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Jokes EtcRe: Bunmioguns Finally Joins The Security Agency (caught On Camera) by Laitesmart(m): 10:48pm On Dec 15, 2014
Bunmioguns drops booque for vivly? #sighs... There is no cause for control. Everything is under alarm.
Music/RadioRe: Nigeria: Top 14 Songs Of 2014 by Laitesmart(m): 10:55pm On Dec 07, 2014
Where is Dadi showkey's ASALAMABEEZ!!!!
SportsRe: Nigeria Is Not A Serious Football Country - Keshi by Laitesmart(m): 11:29am On Oct 23, 2014
Haba... Dont tell us what we already know... Ikeja is just a formality.. Oshodi is actually the capital of lagos state...
If the country was a serious footballing country in the first place, would they have employed someone with no technical know-how like you?
Bros... Story for the gods... If the gods themselves dont knw about it yet
SportsRe: NFF.. And The Sacking Trend Continues.... by Laitesmart(op): 1:43pm On Oct 16, 2014
Chidexter:
copy cat, you copied my post from joke section. u even made d same mistake I made by incorrectly spelling shaibu. hahahha
lols... I cant just but laugh off the gargantuan level of your ignorance.... U copied something that i Akanbi Olaitan Comrade pasted on facebook and a sport page on the same facebook before transferring it here... And u have the guts to open ur mouth and call me a copy cat... I dont know what to say to u.... Check the pictures on both sites to ascertain the real fact... Bae!!!!!
SportsNFF.. And The Sacking Trend Continues.... by Laitesmart(op): 9:39am On Oct 16, 2014
A trend has just started in Nigeria football....
Sack Keshi... Appoint Amodu shuaibu...
Sack Amodu Shuaibu.... Appoint Samson Siasia....

Sack Siasia... Appoint Keshi... Sack Keshi Amodu.....

Why does NFF keep on appointing coaches they once sacked themselves?
Amodu Shuaibu has been appointed close to four times now... Na wa ooo
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Best Nigerian/nollywood Movie? by Laitesmart(m): 12:37pm On Oct 11, 2014
Aki na ukwa (aki and pawpaw) their first movie together
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Best Nigerian/nollywood Movie? by Laitesmart(m): 12:32pm On Oct 11, 2014
ayusco85:
Mine should be IGODO. A very legendary movie. Followed by "ORACLE". No nigerian movie like these two. Finally "ISSAKABA" part 1-6 cheesy
O DEE SHII!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Korean Season Film Gist by Laitesmart(m): 8:03pm On Oct 09, 2014
Has anybody watched queen of ambition? Watching it now... Just too emotional... I doff my hat to the writer
SportsChelsea Vs Man U... Who Person Go Support Now?? by Laitesmart(op): 2:51pm On Oct 06, 2014
As an arsenal fan now.... I am confused ooo!!!! In two weeks time now... Chelsea will meet Manchester United... I dont knw who i go support to win....
If i follow Chelsea, there would be no revenge for Arsenal. If i support Manchester United, if they win finish, them go talk say them beat the team wey beat us so they ar beta than us... If them draw, man u fans go say the same thing again... I don tire o!!!!!
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Experience Love At First Sight? by Laitesmart(m): 5:24pm On Oct 03, 2014
Yes now... I have exxperienced love at first sight a million times... I do experience it anytime i see my best food!!
RomanceRe: What If Your Nude Pictures Leaks On The Internet? by Laitesmart(m): 12:56am On Sep 30, 2014
Call 911
RomanceYour Love Letters Experience by Laitesmart(op): 12:44am On Sep 30, 2014
......AFTER ALL MY LOVE-SOAKED EULOGIES. I WISH TO DROP MY GOLDEN PEN IN YOUR MESMERISING FOUNTAIN OF LOVE............... Lols... Was just remembering that adolescence trend that seems to be fading now.. I was always the editor in chief of all love letters when in junior and senior schools...i still remember giving it to a lady and been outrightly rejected then... What are your own love letters experience?
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Ask Out Their Friend's Girlfriend. by Laitesmart(m): 12:23pm On Sep 29, 2014
Hmmmmmm... That is the perfect definition of being EXTREMELY NICE.. What are friends for anyway if they cant share resources?
PoliticsRe: When I Listen To Some Statements … I Feel Sad For Nigeria – Jonathan by Laitesmart(m): 12:19pm On Sep 29, 2014
When i first read the topic.... I thought he was referring to his wife statements... #funny me... Diarisgoodu o
PoliticsRe: EKITI CRISIS: Fayose; Another ‘idi Amin Of Uganda’ – Femi Falana by Laitesmart(m): 12:14pm On Sep 29, 2014
Nigeria... The only country where a governor can misbehave, hold the whole state to ransom, have a rancour with the President, arrested on funds embezzlement, have a case pending in court... And in the end still be voted in as a governor for another tenure....



This is what you get when you dont think before your actions... Ekiti people...


Watch out for the next four years!!!!!
RomanceRe: Advantages Of Being Funny by Laitesmart(m): 8:52pm On Sep 28, 2014
To save face.... You can always tell a lady you were just joking if you woo her and she says no...




Did that a lot while young......
#grinning
CelebritiesRe: Check Out 2face Idibia & His Daughter Olivia by Laitesmart(m): 7:15am On Sep 25, 2014
The awkward moment when tuface tells u a condom is original
TV/MoviesRe: '3 IDIOTS' Ranchodas Shamaldas Chanchad......fan Page! by Laitesmart(m): 10:45am On Sep 24, 2014
Follow Excellence and success will chase you pants down!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: '3 IDIOTS' Ranchodas Shamaldas Chanchad......fan Page! by Laitesmart(m): 10:44am On Sep 24, 2014
The most emotional part for me is that ENGINEERING LABOUR ROOM... I can watch it over and over again... Even watching it again feels like that child wont kick or cry until Rancho shouts Aaaaaaalllll izzzzzzzz weeeeeell!!!!! That scene is too emotional...
TV/MoviesRe: '3 IDIOTS' Ranchodas Shamaldas Chanchad......fan Page! by Laitesmart(m): 10:41am On Sep 24, 2014
Proffessor VIRU STRAHASTRABUHUTHRE::: lols what a name?... Remember this question!!!!! If pens would cost them a fortune in space.. When cant they use pencils?


Buahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
TV/MoviesRe: Korean Season Film Gist by Laitesmart(m): 10:35am On Sep 24, 2014
If you think Boys before flowers is too interesting... Try watching lee min ho (Gu jun pyo) in THE HEIRS and then compare... That guy is just too good...


Presently watching summer scent... Also interesting.. But not as interesting as the heirs..
TV/MoviesRe: Movies That Reminds You Of Your Chilhood.. by Laitesmart(op): 6:12pm On Sep 22, 2014
asadike: Living in bondage,rattle snake, apoti eri, idejimba,nneka the pretty serpent,bata wahala.
Yes... I remember bata wahala very well... Fali werepe and co.
TV/MoviesRe: Movies That Reminds You Of Your Chilhood.. by Laitesmart(op): 5:27pm On Sep 22, 2014
vizkiz: lol..what is IRU ESINhuh


Well, i can remember robocop, clash of the titans, conan the destroyer,and finally DOMITILA grin
iru esin means horse tail in english
TV/MoviesMovies That Reminds You Of Your Chilhood.. by Laitesmart(op): 5:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
What are those movies you watched while growing up that when u flash through ur childhood now, you just wonder if u could get it again to watch.... I still remember IRU ESIN in yoruba and NAGINA in india.... There might be some we have watched in common.. Let's share the good memories... What are yours?
CultureRe: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by Laitesmart(m): 7:33am On Sep 15, 2014
ONKA YORUBA....

1 - Okan.
2 - Eji.
3 - Eta.
4 - Eerin.
5 - Aarun.
6 - Eefa
7 - Eeje
8 - Eejo
9 - Eesan
10 - Eewa
11 - Okanla
12 - Ejila
13 - Eetala
14 - Eerinla
15 - Eedogun
16 - eerindinlogun
17 - eetadinlogun
18 - ejidinlogun
19 - okandinlogun
20 - Ogun
21 - okanlelogun
22 - ejilelogun
23 - etalelogun
24 - erinlelogun
25 - arundinlogbon
26 - erindinlogbon
27 - etadinlogbon
28 - ejidinlogbon
29 - okandinlogbon
30 - ogbon...

40 - ogoji
50 - aadota
60 - ogota
70 - aadorin
80 - ogorin
90 - aadorun
100 - ogorun
110 - aadofa
120 - ogofa
130 - aadoje
140 - ogoje
150 - aadojo
160 - ogojo
170 - aadosan
180 - ogosan
190 - aadowa
200 - ogowa/igba
300 - oodundun
400 - Irinwo
500 - eedegbeta
600 - egbeta
700 - eedegberin
800 - egberin
900 - eedegberun
1000 - egberun
1100 - eedegbefa
1200 - egbefa
1300 - eedegbeje
1400 - egbeje
1500 - eedegbejo
1600 - egbejo
1700 - eedegbesan
1800 - egbesan
1900 - eedegbewa
2000 - Egbewa/igba...


Abeg... I don try...
PoliticsRe: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by Laitesmart(m): 8:23am On Sep 12, 2014
Vote DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN for vice president... Fresher air season two...
EducationRe: Some English Words With Nigerian Origin. by Laitesmart(m): 8:19am On Sep 12, 2014
Little wonder we have the best english teachers

SportsRe: Top 10 Nigerian Stars Who Chose Not To Play For The Super Eagles by Laitesmart(m): 9:45pm On Sep 11, 2014
Haaaahaaaa!!!!! What about Mario Danladi Balotelli and Luis Feyinmusu suarez? Ooooh!!!! U dont knw they are Nigerians too abi? Now you know... You can thank me later
Jokes EtcGuy.... U Must Pay Me My Money!!! I No Go Gree Oo!!lailai by Laitesmart(op): 8:06pm On Sep 10, 2014
E ma be mi ooo!!!!!! Beeee ba be mi ju
beee lo mi o ni gba!!!! Me!!!! Gree!!!! Lailai
faabadaa!!!! I no force una do wedding
ooo!! U say u wan do wedding. I no vex, i
agree... U say u go sell aso ebi... I no vex!! I
agree... U say opa kan, one yard na
5000naira, i asked u say shey e not too
much... U say e not too much, u say u want
ur wedding to be the talk of the town... I
no vex... I go borrow money, i buy six
yards. N30000.. U say we go buy shoe,
N10000.. I no vex. I collect loan.... I buy
am.... U say cap na N2000... I find money
give you.... I cum the wedding... Na only
chivita and french fries i chop when i dey
expect serious amala and concentrated
obe gbegiri... I manage am because u say
na modern wedding... I no vex.
After just six months... Pere!!!! Just six
month pere!!!! Una come say una dey
consider divorce?!!! When i never even pay
the debt and loan finish:....... Divorce abi!!!!!
Oga ade..... Pay me my money jare!!!! U
think say i no get sense abi!!!!! Make
anybody no beg me oooo!!!! Na supreme
court straight!!!! Ko jo rara... Maaa gba
owo mo leni....
SportsRe: Hatefull & Funny Comments By South-africans After Nigeria's Loss To Congo by Laitesmart(m): 9:08am On Sep 07, 2014
If i may ask... Why do they keep referring to us as druglords??
FamilyRe: Is It Possible To Raise A Child Without Beating by Laitesmart(m): 9:00am On Sep 07, 2014
I dont think so... Why do you think chidren fear their dad more than their mum or in sum cases, vice versa??
CelebritiesIs Pa Adebayo Faleti Dead? by Laitesmart(op): 6:39am On Aug 18, 2014
Read it on facebook that he is gone. But we all know about the reliability of facebook. Is he really dead?

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