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ARSENAL STARTING LINE UP.
Sczezny.
Sagna. Mertesacker. Vermaelen. Gibbs.
Ramsey. Arteta. Cazorla. Wilshere.
Walcott. Giroud.

Bench : Martinez . Rosicky. Chamberlain. Jenkinson. Gervinho. Podolski

binger: Whenever she is emotionally and intellectually matured,she can enter a r/ship...

At exactly what age do you think a lady is matured enough?

carzola: how many rounds did ur dad tek to pregnant ur mum to gv birth to a dry waccko like u? sexual mathematics
Good luck!..

Is your dad still alive? I doubt it!!! Cos he will neva allow a stupid ignoramus 4rm maiduguri to have a spanish name.

Answer and win!
1. How many Fernando Torres makes one Demba ba?
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2. What Percentage of Demba ba's body is equivalent to Fernando Torres body?
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3. If it takes Demba ba just 60mins to score 2 goals? How many seasons will it take Fernando Torres?
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4. How many seasons will fernando torres use on the bench if Demba ba keeps travelling to Senegal every two weeks?
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Good luck!

Akpostic Advice....

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OCHUKO : Tommorrow is my girlfriend's birthday... I want to surprise her hugely. What is the highest level of surprise i can give her?

AKPOS : That one simple now. Just introduce her to your wife.

12, 13, 15 or even 18? At what age would you allow your sister to get into her first relationship considering that she needs you to guide her through?

eduson77: hahahahahahaha^just fainted***but awake...
na so una wicked?

Wetin we do again o? Radio without battery

Keep mute

And did u gv him yourz?

greatgod2012: hey, i never asked for it, hes d one that will tell me willingly, even his ATM pin,once he opens any account, he tells me....hey honey, i just opened an account now and so..so..so is d pin number, same with all his social account. And thank God i never betray his trust on any of them, not even with his phone.......but i think that is own way of being open.
May Gd help us all.

osinachukwu: Lame lines don't really work on a 21st century Girl,what I do is having invited the girl over just start teasing and touching she may be Like stop,notice the way she says the stop if it is in a violent way..dude u aint getting laid,but if says it in a medium tone,don't give up she just need to get horney try seducing her like"lemme see ur gstrings deep ur hand into it she may try to hold u out but don't stop deep ur hand boy!,note- by touching the laps she gets hornier talkless of touching the main thang also squEeze ha breeast till she gets weak note breeasts re also vital weakining spots so squezze dem till she stop struggling wif u,wif d stop stop stop and all dat bull shiit she would finally give in then u can do,I ve used this Technique on many girls.

Guess you are right. No wonderz females are d weaker sex.

eduson77: back to sender...
more over,
have i done wrong by advising ma little boi on how to make it work?
make una free me jor
**& DONT FORGET TO SAY THANK SIR

I no knw say i don get nairaland daddy o!

K then.

toygod2: AwushubiTRUE...........dis thread is nt funny cos almost all d pix ,we av seen bfo. NO VEX O

You too?

Mynd_44: What?

Na fear i dey fear u!

trimandtrendy: Definitely, hubby has all my passwords,facebook, twitter, everything. Though i dont have his though, i havent bothered to ask or check

Why?

Mynd_44: I swear

Aaaarrgggh!!!!!

Hmmmm!

Mynd_44: They work. I thought they did not before but this year, I see better

Just 3 days into the year and u are already a proffesional? Chineke!!!

bunmioguns: nice pics bro

Thankz jawe. Jokes prezzy.

If not for music... 2pac 4 stil dey alive nw.
If not for music... Osupa 4 dey do local theatre.

eduson77: this is the problem with you up-comers.
try learn form your elders..

Pls. Can you define that your upcoming?

Given the trend we are facing these days, i guess i can say that only 10percent of Nigerian youths are not on one social network or the other be it facebook, twitter, eskimi, nairaland, 2go, etc.
At the same time, some guys and even adults see this as an opportunity to have as many opposite sex friends as possible while the ladies see it as an opportunity to be attached to many guys and everybody wants to keep such attachment a secret.
Having said that... Are you confident enough to give your partner your social network password to access every information of yours on that social website?

moreeni: Oh gosh, how time flies. So guys haven't step up their games as far as getting laid is concerned? Seen these all.

all? Seen or heard? Hmmmm! You must be vastly experienced!

eduson77: ^^old>>not funny

thanks bro. Wud take that as an African compliment

More...

Let show sum more

eduson77: not really funny...

try more

Are u related to Idiagbon? Maybe u are a freaking sadist!! Sowi

Letz go!

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Take this again!

Lolz

Even my google can't find ur joke. Phew!