Ashawo wey rush go marriage, na holiday she go.

Nice initiative by the federal government.
Dear federal government, pls if you can ever see this message of mine, I want you to also enforce the following:
1. Maximum sentence to all SIMPS
2. Compulsory DNA if you didn't meet her as a virgin but as a non-virgin aka borehole
3. Maximum punishment for tribal bigots
4. Read number 2 again
5. Read number 4 again
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

A man is never a virgin!!! Even scientists can't even prove if my father was a virgin or not. That's to show you that virginity isn't attributed to men but women. God wey put a seal of blood for women hymen know say female virginity is important. But here today, we hardly see virgins but boreholes na full everywhere

A billionaire was kpekusnaped by a borehole

The only thing you need in Nigeria to be happy is data and power bank . Funny stories everywhere 😅
What do I even know sef aside been shocked at what I read online and enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Even if dem put the guys for jail, who don die don lost already. People go dey play and over 2.5 with their lives. Na wa ooooooo
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

This case of Bobrisky go show you say, if you step on the toes of some people, dem go get you down through another means. It's now quite obvious say some top persons needed a means to get down Bob. But anyways, taking the likes of Bobrisky is a good thing to the new generation. If these Gen Z see hardworking teachers earning 50K monthly while a nuisance like Bobrisky earning millions, which person footstep you think say dem go follow? What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Ashawo wey rush go marriage, na holiday she go

Na person wey no get money to buy beer na say E dey bitter

😂😆

I ask again, "WHO YOUR MAMA EPP??"

Hardworking women are the best to marry or date. When they love you, it's genuine and not because of what they stand to benefit.
One last thing, they have the tightest kpekus because they use their hands and brain to fend for themselves unlike slay queens wey dey use kpekus dey survive

Everyday we go out in peace and return back home in Nigeria, it's a testimony oooooo

Your mama go think say her prayers for you no dey work, not knowing say na you dey make her prayers look futile. She's praying for her son to be great but her son wants only his penis to be great 😃

While others are wishing to embrace GMO food, I'm here wishing for all men to go for DNA test if they didn't meet their wives as virgins.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Nigerian girls won't say theirs due to hypocrisy. But I can guarantee you that ours is far worse. When it comes to immorality, don't joke with our non-virgins aka boreholes, they're the number one.

Do I still need to preach DNA gospel? Believe these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, at your own peril

The rich always favours the rich while the poor fights and kill themselves over the rich. Our mumu no too much? What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Should we tell him what been broke means? . What do I even know aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Should we tell him?

Nigerian girls 😂

Award for mediocre!!!
Let me use this medium to enlighten my fellow men nationwide.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

I don't care how she made the money, all I know be say she tried because every mother deserves joy. Mothers are gold!!!

After you don scatter her finish, you go come join us to call her borehole later. Her future husband is somewhere scattering someone's wife's kpekus also, so no issue sha.
I really don't have much to say to you sha, only thing I get to say be say "scatter the kpekus wella for the unfortunate man wey go inherit am" because na wetin una sabi. Funny enough, a man someday will inherit the borehole you drilled and he will say "pls respect my wife" . If you know wetin dey happen out there, you won't even think of marrying a non-virgin aka borehole. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Na wa ooooooo!!!

Na person wey no get money to buy beer na go say "beer dey bitter". The parable is only for the wise to understand. Shebi na who get food dey eat? Shebi na who get leg wey waka? Shebi na who get eye dey see? Shebi na who get ear dey hear? What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

A culture that tells men that they don't deserve love when they're broke shouldn't tell men to be faithful when they're rich. You go see a Nigerian girl looking rough and unkempt, when you ask her why she hasn't made her hair, she will say "I no get boyfriend". These ladies see men as a source of job, income etc hence the men see them as a sperm bank and borehole to drill. If a lady says "this guy is my ex", just know say she's indirectly saying "na this guy dey foot my bill and drilling my borehole". I really wonder how these men dey fit marry all these ladies wey no get virginity, una dey try oooooo. Do you know the amount of sperm deposit wey don enter that your wife/girlfriend before you later privatized her kpekus? How I wish kpekus has a mileage like car, majority of una for understand wetin I dey talk. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

I can't blame you young man, I sincerely understand why you acted this way. You know say if she stays longer than this, the borehole gets wider due to numerous engineers wey go drill am. Now I understand the phrase called "catch them young". I wish you nothing but the best sha. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted