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Jokes Etc › Re: U Know Sabi Say by Lagusta(m): 9:32pm On Nov 15, 2012
U dey cruise with $2million bugatti veyron u no kno say mazda dey cruise pass and na $2000

U buy private jet N2billion u no kno say to win plane for MTN promo cheap pass with N200

U dey use BBporsche N350,000 u no kno say pinging na pinging make u buy curve1 8k....
Jokes Etc › Re: I Cant Hold Back My Love Any Longer. by Lagusta(m): 9:22pm On Nov 15, 2012
#smh....

*singing dami duro ft akon*
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 7:05pm On Nov 15, 2012
Octopussy!!! grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: I Need Serious Advice!!!!! by Lagusta(m): 6:31pm On Nov 15, 2012
PretiEbony: A correct Business man talking grin grin grin grin grin
Abi nah.... When there are many opportunities in this country, the Op,s dulling himself!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by Lagusta(m): 6:13pm On Nov 15, 2012
Happy birthday dani, even after banning me times without reason!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: VACANCY!!! VACANCY!!!!!!!!! VACANCY!!!!!!!!!!! by Lagusta(m): 8:53pm On Nov 14, 2012
slimchi2k2: DOCTOR BIN
who gave u dis contract

@ANNBABYHOT
u want to start another fight
why can't u leave PREETIEBONY alone and catch ur funny
u people we soon make here to be boring ,pls stop dis hate and be friendly if u want to, u can still meet her one day or help each order
See as this guy dey gbagaun gbagaun GBIIIMMMM!!!! grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 8:06pm On Nov 14, 2012
Scorpion!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 1:22pm On Nov 14, 2012
Millipede
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 9:04pm On Nov 13, 2012
Guinea pig grin
Jokes Etc › Re: I Need Serious Advice!!!!! by Lagusta(m): 7:24pm On Nov 13, 2012
Make a lot of pirated copies at alaba... Sell them @ N500 a copy, that's business!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 4:26pm On Nov 13, 2012
Crayfish
Jokes Etc › Re: Prescribe A Drug For The Poster Above You. . .merry Christmas! by Lagusta(m): 4:23pm On Nov 13, 2012
AnnbabyHot: spermatozoaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


It's medicinal....try it!
Dis girl baaaadt... Sheeeeeeeeyyyy!!!!


Ok, take some agbo jedijedi mixed with cow's urine
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The Silliest And Funniest Name You've Ever Heard? by Lagusta(m): 6:32am On Nov 13, 2012
Erhwudjakpor onowugbeda daniel

One of my course mates
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Meysi, The World’s Smallest Dog! by Lagusta(m): 9:58pm On Nov 12, 2012
I wonder how that doggy will bark....

If that thing makes a big baritone bark then the price of fuel will inflate and burst!!!


I m sure the dog will make the sound of a cat sleeping with a mouse!!! grin grin grin
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 9:28pm On Nov 12, 2012
ebsuguy: i think for now.....alll my mind is too pass my 2ND MBBS exam first b4 i think of dat....still in preclinicals so....i dont even knw which of d clinical courses i will put more interest
Sorry jare.... All da best to u!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:47pm On Nov 12, 2012
[quote author=Dr.Gboy]lol...
sir lagusta hz been busy cracking his ribs in d jokes section. grin[/quote]grin grin grin

But more seriously, I should always be here.... I m sorry!!!

So let me ask... Where do u guyz wanna specialize when u graduate?? There are a lot of specialties to choose from.....

Errrr, I wanna do either hematology or community health...

What of uhuhhuhhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Unbelievable!!!!! Mtn Ultimate Wonder 2!!!!(pix) by Lagusta(m): 6:55pm On Nov 12, 2012
Ha ha ha ha ha...

This really got me cracking!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Write Anything Imposible by Lagusta(m): 6:52pm On Nov 12, 2012
Garr!! Becomes more expensive than petrol!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Prescribe A Drug For The Poster Above You. . .merry Christmas! by Lagusta(m): 6:33pm On Nov 12, 2012
One cup of dettol, two bottles of kerosine and a full topping of harpic power!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Two Criminals by Lagusta(m): 6:29pm On Nov 12, 2012
Kslib: Omo dis your joke dry sotey e begin dry fire.. Why u no post dis joke during flooding so dat the joke go dry all the water...
Now this is the joke.... LOLLOL!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: At A Mai Shayi Joint by Lagusta(m): 6:26pm On Nov 12, 2012
bunmioguns: stale
You beat me to it.... VERY VERY VERY STALE!! Just like a 3-and-half day-old soup....
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos Anatomy by Lagusta(m): 6:23pm On Nov 12, 2012
Its only doctors that can understand the joke...


@op, u try jare, don't mind them!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: The Hairy Monkey by Lagusta(m): 4:37pm On Nov 11, 2012
LWTMB 9ice one!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: What A World! Everywhere You Go. by Lagusta(m): 3:40pm On Nov 11, 2012
Wow!!! It really got me!!!!

9ice write-up there
Jokes Etc › Re: Smh by Lagusta(m): 7:46am On Nov 11, 2012
Smh: shaking my head.....
Politics › Re: Fighting In Ilorin, 2 Feared Dead, curfew Declared by Lagusta(m): 7:04am On Nov 11, 2012
All emirates.... E NLE FAA!!!


I stay at asa dam/osere road... I just got this info now, quite pathetic.... This thuggery is well known in those places I.e baboko, agaka, idi-ape, ita-ajia, etc...


May God save us!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: How Wud It Av Been If Women Were 2 Lay Eggs by Lagusta(m): 1:14pm On Nov 10, 2012
#ifWomenLaidEggs the shell will be made of iron!!! We fo dey use the iron dey do pangolo and measure de rica of rice!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Once Upon A Time by Lagusta(m): 9:32am On Nov 10, 2012
#OnceUponATime transport fare was paid in coins, now we pay it in HIGH DENOMINATION NOTES!!!!
Car Talk › Re: Annoying Things Passengers Do? by Lagusta(m): 11:51pm On Nov 09, 2012
The worst is if someone tells me "driver o wa ooo" meaning "driver e dey here ooo" shey I be danfo driverhuh


But the thing is, I just can't get over it, I just have to pick one or two pple......
Jokes Etc › Re: Write Anything Imposible by Lagusta(m): 10:16pm On Nov 09, 2012
Hulk hogan turns pastor, performs miracles
NYSC › Re: Funny Photo From NYSC Camp by Lagusta(m): 9:12pm On Nov 09, 2012
I don't think this is possible..... Can they allow this in camp??

An eleha and rev sister, and they are not on khaki!!!


#smh
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out President Jonathan When He Had ‘no Shoes’… (PHOTO) by Lagusta(m): 8:45pm On Nov 09, 2012
The man looks like a bog boy to me!!!!


M sure he was wearing italian shoes then....

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