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Romance / Re: Iโ€™m Bored At Home by Lalami3232(m): 4:49pm On Jun 18
You just dey learn yahoo newly or what? You can't cashout with this cheap and wacky strategy atall atall.
God abeg oooooo cheesy

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Career / Re: Lagos Boy Blows From Being A Waiter In Surulere To Fendi Model by Lalami3232(m): 2:52pm On Jun 17
Congratulations bro!!!

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Politics / Re: Who Remembers This Caption That Went Viral In 2022? by Lalami3232(m): 1:54pm On Jun 17
Funny enough, they will even make same mistake at a lower price (#500) in 2027. The easiest way to play Nigerians around your little finger is by using religion and ethnicity. Na this tool na politicians dey use every year and E go come out successful. Anyways, we all go learn laslas in 2031 sha.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Confronts Side Chick Who Use Anal Sex To Snatch Her Husband by Lalami3232(m): 1:47pm On Jun 17
grin cheesy
Pets / Re: Nigerian Lady Shares A Video Of Herself And Her Pet (pics/video) by Lalami3232(m): 1:47pm On Jun 17
grin cheesy

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Health / Re: Nigerian Boy Spotted With Rare Blue And Red Eyes (pics/video) by Lalami3232(m): 1:46pm On Jun 17
Na wa ooooooo

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Romance / Re: My Sport Betting Losses Over A 9 Year Period by Lalami3232(m): 3:56pm On Jun 16
grin cheesy grin cheesy
OP you're amongst the few punters wey get luck. Majority of us don lost millions if we're to calculate it, but we move sha because tomorrow may be our cashout day.

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Romance / Re: My Cousin Likes Me, Should I Risk It? by Lalami3232(m): 5:24am On Jun 16
Anything wey you and your cousin wan do with una body, make una do. Why coming here to seek validation before turning your cousin to borehole? Sometimes eeh, I dey force myself to doubt if una brain dey for una feet or kneecap

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: NASS May Propose Seizing Defaulting States, LGsโ€™ Allocations by Lalami3232(m): 1:59pm On Jun 15
Why are you saying "MAY PROBE"? Those defaulting states should be probed jare. They have billions to embezzle but can't pay minimum wage. Nigeria's situation is so pathetic and E go fit make person cry/depressed if he remember am.
But what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: She Cheated!! Can You Give Her A Second Chance (full Story) by Lalami3232(m): 6:05am On Jun 14
This OP mumu oooooo!!!
Guy, begin to wear skirt because you're not qualified to be called a man. If toto just tight, una go dey mumu unaselves
NYSC / Re: Lady In NYSC Uniform Spotted At Intl. Airport Same Day She Signed Out (Pic/Vid) by Lalami3232(m): 5:55am On Jun 14
Were you expecting her to stay here for a year grin? Majority of us wey dey here na because we no get connection or privileged to leave, else we fit even leave on our birthday.
That's really not my business sha, my one point agenda is to enlighten men with the good news. Oga did you meet her as a virgin? If NO, then the below sentence is for you.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Family / Re: How Do I Chase Away My Inlaws From My House by Lalami3232(m): 5:54am On Jun 14
While others are advising you rightly and wrongly, let me use this medium to enlighten my fellow men nationwide with the good news. OP did you meet her as a virgin? If NO, then the sentence below is also for you.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Whom Will You Marry Between These 2? by Lalami3232(m): 1:00pm On Jun 13
Since both of them are non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, I see no difference there. If you're lucky, you may get the tighter borehole. But like an average Nigerian woman, they are either liabilities before you marry them or they become full-time liabilities after marriage. So my advice is to pick any of them who's tighter because they're all the same.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: FG Warns Of Mass Sacking As Labour Disowns Agreement by Lalami3232(m): 9:57am On Jun 13
While the NLC is campaigning and advocating for better livelihood for the masses, I'm here advocating against paternity fraud by our women. So in a nutshell, both of us are doing a good thing for the betterment for humanity (especially Nigerians). What do I even know sef aside enlightening men with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall.

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Romance / Re: Heartbroken Lady As Man She Had 18 Abortions For Dumped Her To Relocate by Lalami3232(m): 6:43pm On Jun 08
Marry a non-virgin at your own peril
Romance / Re: Man Cries Like Baby After Another Broken Heart Story With The Same Outcome Makes by Lalami3232(m): 9:41am On Jun 05
grin cheesy
Crime / Re: Dismembered Body Of Missing Girls Found Near Home Of Man They Met On Facebook by Lalami3232(m): 3:46pm On Jun 04
So bad!!!
Romance / Re: DM From A Man That Married An Older Woman by Lalami3232(m): 4:22pm On Jun 02
Na wa ooooooo!!!
Romance / Re: How I Stopped My Girlfriend From Piercing Her Nose Twice by Lalami3232(m): 8:59am On May 24
Congratulations that you finally succeeded in preventing her from piercing her nose!!! But the question is, have you succeeded in stopping other guys from piercing her canal?
You people give these non-virgins aka boreholes too much relevance in the society. If she wants to pierce her vagina, why not allow her na. Una go just dey take off these girls from their home(street), hence we go dey get shortage of free kpekus

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Romance / Re: Donโ€™t Pay N3m Bride Price For A Girl Disvirgined With Urgent 2k โ€“ Reno Omokri by Lalami3232(m): 5:11am On May 22
Why pay such amount for a non-virgin aka borehole? I rather use it for bet9ja

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Romance / Re: THREAD CLOSED+++++++++++++++ by Lalami3232(m): 6:16am On May 21
Anyone wey good na I prefer. I've worked with both and they were all good to me. Besides, dem no dey use tech guys wey sabi work dey play
Romance / Re: Photo Of 14-year-old Boy And 13-year-old Girlfriend Expecting Their First Child by Lalami3232(m): 4:09am On May 14
What a generation!!! At age 14, I was still bathing outside, I never even know how woman dey taste. But nowadays, a 14yrs old is an expectant father ๐Ÿ˜†

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Romance / Re: A Kenyan Tiktok Celebrity Quits LGBTQ After Fathering A Baby Boy by Lalami3232(m): 4:06am On May 14
When he tasted kpekus, he had a rethink cheesy
Kpekus na your mate?

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Health / Re: You Are The Luckiest Woman On Earth If Your Husband "Joystick" Is Still Active by Lalami3232(m): 2:27pm On May 12
The women love joystick so much but they keep on pretending upandan ๐Ÿ˜† cheesy

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Properties / Re: Would You Buy This Bicycle For N10 Million ? (photo Attached) by Lalami3232(m): 1:01pm On May 11
Yes I will buy it!!! Do you know why?
It's better I waste my hard earned 10M on a NEW product than wasting it on marrying a non-virgin a.k.a borehole wey several people don chop tire. Do you know the number of people that had used that your non-virgin partner before you chose to privatize?
Anyways, I will gladly buy this one rather than going for a Nigerian used product cheesy
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: I Am Trying To Understand My Life by Lalami3232(m): 11:58pm On May 10
grin grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Man Shares Deplorable Hostel Room Conditions At UNN Nsukka (Disturbing Video) by Lalami3232(m): 12:40pm On May 08
Na wa ooooooo cheesy

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Romance / Re: How Do l Become A Sim Card Registration Agent by Lalami3232(m): 12:34pm On May 08
Nice topic but they won't move it to FP
Crime / Re: How I Killed My Cousin, Friend, 3 Others For Rituals - Fruit Seller Confesses by Lalami3232(m): 7:25am On May 07
When will these people be wise? Even with all these rituals, sacrifices and all, none of dem dey ever dey as rich as Elon Musk. If na sacrifices dey make person rich, na be say Elon Musk for don kill almost everyone for USA. Nigerians and their mumu mentality sef!!!
Funny enough, these nairalanders go use this story take do tribal wars instead of creating awareness.
Abeg jare, what do I know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: A Lady Need Serious Advise, Pls Hide My Identity And Post For Me by Lalami3232(m): 5:44am On May 06
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Religion / Re: When Your Dating Partner Is Disturbing You For Marriage by Lalami3232(m): 9:46am On May 05
Sometimes eeh, I dey confuse because I no know why I go dey date person but I go still get to think if I should spend the rest of my life with him/her. No be juju be that?
So what's the essence of been in that relationship if I go still dey think say "should I marry him/her if dem propose"?
But here again, this na Nigeria wey some gender dey see relationship as a job and a passport to leave abject poverty while others dey see relationship as a medium of having free sex and explore.
Abeg jare, what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news


Oga instead of you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted.

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Romance / Re: What Are The Things That Are Deal Breakers In A Relationship? by Lalami3232(m): 7:06am On May 05
Been a non-virgin a.k.a borehole

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