₦airaland Forum

A BNSC graduate, no matter the institution, must serve in a hospital.....

A nurse can never be posted to a school to teach...

The worst is if she is posted to one of those health NGOs, daz all

Abeg make them go drink lassa garri.....

Siena:
[color=Blue]What is a clutch leather, and how EXACTLY is it fixed?[/color]

Looolz....

In Nigeria, the clutch leather, by kazeem vocabulary, is the clutch friction disc, and seriously, I don't know why it's called leather...

And don't worry, kazeems don't "fix" clutches, they replace them, albeit with Chinese ones tho....

Walexz02:
Oga lagusta abeg any info about serving in ondo state for intending corps members can we come join u

Ondo state teats only docs and other health workers well...

If you're posted to benin electricity distribution company: 25k

Private schools depend on your negotiation with them

State govt pays naaada...

Na so

Ymodulus:
Access is not a bank.

Bro how are you, long time....

Why u no like access nah....

TCD:
chairman I hail you oo.. how body. . hope service dey treat you well.

Bro Futa is treating us well ooo, Ondo state is treating dcs well generally....

Hope you are good too

The man is ..........

Getting that line would be difficult, instead you can buy a GSM land phone, slot in the sim and it would serve the land line purpose....

babs01:
Only d babes?

Anything u enjoy

I'm a Honda fan, but if you prefer fuel efficiency and a bland car that would just carry u from home to work, then go for Toyota....

But to me, that Honda looks more appealing than that corolla.....

babs01:
Y no?

That place is too boring.....

And their food is terribly, horribly and horrendously expensive.......

Well, their babes try small.....

Futa clinic, yes.....

Akure and its environs... CAPITAL NO!!!!!

Ask Gazzuzz, he would tell you....

I'm thinking of all the ultra-HD movies I could save on the drives......

Seriously, if u see a buyer that is offering 400-450k, grab your copy and be glad you did.....

muheewa:
Mercedes Very Nice car nd Rugged...........Brake nd sTeering Works very good.......[b][size=16pt]Unlike. Honda products....Brake. Nd Steering can fail at anytime[/size][/b]

Do me a favour please.... GERRAURRAHERRREE!!!!!

Wooow, congrats ayobase..... Happy for you

raayah:
She obviously doesn't give a damn..

Me personally, I think she has nice boobs and nothing wrong with stretch marks on breasts. It's very very natural.

You're very beautiful with a gorgeous body.....

dominique:
Must you one upgrade? I've been reading about unpleasant experiences people got when they upgraded to marshmallow.

In fact I should have just left my phone as a lollipop ooo, I no know wetin I dey find for Marsh mellow abi wetin them dey call am sef

2 3 5 8....

Code45:
Should we say the problem is from infinix?

I ain't an infinix user though.

I think the problem is from android one.....

The most annoying part was my deleted contacts.....

Imagine my gf calling me and I'm like "abeg who be did" and she be like "when you deleted my number abi, you don't love me abi, its OVER!!!"

And babes are getting scarce nowadays.....

Click on "restart and install" that you see there....

Na wa ooo.....

Waiting for the princess come-back....

Then we would have a remix of the Olamide/don jazzy saga....

This world can never be my home before.....

Donariok:
Koran chapter 10 vs 94 says
''if u have any doubt in this book i have given u, go and read d bible or ask those who read d bible. (meaning muslims should b christains) the Koran says Allah created the world through the word. (same Koran says Jesus is the word of God)
Koran mentioned d name of Jesus 25times while mohammed name was just mentioned 4times. The only woman name written in the Koran is 'mariam' (the mother of jesus) even d chapter 3 of d Koran is named after her. D Koran agreed she went to heaven with her physical body. Meaning the assumption s written in d Koran. Koran said Jesus s still alive while it stated dat mohammed s dead. Koran said Jesus can give life.
So tell me why these muslims dont wanno accept the truth and follow christ?

Oh shut up!!!

The Quran also mentioned Moses' name over 40times, does it mean we have to worship Moses

And where in the Quran did it state that Mariam went to heaven in her physical state??

And yes, Jesus gave life by the permission of Allah, just the same way rasuulullah did by the permission of Allah!!!

So what exactly are you saying?

After blocking the drainages we come out and yell "apc is working" in a stupidly sacarstic way.....

Nigerians when would you all receive sense??

I know say e no go pass Toto....

Maybe he saw his best friend slamming his wife....

Those hoes ain't loyal meeeehn....

1987 Mazda 626 GLX while I was a medical student.....

ARABICAN:
Thanks bosses for your indirect advice, well, their points of removing it is that the weather temperature abroad is far far cooler than Naija own, and the thermostat delay the fan from starting up on time, this I noticed, the fan of my car may not start rolling for long period, and they (mechanic) said it may cause overheating over period of time.

Chai! No one is congratulating me for starting the New Year with a New Ride ...

Why are Nigerian mechanics so ignorant like this.....

So places like Florida, Arizona, Texas, which are all in the USA experience winter abi

The dudes there remove their thermostats abi??

In fact I'm sick and tired of this issue.....