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Sports / Re: Winning Euros With Portugal Is 'equivalent To A World Cup' - Cristiano Ronaldo by Lalami3232(m): 8:12am On Sep 07
Kudos to one of the world's greatest players ever!!! You're a legend of the game and your name will be remembered for long.
But like the agama lizard 🦎 once said, "'if nobody praises me, I will praise myself". cheesy
But we all know that Europe cup isn't equivalent to the world cup. It's just like someone saying that Afcon is equivalent to world cup. No be juju be that ??
Once again, kudos to you Boss
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man For Circulating Nude Video Of Young Woman In Bayelsa by Lalami3232(m): 8:45pm On Sep 06
Mumu man!!! Na so dem go blackmail all these vulnerable naive non-virgins, collect money and still come back for more money.
Who do you blame? I blame all these loosed non-virgins a.k.a boreholes that share nudes upandan like beanscake. Go online and you will see fresh nudes daily. Sometimes, I get scared to even view dem so that I don't see the ones of my friends wives or girlfriends.
Laslas, one man go marry dem for house after sharing nudes like covid 19 vaccine and he go say "pls respect my wife" bla bla bla.
Once again, kudos to the Nigeria police force for doing the right thing. For those of you selling nudes or sending it out all because of love or money, it's only a matter of time before we view them online and even masturbate to it before your future partner comes. A word is enough for the wise!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Guys Please, Should I Take Her Back? by Lalami3232(m): 8:26pm On Sep 06
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She holds the keys to your financial breakthrough? cheesy grin
Abeg can you ask the pastor wey prophecy to you say "who hold the key to Nigeria's breakthrough" because I wan check something. Do you remember Mazi Okafor's law of congo dynamics?
Nairalanders, should we tell him? grin

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Crime / Re: Policemen Caught For Extorting ₦3M From Man In Bayelsa (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 4:13pm On Sep 06
If dem do debate between Nigeria police and Nigerian women wey marry as non-virgins, I no know who go win.
While one go extort your money, another one go scam you with paternity fraud. Abeg jare, the debate may likely be draw.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Woman Single At 30 Doesn't Mean Is Not A Good Woman,This Is The Reason by Lalami3232(m): 4:04pm On Sep 06
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Politics / Re: Fuel Price Hike: Borno, Adamawa, Yobe People Express Shock, Urge Reversal by Lalami3232(m): 3:52pm On Sep 06
Watch how these same set of people will behave in 2027 after collecting rice and salt.
Nigerian deserves the leaders they have. Both the literates and the illiterates are the same.
Easily deceived and swayed like a piece of rag.
Y'all had better stock up your houses with food because I see a massive inflation once again. Even biscuit sef no dey for #50 again.
Not even Buhari's tenure was this tough. Anyways, we all go reap whatever we sow vote

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Politics / Re: NNPC And NIPCO Set Up Power Plant And Gas Distribution Centre At Lekki Free Zone by Lalami3232(m): 10:19am On Sep 06
The rate at which Lagos is advancing is alarming. The government and structure on ground dey allow development more than any other state for the country. How I wish all states can be like Lagos.
Eko ni baje !!!!!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: How Did You Meet The One You Are In A Relationship With by Lalami3232(m): 9:39am On Sep 06
Should we tell him grin?
Crime / Re: Ogoshi Brothers Jailed For 17 Years In US For Sextortion Scam by Lalami3232(m): 9:19am On Sep 06
Rather than everyone coming together to speak against this fraud, you will see these tribal bigots turning this thread into a tribal war. This is why politicians are having a filled day with y'all. Someone was killed in Ibadan and some mumu dey bash other tribes and calling them skull miners. Una mumu no too much?? Any international crime we commit abroad, oyibo no dey get time to ask if na Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa na do am. Dem dey take am say na NIGERIA commit the crime.
Make una dey fight unaselves over frivolities oooooo, while the house is burning more and more.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Family / Re: What Is The Right Gift To Gift To My Intending In-laws? by Lalami3232(m): 9:11am On Sep 06
Someone above me was asking the OP if the babe was a virgin or a community project before he met her but he stylishly brushed the question aside. That's an indication to say that the op inherited the bus from another driver.
Anyways, since you couldn't answer that question, then I really can't tell you the best gift to give them. But nothing beats a substantial sum of money in a clean and ironed envelope ✉️ and padded with a good wine.
OP did you meet her as a virgin? If NO, then save money from now for DNA test and thank me later

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: I Had A Weird Dream Today About A Pastor. by Lalami3232(m): 9:08am On Sep 06
Should we tell him? grin
Politics / Re: Bill Gates Announces $2.8 Billion Investment In Nigeria by Lalami3232(m): 7:12am On Sep 06
Nice initiative but we already know the end result of the project. If you claim you don't know, then neither do I.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Politics / Re: FG To Use NIN For Verification As It Begins Sale Of 50kg Rice At ₦‎40,000 by Lalami3232(m): 7:01am On Sep 06
We go use NIN before we fit buy rice at a cheaper price? grin cheesy
The Nigeria citizens deserve the leaders they have. If you come to this forum most times, you go just shake head. People dey suffer but dem go dey here dey defend all sorts of rubbish just because of political affiliation, religion, tribe etc, laslas dem go use a new account to create a post of "PLS HELP ME, MY RENT AND PALMPAY ARE ON MY NECK".
Dear men and women, no pity anybody this period oooooo, let everyone reap the fruit of their choice. 2027, you go still see dem acting this f00lish because of salt and raw rice.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Politics / Re: Petrol Price Hike: Residents Stranded As Transporters Protest In Ilorin by Lalami3232(m): 7:01am On Sep 06
Make everybody go house jare. Next time, una go wear thinking cap before approaching the pooling boot. 2027, you go still dey surprise with wetin these same people go do again.
There's consequences for every action!!!!!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Naija Woman Expresses Love For Husband As She Gifts Him Lexus SUV For Birthday by Lalami3232(m): 5:47am On Sep 06
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Congratulations to you Sir!!!
But let me tell you the reality before I give you my DNA test advise. Oga, if a woman gives you anything, you're going to pay 19 times higher than what you collected. If this man gives he wife the same quality of car for her birthday, this woman go frown inwardly cheesy. When a woman gives you anything, she's indirectly waiting to reap a bountiful harvest . Hence, some men don't like collecting things from women. A woman can give you just 5K in 3years and still come out to say "after all I did for him when he didn't have anything 😆".
Anyways, congratulations to you Sir. Atleast you get woman wey dey give you car even though we know say you go pay more later, unlike most men wey dey receive only sex from their partners. Funny enough sef, some dey even deprive their husbands of sex, hence you see them on nairaland creating different monikers to cry bitterly because of lack of sex.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.
Oga did you meet her as a virgin or the door was wide opened and dilapidated before you took full ownership? If NO, then use 5 seconds to read below


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall atall

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Romance / Re: "I Can’t Get Tired Of S£x, Even When I’m Not H0rny” by Lalami3232(m): 3:46am On Sep 06
Imagine telling a man to pay brideprice on a sex machine grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Reveals What She Did After Collecting Money From A Guy For Transport by Lalami3232(m): 5:58pm On Sep 05
Some men too mumu!!!
I can't date a girl that will request for transportation fare. It shows she needs a job and not a relationship or sex

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 5 Bandits In Katsina, Recover AK-47, Motorcycles (Photos) by Lalami3232(m): 5:20pm On Sep 05
Kudos to the Nigeria military!!!!
If 9ja armed forces wan work, dem dey try completely. Once again, I say kudos to the 9ja military.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: What To Do When Your Wife Is Losing Interest In Love Making... by Lalami3232(m): 3:31pm On Sep 05
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If I recall correctly, there's something called "the law of diminishing return". Economics say If you've been eating eba, rice or a particular food for too long, you tend to lost interest in eating it at a point.

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Crime / Re: Idowu Christianah: Alleged Serial Killer, Adeleye Ayomide Arrested (Pictures) by Lalami3232(m): 5:27am On Sep 05
The heart of humans especially Nigerians are wicked. Our heart black pass were dem dey take clean leg. Some will be caught with human parts and they will confess that they sold the head for as low as 5000. How do God and everyone in heaven see us? I just dey imagine God's facial expressions as he dey view Nigeria. Tueehh!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Sports / Re: Ballon D’or 2024: Super Eagles Winger Ademola Lookman Makes 30-Man Shortlist by Lalami3232(m): 5:25am On Sep 05
First good news of the month!!!
Hopefully, more will flow in but I'm certain it will be from outside Nigeria as usual because inside 9ja don cast
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Politics / Re: Afenifere To FG: Fuel Price Hike Compounding Challenges Nigerians Are Facing by Lalami3232(m): 5:22am On Sep 05
You will see everyone complaining now, you go think say dem don get sense. Wait till 2027 and you will be surprised. Sell your vote because of rice, salt and matches stick and suffer for 4yrs.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Politics / Re: Anambra Woman, Kids Arrested For Beating 75-Year Old Husband Over Firewood by Lalami3232(m): 5:19am On Sep 05
The heart of a man Nigerian is desperate and wicked. Na wa ooooooo!!!!!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Slams Trolls Who Called His Wife Ugly After Sharing Wedding Video by Lalami3232(m): 4:22am On Sep 05
That's what we call "standing up for your woman"

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Obi, Atiku Should Step Aside, We Need New Faces - Kenneth Okonkwo (vid) by Lalami3232(m): 11:43am On Sep 04
I support this talk!!!
We need new and capable hands. But unfortunately, we don't see such a person because the system is corrupt from grassroot to the top.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Crime / Re: Lady Caught Stealing Expensive Items From Boutique Where She Works (Photos) by Lalami3232(m): 3:57pm On Sep 03
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After dem don sleep with numerous men finish or steal, dem go enter social media to oppress young hustling men/women. Dem go say "I can't date a broke man" or "I'm a badie, I'm expensive" cheesy.
Gen-Z on the beat cheesy grin

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Crime / Re: How Do I Go About A Local Romance Scammer by Lalami3232(m): 3:22pm On Sep 03
For you to be looking for an agency to track down the criminal shows that you're not thinking in the right direction. What you should be looking for is how to raise money for your brother to go for DNA test, especially for the first and last child.
I would have taken you more serious if you said you needed 400K for DNA test for your brother's children and not this rubbish. There's an adage that says "ashawo wey go marry, na holiday she go", so your brother's wife only went for a holiday and nothing more.
Suggest DNA test for your brother and stop chasing shadows. Only God know how many men don pipe your brother's wife cheesy
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news
Oga did you meet her as a virgin or the door was wide opened and dilapidated before you privatized her? If NO, then use 5 seconds to read below

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Travel / Re: 3d Renderings Of Lagos Rail Stations Vs After Construction by Lalami3232(m): 1:51pm On Sep 03
How's can Lagos be the only state developing when we have 36 states nationwide? God bless Lagos state and all those trying to make it a better place.
Eko ni baje!!!
What do I even know aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Poor Israel Adesanya by Lalami3232(m): 1:45pm On Sep 03
Small small, other men are coming to the consciousness of knowing that dating or marrying a non-virgin aka borehole is as horrible as treason. Can you compare a used laptop to a new one? Even if na U.K use, it still can't be compared. Oga Israel, kindly use your platform to educate men on DNA test.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Benin: Republic AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) On 7th September 2024 by Lalami3232(m): 6:02am On Sep 02
If na super falconets dey play, I for get hope say we go win. But you see these our men's national team, I can't vouch for dem atall. They're as unpredictable as Nigeria politicians.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeats South Korea 1 - 0 In Women's U-20 World Cup by Lalami3232(m): 5:26am On Sep 02
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Up 9ja women!!! Aside paternity fraud, our women are the best jare. I'm so happy for the super falconets. Bring the cup home!!!!!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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