions!!!

Nessa12: [color=#006600][/color] this is too much. I couldnt even read it

you're nothing but a GIRL!!!

Anyway op, good write-up, this is nice...

Glo is dying, I MEAN IT, GLO IS DYING!!!

DiscodeeFUTA: If ah no grab yansh...tf 'm i suppose to grab Her cheeks

no, maybe her TEETH!!! Lolzzz

lomaxx: My 5-year old cousin benefitted from my diagnosis of laryngotracheitis one week ago.The diagnosis was missed by many before me.

I nearly lost my 14 year old brother to status asthmaticus roughly a month ago. I was able to salvage that terrible situation in the midst of a panicking family.

I met a girl for the first time some months back. We were supposed to have fun, but then she started her medical history tales. They were unusual for a girl of her age. She's been managed unsuccessfully for months now. Then something about her history was striking- I reached and felt her pulse, I wanted to check the radio-radial synchrony. Alas!! There was a significant radio-radial delay. That was the first time ever I picked a radio-radial delay. I made my provisional diagnosis.

Each time I think of the many people medical knowledge has helped through me, leaving is very guilt-driven. And that's the plight of many who have stayed back to rescue what's left of the situation. They're the real heroes.

Big rhetorical question: If we all leave, who will care for the ones behind? Just think about it.

you may want to stay back bro, but when you get to the REAL WORLD and see different types of patients, with all sorts of families frustrating your life, with the fat nurses worsening the condition... Then you'd realise being a hero in nigeria ain't worth it....

All doctors have good days and bad days... I've had alot of good days, and some terrible days...

I was once slapped by a patient's relative just because she asked me "have you given my brother his drugs" and i replied "please i'm coming, i'm busy" and i was busy, trying to save a child that had a car accident....

Some doctors are good, others are bad, but some of those that are bad may be due to the attitude our patients put up on us.... And that counts!!!!

I pray you dont go there bro, gerrout of this phucking mistake of a country if you have the chance, it ain't worth it anymore

Its only once i became a sissy to a lady, and that can never happen again.....

Kirinwa: Very wrong. I assume he's not the bread winner thus feels he should compensate by being the house boy.

well, that was two years ago, never caught up with them since then.....

I heard the man now has a job tho...

dhammyg: IF NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DULL.THEN THE MALES TO ARE NO DIFFERENT.I HAVE MET MANY MEN WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT POLITICS,ACADEMICS AND SO ON.
EXAMPLES OF THOSE DULL BOYS ARE THE ONES U FIND ALL OVER THE ROMANCE SECTION DOING NOTHING BUT TRASHIN NAIJA GIRLS AS IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANY FEMALE RELATIVES.

BY THE WAY MAYBE THE GIRLS U CHAT WITH ARE SIMPLY NOT INTERSTED IN U.TRUST ME IT IS VERY HARD AS A GIRL TO HAVE A CONVO WITH A GUY U DON'T KNOW.

AND PLS NEXT TIME DO NOT GENERALISE.WE HAVE BOTH PHYSICALLY LAZY AND INTELLECTUALLY LAZY MEN AND WOMEN IN NIGERIA

yeah, some men can be very dull, some can't even construct a plain sentence without spelling mistakes or grammatical blunders....


But it falls more on the lazy-a$$ naija chicks tho

Deekaydadon: The bad side z it doesnt take sim card
Its a wiFi tablet

lolzzzz!!! Na wa ooo

Adufetohposh: Because they re not Gentlemen ...

i'm sure your bf/husband will be the boring type, that shakes your hand and says, "how was school, hope your teacher didn't beat you"

and when it's time to get down, he does no pre-intimacy, just sticks the thing in, jiggles it about a bit and pours it out, all in 30secs....

Babe, you need a REAL ma in your life!!!!

This is mania at its peak!!!

Na wa ooo

There is really something about a lady's butt.....

It just has to be fresher than a baby's butt...

Typical converation with a boring nigerian chick....

Boy: hi

girl: hello

boy: how are you

girl: fine

boy: thats nice

girl: k

boy: so where are you

girl; wat

boy; i mean where do you stay

girl: opebi (na lie ooo, na iyana-itire she dy sleep ooo)

boy: woow, thats nice

girl: kk

boy: why do you like saying kk

girl; lol

boy: this converasation is getting boring

girl: kkk

boy: gerrout joor

girl: kkkkkkk....


$tup1d isn't it?

See as guyz dey ask for specs, shey the phone resemble android??

An alphanumeric keypad phone like this one won't power more than java OS (J2ME), may be able to do 2go, facebook and download java games from waptrick tho....

ziga: I am almost certain that you are not suffering from Staph infection. Don't waste your money!!!

If you did any seminal fluid culture that grew staph and your lab tech made that diagnosis, tell him his diagnosis is wrong!!!

The staph you grew is a contaminant.

God bless you for this sweet post!!!

I sense a terribly big scam here...

Buy at your own risk

ewizard1: MTN in conjunction with Tecno.

may not necessarily be a tecno, but it will surely be a cheap chinese product...

But nice phone anyway

nokia206 and 208 are still asha phones......

is opera mini also inncluded??

careytommy: this is wack even for 1994

how many phones with touchscreens did you see in 1994??

wait, how many phones with SCREENS did you see back then??

were you even born at that time

dominique: etisalat 8gb plan for 8k, then rollover with 1k plan till the data finishes and I resubscribe for another one for 8k. i'm thinking of trying these data reseller guys though the whole thing seem too good to be true

some of these guys are very genuine.... You can read through the testimonies of different threads.....

RAKITIC: pls advice jst bought a nokia X fone pls which network data plan is ok

depends on how strong those networks are in your area... And how deep your pocket is!!!

You can try airtel 4GB 1500 naira... *440*161#

or MTN night plan, 4.5GB for 2500, the first 1.5GB can be used anytime, then the 3GB lasts from 9pm-6am once the 1.5GB is exhausted.... *102#

you may also buy from retailers if you wish....