cruzita:
the bridesmaid rock because their photo looks sharp coupled with the pink colour but the men rock in their own way too but their material looks dull

See analyshish

To who?! Its a lie, I haven't seen any alert.

Bishops10:
This evening, while I was drinking garri, a small
rat at the corner of my room was looking
at me and shaking it's head.
Please what does it mean?
Am confused

Lassa fever alert

godfirstawe:


It means your family house will be taken over by EFCC and you take your resident in kuje

This is wiketness...

Haaa gbese ree, e go soon happen!

God don't catch jamb today, they say I got this question wrong last year. Na today I go know the answer.

Climbing glo mast with my binoculars to viewing answers

This thread not for sinners, I gotta run.

Yea

Don't know may be na only my nose they smell decampment.

timotiks:

Speak wisely my friend. Insults to the elderly is what led the proverbial cat into the den of unfriendly dogs. RESPECT FOR THE ELDERLY PAYS... Learn it

Respect is reciprocal my friend, an elder who did not respect my yesterday, today and tomorrow can not earn respect by magic. Beside, i have not disrespected anybody. "If confirmed..." don't forget to read that. Thanks

Waoh! What a fantastic words coming out from a good senator. Senator Kashamu should not forget to support anti- drug war.

That won't be a problem if confirmed, those bling bling would be sold to refund our money.

QueenValerie:
Ding Ding Ding,we have a winner.This Op,but he can chose how to propose, he doesn't necessarily need to get down on one knee.He just needs to make sure he asks/makes it known they are gon marry now.

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You hit the jackpot today Op two good answers one after another.

Lol

So I got into an argument with a friend the other day about if its necessary for a Guy to formally propose to his lady. He thinks its not. That when you are courting a lady, and you two are already making plans for the future together, and having marriage talks, there is no need for the dramatic get down on one knee and say WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Guys do you agree with this?

Ladies won't you mind?

Yes, you did the very right thing, as long as you will lick his shoes to get money from him.

That's romansick. The lady would have love it done by pedicurist if money dey.

myfantasies:
Send it through DHL

Alrice, pm your address. Oh sorry the thing no dey work.

Make sua you send me ya address, I'm eager to send it.

myfantasies:
Hmmmmm

I will love to try dis

Now all i need is a shirt

My shirt is available.

Indicating your gender could spill better suggestions.

cally3D:
Unfortunately dis crap will make FP! watch n see

They will move it to the FP for the boobs-seeing fellas

Adegboruwa seeking relevancy since 19bc

Tell your children to leave your enemy's land.

This isn't selling Oga try harder.

Fashmad.

Those things though...

robinicule:
69

Coughs

Ehen ehn, Malam Yuguda now a prayer warrior?! I'm afraid somebody is seeing another invititation soon.

Luukasz:
I can see your brain is diseased N1.4B to purchase Tom Tom and Choco Milo who does that only a spend thrift

My good looking brother, throwing this jab at me simply because you can't comprehend simple satire is outrageous. Please, do re-read comments before commenting.

Barely five days to the rescheduled governorship election in Southern Ijaw Local Government Area of Bayelsa State, a Supervisory Presiding Officer, SPO, with the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Francis Asmakia Ted, has accused the Resident Electoral Commissioner, REC, of the State, Baritor Kpagih, of collecting N200m bribe from Governor Seriake Dickson.

Ted, in an affidavit deposed to at the Federal High Court to support a petition to the INEC Chairman, Professor Mahmood Yakubu, alleged that the state Governor offered the REC a bribe of N1 billion to sway the December 5 polls in his favour, adding that the N200 million cash bribe was the initial payment as the rest will be paid at the end of the poll.

In the petition to the INEC chairman dated December 22, 2015, Ted pointed out that in a recent newspaper publication, Kpagih himself confessed in an interview that he was offered money to rig the election in favour of a particular candidate.

Ted said, “I wish to state that the candidate in question is Hon. Seriake Dickson, the incumbent governor of Bayelsa State. Contrary to The Guardian publication, Kpaigh collected money from Governor Dickson.”

In the affidavit, Ted revealed that he had been a close friend of Kpagih, who personally recruited and appointed him for the INEC job “with a firm and specific instruction to report directly to him with a mandate to gather all relevant information and raise intelligence reports across the state to assist him in his duties, which I carried our diligently,” he said.

He added, “I got close to Mr. Baritor Kpagih, the Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC), INEC, Bayelsa State, and sequel to the close interaction and personal relationship that ensued between us; I am very conversant with the facts deposed herein.”

“That based on my vast knowledge of the operation of the electoral commission in the three senatorial districts of the state, the said Mr. Baritor Kpagih, Bayelsa State Residential Electoral Commissioner, INEC, also frequently sought advice from me on issues regarding the operations of the electoral commission in Bayelsa State even before I was appointed as an SPO in the recent governorship election in Bayelsa State.

“That Mr. Baritor Kpagih informed me in his office and I verily believe him as follows:

“That he was summoned by the Governor of Bayelsa State, Hon Seriake Dickson, to the Government House, Creek Haven, Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, for a meeting which he attended.

“That the agenda for the said meeting was strictly on areas of possible assistance INEC can render through the office of the Resident Electoral Commissioner to Governor Seriake Dickson to emerge victorious and be re-elected in the forthcoming governorship election in Bayelsa State.

“That one Barrister Talford Ongolo who according to him is the Chief of Staff to Governor Seriake Dickson was also present at the said meeting.

“That he told the Bayelsa State Governor, Hon. Seriake Dickson, in the course of that meeting that due to the nature of his request and its possible implications, he (The Resident Electoral Commissioner), is ready to work in that direction towards his victory and would also go back to the commission and consult with his close confidant on the best way that can be achieved and revert back to the governor later.

“That Governor Seriake Dickson offered him a total sum of One Billion Naira (N1 Billion) for him and his men to facilitate the governor’s victory at the polls for which a whooping sum of N200,000,000.00 only, shall be released cash in the first instance as advance for performing the role.”

He further noted that when he was informed of the outcome of the said meeting and his favourable disposition towards carrying out the “electoral fraud” aimed at ensuring victory for Dickson, he took steps to ensure that he dropped the idea of going on with the said process as same was not in line with the lofty ideals of INEC as an electoral umpire in recent years.

Ted added: “Surprisingly, very late at night on Saturday December 5, 2015 at the INEC office, Yenagoa, I overheard Mr. Baritor Kpagih instructing two men who are not staff of INEC to drive their vehicle and follow the governor’s representative in one other tinted vehicle to a comfortable zone where they can transfer funds meant for him into that vehicle.

“That I became curious and went out of the office and saw the two men enter a Toyota Camry, 2007 model car and drove behind a tinted black jeep; not quite ten minutes thereafter, I suddenly saw the Toyota Camry car with the two men inside return to the office.

“That I saw the two men transferring three bags (Ghana must go bags) which I know where loaded with money into Mr. Baritor Kpagih’s car and went straight to his office.

“That Mr. Baritor Kpagih came out of his office and walked towards his car; I followed him immediately at close range and watched the whole scenario and when I saw him open his car boot, I surfaced and saw them counting the money with the Resident Electoral Commissioner confirming the money to be N200,000,00.

“That I know for a fact from his statement that it was Governor Seriake Dickson that brought the said N200 million as part payment of their earlier conceived plan to fraudulently manipulate the electoral process to ensure the re-election bid of Governor Seriake Dickson.”

www.dailypost.ng/2016/01/04/bayelsa-election-inec-official-accuses-governor-dickson-of-bribing-rec-with-n200m/

Buhari should just leave PDP members alone, what is wrong if they used N1.4b to buy Tom Tom and Chocomilo for Nigerians that attended campaigns. Stop intimidating the yam eaters!

I cross lege awaitin anoda press statement frm those that brought our economy to her kneels.

Elparaiso:
I can assure you...
This Christmas would be MERRY
Drink and be merry.


Merry Xmas to you all.
Someone's chicken is at my backyard.

Thank you Bro I have been looking for that chicken, kindly untie it.

Mskrisx:
Hmmm




Ffffffff. Tiiiiiiiii. Ceeee.



Quote Me and no Xmas rice for you

Ayam not interested in roasted rice already

Demmocrats:
Op pictures and links pls

The link is there.