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Pinkylilly:
(21) Never watch Arsenal play to reduce heart failure. Btw the poster below me doesn't have anything sensible to say.

What a gargantuan magnitude of Nincompoopic Simpleton?

Chai! E don tay ooo! If u no use this thing read in ur days, Forget am. You were born when examination don lose it integrity.

How we wan compare that one with swap? Murder swap?

Ride on baba!

I agree ooo.... Those instrumentalists are the perfect definition of CHOP AND OFF PHONE.. abi na CHOP AND BONE FACE.... They close ladies chapter with reckless abandon... those guys go surely do who wants to be a millionaire inside hell fire.

Which of your teachers do u still remember with optimum regard and unadulterated respect?

OYA. EKSU. UNA DON HEAR SO? SCH FEES IS 85K. ARE U WILLING TO PAY THAT AMOUNT FOR 85 STUDENTS? I am sure ur answer would be..... LAYE E! LAYE E! BABY KO JO O!

Guys. What do u think of this picture? True love? Or folly? Can u do this for your Galfriend?

13. How much is ur salary?

Na wash

As in.... Ara orun abi?

UpLoyo:
[size=25pt]The answer if quite simple, because only a f00l, a chronic bab00n and an imbec1ile with no functioning brain cells will ask a lady such a question. will the guy that owns this website please create a dumb.ass section/retarrds section for some of you jerkoffs that has nothing better to do with your life than a girl's virginity. [/size]

fou ur eye now u don sabi english oooo

Jenny1010:
The same reason why you guys often ask a girl if she is a virgin or how old she is

I tot as much. Twas my thread's counter. Why must u ask a guy a question like dis.

olamigbemi:
Hey handsome! M 20yrs

I smell....

On a mission to consume... Fasola and Ambode are two different individuals driven by different zeal. Still watching sha

Hmm... Crafts that fly without fuel

Pull and ginni? Why pray when u don pull?

Guys, What do u think about this pic of the day? How would u interpret it?

Why do ladies find it difficult to answer some questions the way it is? simple, straight and direct. Some ladies will flare up when guys ask them some certain questions using the anger as an excuse to avoid the question. Questions that on a good day are actually harmless.

These two questions are always headache for ladies and i dont know why. Maybe the ladies in the house can let us know.
The questions are...
1. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
2. ARE YOU A VIRGIN

If you were to marry your wife where you met her, where would it be

E concern u?

Because I asked for a lady's hand in marriage, her father gave me this form to fill.
After reading the form, I told my prospective father-
in-law that I wanna use the restroom. Immediately I got to the toilet, I just scaled
through it's window and ran out of the compound....
IS IT BY FORCE TO MARRY!!??
Okay, pls read the form and tell me what you would have rather done if you were in my nice shoes..... Over to you pls.
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APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.

PLS FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING
AND IN BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old.

SECTION ONE
Please answer the following questions honestly:
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in - law and mother in-law.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer?
_______________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________
6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES
(a) for how long?
_______________.
(b) If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why.
_____________________________________________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
_________________________________________________________________________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
_______________________________

SECTION TWO
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short tempered? Yes/No

SECTION THREE
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
____________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ___________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________
4. When can I interview your Church Pastor?
_________________________

Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.

Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.

As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified!

Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
___________________________
Home:
_______________________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES.

Chelsea fans!!!! How markeeeeeeet!!!!
This is what u get wit a lousy coach in charge...

Chelsea fans.. Now I knw why mourinho dey fight d woman. He no want make another person chop I'm thing?. Spot the difference between ur medics

The rapper shared this photo and wrote “When u & bae rent out the entire theatre to watch#StraightOutttaCompton with the team. so proud of Ice Cube. Can’t wait to reveal our lil secret.”.

http://gist.mp3bullet.com/2015/08/16/nicki-minaj-meek-mill-rent-out-an-entire-theatre-to-watch-movie/

Chai!!! Could dis be love?

I want Man city to win because of the garrulous and loquacious idiosyncracy of their opponents useless manager...
Why must he bring arsenal into even press conference of his?
'' Some fans have been disappointed for 15 years and their manager is still there'' - MOURINHO...

What is his businesss and who told him to always run his mouth


MAN CITY WIN

Better answer...

I left by mutual consent between myself and my boss when he discovered that I was too good to keep receiving how much he was paying me. He gave me his blessings though.

Tis either 3 points or noting

The only democratric president that achieved within two years what anoda president couldn't achieve in 8 years... U live on

lols

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