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Romance / Re: Reasons Why You're Unlucky With Women by Lalami3232(m): 7:51am On Aug 05
Add this to the list:
5. Maybe some of us want pure food (virgins) and not roughly used, scattered and public food (non-virgins).

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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out Over New Rival After Buying Boyfriend Playstation Portal by Lalami3232(m): 4:06am On Aug 05
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Who won't pick a video game over a non-virgin a.k.a borehole?

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Politics / Re: Bomb Explodes In Borno Ahead Of Protests, 19 Residents Feared Dead by Lalami3232(m): 8:47am On Aug 01
When you read some news eeh, you go dey wonder the kind heart wey some people get. But what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Crime / Re: I Killed My Father Out Of Hatred For Him – 29-Year-Old Suspect by Lalami3232(m): 7:08am On Jul 31
The heart of humans are wicked!!!
I pray for you this day, may you not give birth to what will end your life and may you not marry an overused woman(non-virgin) but a fresh and pure woman(virgin).
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Family / Re: I Thought I Could Change Him To Be A Better Man by Lalami3232(m): 7:07am On Jul 30
If you no want "hot advice", why you bring your matter to social media? As you no want strong advice, make I give your husband the advice wey go help am. Oga did you meet your wife as a virgin? If NO, then the below advise is for you sir

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: NDLEA Officer Proposes To His Corper Girlfriend (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 9:28am On Jul 27
Congratulations!!!
Oga did you meet her as a virgin? If NO, then the below advise is for you

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Boy Pours Wine On Girlfriend To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos) by Lalami3232(m): 4:50am On Jul 27
Why waste such amount on a non-virgin a.k.a borehole? All these children sef grin
You can't see the rich doing such, never.
Anyways, treat your personal borehole the way you want sha.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Brings His Oyinbo Wife To Spend Time With His Family (pics/video) by Lalami3232(m): 4:35am On Jul 27
Is it not better to marry these oyibo women than to marry our non-virgins wey go bill you scatter and no get anything tangible to offer aside kpekus wey dem don share finish for street during their hoe phase?
Oga, you're wise jare!!!

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NYSC / Re: Corper Shows The Meals They Got Served At NYSC Camp by Lalami3232(m): 8:35pm On Jul 26
That's not my business jare!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: Lady Fumes In Anger & Rejects Her Man's Wedding Proposal To Her (Pix/Vid) by Lalami3232(m): 3:52am On Jul 25
Why do these men openly beg these non-virgins aka boreholes? Dem go dey kneel down to beg wetin numerous men don chop tire.
The ex go just dey smile 😁

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Romance / Re: Man Seeks Advice Over Girlfriend’s Habit Of Giving Out Her Number To Other Men by Lalami3232(m): 7:01pm On Jul 22
Rule number 1: don't ever try to privatize a public property.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Crime / Re: Lady Creates Awareness About A New Trick Criminals Are Using To Rob (video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:24am On Jul 22
The idea of these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes advertising their sagged and sagacious breast is so annoying. Na wa ooooooo!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: Is There Karma When I Chop And Clean Mouth by Lalami3232(m): 5:23am On Jul 18
grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Man Shares His Deliverance From Homosexuality by Lalami3232(m): 5:22am On Jul 18
Hopefully our Nigerian women will share their deliverance story from been non-virgins aka boreholes someday.
Romance / Re: How Black Men Were Forced To Produce Slave Children In The USA (PHOTOS) by Lalami3232(m): 5:21am On Jul 18
Sad!!!
Romance / Re: Lady Shares What Happened After She Showed Her Boyfriend Her Haircut (pics/vid) by Lalami3232(m): 5:12am On Jul 18
All of una wey dey do boyfriend and girlfriend, make una make sure say those guys wey dey damage una kitten put una for house oooooo. No go give another person borehole wey your wicked ex drill lipsrsealed
Dear business minded men and women, do you know one of the best businesses to go into now? Just go dey produce a cream or soap to tighten vagina and thank me later, you go see as all these loosed babes go dey rush am. The good thing be say they can't return it even if it doesn't work because of shame cheesy
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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NYSC / Re: Medical Corps Members Receive To Additional ₦‎100,000 Monthly - Father Alia by Lalami3232(m): 11:26am On Jul 17
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Romance / Re: US Man Seeks Advice After Girlfriend Who Collects N1M Demands N15M Car by Lalami3232(m): 5:26am On Jul 16
Should we tell him? cheesy
Romance / Re: Is My Partner Cheating? by Lalami3232(m): 5:23am On Jul 16
Should we tell him? grin
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Lalami3232(m): 3:29pm On Jul 13
Wahala grin
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Six For Internet Fraud In Calabar by Lalami3232(m): 8:23am On Jul 13
Rather than doing yahoo (Internet fraud), why not learn programming or any other skill?
Once again, kudos to the law enforcement agencies for doing a job well done.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Politics / Re: Outrage As Guardian Beats 14-Year-Old Boy To Death Over Missing N1,000 by Lalami3232(m): 8:03am On Jul 13
The average Nigerian is wicked!!!
The average Nigerian is inhumane!!!
The average Nigerian is heartless!!!
The average Nigerian will do worse than the government they're criticizing!!!
The average Nigerian deserves the Nigerian government!!!
The heart of the average Nigerian is evil and wicked!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Right Or Wrong Move To Tell My Fiancee About My High Indebtedness...? by Lalami3232(m): 8:51am On Jul 12
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Romance / Re: My Wife Just Delivered 2weeks Ago - How Long Should I Wait by Lalami3232(m): 8:39am On Jul 12
Congratulations to you OP!!!
I really don't know much about the female anatomy but I heard that a period of 90 to 100days is the waiting period. You can always discuss with your wife, she would give you the go ahead whenever her body is strong enough for further drilling. If I may ask, did you meet her as a virgin or not? If you didn't, then the below one million dollar advise is for you:

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Davido Releases Exclusive Details On Sophia Momodu, Daughter And Dele Momodu by Lalami3232(m): 5:34am On Jul 09
This is one of the disadvantages of dating/marrying a non-virgin aka borehole. They're semi gold diggers!!!
Romance / Re: Got My Side Chic Pregnant One Month Before My Marriage W/ My Fiancée by Lalami3232(m): 2:38pm On Jul 07
Congratulations!!! Two non-virgins aka boreholes will bore you children
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend And Mother by Lalami3232(m): 6:14am On Jul 04
Both you, your mama and your boyfriend dey still be adolescent
Romance / Re: Meet The World Most Expensive Bride in the world by Lalami3232(m): 6:11am On Jul 04
How the husband go fit dey kids her?
Celebrities / Re: Why I Rejected Blank Cheque From Cheating Married Woman – Whitemoney by Lalami3232(m): 1:31pm On Jun 22
Weather this story is true or not, that's really not my business sha. This story should further buttress my point home. And my point is👇:

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Stay Away From Village People by Lalami3232(m): 5:17am On Jun 22
No be lie!!!

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Health / Re: How I Found Out My Cheating Boyfriend Infected Me With HIV - Pretty Lady (video) by Lalami3232(m): 7:29am On Jun 19
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