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lol

before i start mentioning names, op na waun pikshor dey hia na.

Okada man abeg dont drop me here, i no knw say na Koro dey talk.

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Khalessi:
My Mom broke up with this guy...

You seriously need to sue mom.

The fear of extradition is the begining of eulogy.

If you call that old boy youngest corper, then what will you call this?

alrice!

Expected!

As if APC is expecting you.

tit:
buhari is a disgrace

Just like you.

I sincerely doubt the credibility of this news. however, the possibility is very high like fayose.

Op, u ve to xplain or else me 14

mista metuh, pls finish reading dos books: 'how to become an opposition and rules of oppossition' before u start d biz.

henchamb:
Op na u kill abdulsalami abubakar its 8 not 7

alrice

Ok

unstableaswater:
U need to learn to talk without igbo from ya ewadu mouth. I no go tell u again. Did igbo ask for position, abi u dey mad?

OMG! u re too wise to type this poo! Grow up man.

bokohalal:
I agree that the Igbos blew it but no better chance than now to look for defectors from the PDP to APC. I trust Tinubu , Buhari and Oyegun to differ from your view.

To look for defectors? You nearly cracked my ribs. Yoruba nation also suffered that in GEJ's administration, nothing new if igbo people tastes the product of their hatred. I dont support marginalisation of any form but our political calculations must alway be projected beyond line.

Op, i'm sure you must have called GMB illiterate!

Haba! dont you people have human feeling in that your Kano? This is what we called Kai Jonathan!

Very yepalicious surprise! Oh my gun! Sunmonu=Synord u con table my matter for Nairaland abi? no wahala

seriously, a man's food is another man poison. thats where your friend derives joy, your help might be hurtful.

crying!

simplemach:
I think I can

Then say it. #alagbari

Afenifebi or whatever should shut that their thing called mouth!

Almighty God will take absolute control of Nigeria, and, the post election days will be blood free.

Arewa
Ndigbo
Afenifere
Bunch of thieves...

wakacome:
I want to believe this will not turn into a joke because The joke go dry pass garri...


Am entitled to my opinion,if I feel the joke is dry I see no reason why I should pretend....you don't have to get offensive and insult me just because someone is not laughing at a stale joke...don't be surprised some people here will shout "lwkmd","lol","lmao" and so on meanwhile the expression on their faces is what you see below....

Oh no! i do not insult people bro...

wakacome:
I want to believe this will not turn into a joke because The joke go dry pass garri...

Not meant for dry heart though...

kendrick9:
why are u stealing my joke?...

stole your joke?

Beesluv:
Good job

bigger u

...called MTN's customer care number, a lady
picked, and we had this conversation.
Lady: hello, good afternoon, thanks for calling MTN
customer care service, my name is Favor,
what's your name and where are u calling
from??
Me: hello, good evening, my name is
Blake Edward, and i'm calling from Akwa Ibom
state.
Lady: how may i help you, Mr Blake??
Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry..
Lady: is that why you called this customer care
service??
Me: yes, and i think I'm already in love with
you...you know you have a very nice voice....
Lady: hellooo, pls, we only attend to issues
about your MTN line, owkay...
Me: yes o...This is an issue about my MTN line
too...because i spend much credit calling so
many girls asking them about marriage....
Lady: pls, i would have to put an end to this
call...
Me: baby don't talk like that now...i promise to
make you happy...you would be happy with
me...can I have your number please??
Lady: (raises her voice) come, mr man, i think
something is wrong with you....
Me: (cutting in)...hey, hold it there...i hope you
can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call
and hear rubbish?? From today, warn yourself
and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those
nonsense messages you guys disturb my
phone with daily...

SeverusSnape:
simple: An illiterate can't debate.
Even in his wildest dreams, He can't debate even patience Jonathan.

And you were alive in 2011 when he debated right? He was the most articulate among the debaters in the event where Gej run away.

#teamnoparty