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You mean those are the rulers of Nigeria?

No wonder Nigeria is running backwards while other countries are passing relay sticks running forward.

Okay. Do you really think these men are in charge or just love been hailed every day and a Mouth Action once in a while.

Fellow Nigerian citizens,

On behalf of the patriotic and well-meaning peoples of the Middle Belt and the southern parts of this country, I , Major Gideon orka, wish to happily inform you of the successful ousting of the dictatorial, corrupt, drug baronish, evil man, deceitful, homo-sexually-centered, prodigalistic, un-patriotic administration of General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida. We have equally commenced their trials for unabated corruption, mismanagement of national economy, the murders of Dele Giwa, Major-General Mamman Vasta, with other officers as there was no attempted coup but mere intentions that were yet to materialize and other human rights violations. The National Guard already in its formative stage is disbanded with immediate effect. Decrees Number 2 and 46 are hereby abrogated. We wish to emphasis that this is not just another coup but a well conceived, planned and executed revolution for the marginalized, oppressed and enslaved peoples of the Middle Belt and the south with a view to freeing ourselves and children yet unborn from eternal slavery and colonization by a clique of this country.

https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=Orka+coup+announcement&search=Search

After reading Orka reasons for a coup, mainly corruption; are you now surprised that some of your leaders are closet homosexuals?

As if Nigeria do not have enough problems.

Defend them if dem born you well. Na Sharia we go go

I am surprised at the argument between Christians and Muslims.

Christians call Muslims countries terrorists and Muslims call Christians countries homosexuals as if one is equal to the other or one prevents the other.

Christians forget that terrorists captured and converted them just like the Muslim terrorists captured Hausa.

Muslims forget that homosexuality is rampant in the Muslim North especially among the leaders. Some of you should go back and read the reasons for Orka coup d'etat that included homosexuality.

As Africans, once we clean up and refine our religions, converts will be coming from the rest of the world.

Those in the Americas still refuse to give up Sango and Ogun today while those at home run from indigenous religions.

Until you learn how to train doctors for Nigeria instead of other Western countries, you will continue to lose them.

Una nor dey hia wod.

How many Community Health Officers (physician assistants) have left?

Somebody say pay them as they do in the countries they run to.

What about Engineers with more brains?

Anyway, by the time we pay politicians and doctors western salaries or more, they will stop laundering money abroad or sending their families abroad for headache and to schools.

Pay them more jor, so that they can stay home while roadside mechanics like us catch breeze to eat.

laiperi:

I bet you have "Pagan" as you are taught, Christian and Muslims in your family. The only place we have so much religious tolerance in the world.

compton11
chai I don't really understand your way of English

Nor fes. Na night sukle I go

compton11:
well I am not christian or pagan.

I bet you have "Pagan" as you are taught, Christian and Muslims in your family. The only place we have so much religious tolerance in the world.

greymiles:
Igbos are way far ahead of yorubas from time

I have been hearing that for years, I did not believe it until I saw their sexy tribal marks from head to chin on both sides.

I finally realize how advanced they are with these gorgeous hairstyles.

Sexy tribal marks denied for years and gorgeous hairstyles now exposed make them the most advanced civilization anywhere.

Coronabirus,

How did you get here? Go find out the age of Ayesha when your prophet tia her toto.

The same with your Governor Yerima despite his Sharia State. Who is fooling who

So you get mouth on morality? Go and preach Bori to them in Saudi and let them cut off your head.

The worst calamity that ever befall Africa is the religion of Christian pigs and Muslim cowheads.

No more attention for you cow-brain.

compton11:
nigga what in the hell are u talking about?

Just read some of your posts. Stop using that word, you know better.

Moreover, you know very well what I am talking about. How many of the missionaries that used religion to capture you as slaves have you been able to convert to Sango, Amadioha, Bori worshipers?

compton11:
but u supposed to Worry about Christian majority countries that are approving LGBT and nudity instead let we Muslims worry about those leaders

We Muslims, we Christians, we HIndu, we Jews, we Hari Kristina.

Any of them you Papa or Mama religion or you are on religious Opium?

IJOBA11:
LIE ARE YOU TRYING TO AVOID MENTIONING BIN HARI

Before Bin Hari, there were calls to opt out of Nigeria, there was a Western Nigeria, there was Biafra and Niger Delta.

If you pin these on Bin Hari alone, you missed the boat.

BUHARI is just following the dream of Usman Dan Fodio. They have Hausa in their pockets already.

What scares the hell out of the nations in Nigeria is what is happening in Afghanistan right now.

What difference would it make if profits remain at home by cloning Bolt or Uber to something like Uder or Dolt in Lagos or Abuja?

There are clones of KFC, American or British University, Primary and Secondary schools.

Are they competing well in Lagos or Abuja?

It's surprising that those countries where Sharia are imposed including Northern Nigeria, prefer to train their families and receive medical care in Western democratic countries.

They hardly attend Arabic university or Sharia hospitals these days.

But in their countries, they insist on Sharia laws against women, adultery, stealing for the poor while they are the worst offenders.

Can you understand why Middle Belt and Southerners would do anything to escape the deadly hands of these terrorists taking over in Afghanistan

praiseneo:
You get mind o
Carry Two venomous serpent put for house the same day to live with forever

leave am, leave am nah. Ime eye go soon clear well well, you go hia.

What an accomplishment.

Government for the first time in history will no longer extort bribes from common man on the streets to fuel and for the maintenance of Police vehicles.

Buhari, stark admission. Buhari, see your life as you turn Nigeria into Paradise.

Another avenue for laundering money while people kotinu to suffer brutally.

Anyone can celebrate and relax so that you do not die working for hard earned money others would spend.

This is not the case in Nigeria. Looters, bandits, ritualists and kidnappers celebrate after laundering money from the Treasury in one form or another. While they suck blood out of the people that languish in abject poverty.

It took place in Jamaica that Nigeria used to pay their salaries.

Informed Jamaicans like the rest of Black world watch them and shake their heads in sorrow.

From the richest Black community to world's poorest. Every rich Nigerian laugh and celebrate while the world cry for them

No shame!

Poor Nigeria, a country of your warwar is worse than mine as the communities sink deeper into abject poverty.

No place to run to, no place to hide any longer.

Medical treatment and schools for politicians' shildren are next.

Fix your zoo and shiithole fillage.

To develop Lagos naow.

Amb1045:
Heading to Lagos to do what

I read this somewhere about how politics have overshadowed the Olympics.

Gold medalists included what they are good at and made it part of Olympics.

Well, let us forget the police, I mean politics, include corruption and watch Nigeria with many gold medals.

Nominate our captain

What do you expect from a country where Babangida was seen to be better than Abacha and Abacha better than Buhari.

Even this generation considers military, police and customs as the upper class by looted funds.

Even worse, they have loyal supporters within and outside their circle.

Just like Escobar and their gangs of bandits and kidnappers.

Poor Nigeria!

berrystunn:
Proof of the loot


Abroad they can't leave or come around where low class like you visit...

It is difficult sometimes whether to reply a free loader like children of looters or a used car salesman.

Go and find out the class of people that joined the Army, Police and Customs in those days or the type of families that would marry them.

Even respectable men that worked hard and paid the foreign school fees of their children abroad; find out what happened to those children during and after the War when foreign remittance was frozen.

When forex was finally relax to only 100 pounds, find out why Dr. Shodipo and FELA were jailed by these same money launderers.

Many on this forum know because they are better informed than a classless, unlettered looters from where you came from.

This is why it is so difficult deciding whether to reply an ignoramus. No more attention to you.

Honestly, these children of looters and money launderers have no shame.

But while in school or other places abroad, they hide from Nigerians for fear of being disgraced. Many bear other last names.

My Principal who went through the same punishment as an old student disgraced the Senior Prefect in the Assembly Hall with one question:

If you say punishment is traditional, did you like it when it was done to you?

One thing not allowed in boarding schools is physical beating. Even some of the punishment may be declared too harsh.

A junior boy would tell you - this is a school, you cannot beat.

You said it all.

They do not come once, they turn it into weekly or monthly pay.

Even in your own business, they play owner's connection to other employees lowering morale.

Best best, give them a lump sum or whatever you can afford to start a petty business and tell them not to come back.

If you see how some of them spend your hard earned money, you will cry.

Beancounter94:
Because in Nigeria, when you use your influence to get loans for family members, that loan won't get paid back. Attempts to get that money would be met with 'but we are family now?'

Because in Nigeria, when you get a job for a family member, that job won't be well done, because 'i am related to the big person, no one can touch me'

The concept of family in Nigeria is 'taking advantage of someone because that someone is related to me'. Better to help stangers than to help family.

P.S The job your firend may be going for,....she might not be qualified.

There is something wrong here.

It was one pastor that used his power to arrest Kemi Olulonyo.

Now FFK is using his power to punish the mother of his children.

I swear, police nor get better job for nijeriya than to take bribe to oppress and jail big men's opponents.

Nonsense!

What is the point of posting this?

To show Tinubu and Bihari can hide well well without being found and stoned?

Rulers that cannot face their people anywhere without boos

God please give us peaceful life o.

Allah, Nigerians are numbed to looting and laundering money. Nothing else is new except an opportunity for fresh face to loot.

God created a country to lead the world. It became unforced error scoring its own goal.

How do we explain that to coming generation

So, so sad.

This starts from individual families. A cancer destroying morality in communities

What about the gateman and the house girl that would tell oga about who is sweater between madam and house girl, if madam nor give dem a pay raise.

ukahrawah:
What a shame, only in Nigeria is an armed robber, bandit, kidnapper threatening to expose his accomplices.

Just wondering which Yoruba that made up most of those extradited to the U.S they are going to use.

Yoruba hardly raise objection when crooks are punished or extradited.

Oh, may be they would extradit Hushpuppy (already in U.S) with ABBA Kyari to prove what

victor: 2:17pm
Northerners are very smart people, they made an Igbo man to preside the this.
They don't want to make the issue of Abba Kyari a Northern affair since it concerned external force like Us, they have drag in the Igbos and soon they will rope in Yorubas.

To make an issue betwixt Nigeria and Us, which it would have been US Vs Northern Nigeria

PrinceOfLagos:
The US are not stupid