₦airaland Forum

mikron: The best solution to our epileptic power problem is
(1) Ban the importation of generators
(2) Ban the use of generators in private homes (this includes existing private generators being used in our homes)
(3) Also ban the use of power generating inverters.
Let us all live in total blackout. Let the rich also have a taste of what the poor masses feels. I bet you the Govt ll huriedly push our power generating capacity from this sorry 2,500 mwts to 10 to 15,000 mega-wats, enough to power our homes. That is the only solution.

sorry bros, but u nd i kno dat its not possible, not in this country.

Someone said GEJ is on the right track, i seriously dont agree. Nothing will cost him to decentralise the power sector, then privatize it, just like what OBJ did to NITEL....

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Here is another JOKE!!!!!!!! Hahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahhaha[/quote]

lilkech: WTF am i reading?

u r readin a very dry joke, pako biscuit beta pass this pile of girraffe poo.......

[quote author=Silva•]Nice one, Odunnu would like this.[/quote]i wanted 2 say "dry joke" but d last reply d boy gave caught my attention, kudos

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Too dry boy!

i have two questions for you....
1. what are you doing at the back of your class (JS2 Block) when others are inside learning?
2. why are you putting on sunshade when when is almost dark? Hope is not what am thinking ooo?[/quote]pls ask am again ooo, d guy dress lyk person whey dey find job 4 mortuary.....

Hello op!
HIV tests should be done, like u said, once or twice in a year, but in high risk pple e.g health workers, lovepeddlers, drug users etc, it must be done every 3 months.
I 1 ce had a nasty experience when i had to dress a wound on a patient's leg, but i noticed that the wound didnt heal after three weeks with bouts of antibiotics, the woman later brought her test result.... POSITIVE!! I wore gloves while dressing her, but i was still scared, i quickly went for test and repeated it after 3mths, all were negative. Since then i learnt my lesson

This is my official reply:

1. "a must read" not "a most read" #GBAGAUN#

2. Dis joke dry like a newborn's kitty

3. If thats ur pic, well....... THIS IS A JOKES SECTION. NOT A MODELLING CONTEST, GET IT!!!

Me too, i need a gf, over 85 years, with thin flat bosoms, very dry kitty, and very smelly mouth, interested? Mail, tweet, but dont call (pinging is allowed)

2me, this joke is ok, kudos

S K U = school!!! LWTMB DIEE

melodyirish: hw did u mean by dat. Ur looking at her and ur saying she's not a dwarf. Wat is she den

yes she is not a dwarf, she has achondroplasia. They r two different things

fame12k: @ lagusta, thanks for ur reply........ Do u mean a radiographer can't have his/her own diagnostic center for x-ray, scan ultrasound etc. Is it own by radiologist or both a radiographer and radiologist can own a center? Thanks

u r welcm.
Here in nigeria, anything goes, even B.SC anatomy with rudimentary knowledge in x ray reporting can establish his own radiodiagnostic centre. What i m just tryin to say is that normally, the head should be a consultant radiologist, then resident doctors, radiographers, anatomists, etc. Now, even ordinary comm. Health extension worker fit do ultrasound scan to diagnose leiomyoma
CHEERS!!!

9ice 1 there

R these pics 4 real? They all look lyk my lecturers while i was still in med skuul.....

Thunbs up8-)

Hello,
its good to hav a 2nd degree in radiography, but here in nigeria, ur 1st degree must be MBBS, then pass primaries in radiology and apply as a resident in the dept. That is when u can practise as a radiographer.
I dont kno if u r naija based or not, but here ooo, nearly all radiologists and sonologists are doctors. They only employ B.Sc radiography to develop x ray films and maintain their equipment

Children of nowadays..... #SMH#

tolulope17: thanks lagusta r u on facebook

yep, add me eedrisology femisticoplasty lagudoscopy

kcpumping: how do i know if she loves me?

who is this Didnt u read d question ni
As for me, the best politician is my mentor, ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU, cos he has neva lost a vote, a bet and even his stick of IGBOOO!!!

Now this is funny, NL jokes section is gettin better

I c say u b reeeeeal jayjaycee,
well, u hav 2 post a joke 4 30 days, which must make us lauugh, if not, find ur square root and GEEERRRROOOUTT!!!!!

Sorry but, R U DRUNK Or sick in the head

tolulope17: nope o am new here

welcome, but next time, go to the jokes library b4 u post 1

Dis really happened in a hospital i kno in lagos.
A man was diagnosed of cancer in the leg, and had to be amputated. But the crazy thing is that the surgeon cut off the wrong leg. When the radiologist told the surgeon his mistake, he had to break the bad news:
SURGEON: sir, i got good news and bad news...... But i'll start wit bad news.
PATIENT: ok, whats the bad news?
SURGEON: the bad news is that we amputated the wrong leg...
PATIENT: MY GOD; so whats the good news
SURGEON: the good news is, the cancer is gettin better....

Amadu and okopi are now politicians

Dat guy needs to be examined and evaluated in ward 7 neuropsychiatry dept, UITH

This is not a joke....... NA TRU TALK!!! Kudos 2 u

bright007: Bush piglets!

everybody 2 u is a bush piglet, me na human being sha

bunmioguns: dry like pako biscuit

now this is the joke, lmao