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OPEYEMI AD: your daughter for that matter?

Eheen, the daughter that wants to kill me abi

O boy na disown be the koko, God go giv me anoda 1

oruchechuks: hey NL is their any effect in kissing a thick different coloured lipstick? I mean french kiss.

Wrong section, romance section dey there!

That will be a miracle....


Imagine bill gates being my daddy!!!!

bunmioguns: Nothing. . .

Chairman, u r one of the most intelligent pple I hav met on NL... All the riddles they post here, u r always the first to answer, wish I cld meet u personally

Now this is a joke, lololololololoLlllloooooooool

Akpors don suffer ooooh......

Nice jokes shaa

Very good jokes, thanks 4 making me smile, thanx!

See chillext, and his silly dad below

Chillext: once again.... Baba mi ma run down.....
if i paste anything on dis page again, i will run mad,bed wet,hav intimacy with a fowl,and i will lost wateva i am using to go online.


Lastly dey say silence is d bext ansa for fool like me !!!so am not going to reply u again.

I am a ram in himan form... mtchewwwwwwwwwwww

I can't believe I am talking to this he goat...

He can't even speak english....

Abeg mods close this thread.

So, according to ur theorem, a human being sleeps about half of his entire lifetime.....

So, that means....... I hav slept 20-22years since I m 44.5 years

So, I no b una mate, YA DIGGGG!!!!!

Chokolee: ....
Thanks a bunch..wow..a night wit hu..i cant just wait..
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Dnt tell me ur serious!!! Mayguard 2 low nw..wht abt MY BOSS ??...*just wandering wat lagusta would say 2de new offer*

Oh, goodie, I can't wait...

Thanx 4 d info, may Allah be with all of us!!!

WARNING!!!!!!!

Some mad men and women hav encroached the jokes section, wishing to infect us with their madness!!!!

People like this opening poster.....

Please the appropriate authority should arrest him and dump him in the nearest hospital, preferably bin gbagbo memorial hospital....


PLEASE, THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!!!! ITS WORSE THAN BOKO HARAM!!!!!


Ok, don't say I didn't tell u ooo.........

swtchicgurl: Yoruba girls are so respectful! I saw two of them kneel down in appreciation after collecting money from the ATM.



A pregnant bookseller was conducting a survey in johannesburg and asked a yoruba woman, which book has really changed your life?'' the naija woman answered:

my husband's chequebook!








The bookseller had a miscarriage!

Abeg talk tru, shey u no b yoruba babe, frying pan calling kettle black!!!!

Correct joke, me laff sotey I mistakenly kiss my lecturer wife....

[quote author=~vicky~]come on dear....chokolee wud treat u well, [/quote]Ha ha, very funny, he ha ha ho hu hi ha hue hio huu

Valiantvaliant: Oga Lagusta take am easy abeg. Ur insults dey make me laugh more than the joke sef . . . . .Lolz

Don't mind the alien jare, I hate it when pple cross boundaries, we should all respect ourselves, we don't kno where we came from, as in our backgrounds, so let's respect ourselves here. Why should he insult my dad?

My father is dead, he shouldn't hav insulted him, insult me, no probs, but my parents..... Hmm, heaven and hell go join together!!!!

NAME: ORI IKU HEADWARD

SCHOOL: HEAD-BANGER GOV'T SCHOOL

FUTURE AMBITION: TO BE THE HEAD OF STATE

ROLE MODEL: THE HEAD MASTER

BEST FOOD: COW HEAD AND ELEPHANT HEAD

So............

[quote author=~vicky~]https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-score009.gif


reward......Lagusta is now ur new mayguard [/quote]Now I kno u don't like me..... *sob* *sob*

Chillext: back to d sender.... Baba e ma run down

Hey, what's wrong with u?? Who r u, in fact what are u

U dare abuse my father on net

Ok, I forgot, ur father did it with a madwoman, she had u as a miscarriage, as u managed to survive, ur father taught u how to smoke cannabis, be a tout and take over his danfo bus. In fact your father was such a loser, the only thing he gained in this world is VANITY!!!


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BUSH PIG!!!!

Now this is funny, lol

Grade A ranking....

REWARD: a night with swtchicgurl

Mr. President, wetin larride do to u nah.....

But the joke funny oooo

Guy u funny ooooo..... Nokia torch ke, that's for pple like ajibel, bunmioguns, booqee and vicky

He IS a pervert!!! What da......

^^^ 32e96125

U fit use menstruation do ketchup?

U fit use pepper water clean yansh?

U fit use super glue do eye drop?

U fit slap gallant mopol?

Finally, U FIT DIE AND COME BACK AGAIN

Chillext: i think u guyz problem is more dan dis joke............make una go hug transformer

Sensible pple r tellin u that ur joke dry pass pako biscuit, yet u hav the guts to reply, we should all hug transformer...

Na u go hug transformer, then jump from third mainland bridge, then lick lion p.uu.c.ciii, tgen put ur pr.i.c.k inside grinding machine, and lastly, get admitted into bin gbagbo memorial mental hospital!!!



















BUSH PIG!!!

Me na bold3 me dey use, but I m already there

Guystakeiteasy@haha.com

I really dey vex anytime I enter nairaland and I see unscrupulous bombastic stupendous ignoramouses whey dey claim say them fit mak pple laff, when them suppose dey shave their bushy anuses.....

(Bushy.anus no offence ooo!!!!!)

^^^ abeg this is nigeria, survival of the fittest, so fight for ur own head.

*takes atomic bomb, threatens everybody, and gets the cash*

searay: Where's the joke?

E dey in between your gf saggy bo.o.bs wey be like moin moin inside leaf.... Go check am, MTSCHEEEEEEEEW