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Harbioollah: 314 views
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Na like dis una hate me? Upon as d tin funny reach

sorry bros, its just dat ur joke has been copied and pasted so many times, i hav even crammed it

scopusng: Is it through that Heartburn can lead to death? What do you do when you have heart burn?

technically, a heartburn has nothing to do wit the heart...
The stomach produces hydrochloric acid. As the food is churned in the stomach, the contents with the acid may get to the oesophagus (where food passes from mouth to stomach), to give a burning sensation. Since the oesophagus is in the chest, pple think it is the heart that is affected, hence the name.
Heartburn can kill only if u dont take any medication, therefore the area may erode and cause bleeding.
What u need is an antacid, which can be gotten from any pharmacy around.
P.S: if symptoms persist after three days consult a specialist

femmy2010: Striking threatens the lives of their patients.
What is your rake on this?

Yes, it is very bad, that someone who is supposed to save lives deliberately abandons his duty post, just because of ego nd selfish interest, ABI!?!?
But wait, if your landlord sends u out of his house (GOD forbid) while ur rent hasnt expired, nd u hav no choice but to stay wit a friend, and d silly landlord still comes to disturb u again, wont u say d landlord is a freak of nature?
Thats just the senario here, an intern working in a federal hospital is paid nothin less than 173,000 a month, excluding taxes nd odas, but in lagos, they r paid 120,000..... Land of opportunities eh?
Thats not the catch, these docs manage the sum, but they r not paid for 2,3,4,5....9,10,11months... IF NA U NKO BROS?
Think about it

zenoj: If she sexually active,she might very pregnant.Let her go for an hpt first.

Thats very true, she may be pregnant, but is she on contraceptives, cos that may cause it too

natasha: Usually you are monitored during pregnancy and the delivery always has to be done via CS to reduce the risk of transmission.. the final hurdle is you are not allowed to breastfeed the child either. As long as you follow the instructions and recommendations of the Healthcare professionals, the virus wont be passed to the child

correct. But in addition, u may also hav to take a regimen of drugs called "prevention of mother to child transmission (PMTCT)" which will greatly reduce viral load and reduce risk of transmission. If u follow these steps, with the above, u can get an excellent prognosis (95%). Just go to a nearby hospital for more info

joeydozzy: What a rush

excuse me?

Otorhinolaryngology
anaesthetiology
ophthalmology
pharmacology
epidemiology
immunology
hematology
microbiology
radiology

Sijo01: Baby seater!

Btw, der's a thread of dis nature in joke or forum game sectn.

WHAAAAAT!!!! Me, a baby sitter,
well, u r a....... TOMATO AND PEPPER SELLER AT MILE 12 MARKET!!!!!

ebamma: Can u believe what people
do in the christ embassy these
days?
I was in the church listening to pastor chris sermon when i saw a guy inside the church smoking a cigarrete,i was so amazed that the heineken i was drinking fell to the floor.

this joke is so old it has grandchildren, but it correlates wit whats happening in the church sha...

Chimezie is a banker, mynd 44, well, could be a MOTOR PARK TOUT....... (jst kiddin)

joeydozzy: How old are you again?

dosent matter how old i am, at least i m married wit a kid, me nd my wife r both graduates, nd we both watch cartoons. There r mature cartoons like samurai x, the avengers, justice league, x men evolution, even x-rated cartoons like samurai showdown, ladydeath, etc. The only baby cartoon i watch is tom nd jerry

Bros, mak i no lie, u really made me laugh...... Kudos

I dont kno the romanticity of cartoons, but i love watchin them

[quote author=Mr..Cork]actually I heard FUFU is made from Rubber. The last time I ate it, my teeth broke into 6. Anyways, Am still learnin how to eat it [/quote]oooyyyinnnbooooo!!!! Fufu is made from cassava, not rubber, it is the most popular food in west Africa, maybe dats y pple sa its romantic

GOD forbid, tufiakwa, olohun maje, auzu billahi, kwai chin sung hwa (in chinese).......

My sista, a man that cannot hustle 4 himself, especially in this country of ours, but wastes his time waitin 4rm mann 4rm heaven, should go and kiss a python! U dont need that man, there are lots of single doctors, lawyers, engineers and business tycoons who would love to have ur hands in marriage.....
I suggest u either delete his number, pictures, and any other thing connecting u two, or u change ur number altogether, m sure he dosent know ur house address....
Best of luck!

Wait ooo, dis joke has been posted recently, who copied and pasted now

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Thanks for the advice........

But where is the joke??[/quote]the joke is that OP drank three bottles of alomo, then as he wanted to pay, he saw his last #1000 note cryin and lamentin that it wants to go to heaven, thats the joke, so LAAAAFF

Copy and paste, about the third time now....

Correct, me luv dis

bunmioguns: .
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Continue laffing jare dude. To be a successful joker like BinGbagbo, Booqee, vicky, donkoline, Dani1hate, Mcnepow etc...then you need to Join Projan, u can contact Bingbagbo or Booqee for more details

alrite, but i just crack jokes just for d fun of it though

Dis joke mak sense......

But wait, na tru yarns ooo, a lady has 20 bf's and each bleeps her kitty-kat about 20 times...... Just like buyin old rag at wranglers for £1500. Whats to enjoy in that? No value, no gain, no sweetness, NOTHING!!! Just a slacked kitty, sagged bo.obs and melanoma-like skin... #too much hate#

realsammie: welcome. so when did u arrived from planet of the apes

now, THIS IS THE JOKE... ROTFLMAO LWKMD LWTMB

Sorry, it didnt make me laff, nice poem though.....

Me go name myself after chinese capital... Beijing