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Jokes Etc › Re: Booze Quotes by Lagusta(m): 9:12am On Sep 09, 2012
Sorry, I don't drink alcohol, only coke, fanta, malt, juice, tea, coffee, nd hot cocoa.... Are those also allowedhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: This Is Just Hilarious. by Lagusta(m): 9:07am On Sep 09, 2012
Me ooo, I believe this joke is funny nd dry at the same time... So we can abuse and praise him at the same time...

@op: u r INTELLIGENTLY SILLY for posting a FUNNILY DRY JOKE...
Jokes Etc › Re: Rastaman by Lagusta(m): 8:57am On Sep 09, 2012
Seen before, but still terribly funny....
Jokes Etc › Re: Top 24 S!gns To Know Forces Are Following U 4rm D Village!!! by Lagusta(m): 8:55am On Sep 09, 2012
Witi: When you misplace 100 pieces of 5000naira note.
Now, that one na die... LOL
Jokes Etc › Re: Larride!!!!!!!!! by Lagusta(m): 8:35pm On Sep 08, 2012
Hey larride, long tym
Jokes Etc › Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by Lagusta(m): 2:41pm On Aug 28, 2012
Shey na cockroach be all of una best food nihuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Looking For Love!! by Lagusta(m): 11:50am On Aug 27, 2012
Ajibel: finding a lover in this section na joke e go be cuz if he says he's interested in u, he's just joking... but i have a feeling bigwateva is a male
Hmmmm, that cld be tru...
Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 11:24pm On Aug 26, 2012
Chokolee: wow! That must be a miracle!
Imagine school without exams..just say the score you want!
Now that's a miracle!

Imagine everything in this world was sweet, nothing sour or bitter....
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Man Can Do A Woman Can Do Better. by Lagusta(m): 11:21pm On Aug 26, 2012
ayobase: Yeah....I have seen that!
Where?!?!?!?
Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 11:09pm On Aug 26, 2012
Chokolee: ....^^^
Na question be dis?^
Imagine if Larride no toast any gal till dey end of dis year?
That may not be a miracle

Imagine everything in this world being free, the food, light, jewelry and others, just like the air we breathe
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Man Can Do A Woman Can Do Better. by Lagusta(m): 10:42pm On Aug 26, 2012
I haven't seen a woman climb electric pole to cut wire.....

I don't think a woman can repair a car engine, or even be a mechanic.....

I haven't seen a woman driving BRT bus before.....



Have youhuh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 7:50pm On Aug 26, 2012
That may be a miracle shaa....

Imagine there r no poor people in this world again, everybody is a billionaire in dollars...
Jokes Etc › Re: Facebook Conversation Between A Teenager And A Stranger by Lagusta(m): 1:29am On Aug 25, 2012
Pleasefrontpagenow@correctpost.haha.com
Jokes Etc › Re: THE ADVENTURES OF AKPORS [ The most anticipated episodes 9 & 10 finally out] by Lagusta(m): 7:49am On Aug 24, 2012
Now this is one of the best stories I hav ever seen!!!! Me likey, abeg mak season 2 no tey like merlin season 6......
Jokes Etc › Re: And Whu Be This________above Me? by Lagusta(m): 1:08pm On Aug 23, 2012
Onyiclassic: N WHO B DIS HONEY PIE ABOVE ME REQUESTN 4 MY PIN?ANYWAY I GAT NO BB
And who is this sweet cheeks, fine lady above me, ok r u on 2go..... Or whatsapp
Jokes Etc › Re: Translate These To English by Lagusta(m): 8:52am On Aug 23, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: Scholars at home, there are some yoruba words that i find it difficult to translate to english so i decided to share it whelther i will get d solution to d problem here:
we all know dat Welcome is Ekaabo in yoruba
what of Ekuule?
After answering my question then let turn it to funs..i start my own her what are d english of
onyin mu simi
isu ata yan an yan
atare
Ekuuile: I'm back or I'm home
On yin mu simi: u shake ur nose as an act of deception
Isu a ta yan an yan: the yam will be very pepperish
Atare: alligator pepper
Jokes Etc › Re: And Whu Be This________above Me? by Lagusta(m): 11:15pm On Aug 22, 2012
BIGVAJINA: and whu be this dickhead above me? angry
And who be dis JEALOUSY JEALOUSY above me, oya u to gimme ur pin...... grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Pregnant Goat! by Lagusta(m): 11:12pm On Aug 22, 2012
Wetin that goat dey find for there mehhn, him wan chop d moni abi bawo.....
Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 11:06pm On Aug 22, 2012
booqee: Imagine dani banning seun..dat will be a miracle. grin

Imagine paypay jonathan becomes a nobel laurette in literature. Dats a miracle.

Imagine booqee becomes d richest woman in nigeria..dat one na confirm..na sure thing!
Booqee booqee......... wink

Imagine nigeria being the power house of the world, where all countries will bow to.....
Jokes Etc › Re: And Whu Be This________above Me? by Lagusta(m): 8:19pm On Aug 22, 2012
Onyiclassic: And who b dis bastard ape,bush pig,bush fowl deluded monkey above me
And who is this cute damsel abusing sum1 above me, can I get ur pin.......
Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 7:35pm On Aug 22, 2012
Imagine nairaland being the greatest social network of all time, greater than facebook, twitter and all others
Jokes Etc › Re: "yarb" Me(if U Can) by Lagusta(m): 1:54pm On Aug 22, 2012
To all of una:

Your scatter scatter pricks and puccies wey be like conductor slippers...

Una mess rick ross lose weight, shave him beard, com repent!

The strongest man 4 una village dey use ipod dey carry weight... (Not ipad ooo, ipod!)
Jokes Etc › Re: Strange Fact by Lagusta(m): 1:44pm On Aug 22, 2012
Guy, u catch me big time....

How did u do ithuh :/ :/ :/
Jokes Etc › Re: See Sense! Mai shayi don suffer. by Lagusta(m): 7:58pm On Aug 21, 2012
Kai!! Tamboro ba, shege!

D guy no even fear, whether him be boko dude!
Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 2:34pm On Aug 21, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: That wil be a miracle
imagine if boko haram stop bombing
Jokes Etc › Re: This must be a Miracle by Lagusta(m): 2:17pm On Aug 21, 2012
OPEYEMI AD: That wil be a miracle
imagine if boko haram stop bombing
That will surely be a miracle,

Imagine if all days were holidays, and manna still rained from heaven
Jokes Etc › Re: How Do U Stop Your Anger by Lagusta(m): 1:55pm On Aug 21, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]I am a


busy body grin grin grin[/quote]Oh, sorry, I didn't kno oooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: How Do U Stop Your Anger by Lagusta(m): 7:43pm On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]dont worry...he loves the BOSS job very much....abi na lie @ lagusta? grin grin grin grin[/quote]Oh, how I love being the boss!!!!!!!! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Sugar Mummy Cartels Are Fraud by Lagusta(m): 5:48pm On Aug 20, 2012
Guyz, mak una free the bobo now......

@op, hop u hav learned ur lesson.... Moreover, which is better, sweet fresh apple or old, dry, stale pako chewing stick??

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