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Romance › Re: Holy Fornication Between Nuns And Monk by Lagusta(m): 5:07pm On Jun 03, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Some people started dating when they were in SS1. Natasha is well respected here and she is just 17.[/quote]now thats what i call "catch them young"
u guyz are corrupting these little pupils that should be preparing for WAEC. Na wa ooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Josehp D Dreama...abeg No Laf O...dis Z Seriox by Lagusta(m): 4:58pm On Jun 03, 2012
Veentor: This hapend to me....i thnk twas hunga or smeting......,....................i ws sliping...i dremt i ws sucking wata melon...as i woke i saw myself sucking my sis breast...................mhen i cme slip again... Dis time chewing kpomo...as i woke i saw myself chewing ma bros ears...............i cme slip again...dis time alone...i ws chewing bread as i wake...ive eatn half of my pilow....ah realy nid prayaz
this means that the next dream will be u eating beans, but u find out u were eating ur own $h!t when u wake up....
Jokes Etc › Re: Check This Out! by Lagusta(m): 4:53pm On Jun 03, 2012
sucezTP: An aboki man took his radio 4 repair. Wen d repairer opened d radio, a rat jumpd out frm it n ran away...d aboki man shouted '' ku taimaka, mai bada labaru zai gudu'' meaning, help! Help!! Help!!!, d newscaster is running away...!
KAI, ARE ABOKIS THAT DUMBhuh
Anyways.....

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Travel › Re: Dana Airplane Crashed At Iju-Agbado, Ayinla Bus-Stop by Lagusta(m): 4:48pm On Jun 03, 2012
Oh no, many lives may be lost, nd that area is highly populated, many casualties at stake, GOD HELP US
Career › Re: Can A Doctor Work In An Oil Company by Lagusta(op): 3:09pm On Jun 03, 2012
[quote author=x-fire]Even doctors sef wan taste oil and gas money cheesy.
Why not just focus on saving lives first?[/quote]so what do i want to do b4, i just asked a simple question, is that a sin against humanity?
Of course i want to save lives, or robots now do the drilling and haulage nd stuff abi? Or there r no hospitals or clinics being run by these companies, which cater for the families of those working there.....
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 2:27pm On Jun 03, 2012
dukila: you know i asked a guy this question and do you know his response? "who cares about food? Am talking about a woman that we'll sit down together and reason how to make millions in a month and you're talking about food. There's is food everywhere in nigeria, besides, what's the made there for?"

2)you complain about a woman that can't cook, how about marrying one that can but wont cook?

3) if you were asked to choose to choose between a woman that cooks crazy and brings home no money and one that doesn't cook and brings home millions at the end of the month which would you choose?
Oga lets be realistic here, if u make millions, ur wife makes billions, the couple eats at oceanview all the time, children go to KFC...... But one day, the daughter asks the mum "mom, i was given a project to cook a delicious meal and bring to class, can u teach me?" what will the mum say: "go meet grandma" or "go meet mama ekaette the housemaid"

guy, wise up, one day, that money go vammooose, but the knowledge and art of cooking is for a lifetime...
Politics › Re: Funny UNILAG/MAU Protest Poster On GEJ & Patience by Lagusta(m): 2:03pm On Jun 03, 2012
Funkymallam: And see hw this guy is xposing himself, he can easily b picked up. #Heightofstupidity.
excuse me? Picked up for what? Just because he is making a mockery of himself? The govt has better and more important things to do, besides this is democracy, not "militocracy" grin
Career › Re: Can A Doctor Work In An Oil Company by Lagusta(op): 7:59am On Jun 03, 2012
[quote author=yemmy_ma]Well, i guess no one wants to work outside oil and gas anymore. God bless Nigeria[/quote]me just dey ask ooo, its not that i must work in chevron, i may want to travel, start my private practice, do my residency, or join politics
Career › Can A Doctor Work In An Oil Company by Lagusta(op): 11:48pm On Jun 02, 2012
Can a doctor work in a clinic or hospital, which may be owned by an oil company? How much can be their take-home pay? Just askin
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 11:18pm On Jun 02, 2012
honeric01: You can't cook and you want to be a wife? who's going to cook for your kids when you become a mother?
na d stupid husband go enter kitchen, while d useless wife go put her smelly feet ontop table dey watch "palloma" or "desperate housewives" MTSCHEEEEEEEW, NONSENSE, BuLl§h!t
Food › Re: Should Men Who Can't Cook Be Ashamed Or Proud? by Lagusta(m): 11:11pm On Jun 02, 2012
If a man dosent know how to cook, it dosent mean he should be ashamed. May be bad, but not shameful.
This affected me while i was in uni, i couldnt even cook rice. If not for hostel mates, i would hav starved. Now i can make amala wit efo riro, garnished wit cow leg, pomo nd snail.
It is necessary for a man to cook well, but, it is HIGHLY COMPULSORY for a woman to know how to cook very well...
Romance › Re: Holy Fornication Between Nuns And Monk by Lagusta(m): 10:08pm On Jun 02, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Did you say not for undergraduates? Please dude move to the family section. This section is for all[/quote]dont u kno ther r some undergraduates who cant even write their names, talkless of posting mature topics? I dont have any grudge against underGEES, at least we once passed thru the system, but posting topics that make me puke.... M sure OP is still in sec schl, is this section also meant for them?
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Laff, For My Sake...... by Lagusta(op): 10:02pm On Jun 02, 2012
Ajibel: the op name wan resemble "laffter" wen pronounced grin grin grin
ha ha, very funny, he ha ha ho,
Jokes Etc › Re: Special High Intensity Training by Lagusta(m): 10:01pm On Jun 02, 2012
all this $h!t, makes me wanna poo poo #goes to toilet#
Health › Re: How Do I Control My Menacing Cough? by Lagusta(m): 9:40pm On Jun 02, 2012
@op let me tell u d bloody truth..

A disturbin cough that persists for three weeks, going to a month, with all forms of treatment but no response, must be looked on with high index of suspicion...

Let me ask, hav u lost tremendous weight, do u sweat at night, do u also feel feverish, do u produce sputum i.e phlegm while coughing, are u allergic to anything e.g dust, pollen, etc....

If the answer to the questions are "yes", then go to a hospital for further evaluation....
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 9:27pm On Jun 02, 2012
Joe Mosco: In the first place, why shouldn't a lady know how to cook......
Infact a woman's inability to cook is an indication of alot of other inadequacies........ She will lazy, careless.... Etc
stamped, seconded and sealed,,,, GBAM! End of discussion, moderators close thread please

P.S: God bless u Joe Mosco
Romance › Re: Holy Fornication Between Nuns And Monk by Lagusta(m): 9:22pm On Jun 02, 2012
Kenneth4u205: The bible said that our body is the temple of the holyspirit.hope am right?.so what happen's when a woman that is temple of the holyspirit fornicate with a man that is also temple of the holyspirit?.i.e holyspirit+holyspirit=holiest spirit.this is what really that is going on in the convent now.am talking about our catholic nuns in the convent.nuns are women that dedicate their entire life to God,hence the dont get married.they dedicate their body as the temple of the holyspirit.likewise, their male counterparts, known as monk,also remain unmarried.then come's the question of holy fornication between nuns and monk.they claim that fornicating with those in the world is a great sin before God.but fornication between nuns and monk is holy,since both are temple of the holyspirit.holy+holy=holiest.what do you think?.is there any thing like holy fornication?.by ifeduba kenneth ifeanyi
please, this section is for mature adults, not even for undergraduates. Some of us are even married here. Start a better thread next time.
Romance › Re: Holy Fornication Between Nuns And Monk by Lagusta(m): 9:20pm On Jun 02, 2012
Tyche: www.bullshit.com/kenneth4u205
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Jokes Etc › Re: Lol! From Jackpot by Lagusta(m): 8:04pm On Jun 02, 2012
A very funny but old joke....
Romance › Re: Guys Does Stretch Makes Turn U On? by Lagusta(m): 7:39pm On Jun 02, 2012
[quote author=edogram.]I use to think fat people got starch makes.[/quote]he even said "starch makes", what does starch make?

This is just a reflection of the dilapidated state of the education sector in this our very own fatherland
Health › Re: Should Doctors Have The Right To Strike? by Lagusta(m): 6:53pm On Jun 02, 2012
oluphemmie007: bros,get your facts right o...na who tok am say LASG no pay am for 11 months? na which house officer tell you say na 120k im dey take home?

they do have a right to strike (like every worker) but above are not even reasons at all.
good, then educate us nah, why did they go on strike, how much does the govt pay compared to the federal ones!?!
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 6:41pm On Jun 02, 2012
Kimmo: What's wrong with our mentality?! Please. Men and women have specific roles assigned to them. One of the women's roles is to BE the woman in that marriage. That includes cooking. It is NOT slavery. There's a thin line between independent woman and bitter divorcee. Why do u think there's such a high divorce rate in ur wonderful western world with the wise mentality?! Because, for the sake of balance, there has to be a MAN and a WOMAN. Evn gay couples hav their masculine/feminine version.

If I were a guy, I wld def NOT marry a girl that cannot cook. Shikena.
babe, u r toooooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuccchhhhhhh!!!!!!!! In fact, u r da booooooommmbbb!!!!
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 5:37pm On Jun 02, 2012
yinkaGreen: Lol, m a lady...
2ndly, lyk I said it has nofng to do wif white people. Dis has to do wif being reasonable.
If ur wife assists in helpn out wif d familyz financial burden, why wud it be hard to help out wif domestic work too? Get my point, when u get married. U r nw teammates wit ur wifey. Everytin has to be teamwork and shud be fair n square.

When men say dey cannot get married to a woman simply becux she lacks d ability to cook is understandable, but when u put ur foot down and say it is a womanz responsibility to keep on cooking, den hmmmn.. D path or ignorance has been trailed down.

But hey, everyone has his/her own opinion right? Dats why we r human beings. Bless u
sorry i called u bros sad

u r d only lady i c that is on point here,

bless u too cool
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 4:55pm On Jun 02, 2012
hrhobi1: MY QUESTIONS IS , ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE WHO CANT COOKhuh
of course! I remember while i was still in med skuul, i had housemates, they couldnt cook indomie. When they tried, half got burnt while the rest still remained uncooked. I also had a friend who boiled water for eba, but told her boyfriend to make it for her, and he did! One lady also asked me to teach her how to make custard, cos she cant cook rice..... The list is endless
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 4:51pm On Jun 02, 2012
hrhobi1: MY QUESTIONS IS , ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE WHO CANT COOKhuh
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 4:24pm On Jun 02, 2012
yinkaGreen: Here I am again, in another Nigerian-mentalitied (pardon grammar) opinioned thread. Lol.
First of all ill state once again
MARRIAGE IS A HELP-MEET
Why did God create eve for Adam? Was it To pluck him fruit when he was hungry or for companionship?
When dey were cast out of d heavens, d only ting and I mean dis as 'occupation', that were to work for was just food. Nw, dey split d job. Adam grew d crops, hunted d animals and eve processed (cooked) the outcome. So they were jus satisfied eh?
Cool, nw let's move just a little bit forward to the time of our fore fathers and probably immediate ancestors. In which d situation was more lyk d adam n eve tym. D women didn't go hunting or farming, dey waited behind at home to process d returns of their husbandz hardwork. That period was where pride came in and men started to think deir wives ought to treat dem lyk mini-gods.
Well, let's JetUp to d computer age, which is where we are nw.
Times are pretty hard. Food is no longer one of d basic wants. Agriculture and hunting is no longer d basic careers. Everyone needs means to acquire all dese needs food, shelter, clothing and even maybe ostentatious article . Women are required to be joint-breadWinners of the family too. The couple works hard to meet all dese and satisfy d needs of their family.
Please when d man and d woman have gone out to jointly perform d 'supposed-to-be' man's duty together, u still expect that the woman is it perform has 'supposed-to-be-duty' alone? C-mmon!

Its not about following the western culture. Its about thinkn smart and actin right. Ignorance is but of the devil. If u think assigning particular roles to woman is right, u need to think again. Marriage is not about getting a perfect chef.. Its about gettin sum hu understands u and hu u can understand, its about satisfying each other and working towards achieving a goal.

Nw, if u read dis and u tink u want to respond, be civilised and polite. I do not tolerate loose-mouthed talkers. Bless
very true bros, women are now joint breadwinners due to the economic recession nd all that crap. But does that mean they must get a house girl to cook for them all the days of their lives? Even on weekends? Come on man, we r african. Dont let these white dudes ruin our culture.

Me nd my wife work in a hospital, u know how busy that can be, the night shift nd co... But my wife still makes sure she cooks breakfast, lunch nd dinner, nd she is not a robot..... FIGURE HOW SHE DOES IT!!
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 4:11pm On Jun 02, 2012
kandiikane: You know what I find ironic? The way men dey go "tufiakua, God forbid" when in all honesty if they meet fine girl and dey get to know each other abit, the "can you cook" question will probably pop up. You damn right know say you nor go take phone hang up if you get "no" for an answer.

So why are these men on here forming for? I bet instead of asking "why can't you cook". Thoughts will be " hmm, well there is always househelp as long as she is still fine its alriight"

Hypocrisy!

If na wowo girl now na another matter. Dey must learn to cook to make up for not being fine.

Shallow men!
bros no b fight nah, go nd marry a woman that will serve u biscuit and tasty time in the mornin, garri nd peanuts in the afternoon, and bread and butter for dinner. No need to abuse us here, sample ur opinion and go..... UNDERSTAND!!!
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 4:06pm On Jun 02, 2012
johnstar: Nonsense upon nonsense undecided undecided
who's this? Please this is for adults only, not children
Jokes Etc › Re: Electric Train by Lagusta(m): 3:13pm On Jun 02, 2012
Dat boy is a spoilt brat, how can he call his mom a b.i.t.c.h......
D joke try sha
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 11:53am On Jun 02, 2012
fellis: How can eating outside end anyone's marriage?
if a husband eats at a lady friend's place, no strings attached, and finds out that she can cook well compared to his wife, wont the man go chopping in that lady's house, then one night together, then weekend together, then.....
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by Lagusta(m): 11:15am On Jun 02, 2012
Tallest9: evn if na AGBANI..those sayin u wil teach her,what d heck was she doin while growin up dat she didnt learn 4rm her mumsi?..slimyem i jst hpe u dnt live wat u say cos I JST WONDER
u get mouth jare....
What didnt the lady learn 4rm her mumsi, she is an african woman 4 cryin out loud, she is not oyinbo....
I can marry a villager, very ugly, but can pound yam all alone and cook delicious egusi soup, even some educated women will neva allow their husbands to eat outside, cos that may end their marriage....

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