₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,389 members, 8,511,600 topics. Date: Monday, 02 November 2026 at 02:37 AM

Toggle theme

Lagusta's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Lagusta's Profile › Lagusta's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 (of 200 pages)

Car Talk › Re: Hand Brake Or Gear Park(p) Which Should Come First? by Lagusta(m): 2:01pm On Sep 15, 2014
I dont drive an auto, but i've learnt something new from siena and lomomike...

In case i buy an auto for MADAM....
Health › Re: Where In Lagos Can I Do Echo, Ct Scan And Ecg Tests At Cheap Prices? by Lagusta(m): 12:47pm On Sep 15, 2014
Lack of oxygen and blood to the heart?? Lololzzz

if there is no o2 or blood circulation to the heart, it will just stop and that will be the end....

Just buy the gecrol and use for sometime, reply
Health › Re: Where In Lagos Can I Do Echo, Ct Scan And Ecg Tests At Cheap Prices? by Lagusta(m): 7:20am On Sep 15, 2014
I have a strong feeling that you do NOT have any angina.... But you have GASTRO-ESOPHAGEAL REFLUX DISEASE (GERD)

like ziga said...STOP ASPIRIN ASAP!!!

Just buy a mild antacid like gecrol or gel-c... Use it for some days and reply asap!!!
Health › Re: Where In Lagos Can I Do Echo, Ct Scan And Ecg Tests At Cheap Prices? by Lagusta(m): 12:05am On Sep 14, 2014
lomaxx: You've been having chest pain for 5 years- and you treated Angina - who gave you that diagnosis? Now you don't have enough money and you want to spend the little you have running tests that may not help you find a diagnosis.
I find this trend very disturbing.

Chest pain does not mean the problem is with the heart or the lungs. A myriad of conditions can cause a chest pain. I've already gone through the other thread. Answer a few questions:

- Do you take alcohol regularly
- Does the chest pain improve when you lie down or with any other position?
- What triggers the chest pain?
- When you breath in or breath out, does the pain get severe?
-Do you have any skin lesions on any part of your chest?
-Do you have occasional nausea or vomiting?
- Have you ever vomited blood or noticed blood in ur stool?
your first two or three questions are very relevant, you're thinking of pancreatitis... But if it were to be pancreatitis, op would've been dead by now...

My questions

can you describe the pain... Is it a slow, burning pain or a sharp pain as if an elephant is sitting on your chest....

Do you know the drugs that were given to youwhen you had this pain

wait first, what increases the pain and WHAT REDUCES IThuh?

thank you
Phones › Re: Tecno M3 Is Operating Itself by Lagusta(m): 11:50pm On Sep 13, 2014
colly227: galaxy s5 is waterproof and I've used it at the pool severally... Take a chill pill bro
look, i hate it when immature buffoons delight in flaunting silly gadgets, just because they want to "oppress" or something....

That was how one he-diot claimed on another thread that he owns a bb porsche....

Even if you own an iphone6.5 e no concern anybody... Shebi na your phone, if na chinko refurbished, na u still get am...

YOU need a chill pill, not me...
Romance › Re: She Offered Me Her Mouth To Kiss... But I Kissed Her Forehead Instead by Lagusta(m): 8:13pm On Sep 13, 2014
Tinubu: Dear Sir, movies here on planet earth are fashioned after real life experiences, not the other way round... I just hope that when a misfortune of epic proportions, just like the one which befell my friend, befalls you, you can also cynically look up the appropriate movie title.






IF YOU HAVE NOTHING SENSIBLE TO SAY, SHUT THE HELL UP!!
habaaa guy, u don dey vex?!!?!?!!

Oya sorry, no vex, i dash you one chick for this thread, choose one....







Now seriously, if this c0cck nd bull story is actually true, then i commend you for acting like a matured man, without allowing your emotions to scrub your brain....



But if na me ehhhn, hmmmm
Phones › Re: Tecno M3 Is Operating Itself by Lagusta(m): 8:01pm On Sep 13, 2014
colly227: Explode is understandable when you use a replacement battery not meant for the phone. My S5 doesn't operate itself.
please place three drops of water on the screen, lets see whether it wont become "over-smart"....




Just three drops will do
Phones › Re: Tecno M3 Is Operating Itself by Lagusta(m): 7:33pm On Sep 13, 2014
colly227: Stop buying substandard phones. if you must use Android go for Samsung.
aabbbeeegggi!!!! As if samsung no dey explode, abi e no dey catch firehuh

Maybe yours is a clone sef....
Romance › Re: She Offered Me Her Mouth To Kiss... But I Kissed Her Forehead Instead by Lagusta(m): 7:08pm On Sep 13, 2014
Whats the title of the movie againhuh

I hope its not "wet willy" angry
Romance › Re: Trainee Doctor ‘dies Of Heart Attack’ While Masturbating At Sperm Bank by Lagusta(m): 6:43pm On Sep 13, 2014
Instead of the parents to make plans for another baby, they are busy looking for ONE MILLION POUNDS!!!

RIP boy....
Phone/Internet Market › Re: AY-EXCEL CHEAPEST BITCOIN, CABLE TV SUB. MTN, ETISALAT DATA by Lagusta(m): 2:39pm On Sep 13, 2014
Good job here...

But how can one send exactly 250 card to you, i'm sure you dont accept share nd sell, so how i go send 50 naira airtime plus 200 bikonuhuhhuhhuh
Phones › Re: Sandisk Launches N130,000 "512 GB Memory Card, by Lagusta(m): 2:28pm On Sep 13, 2014
I'm sure CDs and DVDs will soon fade of the earth's surface, just like their predecessors (the VHS casette)

people will just download media and store in cards.... No need to buy any DVD again!!!
Health › Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Lagusta(m): 12:10pm On Sep 13, 2014
Freshface: Which patients? Is this a hospital? When d doctors were on d chopping board aw many of them rose to their defense? Well it's unethical n certainly illegal to prescribe over d phone!

Lomaxx n co, stop demeaning d profession. U better wake up and smell the coffee, it's a new era! Stop d free consultations, av u ever wondered y d patients are very happy to call u up even at midnight to get a free consultation, but will gladly PAY for their lab tests and PAY for drugs? Pls stop cheapening d profession, dats y they have the audacity to talk BS about u! This doesn't make them like u, they hate everything u stand for! My people say na condition dey mek crayfish bend! Let the people get what they ask for! Kapish!
my oga, i understand you perfectly, thats why i dont prescribe over the phoneor in a faceless forum like this.... Anyone could bne implicated....
Health › Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Lagusta(m): 11:49am On Sep 13, 2014
adeoladrg: Why should this thread die? Ziga, Lomaxx, deols, Lagusta. Where are y'all?
m here jare, just trying to get a placement for house job...

I'll try to be online jare
Phones › Re: Gionee V188 Review Specifications – Huge 5200mah Battery by Lagusta(m): 6:59pm On Sep 10, 2014
Mention: A chronic liar?? So bcz you can't afford it, it means no Nigerian can afford it ryt?

Anyway...

2gb RAM
64gb ROM
HD Screen
NFC
HDMI port
1.5ghz Dual Core Snapdragon Processor (Its not quad core but u would never experience any lag or slow loading bcz of the optimized bb os 10.2)
You can't even compare my snapdragon processor to the chinko mediatek used on that crap..
The two phones have the same 8mp and 2mp cameras, but quality stands out.. My 8mp camera would beat that of gionee any time any day!!!
The only downside z d battery, but with my ever faithful 10000mah powerbank, I can use my phone for two days without charging...
Next time, don't compare a crap with my machine.. Its an Insult!
you sir, are not only the best liar hell unleashed, but also a spoilt little kid!!!

Anyway we always say "seeing is believing" where we come from; in a SANE world!!!

Enjoy your BBporsche while it lasts....
Phones › Re: Gionee V188 Review Specifications – Huge 5200mah Battery by Lagusta(m): 5:12pm On Sep 10, 2014
Mention: Well I use a blackberry porsche 2.. Can u compare dz crap to my machine??
you are a chronic liar my friend....

Well, compare the specs of your "BBporsche2" to this beast
Phones › Re: Thread closed by Lagusta(m): 5:06pm On Sep 10, 2014
I thought men are getting wiser....
Phones › Re: Gionee V188 Review Specifications – Huge 5200mah Battery by Lagusta(m): 5:04pm On Sep 10, 2014
Mention: In one word... CRAPPY
with all these specs, the phone crappy for your eyehuh

Na the cloned samsung wey you buy refurbished 10K dey shine your eye baaaa

in fact slap yourself!!!!
Phones › Re: Free Wifi ???..... by Lagusta(m): 4:32pm On Sep 10, 2014
MTN once started a wifi service at UITH, ilorin.... We usually load a card on the portal and browse unlimitedly, 100naira lasts for an hour, 700 for a day... Etc...

I dont think they are still doing it shaa...
Family › Re: Why Is There Still No Male Birth Control Pill? by Lagusta(m): 11:55pm On Sep 08, 2014
lomaxx: Have you heard of Gossypol?
gossypol is so powerful, it not only leads to chemical sterilization, it also leads to IMPOTENCE!!!! shocked grin
Romance › Re: Your View About Girls That Wear Waist Beads by Lagusta(m): 11:42pm On Sep 08, 2014
I love all, waist beads, chains, ropes....
Phones › Re: Symbian Bbm by Lagusta(m): 12:44pm On Sep 02, 2014
There can NEVER be a BBM app for symbian, nokia has killed the symbian dream, and developers have stopped support....

Maybe asha phones shaa....
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 5:01pm On Sep 01, 2014
lomaxx: Anything to practise in obodo oyibo grin
na true ooo, we fit go start this alternative medicine thingy ooo, na money tinnsss ooo grin grin grin
Health › Re: How To Kill The Ebola Virus On Objects by Lagusta(m): 4:59pm On Sep 01, 2014
Let me add a few points here... 1) for those who dont know... JIK is household bleach...

If you wanna make a stock solution, take a capful of jik into a small eva bottle and mix with water, that will be enough for washing floors, sinks, and even hands!!!

2) dettol can also be used, you may either use it raw (in this case, only one capful is okay, please dont overdo it) or mix a capful with a cup of water for washing hands... If you wanna take a bath, use two or three capfuls in a bucket of water...

NB: dettol is totally different from SAVLON, please dont mix it up!!!

3) always try and avoid direct contact with strangers, just to avoid the stress...

Well, thats that for now
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 4:46pm On Sep 01, 2014
alutacontinua: I don't have google tongue
tell me the meaning wink
osteopathy is an alternative form of medicine that deals with the correct position of bones, muscles and nerves... Doctors of osteopath (DOs) treat illnesses by aligning bones, position nerves and massaging muscles to improve health... They also prescribe medications, take radio films, and may also perform simple surgical procedures...

One has to go to a school of osteopathy after a college degree, then pass the osteopath board...

Chiropractic medicine is somewhat complicated, even some states make it illegal to practice it there... I cant really comment on that

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 (of 200 pages)