₦airaland Forum

I hope these T-bills they've been sharing won't become a high risk asset very soon.

chiiraq802:
But why NPF dey always like to naked there dead body. anybody get clue lols

Many times the bodies are dragged on and off the police truck during recovery and parade. For a dead body that's not responding, the clothes simply drag off. They also search for extra ammunition and I think possibly expose the body for evidence of wounds, tattoos. A guess

It's worse with the terrorists where bodies are h3adsh0t or decapitated to confirm they are truly dead. The bodies are also mutilated to shame them for their beliefs of the afterlife.

You would think western countries don't but we never know. They only ensure graphic images like these do not hit main stream media. We are largely desensitized in Nigeria with the graphic content we come across on a daily.

Did you import yourself or you got hired as a sales rep?

Either ways, the business is messed up already if you're asking for how to sell that magnitude of products on nairaland.

I wonder why people would make business investments without any sales or marketing plan. You would either sell in trickles or get low-balled.

WikeTheDrunk:
If NYSC allowance increases to 70k, it will be a big disgrace to employees like private school teachers and those who work in one-man businesses. Just imagine a youth corp member earning 70k while you earn 30k or 40k. There is no dignity in poverty.

I was discussing this with my spouse yesterday. Expect school fees to go up in the coming session.

Herkim:
If it was repainted , you will still complain

Nigerians are insatiable

Repaint how many times?

You fell into her trap unfortunately and she's milking you. There are better ways to handle this next time.

Take her to the hospital and confirm the test or procedure is legit. Now that you have paid her off for the "fake" pregnancy, cut off all communication with her because she's only looking for who would shoulder responsibilities. Tell her outright you don't want to have anything to do with her again. Call her bluff if she calls you for any additional money. It's all a ruse.

What are you even doing with a single mom for goodness sake? That category of women are snakes, cunning and dubious.

where is the polythene coming from? Just look at that paint work and the wheels.

Oh my days

KingOfAllIgbos:
Check Google. I'm allergic to microscopic IQs.

Wouldn't even bother explaining.

Because you've got no knowledge to showcase. Seek for information beyond Google next time hermit.

KingOfAllIgbos:
Very likely.

They could have used non-lethal ammunition. Low caliber.

There's a large percentage of Americans who were never in the military but can shoot ridiculously well because of their gun obsession.

Truth is; the failed assassination attempt is a huge boost to Trump's chances in the elections.

Yes the killer and an innocent died, but what's the worth of their lives when the stakes are that high?

This pose .... is a killer one.👌

What is non lethal about a flying bullet? Shooting blanks at close range alone is enough to cause brain damage.

Image isn't clear but that definitely looks like an airbag explosion. Its probably expired, bad sensor, fiddled with by a technician of perhaps just excessive heat.

His accomplice who directed the girl to his office while being fully aware of his boss' intentions should be placed in custody likewise.

People do not understand this level of barbarism except their daughters, sisters or themselves become victims as well.

Imagine a male police officer, threatening you at gunpoint, a man to UnCloth and give him your butt for violation or else, he will "waste" you.

mrvitalis:
I sha hoe it's not government owned but government supported cooperatives to do this

Funny thing is with modern farming equipment

One person can farm this alone... 10X this

One person can cultivate 500 hectares

For real. The average farm size for smaller scale arable farmers in Belgium is around 120 hectares. You'd see a thousand hectare farm being managed by a team of five people.

This is a trying period in young marriages. I no get advice to give wey go put me in trouble

adebowales:
I had to explain to her that, I am the kind of person that is very loyal to my commitment, if we had met earlier, no one also would be able to take me away from her, so by that, I love her, but it’s late already as me and my wife has gone deeper and breaking up isn’t easy at these moment at all.

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You told her you love her. Which kind talk be this? Your marriage or business. One must defnitiely go with this your level of indecision.

What I did: I harvested myself very early in the morning on a market day and hauled to the market.

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Very early so I meet the retailers before customers start coming. They rush you as soon as you get to the market and you can sell from 5 cobs per transaction to a full bag. It's brisk business as long as your cobs are good.

We need more of them dispatched to hell. Nigeria is overpopulated right now.

This is comical at best

I just read your other story. The Lord is in control. For staying 5 months without salary alone, you have tried. Another job will come.

Like someone said, post your credentials and possibly someone in need of your skill set will contact you.

Best of luck.

zombieHUNTER:
his best[b] is turning the naira to tissue paper
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from 700 to 1500 under one year

master strategist indeed

You're actually correct and even generous. Same €1.3 that will buy 300 plies of tissue paper will buy 1,500 naira notes. The naira is 5 times less in worth than tissue paper.

flokii:
Go into agriculture and agri-business this man.. there are opportunities in the African market and you can export goods to other African countries (about 54 countries) under African Continental Free Trade Agreement (AfCFTA)..

You people should jettison this yeye japa mentality and start looking inward.. The Lebanese, Chinese and whatnot are investing big right here in Nigeria and are cashing out big time, why can't Nigerians invest same way or even on larger scale in Nigeria?

It's because the Asians have massive financial backing besides the Nigerian business ecosystem is never straight forward or stable. So many mitigations and extortions you can't even predict to a good probability how your business quarter will turn out.

Rather than invest in agribusiness on Nigeria, I'd rather go do my farming in Ivory coast, Ghana or Cameroun.

Many south African countries are so poor as well making them viable for cheap labour and availability of better farm input, labour and export policies. All you need is good capital.

YoshihideSuga:
Do you know what's 30% profit per annum within one year of investment? And you say it's actually low? So, what sort of investment generates say 50% within a year of investing?

I'm genuinely curious.

Passive investments definitely do not clock that rate. I'm talking about active business ventures and I cited the car business for reference. Of course there's a lot more businesses that push same returns or more if managed well.

Its been mentioned severally, if you plan to japa, be sure to have way to make legit money when you get there. You dont need up to 50m for that.

With 50m though, I'd stay in Nigeria and run a business in a field I'm expert in. Even if I'm able to make just 30% as profit in a year (quite low actually), I'd live better than an hustler abroad.

Buy 3 cars at #7m each, put a margin of #1m on every car and give yourself 3 months to sell them all off. Thats #1m per month for you without doing care job.

These are wonderful projects but when will Oyo state start generating employment opportunities.

With less than 2 hours from Lagos, the opportunities for industries, produce export, quality education and a less noisy haven for IT and corporate HQ administration is there.

Ever since I've known the state, a majority of the workforce are civil servants and unskilled labour. We need more commercialization.

Sommycherish:
what's is your take?

Move on

digitaccountant:
Ofcourse..... Just make sure you have the money to pay for the language..... Thats how my senior bros in the US got his study permit at a comunity college.....

plus all the PoF requirements definitely.

One can apply directly from Nigeria as well then and no need for a visit visa application.

digitaccountant:
4. If you are gainfully employed, leave that money in your bank account and use that Proof of Funds to apply for Tourist visa to Canada and apply to learn french for a year in their province that speaks the language.

Can a study permit for a french language program be obtained on a visit visa this way?

Chrisrare:
Why not use a quick and less painful method like sniper. If life is hard, death shouldn't be also hard.

You think sniper is painless? Think again. Interestingly, some of the painless ways to die are the most horrific. Headshots, swift decapitation, lethal injection.

God1000:
Who are those rumour-mongers spreading fake news, wishing Olu Jacobs many more years ahead with good health

This doesn't look like good health

GeneralOjukwu:


As a criminal / serial killer/ rapist in Nigeria.... Once they steal phones they are easily tracked.

The real professionals e.g. kidnappers are smart enough never to be tempted by the small change they will get from 2nd hand phone sales. Na only ransom fit make them keep phone.

You think its only phones? Besides why do you sound like you support this set of people?

If this man eventually loses this battle, the shame will be too much.

Moroccoguy:
The Airport will serve as alternative to the ever congested Muritala Muhammad Airport. All I can say for now.

if it is a viable alternative, why are people not using it as they are supposed to? Its a white elephant project in my opinion. The funds should rather be spent on high speed rail from Ibadan to Lagos.