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Health › Re: Marian Adejokun Suffers Allergic Eyedrop Reaction (Graphic Photos) by Lagusta(m): 6:38pm On Mar 16, 2016
Jacko1:
Jesu Christi Jehovah nissi.... Wat kind of evil eye drop os this.... Dey shld sue the company.... This is so sad. Ahhh God.... If i was in her shoes il make ma peace and beg doctors n family to end my suffering.
Nothing to Sue here
Autos › Re: Used Aircraft For Sale by Lagusta(m): 12:57am On Mar 15, 2016
Emekasmart:
You people shuld leave the guy to sell his aeroplane na,why derailing the thread wen u know u can't buy the plane.. Huh?
If u get the money buy am nh
Autos › Re: Used Aircraft For Sale by Lagusta(m): 12:08am On Mar 15, 2016
Wooow, what a nice offer....

Plss I have 20thousand kobo, I'm coming with my mechanic, Rewire, panel beater, VIO, LASTMA, FRSC, OP MESA, SARS and even the general public to inspect the jet so that I can pick it up...

Thanks and wishing u pleasant nightmares.....
Car Talk › Re: What These Three Vehicles Say About Who Drives Them! by Lagusta(m): 12:01am On Mar 15, 2016
To me ooo, the Siena is your best bet....
Education › Re: When You Get Corrected Copy Of Your Project From Your Supervisor by Lagusta(m): 8:46pm On Mar 14, 2016
That "why are you lying" part got me rolling on the floor.... grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Is This Military Training? Nigerian Airforce Officials Maltreat Female Recruit by Lagusta(m): 3:13pm On Mar 14, 2016
I am not surprised, this is the military, this is what she signed for.....

But I doubt if this is the NDA, maybe she is a rank and file recruit.....

But all the same, military training isn't like the boy scout/girls guide training you have in primary school....

A soldier has to be brave, disciplined, hardened to withstand any amount of pressure put on him (note that I used him only, cos whether you are female or male, you are a man, so the issue of quarters is out of it, I'm sure females and males take their baths together)

So please leave him be.....
Celebrities › Re: Is This Military Training? Nigerian Airforce Officials Maltreat Female Recruit by Lagusta(m): 3:13pm On Mar 14, 2016
I am not surprised, this is the military, this is what she signed for.....

But I doubt if this is the NDA, maybe she is a rank and file recruit.....

But all the same, military training isn't like the boy scout/girls guide training you have in primary school....

A soldier has to be brave, disciplined, hardened to withstand any amount of pressure put on him (note that I used him only, cos whether you are female or male, you are a man, so the issue of quarters is out of it, I'm sure females and males take their baths together)

So please leave her be.....
Phones › Re: What Is Your NTEL Number? by Lagusta(m): 12:32am On Mar 14, 2016
08044322401 similar to my mtn 07033422401
Phones › Re: NTEL Number Reservation Available Here. by Lagusta(m): 5:26pm On Mar 12, 2016
Okay.....
Phones › Re: Which Data Subscription Are You Using To Browse? by Lagusta(m): 3:18pm On Mar 11, 2016
PrinzeTokz:
Airtel #100 unlimited data for a month,
just recharge with #100 and dial *948# send....lobatan
But I thought that was the WhatsApp bundle nah
Phones › Re: Which Data Subscription Are You Using To Browse? by Lagusta(m): 3:09pm On Mar 11, 2016
winningwinner:
I use Airtel unlimited: 9GB @ N3500 valid for 60 days.
What's the code....
Politics › Re: Lagos Police PRO, Dolapo Badmos, Stuns In New Photos by Lagusta(m): 7:28pm On Mar 10, 2016
1stCitizen:
She is not as fine as her predecessor
whether Na this one or the other one, both of them are FÚCKÀBLE!!!!!
Education › Re: Opinion: 4 Public Universities With The Fastest Academic Calendars In Nigeria by Lagusta(m): 9:55pm On Mar 09, 2016
foreveryours:
So u gradated from Unilorin
What year
2014.... smiley
Celebrities › Re: Koyo Bala Dies Of Cancer Of The Anus by Lagusta(m): 3:06pm On Mar 08, 2016
joseph1832:
Cancer of the anus ke huh shocked shocked shocked oh boy different kind of cancer dey dis life oh!.

So the H.I.V didn't even finish him, its the cancer of the Anus that finished him! shocked

O ma se o...

Em, but how e take de sh1t huh
That cancer of the anus is one of the AIDS- defining complications, so one way or the other, it's a part of HIV/AIDS....

How e take dey shithuh The surgeons would have done a colonostomy for him, where they would resect part of the sigmoid colon and create a hole on the tummy where shit go dey commot....
Car Talk › Re: Who Taught You How To Drive? by Lagusta(m): 11:09am On Mar 08, 2016
My driving experience......

The first person that taught me how to drive was a close friend of mine, that was when I finished secondary school 2004, it was a 1990 BMW 318....

I started learning the basics there, then continued when I got to the university with a friend's car, a golf2.... But when I burned his clutch, my hopes for driving was a bit dashed, with our friendship too...

But when I got to 500L, I got a car, a Peugeot 405 GRII... And perfected my driving skills with it, even if that car gave me horrors, before I sold it for scrap and got a Mazda 626 GLX, and finally a Honda halla....

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my boring story of how two friends and my big head taught me how to drive.....

Hit like if this epistle was boring to you....
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 9:43pm On Mar 07, 2016
ApcSucks:
Where you alive then?
Google meehn, or Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia....

Read and learn....
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 6:48pm On Mar 07, 2016
ApcSucks:
We don't encourage extremism and forceful conversion...
Did u just say thathuh

When the white men carried your forefathers away and made them believe Jesus was white and devil was black, what do we call thathuh

Or the crusaders led by Charlemagne that killed and pillaged families all in the name of the Crosshuh

Or the killing of those who held on to their old religion during the great purge in the 15-17th century, in Europehuh

Bro, go and read
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 6:41pm On Mar 07, 2016
SamConquer:
Fixed.
And I thought I could argue with you constructively....

Anyway, I thank God that I didn't abuse your father as a Muslim, because the next thing would be "Islam teaches people to abuse other peeps' father's and mothers"

My work is done here.... Good luck worshipping a god that was nailed to a cross....

May the REAL GOD have mercy on your soul ....
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 5:33pm On Mar 07, 2016
SamConquer:
Bible got burnt? At least we never claimed that it was a "miracle" that was given by an "Angel" to someone who felt asleep or rather was under illusion...

Secondly, you need just to go to Church and see the wonders of the name
e JESUS.

and thirdly you asking whether the name Jesus is the real name?I thought you wiser than this.
Let me leave you with this.....When someone say "Adios" and "Goodbye " what is the difference huh?Good.... so also there exist no difference between JESUS and YESHUA....Come on!!!!this is simple common sense,i am not suppose to give you lecture on this na.
U still don't realize that the Bible, Quran, etc that burns is just paper....

Paper can be burned, but can u burn the Quran that has been memorized, word for word, by millions of Muslims all around the worldhuh

Secondly, habaa, u mean I should go to church to watch miracleshuh SamConquer u really said that?? Come on you are better than that....

And third, let me call u idiot instead of Sam....

Imagine, Mary named her son YESHUA, Romans called him IESUS, which the whites that enslaved blacks called him Jesus, and you are happy about ithuh

Now you are telling me common sense..... I dey laaff for here...

Anyway, just Google the commonest name in the world....
Car Talk › Re: Golf3 Saloon Help by Lagusta(m): 3:52pm On Mar 07, 2016
Siena:
[color=Blue]I don't understand.

Did you replace the 2.0 16V fuel-injected engine with a 1.8 8V carburetor version, in a bid to reduce fuel consumption?[/color]
Oga Na wetin he do be DAT ooo.....
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 3:46pm On Mar 07, 2016
damocool:
Of course, his name is well known to many as a man once lived while to some he's till alive... Only him (Jesus) is the way, truth and the life... If anyone claims to reach the father (God) through other means apart from him, knowest him not.. Believe the gospel and be converted bro, the end is near. Jesus loves and cares for you bro...
I can't believe in the gospel because....

"They all forsook him and fled" mark 14:50

Why must you reach God through a means, why are u handicapping the almighty Godhuh

Whyhuh

Please stop it, it's not good....
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 3:26pm On Mar 07, 2016
SamConquer:
Young man the crucifixion of Jesus was to fulfill the prophecy that has been made by great prophets such as Prophet Isaiah...hope you are informed now


And for the records,at the mention of the name Jesus, miracles have happened,evils shivers. unlike your Quaran that you people said is a "miracle" yet American soldiers burnt hundreds and nothing happen even the leaf of tree did not shake.
Loooolz, you are funny....

So because Americans were burning "Quran" u say leaf no shake....

First off, not all books written in Arabic is the same as the Quran...

Secondly, Bibles have also been burned, and water no boil.....

Thirdly, u say the name Jesus is mentioned and evil shakehuh Chaaai, which movie is that, I wanna watch it....

Anyway, that word JESUS, was that really his namehuh?
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 3:16pm On Mar 07, 2016
damocool:
He's a man to you because you don't know him.. He's my redeemer, I only have access to God through him.. He's the only reason i keep obtaining mercy from God and because of him you're been given more time till now to trace your way back to God, believing the gospel and be converted. The time is so limited now bro and I pray your eye open before the time runs out.
I know him more than u do bro.....

I know that someone as holy as he is can never be subjected to such torture just because our sins would be forgiven....

And I don't need any medium to communicate with God, God is not as handicapped as we are.....

However, I encourage you to trace your own steps, find the REAL purpose that all human beings are created and seek the true guidance....

And never allow the media to mislead you....

May the light and guidance of God be on you....
Politics › Re: Alcohol Consumers In Akwa-Ibom To Pay Taxes by Lagusta(m): 1:53pm On Mar 07, 2016
eDoc:
Russsia's case was from home brewed alcohol that was leading to death,because of lack of quality control and poisioning.
Abeg leave them let them continue to wallow in ignorance.
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 1:52pm On Mar 07, 2016
damocool:
That same something that was nailed to the cross got you living till this very moment of your life.. That thing never rescued himself because of you, he knew the way you would eventually tread, he knew you would abuse him and that's why he did nothing to buy you time to repent.. The night is just too close, don't let the time runs out off you, listen to what that fellow preached to you, pls..
Smh.....

So it's because of Jesus that's why I'm breathing....

Not even because of God again, now Jesushuh?

Habaaa

You have left God Almighty to worship a man.....

Where would that lead you
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 1:50pm On Mar 07, 2016
SamConquer:
Young man the crucifixion of Jesus was to fulfill the prophecy that has been made by great prophets such as Prophet Isaiah...hope you are informed now


And for the records,at the mention of the name Jesus, miracles have happened,evils shivers. unlike your Quaran that you people said is a "miracle" yet American soldiers burnt hundreds and nothing happen even the leaf of tree did not shake.
My good man.....

We Muslims hold Jesus Christ in high esteem.....

We believe he is still alive till today.....

We believe he is coming back

But we can never believe that as holy as he is, he was beaten and stripped and nailed to a cross....

Because of the sins of the peeps....

So make I dey sin dey go baa because one man died for the sins of generations of generationshuh?

Does that really make sense to youhuh
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 1:48pm On Mar 07, 2016
Itaarh:
Try get sense small nah, u mean he should Google how catholic and anglican bishops rape altar boys.can u just tell us what happen after, was it condemne or encourage?grow up!
Yes, they were really condemned....

Hahahahhahahah, abeg get some education, open your eyes, you need it
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 1:47pm On Mar 07, 2016
DonaTee:
Are u black? Are u stewpid? Really

U sound stupurous
No time to argue with you bae....
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 9:50am On Mar 07, 2016
DonaTee:
yes u r right. And u av selective amnesia to forget where such priest wrre dismissed or outrightly condemned for such actions.

Giv ur life to christ. He alone is d way, d truth n f life.

No Christian sees d truth n hide it. We speak it as it is. Christainity has no compromise sin is sin.
Get a bible n see for ur sef. Der is no deception or brainwashing.
TASTE N SEE DAT D LORD JESUS CHRIST IS GOOD. HE IS LORD OF ALL
Hahahahhahahah, they were condemned, really.....

And why should I give my life to something that was nailed to a cross and couldn't do anything about it....

And isn't that the same human sacrifice some African traditions practicehuh

Bro, I said Google how Catholic and Anglican bishops rape altar boys, I didn't say preach to me....

He is even preaching a Jesus that has been made white, and Satan made black....

Why are black people like this, blacks just love being stewpid!!!!
Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by Lagusta(m): 9:47am On Mar 07, 2016
2sexycom:
This is not what I am saying... I asked, so because they are doing it means I should rape your own son? Your conscience is pricking you already. Have a nice day. grin
You are not making any sense. ...

So because yunusa did I should also forcefully convert your daughter and marry her??

Have a nice day too....
Politics › Re: Alcohol Consumers In Akwa-Ibom To Pay Taxes by Lagusta(m): 9:38am On Mar 07, 2016
If Na northern state now we for don hear "Moslems are Islamizing alcohol"

Bloody Nigerian hypocrites!!!

I regret being a nigerian

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