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If you look at it carefully, number 3 is the mother of them all. When your partner has number 3, she already has almost 90% of the others. Let me explain, na only a nonvirgin go get high body count, abortions, children outside wedlock, hugh sex drive, STD etc. So I fear number 3 more than everything there. Jesus wey allow himself to be born by a virgin/fresh woman no know wetin He do abi? If you like allow your children to be conceived from a public playground.

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Dating is what you you have with a non-virgin while courtship is what you have with a pure and unadulterated woman(virgin). Now let me ask, oga are you dating or you're courting? Funny enough, 95% of men have only dated and not "courted" while 98% of men have married who they dated and not who they courted .

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I miss the good old days!!!
The good old day where people could travel without fear. The good old days where the minimum wage could feed a family of 2. The good old days where you could travel without keeping money for ransom, just in case. The good old days where we had more virgins in the rural areas than non-virgins. The good old days where we only saw unclothedness on pornography videos, not what we see everyday in the street. The good old days where 95% of DNA test were positive, unlike the 15% we have now. The good old days where non-virgins didn't need vagina tightening cream, unlike today.
I miss the good old days!!!

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Na wa ooooooo!!!
The boldness of these people is second to none. Even when a Fulani man isn't the president, they're still bold and fearless like non-virgins who did paternity fraud. The million dollar question is: who dey give these people mind? For non-virgins, I know say na the ignorance of their partners and cost of DNA test dey give Dem mind, but how about these herdsmen?

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FG abeg make una block our borders ooooooo. We can't be dealing with insecurity, hunger, inflation, banditry, kidnapping, paternity fraud by non-virgins and still add Ebola to it. Abeg make una block everywhere jam.

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Madam as you sabi forget everything, why you no forget to ask the guy for money?
Nigerian women sef ... Tomorrow you go see dem asking so desperate for a husband by attending churches, prayer houses, miracle challenge, social media crying and begging for a man etc. I keep on saying this and I will say it again, "99% of women had good men who wanted to marry them in their prime. Na either her wrong choice or character na drive the man comot". See as she dey gaslight the man 😁, dem must always get an excuse for everything bad. Nowadays, dem don tag runs as hookup, bad character as mood swing. That's really not my business sha, my business na to advise men wey dey marry this week say DNA test is important than naming ceremony for non-virgin partners. If she had sexual discipline, you would have met the door tightly shut and sealed.

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This is so informative, nice and cool but I'm more concerned about the fact that you didn't emphasize more about NUMBER 4.
Are they only beautiful? Beauty alone doesn't cut it nowadays, we need decency, God-fearing, loving, industrious and VIRGIN women. What's the essence of beautiful face when the kpekus is a playground. So I ask again, are your women beautiful virgins or I should forget about the question?

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This guy story eeh, is an indication that DNA test important pass naming ceremony oo. Oga until you're financially buoyant to conduct 4 DNA test in different hospitals, don't attempt to marry a non-virgin.


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If you like, no do DNA test .
My wife is different, my girlfriend is different, my baby mama is different bla bla bla. Oga go for DNA test first because these non-virgins are full of signs and wonders

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Men are getting wiser and smarter daily .
The next thing na compulsory DNA test if you no meet her as a virgin. Laslas, we all go get am clear. But make we analyze this scenario sef: why should you give a non-virgin partner something you can't afford to let go? As I dey so, anything wey I give a woman, I won't take it back because I dey use my correct brain to give and I go think am over and over again before I give, I don't give because of love. But some of una, immediately love catch una small, una don begin give like mumu. During sex, una go dey promise heaven and earth. But it's never too late sha bro, collect am back jare

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I no bother reading the entire story because I don already know say she go try to gaslight the guy ex and the sister. She go blame everybody else except herself
I keep on saying that "women are the custodian of sex while men are the custodian of marriage". As a woman, you have to be careful when you dey your prime because you may mistakenly lost good men wey genuinely love you. See how she don lost out and she go dey blame everybody except her bad choice. Anyways, that's really not my business sha. Imagine say all these babes wey we dey chop for street for free today made the right choice, where we for see free kpekus dey drill? Every disappointment is a blessing in disguise jare. Dear ladies, ladies you can't miss out on two things, you will either get your choice partner by your right choice or get the right street drillers (us) by your wrong choice. Either way, you go get your choice laslas

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Hakimi!!! The mentor to all men in the west

I thought y'all said "WOMEN DON'T NEED MEN" .
Now le's get to the main topic, madam when you had the opportunity of having a man who dey greese your Nissan engine and warm your bed, how did you treat him? Majority of una go use bad character pursue men finish and una go dey come social media to claim victims. In their prime, they think say all the men wey dey toast dem na wan marry dem. Not knowing say 97.5% of your toasters just want to smatch, drill and go away. When you comot marriage or waste your prime, na then you go know say we wey remain for the street na "drillers and drilling engineers" and not husband material. Anyways madam, if you dey find who wan marry you, then you're building castle on the air because most men know say dem don suck the entire juice finish. But if you dey find a knacker, we plenty full street and we promise never to let you down

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This was the good old days!!!
Nowadays, DNA test result go come out negative and a woman go come out to say "I never told him he was the father of the kids, he just assumed he was".

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Should I really tell him?? 😁

Make I add my own join as a tech guy.
One of the most lucrative fields you can dive into nowadays is tech. You don't need to be good in mathematics or science inclined before you can do wonders in tech. I have friends who studied art courses and are doing well in tech. Now most of una go dey ask: how can I start.
Simple step is pick a tech niche and be thoroughly good at it. It's now quite competitive because alot of people are going into tech but the sky is wide enough to contain us all.
Go for cyber security or data science and thank me later. Don't go for data analysis or data analytics ooooooo, I don warn you.
Even if you don't believe my DNA test campaign, believe my tech advise because I've been into this for donkey years now

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Do I even check my scores? I no sure say my university dey show scores oooooo, na only grade you go see. But why do I even need to see the score sef? Imagine say dem give me 69 (B), e go pain me to know say na only 1 mark na deprive me from getting A. So I rather not see abeg!!! But right from day one, I don already know say high CGPA no be my business, my business na to enlighten men wey marry nonvirgins and no wan go for DNA test.

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Make I tell una wetin dey really happen wey make love dey die, especially for marriage.
1. Bored: at a point you get bored of everything and it seems you're just doing same thing over and over again
2. Choked: you get choked with your partner's presence most times. Honestly eeh, everyone needs space in their lives. Waking up to see same body besides you daily can be really boring. Hence you see some people going out and not wanting to go back home until late
3. Money: weather we like am or not, money dey spice love ooooooo. Sex also does but na money be the main ingredient
4. Sex: as a man, no matter how tight or sweet she may be, you get bored with her body at a point in life. Hence oyibo people say "variety is the spice of life" 😋.
5. Not creative: if you marry a stereotype partner wey no dey adventurous, love go dey boring. Sometimes I go ask myself again, how were our mothers able to cope with "serious men" like our fathers??
Make I stop here jare, E get why


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Honestly eeh, let's ask ourselves this question: do you think any of these politicians will bring the desired change? Even if the person is good, there's 99% chances that he will appoint some bad eggs into his cabinets, the evil ones will still decamp to the ruling party and get positions. If dem tell y'all say Reno and FFK go decamp to APC after all they said, una go believe? Anyways, I love politics but I don't believe any of these crop of politicians can make the desired changes we need at the moment.

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Between this fashion mistake and marrying a nonvirgin and still not going for DNA test, which is more disastrous? You dey tackle irrelevant things but wereas the main problem dey our doorstep

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The fact that these guys even get erection during a rape is shocking and surprising to me. Maybe I'm built differently from others, but if a woman says NO or gives me attitude, I go lost erection immediately. I no dey even fit convince woman for sex, not to talk of raping her. Sex wey cheap pass anything nowadays na a man go dey do forceful entry for? And the fact she's even saying NO and fighting, but una go still dey force dem ontop, gets me pissed off. Some of una na really animals!!! Send am back to Nigeria after his jail term jare, he's a national disappointment to us.


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What do you expect when you didn't meet her as a virgin? 😁

Are you sure you really need my advice?
This story get different views but I go patiently give you some insight make you choose.
1. The guy may just hit you and run, make E pain the ex girlfriend, that's if he don breakup with her.
2. The guy may date you just to get back at the ex, not really because he loves you.
3. This same guy may date you because he genuinely loves you like he's saying. So number 2 and number 3 are 50:50 percent chances
4. Make you also know say this guy may date you but you no go see am doing "father Christmas" again like he did for your friend. So if you love am genuinely, better for you.
5. Before you open leg give am, make sure say both of una don define wetin una want. I know say you don already love the guy, hence you're as wet as river zambia but keep sex off the table for now and define wetin una wan start.
6. Remember say your friend go village, so be careful make dem no send you to 6ft all because of preeq. Broke girls no dey joke with their source of livelihood. 😁.
7. Try relocate from that compound before Una start anything serious.
Make I stop here for now sha, I go make am 10 when una don marry and the guy needs advice on DNA test.

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Until this insecurity touches you or your family members, you will see no reason for a new government. Until it hits your loved ones, you will always how data and strenght to defend the government on nairaland and social media. May God help us!!!

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Martinelli better pass Saka? Anyways, I don't expect anything exciting from two defensive team. For the punters in the house, go and sell your family land and stake under 2.5, then thank me later by going for DNA test

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Oga calm down, you don too dey talk. Now going back to the million dollar question: is marriage to these non-virgins actually worth it at the end?
But this man, I sincerely hope you don't get married again because this na your 3rd marriage so far and it's obvious say you may likely be the problem or you're unlucky in choosing your non-virgin partners

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Na wa ooooooo..... Before una dey put all these outrageous things as bride price, make una dey ask if una daughters na virgins or fairly used. Dem add so many outrageous things for the list and dem forget to add vagina tightening cream 😁. Imagine paying such amount for a woman wey numerous men don chop for free or even with noodles and shawarma. Anyways, it's not in my place to talk sha, make una do wetin go suit una. But wetin I know be say, overpricing goods no make sense.

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We all knew that FB wasn't going to pay a dime. All these audio lawsuits sef

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Nigerian politicians go dance, buy food by the roadside, help control traffic and carry small children only during elections. And guess what? This repeated pattern has been on for over 20yrs but dem go still use am deceive the masses over and over again. Let me ask you this simple question: do you think the masses are now wise enough to vote for the best candidate or they're still manipulated by religion, tribe, political affiliation etc? As for me, I already know say the masses aren't wise enough to vote for the best. They vote for who gives them money or their religious/tribal candidate. But here again I say, we will get it right someday. Maybe our children's children generation, but someday we will get it right but not with these crop of politicians.

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Biblically, only virgins na suppose wear white. See eeh, even if dem way people wey get less than 10 body counts should wear white, 87% of Nigerian women would wear black.

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Ask one Nigerian actresses .
The average Nigerian can marry anything that has money. When I say anything, I mean anything. You don see Kolu girlfriend? Na then you go know say our women no send your looks, just get money

The government is really really really really really really really working. Shebi the praises wey una want, I don give una. If you're born in this part of the world, life is leading you by 1:0. If your parents no get connection, it's 2:0. If you married a non-virgin, oga na 3:0. If you still believe say these bunch of political thieves can give you a better life, then it's 5:0 already.

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