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Jokes Etc › Re: Can She Make It? Pix by Lagusta(m): 7:18pm On Oct 23, 2012
O boy, she don enter gbege ooo


Well, if she wore pad, she could just pee in it
Jokes Etc › Re: Question Time!!! by Lagusta(m): 7:12pm On Oct 23, 2012
mistaswag: Who has d final say in Nigeria?


(A) JONATHAN GOODLUCK
(B) NAMADI SAMBO
(c) BOKO HARAM
The answer is right in front of u
Jokes Etc › Re: If You No Laugh Go C Doctor by Lagusta(m): 7:08pm On Oct 23, 2012
I m a doctor, and I didn't laugh...

So my diagnosis is simple: u r suffering from encephalotrigeminalangiomatosis!!!!!















Sorry...
Jokes Etc › Re: Drop The Age And Sex Of The Poster Above You. .. by Lagusta(m): 7:04pm On Oct 23, 2012
AGE: NOTHING BUT A NUMBER

SEX: THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD...
Nairaland General › Re: What Can We Do To Address This Problem by Lagusta(m): 6:41pm On Oct 23, 2012
His name says it all....


[quote author=190-the-clown]I am a freaking clown grin grin grin [/quote]His name says it all....
Jokes Etc › Re: What's So Bad About This ALUU People? by Lagusta(m): 6:14pm On Oct 23, 2012
This is too long to be a joke
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke For My Ex Booqee by Lagusta(m): 6:07pm On Oct 23, 2012
ALL OF U IN THIS THREAD ARE ALL BUSH PIGS, SMEAGOLS AND SALAMANDERS....

Except BG, larride and pretiebony (if she's really pretty!!!)

*shooting my bazooka into the thread*
Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Blame Me Oo by Lagusta(m): 6:01pm On Oct 23, 2012
[quote author=MOGUL.O]I am a very big oDE![/quote]grin cheesy grin
Jokes Etc › Re: See What Blindfolding Has Done by Lagusta(m): 5:54pm On Oct 23, 2012
I won't do anything cos as funny as the joke is, I hav seen it 2,785,463,086,963 times......
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 9:44am On Oct 22, 2012
Earthworm
Jokes Etc › Re: [:PHCN:] Power Holding Company Of Nairaland. by Lagusta(m): 12:19am On Oct 22, 2012
RUBBISH!!!!!!!!














MTSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!













*throws a carton of bangers into the thread*
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 12:15am On Oct 22, 2012
Roundworm
Jokes Etc › Re: C & P by Lagusta(m): 9:28pm On Oct 21, 2012
Why una dey exchange words like this nah....

Abeg give it a rest!!!!

Your conversation gaan na joke on its own...
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 2:24pm On Oct 21, 2012
Racoon
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 1:56pm On Oct 21, 2012
alutacontinua: @nice-guy1, pls, go ahead with ur m.sc in pharmacological biochemistry. Alongside it, you could still continue in your search for medicine. It's never too late, nd i guess u're a guy. But it doesn't worth wasting ur tym on (Time, i believe, is life). Pharmacological biochemistry is a wonderful course nd if you get ur masters in it nd try to proceed for ur Ph.D, then, i believe, u'll be a Doctor of biochemistry. But all dt tym, u cld still be struggling with medical school all to no avail. Everybody cannot be doctors nd it's not only doctors dt do well. So, try and find fullfilment where you are now and you could continue your struggle for medicine alongside. But, at least, u'll be suo u didn't waste ur tym in d end. I av a lot of people in my class now who have had one degree or d oda nd dey've made sumtin out of lyf, nd dey're still in med schl because dt's der dream. apply wisdom, bros. I bliv Sir Lagusta, Dr. Gboy nd odas wld also add their one cent. Av a blessed week, everyone.
SIR LAGUSTA!!?!!? Now the queen of england never gave me a knighthood....


Anyway, what u said is correct... I advise he goes for his masters and phD, but still not give up in his quest for medicine...

Moreover, pharmacological biochemistry is a good course, especially overseas where there are better opportunities!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: How Many Women Can A Man Marry? by Lagusta(m): 8:52am On Oct 21, 2012
swtchicgurl: and who are u again?
Pls don't ask me who I am, cos u already kno who I am!!!!
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:10am On Oct 21, 2012
[quote author=Gerrard59][/quote]I tried to answer your question, but the mods banned me and hid my post, dunno y!!!

So like I said, anatomy has more to do with biology, since you will be dealing with the structure of all the organs, blood vessels, nerves, bones, and muscles of the human body.....
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 7:59am On Oct 21, 2012
[quote author=Dr.Gboy]dat's interesting, but is there anyway their chances of survival could be increased maybe if detected early? Possibly any form of therapy might suppress it, or is it congenital?[/quote]Hmmm, the disease could be congenital, but it is not genetic....

The disorder is managed conservatively, as they are ultimately put into handicap institutions...
Jokes Etc › Re: No Time To Wait For The Ladies ;D ;D;D ;D by Lagusta(m): 7:19am On Oct 21, 2012
bunmioguns: P.u.s.s.ybaby or wetin be ur name, does dis looks like a Joke? embarassed
My presido, the pic was really there b4, the mods removed it, quite funny tho
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 7:03am On Oct 21, 2012
Walrus
Jokes Etc › Re: Whose Fault Is It? by Lagusta(m): 6:57am On Oct 21, 2012
Abeg transfer to romance section abeg abeg!!!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Play This Game by Lagusta(m): 6:52am On Oct 21, 2012
Look am, see as your beer beer dutty like herbert macaulay own...
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 2:16am On Oct 21, 2012
Encephalotrigeminalangiomatosis (sturge-weber syndrome) is a neurocutaneous disorder that is characterized by a port-wine vascular naevus on the face, which is usually prominent where the trigerminal nerve passes.. Patients also present with mental retardation and some other disabilities, and they do no survive their tenth birthday....

Fortunately the disease is rare....
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpors : The Confused MARRIED Man by Lagusta(m): 6:12pm On Oct 20, 2012
Akpors life is totally finished now....

Nice joke anyway!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by Lagusta(m): 3:15pm On Oct 20, 2012
polar bear
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 1:33pm On Oct 20, 2012
Gerrard59: [/color][/i]Dr.Lagusta,though i know not much of it but i understand it means a brain disease,caused by a bacteria and one other way i cant remember{i need a medical dictionary quick}. And it also contains nevrous tissue in the brain{shey i try?}.



Basically,it talks about the Brain. Kai,Biological inclined courses and subjects sweet oh,still remember my B3 in waec{na my score high pass for our sicence class} grin. But Books plenty to buy and most importanly read and understand[color=#000099]
[i]
grin grin grin u try small cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Ojigbijigbijigbi by Lagusta(m): 11:37am On Oct 20, 2012
Nice joke, nice signature.....
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 11:06am On Oct 20, 2012
Now, what is encephalotrigeminalangiomatosishuh

Dr. Gboy don't talk oooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny!!!!! U Cant Miss Dis by Lagusta(m): 10:56am On Oct 20, 2012
Anyamaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

That was reeaaallyyy disgusting!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: The End Of Ikpe. . . .jokes Prof Emeritus by Lagusta(m): 8:47am On Oct 20, 2012
bin gbagbo: ikpe had a long hair and beard and lived alone in a single room at onitsha.one night, thieves broke into his room and stole all his valuables.while ikpe was still asleep the thieves shaved all his long hair and beard.
ikpe woke up and saw his room looted so he began crying.He touched his head and saw it was shaved so stopped crying and said " thank God say e no be me!" grin

i dedicate this joke to bunmi, lagusta, valiant, larride, and all my pallies. . .


GOD DEY!
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Education › Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Lagusta(op): 8:24am On Oct 20, 2012
@oluafolabi, m good ooo, hop u r ok too...

Got weekend calls 2day, no rest 4 docs ooo!!!

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