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Yeah, so akpors isn't so dumb after all, he's really improving!!!!!



9ce joke, me likey

I work better in defensive midfield....


*jogging round the pitch*

Saudi arabia



We muslims dey bleep wella 4 sallah ooooo, na only during ramadan we dey holy pass

I just want to wish all my medics a very happy eid el kabir!!! Sorry if I don't drop any sallah meat for u guyz, but jst hav a delusional perception and a visual hallucination about me giving it to u!!!!


HAPPY SALLAH!!!!

I love this......






















If I hear say the joke no sweet, make thunder fire your left yansh

Abeg I no believe joor

My mom had a flat tommy, great figure, and was very pretty.....

Lol, this joke funny me....

Sorry larride, u weren't good enough for her......

Bunmi o gbayi joor

Now this is funny.... LOOOOOOOOOL

Dragonfly

ATMC: ur discombobulated brain doesn't even know when WAEC was written...2times MU.

Abeg talking to u is a sheer waste of time

HOMAAAARR!!!!!!

This Mr. Preak has come again

Obinnau: yea u nailed me am from SE. And am going dia cos i think its not much competitive when their standards are nearly d same as south east skuls.

Sorry I didn't get ur question on time....

UDU is ok, if not for the BH stuff, I would've said u shld also try ABUzaria

kallysky: 6. One who goes with a spanner to the bank to open an account

Now that will be the craziest guy ever....

Hedgehog

Obinnau: guys abeg I need ur advice. Though it is a long story o. Ever since i was a kid all ever dreamt of was becoming a doc and save peoples lives. Throughout sec school dat was my passion. I wrote my waec dis year with my jamb. In the waec i made all my papers excluding maths my maths was a flat F9. Then in my jamb I scored 244. I put UNN and UniAbuja as first and second choice respectively. Then in UNN pume i got 220 and dats an aggregate of 232. But my name didnt make d admin list. I didnt purchase shopping form cos my waec made me to lose hope. Then 4 uniabuja u all know dia story - non acreditation and 5ate admin list. Then i got admin to study marine engr in one skul at lokoja my uncle said dat d skul is not acreditaded dat he wont pay. But i didnt put up any argument cos dats not what i want in life. I had to let it go. D oda day i was coming home when dis coaster bus conveyin student docs passed me i felt like d most worthless person on earth for having failed my exams.
I know dat i have to resit 4 jamb next year but i have decide to change many things. I want to put med at UDU SOKOTO 1st choice den anatomy at Abu zaria. My confusion now is if usman danfodio is competetent enough and if my choices are ok. Pls help me with a competent skul in d north.

Bros don't let me lie, u just hav to get at least a C6 in WAEC maths b4 u can get admission into medicine....


M sorry, but that's the truth

Obinnau: guys abeg I need ur advice. Though it is a long story o. Ever since i was a kid all ever dreamt of was becoming a doc and save peoples lives. Throughout sec school dat was my passion. I wrote my waec dis year with my jamb. In the waec i made all my papers excluding maths my maths was a flat F9. Then in my jamb I scored 244. I put UNN and UniAbuja as first and second choice respectively. Then in UNN pume i got 220 and dats an aggregate of 232. But my name didnt make d admin list. I didnt purchase shopping form cos my waec made me to lose hope. Then 4 uniabuja u all know dia story - non acreditation and 5ate admin list. Then i got admin to study marine engr in one skul at lokoja my uncle said dat d skul is not acreditaded dat he wont pay. But i didnt put up any argument cos dats not what i want in life. I had to let it go. D oda day i was coming home when dis coaster bus conveyin student docs passed me i felt like d most worthless person on earth for having failed my exams.
I know dat i have to resit 4 jamb next year but i have decide to change many things. I want to put med at UDU SOKOTO 1st choice den anatomy at Abu zaria. My confusion now is if usman danfodio is competetent enough and if my choices are ok. Pls help me with a competent skul in d north.

Bros don't let me lie, u just hav to get at least a C6 in WAEC b4 u can get admission into medicine....


M sorry, but that's the truth

I really wanna thank TCD and lady winona for their intelligent posts, which will really go a long way in helping medics that are just coming up!!!

I don't really hav time nowadays cos of my project, and night calls which leave me pooped out when the day ends


I am even typing this in front of my lecturer, hop he doesn't seize my fone shaaa

Lady Winona: Med school? Lol. Left med school some years ago, just talking from experience

So what's your level, and what's your specialty

emmaodia: Guys i ve missed d forum...ve been busy lately, with registration....cuz i just got admitted 4 MBBS at UNIBEN...LAGUSTA i greet u specially.

Thanx boss

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But
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Nairaland will never be a dull forum, never

BIGVAJINA: N.O

Thanx babe

This is very funny, but very true too!!!

I don't understand why fashola is behaving like this... I m beginning to dislike him

Cabsso: Imagine pit pig dey vomit rubbish.

See this one too,,,,,

Please I don't hav time for u slowpokes!!!

Go find a job

Now this thread is cracking me up

ATMC: seeking for notice? Check somewhereelse, silly

Who is this

Please go and read your books, WAEC is round the corner

Komodo dragon!!!

So what's the point

larride: But wait oo, na only water dey come out for the bazooka now..

wetin happen?

Its not water, its conc heptaoxodichromate (VI) acid, which will melt your skin and boil your brains....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Hypoxic-ischaemic encephalopathic orangutan