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Romance / Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by Lalami3232(m): 4:29am On Aug 08
And you believe it's just 20? 😆😅😅😅
Whatever a lady tells you about her body count, multiply by 3, then add 4 to it, you get the exact figure.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Celebrates Release From The Prison With Boat Cruise Party by Lalami3232(m): 2:30pm On Aug 07
Is this news? Why not post students who graduated with first class after many years of labour. Why not post people who work hard daily to make the society a better place for us all? But here we are posting about Bobrisky wey no get any importance value to the society.
What do you I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: Moment Lady’s Wig Got Stolen During Marriage Proposal (video) by Lalami3232(m): 1:59pm On Aug 07
Congratulations to you!!!
Just imagine a full fledged man kneeling down to propose to a girl he may not have met as a virgin. If you're kneeling down for a non-virgin wey numerous men don chop tire, wetin you go do when you meet a decent virgin babe.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Politics / Re: FG Unveils Comprehensive Strategy For Economic Growth, Citizens’ Welfare by Lalami3232(m): 8:15am On Aug 07
Comprehensive indeed, comprehension indeed, compression indeed grin cheesy
What do I even sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Education / Re: Zamfara Foundation Offers Scholarships, Health Intervention To Vulnerable People by Lalami3232(m): 8:14am On Aug 07
Did you meet your wife as a virgin? If NO, then the below paragraph is for you.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: Gen Z Are More Holy Than Our Parents by Lalami3232(m): 7:29pm On Aug 06
Pls speak for your family members abeg.
Majority of our parents were virgins but today you can hardly find one virgin even if you enter church. Majority of dem no get more than 2 body counts back then. But today, a non-virgin with 5 body count is regarded as decent. How dare you compare Gen-Z with our mothers of old People dey go village back then to marry virgins but nowadays it's not possible sef to see a virgin because na boreholes we see everywhere

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Politics / Re: Protesters Storms Nyesom Wike's House In Port Harcourt (video) by Lalami3232(m): 3:31pm On Aug 06
You go see these people protesting like say dem get sense. In 2027, you go see dem dey campaign because of religion, ethnicity or 5K.
Even for this nairaland, you see dem insulting each other because of politicians wey no know dem. Nigeria never ready, make we no dey deceive ourselves. Even from the comments on this forum, you go know say we still get long way to go. Until we're ready to stand as one, politicians will continue having a filled day.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Using Fake Transfer To Buy Benz From A Car Dealer (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 3:24pm On Aug 06
If you ask am say why he do such a thing, he go say "na devil's work". But whereas, we all know say he do am because he wan belong to the top guys and to fit dey sleep with these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes.
If you get any of all these yahoo boys close to your house, you go fear to marry sef. These guys sleep with almost everything on skirts. You go see different babes coming and leaving with different shapes and sizes. I dey wonder how men dey fit dey marry these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes wey dem don chop tire around the community.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: Fine Girl Privilege Done Ruin This One by Lalami3232(m): 3:22pm On Aug 06
I sense lies here, green lies for that matter. But if this story na true atall, then no be for 9ja this one go happen. Inasmuch as we dey batch these non-virgin women a.k.a boreholes, we should give them their credit atimes.
A 9ja woman can't say such, she go rather dey cheat for your back but no go ever ask for open marriage

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Romance / Re: The 6 Ways To Attract The Girl Of Your Dreams by Lalami3232(m): 3:15pm On Aug 06
Attract what Her ex wey don chop her numerous times only used shawarma or noddles
Politics / Re: Sit-at-home: Enugu Govt Laments Absenteeism Among Federal Workers On Mondays by Lalami3232(m): 9:39am On Aug 06
While tribalism is the order of the day here, let me use this medium to be advising my fellow men nationwide with the good news.
Oga did you meet your wife as a virgin, if NO then the following paragraph is for you


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: Man Invites Friend's Girlfriend To His Birthday Party Without Informing Him by Lalami3232(m): 5:39am On Aug 06
cheesy
This is what you get when a non-virgin a.k.a borehole is dating a public penis
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Politics / Re: Protester Lament Low Turnout For The Hunger Protest In Lagos (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:22am On Aug 06
Turnout to do what exactly? I rather count the entire grains of rice in a bag of rice than for me to go dey waste time in protesting. Laslas, we all go wise in 2027. This is an indication say if you vote base on tribalism, political affiliation or religious, you go see shege pass majority of us wey even warn you.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Politics / Re: Electricity Supply Falls 60.15% To 1,255.78MW by Lalami3232(m): 5:19am On Aug 06
Rather than everyone looking for a way to give a long lasting solution, you go see the way dem go turn this thread to tribal war. Una mumu no too much for this platform?
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga forget it oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Career / Re: Girl Spins Like Fan Around Pole In Night Club To Make Money (Photos, video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:27pm On Aug 05
grin
That's the same way we spin around the vagina of these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes in Nigeria

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why You're Unlucky With Women by Lalami3232(m): 7:51am On Aug 05
Add this to the list:
5. Maybe some of us want pure food (virgins) and not roughly used, scattered and public food (non-virgins).

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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out Over New Rival After Buying Boyfriend Playstation Portal by Lalami3232(m): 4:06am On Aug 05
grin
Who won't pick a video game over a non-virgin a.k.a borehole?

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Politics / Re: Bomb Explodes In Borno Ahead Of Protests, 19 Residents Feared Dead by Lalami3232(m): 8:47am On Aug 01
When you read some news eeh, you go dey wonder the kind heart wey some people get. But what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Crime / Re: I Killed My Father Out Of Hatred For Him – 29-Year-Old Suspect by Lalami3232(m): 7:08am On Jul 31
The heart of humans are wicked!!!
I pray for you this day, may you not give birth to what will end your life and may you not marry an overused woman(non-virgin) but a fresh and pure woman(virgin).
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Family / Re: I Thought I Could Change Him To Be A Better Man by Lalami3232(m): 7:07am On Jul 30
If you no want "hot advice", why you bring your matter to social media? As you no want strong advice, make I give your husband the advice wey go help am. Oga did you meet your wife as a virgin? If NO, then the below advise is for you sir

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: NDLEA Officer Proposes To His Corper Girlfriend (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 9:28am On Jul 27
Congratulations!!!
Oga did you meet her as a virgin? If NO, then the below advise is for you

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Boy Pours Wine On Girlfriend To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos) by Lalami3232(m): 4:50am On Jul 27
Why waste such amount on a non-virgin a.k.a borehole? All these children sef grin
You can't see the rich doing such, never.
Anyways, treat your personal borehole the way you want sha.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Brings His Oyinbo Wife To Spend Time With His Family (pics/video) by Lalami3232(m): 4:35am On Jul 27
Is it not better to marry these oyibo women than to marry our non-virgins wey go bill you scatter and no get anything tangible to offer aside kpekus wey dem don share finish for street during their hoe phase?
Oga, you're wise jare!!!

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NYSC / Re: Corper Shows The Meals They Got Served At NYSC Camp by Lalami3232(m): 8:35pm On Jul 26
That's not my business jare!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: Lady Fumes In Anger & Rejects Her Man's Wedding Proposal To Her (Pix/Vid) by Lalami3232(m): 3:52am On Jul 25
Why do these men openly beg these non-virgins aka boreholes? Dem go dey kneel down to beg wetin numerous men don chop tire.
The ex go just dey smile 😁

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Romance / Re: Man Seeks Advice Over Girlfriend’s Habit Of Giving Out Her Number To Other Men by Lalami3232(m): 7:01pm On Jul 22
Rule number 1: don't ever try to privatize a public property.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Crime / Re: Lady Creates Awareness About A New Trick Criminals Are Using To Rob (video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:24am On Jul 22
The idea of these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes advertising their sagged and sagacious breast is so annoying. Na wa ooooooo!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: Is There Karma When I Chop And Clean Mouth by Lalami3232(m): 5:23am On Jul 18
grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Man Shares His Deliverance From Homosexuality by Lalami3232(m): 5:22am On Jul 18
Hopefully our Nigerian women will share their deliverance story from been non-virgins aka boreholes someday.
Romance / Re: How Black Men Were Forced To Produce Slave Children In The USA (PHOTOS) by Lalami3232(m): 5:21am On Jul 18
Sad!!!

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