₦airaland Forum

Ajibel: Epileptically dry

brownusagirl: What a cutie pie!

brownusagirl: What a cutie pie!

chux76: A boy is walking down the hallway, when he walks past his moms room, her door is cracked open a little bit. He peeks in and sees her masturbating. She is saying 'I wish I had a man, I wish I had a man.' The next night, the boy is walking in the hallway by his moms room and the door is cracked open also. He peeks in, and sees a man having sex with him mom. The boy quickly runs to his bedroom, takes off all his closes, and begins to masturbate. "I wish I had a bicycle, I wish I had a bicycle."

whitesoul212: 60 degrees to the north*smiles*

realsammie: the complete version:
and y is the poster's brain dull

princeeja: [color=#006600][/color]Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their Problem which must be kept away from other People.

The First pastor said, My Problem is Money, I do Steal from the Church Offering pls brethren pray for me.

The Second Pastor said my Problem is women, whenever i see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, Infact i've slept with most of my female church members, Pls pray for Me.

Turning to the Third Pastor to hear his own Problem, he started crying, it took his Friends some effort to calm him, after that he was asked to continue and he said still crying that my Problem is gossiping, when we leave this place, everybody will hear what you two just told me... [i][/i]

Dagods: geez u r so fast...hahahaha..but please"let's be serious 4 sm mins,does dat mean's d Anyene's r #112.- milla richer? Hey wen is d nxt plane crash"cos in my family we r more dan fifty""Lol.

Jenams: the north has succeeded in runnin aground the govt of GEJ, i really feel for him,they promised to make d country ungovernable if he wins, and that is exactly wat they 've bn doin! they neva wanted him to rule naija at all. he is seen as a stranger in his own country by some silly demented almajiris wit cows brain. well, boko haram, FYI, nothing u do to we christians can make us bow to wateva god u serve! absolutely notin! we will continue to serve our God in heaven, because he is our God! a flamin fire, slow to anger but ruthless in anger. u hav challenged our God to a battle! so be ready to bomb the host of heavens, be ready to set heaven ablaze! if u succeed, then we will bow to ur god.

Youngsage: A guy was wooing a lady he just met. After
everything, the lady asked him, 'are
you in school, & what course are you
studying'? He lied to her & said 'Yes,
i'm in school & i'm studying Food
science'.
Two weekz later, the girl saw
him washing dishes in a
local restaurant. Shocked, she exclaimed:
'gosh! What are you doing here?' He
smiled & said 'I'M D0ING MY
I.T.

More to come 4rm moi youngsage...

ayobase: Thats aboki ayobase!
A sample!

ifihearam: Even boko haram members are weeping sef.
Even boko haram members are weeping sef.
Even boko haram members are weeping sef.
Even boko haram members are weeping sef.Even boko haram members are weeping sef.

duni04: This is the BBC world service. It has just been reported that a passenger plane has crashed in Nigeria's commercial capital, lagos, killing all the passengers on board. More details later
Still in Nigeria, more than 15 people were killed in the early hours of sunday morning following an apparent sucide bombing outside a church in the North of the country. Details to follow
And yet still in Nigeria, it has just been confirmed that at least 30 people were killed in the northern state of Nassarawa following clashes between rival ethnic gropus. Details to follow.
Still in Nigeria, a road accident in the western state of oyo has killed more than 20 people. Details to follow
Finally and thankfully moving away from Nigeria now, an axxra bound cargo plane has crashed in the Ghanian capital killing more than 10 people on the ground. The plane was from...guess where? NIGERIA!