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Politics / Re: FG Investigates Earth Tremors In Mpape by Lalami3232(m): 3:47pm On Sep 18
Abeg oooooo, make natural disaster no reach here oooooo. But can any disaster be as bad as paternity fraud??
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: The Mysterious Disappearance Of The Anasazi People by Lalami3232(m): 8:50am On Sep 18
WOW 😳
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Was The Only One In Business Class On An Airplane by Lalami3232(m): 6:00pm On Sep 17
I like as everybody dey pretend like say we never enter trouble for this country.
There's a popular phrase that says "who dey chop no suppose to talk because na bad manners". The phrase is only for the wise.
But how person go dey face this kind daily challenge and still marry a non-virgin aka borehole wey dey likely to give am another person pikin? I rather take the risk of voting APC one last time in 2027 than settle with a non-virgin.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Pretty Woman In Tears After Discovering Her Husband Is Gay (photos & Video) by Lalami3232(m): 4:05am On Sep 17
I feel so bad for her, I'm so sorry dear. But that's how most men feel when we later discover that some of you were community projects during your LovePeddler phase. Clean the tears dear and be strong. The child/children you have are yours and nobody will come and take them away from you, unlike most men that married non-virgins aka boreholes and will be shocked later on when they discover that their children aren't theirs.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news
Romance / Re: Lady Advises Women Not To Marry Poor Men, Says It's A Disservice To Unborn Kids by Lalami3232(m): 4:41pm On Sep 16
Honestly, I sincerely agree with her 100%. Don't marry a poor man, go for a rich and wealthy man. But my question is, don't you think a rich man deserves a fresh food (virgin) rather than a roughly used, scattered and public food (non-virgin)? Since he has the money, he ought to eat the best and not a leftover. And since he has money, he's suppose to attract his type (wealthy women) and not "type amen to get a blessing this week" type of woman.
Joke apart eeh, some homes are very unfortunate ooooooo. What do I mean? The grandfather didn't marry a virgin, the father didn't marry a virgin, even the son is still not marrying a virgin but a borehole. Na wa ooooooo!!! Bros, try to break the yoke by going for a virgin and not these overused babes.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

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Romance / Re: Live Photo Of A Nigerian Alpha Male Hustling For Iphone 16 by Lalami3232(m): 4:40pm On Sep 16
Disgusting!!!

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Caught His Wife and Brother Cheating On His Bed (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 12:58pm On Sep 16
grin
She's right, the devil made her do it. But my question is "how many times has the devil made her do it? ". Those of you marrying non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, una dey try oooooo. Even if I you've made the mistake of marrying a non-virgin, don't escalate the mistake by not going for a DNA test. As long as kpekus no get "last seen online" like WhatsApp, oga go for DNA test. Like I earlier said, I will only vote in 2027 if a candidate decides to make DNA free for all. Dear business minded men, let me give y'all a lucrative business idea.
Go and produce vagina tightening cream and thank me later. The rate at which the product go sell, you go shock. Don't be scared that the product may not work. Even if it doesn't work, shame no go let dem fit return am cheesy.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga you see wetin happen for the video abi? Now get your DNA test done because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Lady’s Patience Finally Pays Off As Boyfriend Proposes After 7 Years Of Dating by Lalami3232(m): 6:58am On Sep 16
Congratulations!!!

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Events / Re: Ladies Twerk For A Dead Man During Burial Ceremony (Viewers' Discretion) by Lalami3232(m): 9:56pm On Sep 14
These Ghanaians are weird oooooo, honestly speaking. That's why they're always in competition with Nigerians.

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Politics / Re: Locations Of Petrol To CNG Conversion Centres Across Nigeria This Weekend. by Lalami3232(m): 8:05am On Sep 14
What a country grin!!!
If you tell people wey dey stay abroad about Nigeria, dem go think say vivid imagination wan keeeee you. Same way we dey tell people wey marry non-virgins about DNA and dem think say we dey exaggerate.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Single Mum Of 3 Looking For A Husband (Picture, Video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:34am On Sep 14
Should we tell her? grin

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Travel / Re: Funny Moment A Taxi Driver Pretended To Faint After Crashing Into An SUV(photos) by Lalami3232(m): 7:58pm On Sep 13
Smart guy cheesy grin
May we not encounter trouble wey go make us act like say we don faint.
May we not be in a helpless situation.
May we not encounter a problem wey our money no fit solve.
May we not marry a non-virgin aka borehole wey go use paternity fraud deceive us.
May we not be in a situation wey we no fit afford DNA test immediately after birth.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Crime / Re: Mohbad: Naira Marley, Sam Larry Risk Subpoena For Shunning Invitation by Lalami3232(m): 7:35am On Sep 12
In Nigeria, only God can give justice to the average man.

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Romance / Re: A Beautiful Pre-wedding Shot(photo) by Lalami3232(m): 10:29pm On Sep 11
Congratulations to you, sir.
From the look of things, you may not need my advice afterall. But to fulfill all righteousness, let me still say it for the benefit of those reading my comment for the first time.
Are you planning to marry a Nigerian girl who's not a virgin? Forget about whatever stories she must have told you about body count or whatsoever, it's a blatant lie.
If you didn't meet her a virgin, use 5 seconds to read the below sentence

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall
Crime / Re: Woman And Four Other Suspects Arrested For Selling Stolen Tricycles In Bauchi by Lalami3232(m): 9:13pm On Sep 11
With the way the economy dey go so, so many jobs and activities no go get gender based again oooooo. E don red sotey women don join men for the street to dey thief. My neighbor had to enter market by himself because he dey think say the wife no dey price well enough. If hunger and frustration collabo for your head, you go improvise.
Anyways, if you ever do the crime, then you should do the time. Monkey no fit dey hustle and baboon dey chop and milk am dry.
Dear God pls look with pity on us in this part of the world and ease the pains and suffering. Hunger can make people do anything!!!
Come to think of it sef, why am I even pitying dem sef Give dem salt and polo with new face cap in 2027 and watch dem sing the praises of their masters.
Once again, kudos to the Nigeria police force for doing the right thing.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Is Marriage A Blessing Or A Course? by Lalami3232(m): 4:06pm On Sep 11
Are you referring to marriage with a virgin or non-virgin?
Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by Lalami3232(m): 3:44pm On Sep 11
That's to show you that Kenyan men are more prudent when it comes to finances. There's a parable that says "na where mumu man dey na guy man take go jail". People you call stingy are investing and building houses/businesses but you wey dem dey call baller still dey rented apartment. I once saw a video of a young man online using a costly wine to wash his hand. I just shake head because dem no know.
You can never see the likes of Dangote doing such, all in the name of pleasing these non-virgins aka boreholes. A word is enough for the wise sha.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Politics / Re: IPMAN: Petrol Price Will Determine If We Buy From NNPC Or Dangote Refinery by Lalami3232(m): 3:44pm On Sep 10
A country without law and order. Everybody just dey do wetin sweet dem without following a laid down procedure.
Bros make I advise you!!! The money wey you go take marry that non-virgin, use am tidy your visa and move. Your children and grandchildren go forever dey indebted to you for future. Don't say I didn't warn y'all sha.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Properties / Re: How Much Do You Think Someone Can Spend On This I Pass My Neighbour Budget by Lalami3232(m): 3:06pm On Sep 10
How dare you call this kind of house "I pass my neighbor" nowadays. Oga, if you know the amount wey you go take build this kind house now, you go shock. You go even shock pass person wey marry non-virgin a.k.a borehole and discover say the first pikin no be he own. Show some respect to that house, oga. If men wey marry non-virgins still dey fit respect them, why won't you show some respect to this edifice.....
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Lady Shares Her Much Older Lover, Sparks Mixed Reactions Online (photos & Video) by Lalami3232(m): 3:44am On Sep 10
Congratulations ooooooo!!!

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Family / Re: UK Woman Urges Nigerian Wives: Stop Reporting Husbands To UK Police by Lalami3232(m): 2:06pm On Sep 09
My boss will always say "don't ever take your wife abroad". Now I see his reason for always advocating for people not to take their wives abroad.
Give some woman power and you go regret!!! The only woman that genuinely loves you irrespective of your flaws is your mother. Aside her, bro forget this campaign of "empower our women" oooooo. A woman wey you even train for school go tell you to your face say you're not her class tomorrow.
A woman was complaining of how she has been feeding her family since her husband fell sick for the past 3months. I just shook my head, I stood up and walked away. If you can come out and broadcast such a thing, only God know the shege wey the man go don receive for house.
Weather you like it or not, women are not meant to be leader. They're meant to train, raise and groom leaders.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo and don't take her abroad.

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Family / Re: Why Some Nigerian Men Are Not Biological Fathers Of Their Children – Psychologis by Lalami3232(m): 8:26am On Sep 09
Some vulnerable men will fall for this piece of bullshit that says "if you trust your partner, no need for DNA test". See the way dem dey seriously buy excuses for paternity fraud by also saying "the test results may b e wrong" bla bla bla grin. Now I see reasons why DNA test dey expensive, so that many men won't be able to afford it. Dear men, I'm not trying to spoil your mind but the truth is that you need DNA test to know your stand.
I read on this same platform sometime ago that a guy broke up with the fiancee because she visited the ex some few days to her wedding. Let's imagine the guy didn't find out about the incident and they later got married. Who do you think will likely be the father? Funny enough, that "goodbye sex" wey most of these non-virgins aka boreholes dey give, they don't use condom because they want it fresh and warm.
A word is enough for the wise!!! It changes nothing if you discover that the child is yours. Rather, it build a stronger bond between you, your wife and your children. First and last children and majorly the suspects.
Don't be cajoled by the writeup, choose DNA test especially when she's not a virgin. If you live around yahoo boys, you will know why you can't trust women. Anyways, I won't vote anymore except a candidate promises that DNA test is free during birth. But as long as kpekus doesn't have "last seen" like WhatsApp, oga go for DNA test oooooo.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Moment Lady Picked Man For Husband After Her Pastor Laid His Hand On Her (vid) by Lalami3232(m): 8:14pm On Sep 08
FOTO!!! shocked

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Romance / Re: Woman Filmed Dipping Bread In A Muddy River To Eat Causes Stir Online (photos) by Lalami3232(m): 8:13pm On Sep 08
This gender sef!!!

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Help, I'm Addicted To Stealing by Lalami3232(m): 1:55pm On Sep 08
grin cheesy
For your own good and that of your family, I hope say you no dey live for Calabar.
Romance / Re: How Do I Fork My Neighbor's Daughter by Lalami3232(m): 6:58pm On Sep 07
Bros, if she's a virgin, leave her alone. Especially when you know you won't get married to her. Let her future husband be the one to enjoy her fruits. Don't turn her to all these boreholes a.k.a non-virgins we have everywhere now.

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Food / Re: This Is How This Fresh Fish Barbeque Was Prepared (video/pictures) by Lalami3232(m): 5:44pm On Sep 07
I love the fact that everything around is neat.
I love the fact that the barbeque is a nice cool.
I love fact that the pictures were clear.
I love the fact that men are gaining consciousness about paternity fraud.
I love the fact that non-virgins a.k.a boreholes are reporting my account daily.
I love the fact that men who married non-virgins are contemplating DNA test.
I love the fact that I'm still actively involved in enlightening my fellow men on the dangers of marry non-virgins and not going for DNA test

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Still Together Despite Not Having Anything by Lalami3232(m): 4:08pm On Sep 07
Was she suppose to leave her marriage because the man went broke?
Business / Re: FIRS imposes N50 Levy For Transfers From ₦10,000 & Above by Lalami3232(m): 3:59pm On Sep 07
Weather you cry, get angry, pray, insult or accept it, the government is here to stay for 8yrs 4yrs. Shebi una say Jonathan was too weak? So why the unnecessary complains?? Pls make nobody come here to lament, embrace whatever the first 4 yrs gives to you in peace. We have over 1000 days more, so learn to embrace the ride cheesy.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Sports / Re: Winning Euros With Portugal Is 'equivalent To A World Cup' - Cristiano Ronaldo by Lalami3232(m): 8:12am On Sep 07
Kudos to one of the world's greatest players ever!!! You're a legend of the game and your name will be remembered for long.
But like the agama lizard 🦎 once said, "'if nobody praises me, I will praise myself". cheesy
But we all know that Europe cup isn't equivalent to the world cup. It's just like someone saying that Afcon is equivalent to world cup. No be juju be that ??
Once again, kudos to you Boss
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man For Circulating Nude Video Of Young Woman In Bayelsa by Lalami3232(m): 8:45pm On Sep 06
Mumu man!!! Na so dem go blackmail all these vulnerable naive non-virgins, collect money and still come back for more money.
Who do you blame? I blame all these loosed non-virgins a.k.a boreholes that share nudes upandan like beanscake. Go online and you will see fresh nudes daily. Sometimes, I get scared to even view dem so that I don't see the ones of my friends wives or girlfriends.
Laslas, one man go marry dem for house after sharing nudes like covid 19 vaccine and he go say "pls respect my wife" bla bla bla.
Once again, kudos to the Nigeria police force for doing the right thing. For those of you selling nudes or sending it out all because of love or money, it's only a matter of time before we view them online and even masturbate to it before your future partner comes. A word is enough for the wise!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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