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Romance / Re: Please Advise, Is It Right To Hit A Woman when She Always Hit first by Lalami3232(m): 7:59pm On Mar 08
Yes!!! Do you know why? Nobody has the monopoly of madness/violence. If her hand and brain can tell her to hit you, then her senses of pain should be able to accept the repercussion. If a woman hits you and you ignore her, tomorrow she will repeat such. Don't mind those mumu wey go say "real man don't hit women" oooooo. Ask them say, who gave the standard of been a real or fake man? Never allow anyone hit you for nothing, I repeat, never allow anyone hit you without retaliating. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: I’m Considering To Japa Please Urgent Advice Needed by Lalami3232(m): 7:50pm On Mar 08
Learn a tech skill as you dey plan to Japa, E get why oooooo

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Crime / Re: 33-year-old Man Allegedly Removes Neighbour’s Scrotum During A Fight In Lagos by Lalami3232(m): 1:13pm On Mar 07
Someone should please get a nice, sexy and fluffy gown for that man from henceforth grin cheesy. But some neighbors are mean oooooo smiley
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Health / Re: Help My Wife Has Acning SKIN Issue And Its Spreading by Lalami3232(m): 3:06am On Mar 07
Eyah!!
Take her to the hospital or get a doctor's prescription.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Shouldn’t Be Hungry, Insecure, Shariah Council Tells FG by Lalami3232(m): 8:56am On Mar 06
Same way someone will say "A Nigerian girl should be decent, well behaved and a virgin" when you already know the kind of upbringing they get. Same with our politicians, they only have one aim of going there, which is to steal and to loot massively. So when you experience bad governance from them, don't be surprised because they never had plans for the masses.
Our only prayer should be to leave this country ad get a better life for our children. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Na By Force To Knack? Lady Curses Boyfriend’s Friend For Saying No To S3x, Read by Lalami3232(m): 7:57am On Mar 06
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Must Recruit Selfless, Transformational Leaders – Obasanjo by Lalami3232(m): 7:18am On Mar 06
When it comes to selfless, transformational, good, goal oriented leaders in Nigeria, just forget it because it's impossible. It's like seeking for a virgin who's decent and not a regular borehole in Nigeria. Somethings are better not searched for because they're impossible to find in some parts of the world. But look at it again, the citizens are even worse than the government itself. They sell a bag of pure water in the south for 400-500 but in the North, it's less than 200 or just 200. Do we blame the government for this again? We deserve the leaders we get jare. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Health / Re: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by Lalami3232(m): 2:44pm On Mar 05
Now let's do the mathematics grin.
Imagine say your wife/future wife date a guy wey dey sleep with her atleast 21times monthly. Now let's do the mathematics!!!
If she dated that guy for 2-3yrs, now multiply 21 times by 12 and multiply again by 3. That one go give you the rough estimate of drilling wey your "loving wife" don collect. Even though we know say it's far higher oooooo but it's just a rough estimate sha. Abeg jare, what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Politics / Re: ‘Why NLC Protest Achieved Nothing’ – Minister by Lalami3232(m): 7:50am On Mar 05
Una never see anything, by 2031 we all go do the right thing cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: Abuja Businessman Reacts As Hoodlums Invade, Loot His Warehouse by Lalami3232(m): 7:43am On Mar 05
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Politics / Re: IGP Bans Use Of POS Machines In Stations, Force Facilities Nationwide by Lalami3232(m): 7:38am On Mar 05
Why not ban bribery, intimidation and harassment from most of your men? What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Man Shares The Response He Got After He Gifted His ‘Love’ ₦20k On Her Birthday by Lalami3232(m): 6:13am On Mar 05
They will learn laslas cheesy
Funny enough, such men don't give their parents or family members anything but can give to these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes . What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: How Are You Managing This New Nigeria Hardship? by Lalami3232(m): 6:12am On Mar 05
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Romance / Re: Gen Z Looking Nigerian Lady Has A Message For Broke Boys by Lalami3232(m): 4:04am On Mar 05
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Food / Re: The Roasted Chicken I Bought For N2,500 by Lalami3232(m): 1:28pm On Mar 04
cheesy cheesy grin
The fact that you can afford "sweet mouth" this period is an indication that you're doing well. Kindly reach out to those around your neighborhood who're hungry but also supporting this government cheesy. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: We Are Wife Materials’, Deaf Women Cry Out Over Neglect by Lalami3232(m): 7:21am On Mar 04
Na wa ooooooo smiley
Romance / Re: Barely 24hours After His Passing, Mr Ibu’s Adopted Daughter, Deletes His Tk Act. by Lalami3232(m): 8:16pm On Mar 03
Na wa ooooooo cheesy
Business / Re: Street Trading, Hawking Still Banned In Lagos State by Lalami3232(m): 6:54pm On Mar 03
Even with the hardship, the government still dey give conditions to the masses. Why una no ban Agbero before going for petty traders? Why una no ban other rubbish wey dey happen for the society? Anyways, laslas we all go dey alright. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Politics / Re: FCTA Confirms Looting Of Warehouse In Abuja by Lalami3232(m): 6:49pm On Mar 03
People are hungry, so what do you expect?
A hungry individual can do anything, hence you see most of our Nigeria girls with high body count due to hunger and poverty. Hence you see our youths indulging in crimes and theft. When hungry beat you, I'm 100% sure say you go keep home training for one corner and do the needful. Though poverty isn't a valid reason for crime but I really don't blame them, laslas even the government sef dey loot on a low-key. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Career / Re: How Do You Cope With 60k Salary In Port Harcourt ? by Lalami3232(m): 9:27am On Mar 03
The truth be say, nowhere in Nigeria go sweet you to live with 60K. Everywhere is now expensive. Even if you go the most remote village, the price o fuel, Rice, cement etc go still be the same. So what you need now is to try to upgrade yourself so that you fit attract a better salary or get a side hustle.
I can only suggest programming for you sha, learn Cyber security or mobile app development and thank me later. I still hear say cryptocurrency dey make money but I no know much about am. But in a nutshell, nowhere for Nigeria go dey conducive for you to live with that meager salary, not even Ibadan. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you know say you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Moses Bliss Kissed His Bride (Photo, Video) by Lalami3232(m): 6:20am On Mar 03
shocked shocked
Congratulations to you, bro. But come to think of it, how's this news? Your country is on fire and all you're bothered is "kiss" of a couple. Na wa ooooooo!!! What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: How To Handle Life After Divorce by Lalami3232(m): 9:11pm On Mar 02
Politics / Re: Petrol Landing Cost Hits N1000 Per Liter Mark by Lalami3232(m): 7:48pm On Mar 02
I'm not angry with the politicians oooooo, my anger is with some of the poor, hopeless, foolish, wretched, impoverished masses who still support these same old set of leaders either because of tribalism, political affiliation or religious sentiment.
Laslas, we all go dey alright sha.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Crime / Re: Man Poisons Wife In Jigawa To Inherit Her Wealth by Lalami3232(m): 7:01pm On Mar 02
The heart of a man is desperate and wicked, now what do you expect from the heart of a typical Nigerian man. We dey lead in almost anything wey dey evil. How can you kill your wife/lover all because of money? Na wa ooooooo!!! May we not marry our enemies in Jesus name. We complain about how horrible and terrible our leaders are, but we the citizens are far worse. Tufiakwa!!!

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Romance / Re: Man Confronts Mother Of His 11-year-old Child After DNA Test Proved He Isn’t His by Lalami3232(m): 8:13am On Mar 02
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Crime / Re: Imo Undergraduate Stabs FUTO Student To Death by Lalami3232(m): 2:54pm On Mar 01
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Celebrities / Re: Portable Beats Kizz Daniel's Bodyguard In Boxing Match by Lalami3232(m): 1:59pm On Mar 01
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I go rather believe say a non-virgin for Nigeria no be borehole than to believe this shit. Anyways, dem dey make their money dey go, so my believing or doubting has no effect on them. What do I even know about fixed match sef? I'm only here to enlighten my fellow men nationwide with the good news


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Celebrities / Re: “I Have High Libido, I Can Have Sex Every Day” – Daniel Etim-effiong Reveals by Lalami3232(m): 9:18am On Mar 01
Everyday Na wa ooooooo, continue drilling sir. Funny enough, all the people wey this one don drill daily will still be married by one innocent man who decides to privatize the borehole. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men Nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted.

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Politics / Re: FG Pays $120m From Gas Debts As Blackout Spreads by Lalami3232(m): 9:03am On Mar 01
We keep on wasting trillions yearly without seeing the result. A country like Nigeria wey dey blessed with brains, good climate, natural resources etc go still dey suffer wetin small countries like Seychelles, Gabon and co no fit even dey suffer, all because of our poor choice of appointing leaders. Nigerians will boldly vote incompetent people to rule them all because of tribalism, religion etc.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me, How Do I Ignore This Girl by Lalami3232(m): 11:05pm On Feb 29
Should we tell him? cheesy

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