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[quote author=Mynd_44]Some people started dating when they were in SS1. Natasha is well respected here and she is just 17.[/quote]now thats what i call "catch them young" u guyz are corrupting these little pupils that should be preparing for WAEC. Na wa ooo |
Veentor: This hapend to me....i thnk twas hunga or smeting......,....................i ws sliping...i dremt i ws sucking wata melon...as i woke i saw myself sucking my sis breast...................mhen i cme slip again... Dis time chewing kpomo...as i woke i saw myself chewing ma bros ears...............i cme slip again...dis time alone...i ws chewing bread as i wake...ive eatn half of my pilow....ah realy nid prayazthis means that the next dream will be u eating beans, but u find out u were eating ur own $h!t when u wake up.... |
sucezTP: An aboki man took his radio 4 repair. Wen d repairer opened d radio, a rat jumpd out frm it n ran away...d aboki man shouted '' ku taimaka, mai bada labaru zai gudu'' meaning, help! Help!! Help!!!, d newscaster is running away...!KAI, ARE ABOKIS THAT DUMB ![]() Anyways..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Oh no, many lives may be lost, nd that area is highly populated, many casualties at stake, GOD HELP US |
[quote author=x-fire]Even doctors sef wan taste oil and gas money .Why not just focus on saving lives first?[/quote]so what do i want to do b4, i just asked a simple question, is that a sin against humanity? Of course i want to save lives, or robots now do the drilling and haulage nd stuff abi? Or there r no hospitals or clinics being run by these companies, which cater for the families of those working there..... |
dukila: you know i asked a guy this question and do you know his response? "who cares about food? Am talking about a woman that we'll sit down together and reason how to make millions in a month and you're talking about food. There's is food everywhere in nigeria, besides, what's the made there for?"Oga lets be realistic here, if u make millions, ur wife makes billions, the couple eats at oceanview all the time, children go to KFC...... But one day, the daughter asks the mum "mom, i was given a project to cook a delicious meal and bring to class, can u teach me?" what will the mum say: "go meet grandma" or "go meet mama ekaette the housemaid" guy, wise up, one day, that money go vammooose, but the knowledge and art of cooking is for a lifetime... |
Funkymallam: And see hw this guy is xposing himself, he can easily b picked up. #Heightofstupidity.excuse me? Picked up for what? Just because he is making a mockery of himself? The govt has better and more important things to do, besides this is democracy, not "militocracy" ![]() |
[quote author=yemmy_ma]Well, i guess no one wants to work outside oil and gas anymore. God bless Nigeria[/quote]me just dey ask ooo, its not that i must work in chevron, i may want to travel, start my private practice, do my residency, or join politics |
Can a doctor work in a clinic or hospital, which may be owned by an oil company? How much can be their take-home pay? Just askin |
honeric01: You can't cook and you want to be a wife? who's going to cook for your kids when you become a mother?na d stupid husband go enter kitchen, while d useless wife go put her smelly feet ontop table dey watch "palloma" or "desperate housewives" MTSCHEEEEEEEW, NONSENSE, BuLl§h!t |
If a man dosent know how to cook, it dosent mean he should be ashamed. May be bad, but not shameful. This affected me while i was in uni, i couldnt even cook rice. If not for hostel mates, i would hav starved. Now i can make amala wit efo riro, garnished wit cow leg, pomo nd snail. It is necessary for a man to cook well, but, it is HIGHLY COMPULSORY for a woman to know how to cook very well... |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Did you say not for undergraduates? Please dude move to the family section. This section is for all[/quote]dont u kno ther r some undergraduates who cant even write their names, talkless of posting mature topics? I dont have any grudge against underGEES, at least we once passed thru the system, but posting topics that make me puke.... M sure OP is still in sec schl, is this section also meant for them? |
Ajibel: the op name wan resemble "laffter" wen pronouncedha ha, very funny, he ha ha ho, |
all this $h!t, makes me wanna poo poo #goes to toilet# |
@op let me tell u d bloody truth.. A disturbin cough that persists for three weeks, going to a month, with all forms of treatment but no response, must be looked on with high index of suspicion... Let me ask, hav u lost tremendous weight, do u sweat at night, do u also feel feverish, do u produce sputum i.e phlegm while coughing, are u allergic to anything e.g dust, pollen, etc.... If the answer to the questions are "yes", then go to a hospital for further evaluation.... |
Joe Mosco: In the first place, why shouldn't a lady know how to cook......stamped, seconded and sealed,,,, GBAM! End of discussion, moderators close thread please P.S: God bless u Joe Mosco |
Kenneth4u205: The bible said that our body is the temple of the holyspirit.hope am right?.so what happen's when a woman that is temple of the holyspirit fornicate with a man that is also temple of the holyspirit?.i.e holyspirit+holyspirit=holiest spirit.this is what really that is going on in the convent now.am talking about our catholic nuns in the convent.nuns are women that dedicate their entire life to God,hence the dont get married.they dedicate their body as the temple of the holyspirit.likewise, their male counterparts, known as monk,also remain unmarried.then come's the question of holy fornication between nuns and monk.they claim that fornicating with those in the world is a great sin before God.but fornication between nuns and monk is holy,since both are temple of the holyspirit.holy+holy=holiest.what do you think?.is there any thing like holy fornication?.by ifeduba kenneth ifeanyiplease, this section is for mature adults, not even for undergraduates. Some of us are even married here. Start a better thread next time. |
A very funny but old joke.... |
[quote author=edogram.]I use to think fat people got starch makes.[/quote]he even said "starch makes", what does starch make? This is just a reflection of the dilapidated state of the education sector in this our very own fatherland |
oluphemmie007: bros,get your facts right o...na who tok am say LASG no pay am for 11 months? na which house officer tell you say na 120k im dey take home?good, then educate us nah, why did they go on strike, how much does the govt pay compared to the federal ones!?! |
Kimmo: What's wrong with our mentality?! Please. Men and women have specific roles assigned to them. One of the women's roles is to BE the woman in that marriage. That includes cooking. It is NOT slavery. There's a thin line between independent woman and bitter divorcee. Why do u think there's such a high divorce rate in ur wonderful western world with the wise mentality?! Because, for the sake of balance, there has to be a MAN and a WOMAN. Evn gay couples hav their masculine/feminine version.babe, u r toooooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuccchhhhhhh!!!!!!!! In fact, u r da booooooommmbbb!!!! |
yinkaGreen: Lol, m a lady...sorry i called u bros ![]() u r d only lady i c that is on point here, bless u too ![]() |
hrhobi1: MY QUESTIONS IS , ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE WHO CANT COOKof course! I remember while i was still in med skuul, i had housemates, they couldnt cook indomie. When they tried, half got burnt while the rest still remained uncooked. I also had a friend who boiled water for eba, but told her boyfriend to make it for her, and he did! One lady also asked me to teach her how to make custard, cos she cant cook rice..... The list is endless |
hrhobi1: MY QUESTIONS IS , ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE WHO CANT COOK |
yinkaGreen: Here I am again, in another Nigerian-mentalitied (pardon grammar) opinioned thread. Lol.very true bros, women are now joint breadwinners due to the economic recession nd all that crap. But does that mean they must get a house girl to cook for them all the days of their lives? Even on weekends? Come on man, we r african. Dont let these white dudes ruin our culture. Me nd my wife work in a hospital, u know how busy that can be, the night shift nd co... But my wife still makes sure she cooks breakfast, lunch nd dinner, nd she is not a robot..... FIGURE HOW SHE DOES IT!! |
kandiikane: You know what I find ironic? The way men dey go "tufiakua, God forbid" when in all honesty if they meet fine girl and dey get to know each other abit, the "can you cook" question will probably pop up. You damn right know say you nor go take phone hang up if you get "no" for an answer.bros no b fight nah, go nd marry a woman that will serve u biscuit and tasty time in the mornin, garri nd peanuts in the afternoon, and bread and butter for dinner. No need to abuse us here, sample ur opinion and go..... UNDERSTAND!!! |
johnstar: Nonsense upon nonsensewho's this? Please this is for adults only, not children |
Dat boy is a spoilt brat, how can he call his mom a b.i.t.c.h...... D joke try sha |
fellis: How can eating outside end anyone's marriage?if a husband eats at a lady friend's place, no strings attached, and finds out that she can cook well compared to his wife, wont the man go chopping in that lady's house, then one night together, then weekend together, then..... |
Tallest9: evn if na AGBANI..those sayin u wil teach her,what d heck was she doin while growin up dat she didnt learn 4rm her mumsi?..slimyem i jst hpe u dnt live wat u say cos I JST WONDERu get mouth jare.... What didnt the lady learn 4rm her mumsi, she is an african woman 4 cryin out loud, she is not oyinbo.... I can marry a villager, very ugly, but can pound yam all alone and cook delicious egusi soup, even some educated women will neva allow their husbands to eat outside, cos that may end their marriage.... |
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