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Hey, long time, where have u been

But let's be serious, I watched a ghanian station showing the news on this aluu sh#t... I can't believe this has gone international...

Nigeria I hail thee!!!

The op os the biggest fo.ol I have ever seen!!!!

Short, concise and good....

Me likey!!!

Badagry dudes are not yoruba... They have a different language entirely called "egun" or "ogun" and it is similar to "fon" in benin republic...

I am yoruba and I don't have a tribal mark...

Badagry dudes are not yoruba... They have a different language entirely called "egun" or "ogun" and it is similar to "fon" in benin republic...

AnnbabyHot: Doing what?

Ok maybe gisting.... that's ok shaa...

Could be more than that

*moved to the romance section*


Sorry, *moved to the STUPIDITY section*


Mods please remove or close this thread, please....

datrinitario: Hey am nt Mbbs, buh i got in2 BDS In uniben. hey aint we al Docs? We are unda same body, NMDA, NIGERIAN MEDICAL AND DENTAL ASSOCIATION. Am stephen dou. Espirit de medicinae.

Welcome, we are all one and the same.....

Castos, anybody that tries to romance your opeke has already romance oriburuku, and no forget say purastamol is not the melecine for oriburuku...

Oriburuku ko se fowora!!!!

May your days be long... SAY MAAAYAAAA!!!!!

JOKE GRADING: A+++++++


REMARKS: AKPORS IS A FRIED SUYA!!!!


REWARD: A FULL DAY WITH VICKY, ANNBABYHOT AND PRETIEBONY!!!

Bros don't mind the haters jare.... They can't even crack a boiled egg, talkless of cracking a primary school joke!!!

GREATEST MEDICAL STUDENTS!!!!


Sorry I wasn't keeping in touch, BIS expired, had to renew it... So what's poppin?? ?? ??

Good morning medics, its a brand new day!!!!!

So what happened to the teacher

1) Did he eja.cul.ate blood instead of fluid??

2) Did he menstruate through his anus??

3) Or did he suffer a stroke three times??

Please I want to kno??

I laff sotey driver jam askari, conductor mess, all passenger no collect change!!!!!

bunmioguns: u sef na NL addict ....sometimes i wonder why i kip visiting dis site than facebook. . .

Facebook is crap!!! If I m not on my BBM, na nairaland ooo, twitter gaan sef dey try...

I am also a #10 faa!!!!

larride: *******waving on my new bicycle as i pass this silly thread*********


Peace

the Prime Minister greet thee

If u see me ride bike.... Holla at ur boiiii

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Jose mourinho is the new nigerian coach, says "we will win the 2014 world cup"!!!!

In other news...
Seun of nairaland buys facebook, twitter, youtube, google, yahoo, wikipedia, wikileaks, RIM, apple, nokia and innoson transport!!!!

Hey peeps, how's it going Thanx to all the questions answered!!!

Please I just want to state here that I am not the boss of this thread, I merely opened it! Its YOU... YES YOU, that are the bosses, for all the questions, answers, suggestions and new friends made...

So keep up the good work!!!

joeydozzy: hmmm, never knew this thread existed till today. hi all, I'm in my 300l about to write my 2nd mb. it's a nice thread

Welcome boss....

[quote author=Dr.Gboy]i don't know much about those who use 3-6yrs b4 getting d opportunity to study medicine, but i wrote JAMB only once and i'm now a fresher at unilag with a jamb score of 242 and post utme of 82.5% . Maybe u need to do ur homework really damn well, work while others are playing, read while others are sleeping and most importantly put ur trust in God, dat's all. And also never try to pass thru d backdoor in JAMB no matter d fustration, post utme will separate d seed 4rm d chaff.
CHEERS!!![/quote]Thanx 4 answering the question jare... You have said it all....

yinkhar: i saw this thread today and i made sure i went thru it.am impressed.am a die hard aspirant of medicine,in fact,dis my third yr of seekn medicine admission.last yr,i got mcb and bch at d same tym bt i turned it down waitn 4 medicine.dis yr,i did jamb and chose uniosun 4 medicine bt unfortunately at d last minute,uniosun medicine was disaccredited due to poor facilities bt d skul is takn measures to get d accreditn back.so,i was given mcb.pls lagusta, u made mention of A level,have u help find out abt d form?wat cgpa is required of me to cross to mbbs wen my skul get its accredition?it has always being my dream to save lives

Sorry, don't worry, everything will be fine....

About the ijmb, maybe till monday, sorry....

About the cgpa, I don't kno of other schools but here in ilorin, u must hav straight Cs or above in all courses, u must not hav a D in any two core courses... So that makes a cgpa of 3.0... U can take a cue from that!!!

alutacontinua: @Lagusta, not sure about Jamaica but i'm in dominica.

Oooook

booqee: bushpig!
No be only holy holy...mtchew.
I just want d gurl to be friends with us ni joor..
and@bolded, who says it wasn't over before, u want to use style and stir trouble dat has been settled already?!

Booqee wetin I do nah

Sorry, I didn't kno it was over

Anyway, I was jst joking with all of u oooo!!!!

@alutacontinua which part of the caribbean are u in... I heard jamaica is a good place to study medicine, is it true??

Mr. Ajibel, the day u post a funny joke that makes the front page, will be the day I will give birth to a mosquito!!!!

Guyz abeg let's give it a rest plssss

Preetiebony and annbabyhot should stop their chicken fight before they tear the thread into pieces

Larride should stop taking sides or I will move a motion for impeachment

Mogulo should stop acting like a howard webb wannabee

Booqee should stop forming holy holy...

And other spectators like cantell, dvdon and BG should go back to their homes, shows over!!!

Ok

Very very very funny.... LOLOLzzzz

Happy weekend medics... Who is on call 2day??

NOW THIS IS A JOKE!!!

U got me laffin, kudos