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speedyboi: Hypocrisy!
Shallow thinking!
and more full this thread!

Of all things to criticize in the industry, this is what you think is important?

If you want to start criticizing delusional movies (leaving behind the fact that movies are not documentaries and not necessarily meant to be 'the real situation'), Hollywood movies and all other woods will come before Nollywood!

what will you say about;
A. -A single criminal defeating a battalion of well trained soldiers like say na ice-cream dem dey drink for army their whole life. Is that the situation in real life?
-In a movie like Olympus has fallen for instance; first part of the attack in white house, the Police or whoever were practically coming out of the building to be killed. I'm sure 'the grrreaat' american police force wouldn't be so dumb in real life, would they? ,
-Or in all action movies where lots of people could've taken the criminal at once, but they always prefer to go one by one... to be killed ofcourse - How realistic is that?

B. -And that sh/itty british movie titled slum dog millionaire where people in the slums can speak proper english. Is that the real situation in India?
-OR another unrealistic part: the real slum little boys they used in the beginning spoke Hindi; then the India little actors (who were obviously from middle/high class family in real life) they used when the boys grew up (like 11years kinda) suddenly started to speak proper English without attending school! How real is that anywhere in the world?
-OR the who wants to be a millionaire questions that were turning out as 'fate' BS. - please save me! And the cheap questions that were being asked sef: Infact, who wants to be a millionaire in Nigeria have asked the name of 3 musketeers as a first question before, but lo and behold, that was the ultimate question in the who wants to be a millionaire in our 'slumdog'. mtcheeeew...what A load of crap!

C. Or about anywhere apart from US, UK, Australia and likes being depicted as the worst place on earth in hollywood movies. No? Lemme tell you what a typical shallow minded person thinks about these countries due to 'HOLLYWOOD'
- Russia / Russians - Terrorist Nation
- Korea - Terrorist nation
- Africa - Jungle with people and animals whining and dining together (even though me wey they live here have never seen a wild animal in my life sef). Other times, Africa is a desert with no houses.
- And probably the first movie they will shoot in India, India is already being given the first impression of a slum! And another stereotype begins!
And incase you haven't noticed, almost every bad guy in American movies always have foreign accents!

C. And 'about accents of people who arrive from abroad' that people always complain about...the fact is their accents are as shitty as the ones foreign actors speak in movies about other countries (despite the 'language coach' they get). There's no movie where actors are expected to speak like another country that the people of the country didn't complain about the accents. Even british people complain about Charlize Theron's accent in the movie 'Snow White and Huntsman). That's just how it is; unless you've lived somewhere for a while, you can never have their accent! If na to say few words, then the language coaching might be effective.

Conclusion: Delusional stuffs is not limited to Nollywood! Infact, it is mean't to happen! Why? Because it is a movie! There are are better things to discuss improvement on. It's good to point out things like this, but you need to know, it's not a reason to bash any industry!

mumumugu: A sign that God isnt in sopport.cancel the wedding

specialguest: Good question. For me i believe the black book does not exist in the real sense ,it only exists in our subconscious memory. When i tag someone in my black book, i keep him in mind pending when i unleash a punishment on him. However you said in an administrative setting and i believe you mean a school or an organization by that so yes they may have a secret file to keep copies of queries dished out to you and if a disciplinary measure is to be taken those files can be used as for reference hence the 'black book'

PapaFejiro: simply becos they are just cool playing their football and making their money not really contending.
manure fans and uefalona fans will definately hate chelsea cos they get tired and always cry when they meet chelsea.
Do you know that Chelsea is the only team in the world Messi has not scored against? Even with penalty?

youngies: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/bizarre-40-fct-communities-that-kill-twins/
http://channelkoos.com/index.php/news/4241-bizarre-40-fct-towns-still-kill-twins

wola44: www.channelstv.com/home/2013/03/19/secondary-school-students-get-free-computer-tablets-in-osun/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Kudos to Ogbeni.

Dr. Do Good:
Send ur account No. let me wire u some cash, poor you.

You need a life.


....waste of blood and life, meaning you now late or what.