₦airaland Forum

zaragal:
Just passing by..

Kai! stop there! where is ur particular and walker license?

PAINGAIN:
Why can't buhari go to d military or any of those foreign schools he attended and get his certificates? Buhari u've lost my vote already, pls don't also lose d respect I have for u bcus of this certificate saga. I had to fly to nigeria from south africa in 2010 to get my certificate from my school in anambra bcus I wanted to apply for admission into d uni in joburg. I went to my school and got my certificate. Buhari we know american school said u were issued a diploma, d military said they have copies of ur certificates, and if applied for, u'll get d copies. I still don't know why u can't go to d military and get those copies or write ur american school to send u a copy of ur cert. I mean how hard can it be? People pls let's b realistic here, I am not supporting gej but buhari supporters(I used to b one) how difficult is it for buhari to go to abuja and get those copies and submit to inec?

My broda, i'm not soliciting for buhari or wateva, but want speak wat i feel is da truth.
dont let us be gullible about d certificate saga. d fact is dt d military do keep original certificates of its commissioning officers. dr is a tedious procedure to retrieve certificate frm d military, btw buhari has bn submittin affidavit since 2003 y cries now? broda it takes longer dan a week to get certificate institutions how much more d military.
vote anybody, make sure u vote and vote wisely.

dorlapoh20:
shift make i join u

mtcheww u no get motor? anyway climb fast make i join u observin 4.5 D

mhyra:
I'm Sorry op, but I think people like you should be arrested

Lmao... what for? By who?

Monicasque:
I wish nigeria cud wake up, like other countries out there. We have to say no to domestic violence. Watever the reason may b. Beating woman is not good @ all

Thirded

BokoHaramm:
Op needs to grow up and stop judging people based on their physical attributes.

for ya mind

MrCork:
...bro..u sound like one of those Nigeria idol reject..i swaar..when u chased them, they are angels...but when they reject u, they are short.

...bro I don't mean to sound rudes buut u need yor head re-examine by local witch doctor (no oofeinse)

eyah! it's just new me... i wish could give you your size.

AJ01:
No they are simply adorable...lez me just say due to their nature they feel intimidated and so they are defencesive at the sightless provocation... Sooo cute

God bless...ya brain ll not cease to functioning.

Veralaw:
[color=#440000]Calling someone "short" is in itself demeaning.[/color]

No insult to whatever height one has, it's nobody's fault. Its either you are tall/ relatively tall or short/relatively short.

I would not say if it is African/Nigerian mentality, many believed that short ladies are characteristically wicked. I also knew from my direct and indirect experiences that many short ladies are more wicked than the tall folks especially in relationship and marriage. Though wickedness varies according to personal term and situation; lots are known to be pretenders, stingy, hyper-jealous, over-protective, over- sensitive etc.

The above did not nullify the fact that there are angels-on-earth among the short ladies, so do not crucify me for hasty generalization.

Kindly use the experiential knowledge of the short ladies you know to support or counter this notion.

hannesy:
*spread mat*

Abegi make i join u dr....ehn ehn sipping my otapiapia blended with hennessy and roasted lion mean. Hannesy join me pls

Yes, it's very ok. But it's not very ok to grant the demand(s).

Forwhy they are not just here.

Listen to me,
Open you heart,
Value my words,
Express your feeling.
(d above as d address)

I missed those days...Chaai! May God forgive me and my pen.

badoolee:
Fried plantain with bread and goatmeat
Den cold lacasera
Den you can go ahead

Chaiii! That is what they called FOODRACEPTIVES.

@Op why was u asks that questions enh?

Honestly, I do not consider English Language as the almighty determinant of intelligence, but I cant stuff with lady of incorrigible command. if she can murder her ego & ready to learn, then she is welcome.

she should consult a fartiologist.




all she needed do is constant detoxication of her system and to stay away from eating junks. buy her bottles of body cleanser like swiss bitters, try it bro.
btw is it odourless?

Since i opened this thread, i don laff in 123 languages. mi kassin fun hia jawe.

Dargreen:
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Thnk u bro ma tab is rooted through iroot. please do
help on where to download 4.2 jelly bean os for
vodafone smart tab 7 for os upgrade. system update
isnt working. Thank you once again.

laidian:
tnx boss, ama try it.

Thnk u bro ma tab is rooted through iroot. please do help on where to download 4.2 jelly bean os for vodafone smart tab 7 for os upgrade. system update isnt working. Thank you once again.

REAL NAME:
Ad OL Ta
NICKNAME:
Laidian

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND:
India University of Wizardry 2001-1998
African Voodoo Institute 1999-2003
Feyingbole Community Grammar School College 1999-2005
Confraternity Primary School 1993-1999

HOBBIES:
Collecting teeth from live lions, catching bullets bare
hands, jogging up and down mountain everest.

MY RECORD:
Fought with a dinosaur & broke its neck, skinned a
crocodile alive, held my breathe underwater for
60min,.... Etc

GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS:
Went to heaven to charge my
phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st male to land on the sun.

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.

EMBARASSING MOMENT:
Couldn't kill 100 bears with
a single punch though 99 died
instantly & the last one is now an incapacitated.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me & secondly,
when i roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
I really don't like showing off.

Dargreen:
if you have a system. download iroot n folow d steps given

tnx boss, ama try it.

ireneony:
I like when they cry if they want to release

Chaii! Ireneony hw many re we? god don cas u 2day all d lies u re sharin since

i knw u lyk it bae bt y telln ppl wen nd hw i cried?

iceberylin:
Ur friend is a kid

If age counts...honestly he is not. baba i understand he loves this lady and cares bout his child future.

Datsleekdude:
Nothing. I can't hit a woman

Good...but wat if u caught her in da act

thank u all for ur useful comments. i also advised ma guy wit d holiest truth to let her go nd even reffered hm here NL.

Now dt he told her to disappear not even leave, she has bn cryn nd beggn profusely dt she neva meant her words. what a drama!

jaybee3:
Why is it your problem though?

Its ma prob cos its affectin ma frnd.

Not considering any type of temperament, i know some people are cautious and respectful enough not to raise hand on their partner while some are super fast to drum any erring guy/girl's face.

what would your gf/bf do to earn a clean or dirty slap?

Luedave:
u mustta goten an A in gns course in da university rite

No! She picked the words here on NL...

Lukn fo trabul doo... vickyb abegi i no wan any giramar o.

Luedave:
u mustta goten an A in gns course in da university rite

No! She picked the words here on NL...

Lukn fo trabul doo... vickyb abegi i no wan any giramar o.

@OP u sure say na ur gf drew those tnz? if yes gimme her number for more collections.

my frnd baby mama wants to leave hm, she is askn hm to let her go; she even told hm d guy she sold her hrt to. honestl my guy is cryn cos he stil luvs her.
lyk seriousl i dnt hw advice hm cos d tn dey surpris me too as i type.

pls wat shud he do?