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Overdose of paracetamol!!!

RAMBO

The first jke is funny, its only a doctor that can understand the joke....


However, the 2nd and 3rd are c&p.....

topsyking: RUBBISH invention....

#smh

#bigot

#retardeen

Abeg make those pple park well jare.....

Someone mentioned prof edungbola, that man is one of the most corrupt lecturers in unilorin.... Always claiming that he eradicated guineaworm in kwara state....


I was once posted to egbejila village to do a community research (COBES) and we found nothing less than 5 cases there...

In fact the same prof posted in the unilorin bulletin that all students living in ile-apa (a village about 7km from the campus) should vacate cos the whole place is infested with guineaworm....

So please, let these pple get their facts right!!!!

Happy birthday booqeelicious!!! Sorry its coming late.... Wishing u the best in life.....

[quote author=segun-obe]You mess hell fire quench,devil repent

Your flat head like ashawo slipers

If akara no get bow leg for your Villa,dem no dey buy am![/quote]Sorry, only "you mess" yabbings here.... Something like:


You mess BIS no expire for life

You mess mitt romney cry blood for ohio


You mess isaac newton wake up to calculate the mess projectile!!!


Somethings like that....

AnnbabyHot: Hahahahhhhhahahha!

Wow!

I love that big cock down there!


I feel like S**kin it!

You nutty girl, you are a very bad girl......







OYA ENTER MY ROOM!!!

Ibex

Newt

all4naija: The truth is that your hard disk is not communicating properly. It would be better to get a new hard disk. Or partition the old one into three after running a disk check and install the operating system on the good one.

Thanx boss, like w much can a good hard disk cost?? Say a 250GB hard disk!!!

Pls abeg I need a computer guru to solve this problem....

I hav a very old lappy (IBM thinkpad, don't laugh) that just stopped working since last year...

I just noticed that it just stops booting abruptly, just says "operating system not found"

Now I haven't touched it since then, till I discovered nairaland where I m sure I can get answers....


Pls what do I do, do I format my 1.2GHZ processor pentium M, 1024 MB RAM and 80GB capacity hard disk or what It runs on windows xp

Thanx a lot!!!!

engrfcuksmtin: About to be slaughtered for sacrifice, featherless, rotten crowned, cocidiosis stricken local cock with _{tontirin legs}.

Kwashiorkor-stricken K-legged tortoise with a corrugated face!!!

Meeehn, this is a good car!!!!



I can't buy this car until I become a consultant!!!!


I LOVE CARS!!!

engrfcuksmtin: Over sexed barren bush pig

Microscopic smelly maggot

engrfcuksmtin: Epileptic toothless mongrel (local dog)

Schizophrenic kpekus-less hyrax!!!

Guinea pig

Are u a male or female,

Please nairaland is for mature pple ooo, we don't want this thread to be infested with 2go goons!!!

a big amen to that

Bankers are not stingy ooo, go and date a doctor, they are the most "clenched-fisted" humans I hav ever known!!!

Oh, Mr. Akpors... How are u??

I heard your father died of hypertension and retrograde paranoid schizophrenia because u used your mother for sacrifice.....

Even after that, you still squandered the blood money, got deported from somalia, and jailed in bangladesh, because you tried sleeping with a 5yr old child, what the hell were u thinking


Now I hear u are in bin gbagbo's memorial hospital, being treated for AIDS-related dementia, kaposi's sarcoma, and non-hodgkin's lymphoma!!!


Please get well soon, so that you can serve your remaining sentence in the alcatraz prison in the USA...

All my enemies shall be helpless... Did I hear an amen there

U mess your pant catch fire

U mess danfo get flat tyre

U mess chicken grow extra leg

U mess bugatti depreciate, wheelbarrow appreciate!!!

U mess aboki use your blokus do suya as punishment!!!

As I welcome u into the circumnavigatogalacticoplastic thread,,, I just want to point out that

1) Nairaland is for only mature minds, not for babies, so if u are still wearing pampers, stick to your 2go, facebook, and free SMS

2) The jokes section is getting dry day by day, so please post only jokes that will make us, especially me, laff and laff and laff and laff and laff and laff and laff and alff and laff and laff and laff......... Until I pee, poo, vomit and nearly die!!!

3) Finally, have fun, if someone insults you, tell me and I will help to diagnose him of encephalotrigemialangiomatosis!!!


TAKIA!!!

yungkiz: Bleep u niggax,am on my own I dnt nid any fuckin group....4uck u PROJAN.....4uck u NPJC

See your eye like gorilla, your teeth like baboon, your belly like rhinoceros and your blokus like mosquito!!!

Abeg go 4ck blender.... Pervert!!!!!

ajayioluwatobi: u mess nicki minaj turn virgin

U mess obama turn to gangster, jonathan dance azonto, patience dance etighi, and james cameron run go alaska!!!!!!

u mess dada grow for your kpekus

ajayioluwatobi: u mess...seun close nairaland.

U mess all rivers enter reverse...

U mess tonto dikeh win grammy award by force.....

U mess d'banj lost him koko.....

U mess bus driver jam askari, conductor dance azonto ontop BRT, all passenger forget their change!!!!!!

That's my presido!!!!

JOKE GRADING: A+++++++


REMARKS: ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I HAV EVER SEEN!!!!!!



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