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Romance / Re: My 18months Old Boy Is Behaving Stubborn by Lalami3232(m): 1:57am
Buy him fish and Agidi to eat, he would calm down. The questions wey some of una dey ask dey shock me. If u no know what to do, buy bobo join the aforementioned list above.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day I born girl pikin eeh *****"
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Been Accused Wrongly? Share Your Experience! by Lalami3232(m): 3:50am On Jul 14
In the university, I was tagged a very bad boy and a s3x addict because I had over 500 porn movies on my laptop. But funny enough, I graduated as a virgin from the uni and even waited till 28yrs before I had my first s3x. The first day I had s3x eeh, na then I know s3x is so so so overrated.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin eeh, I go ***********

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Romance / Re: Is A 14 Year Age Difference Too Much Of A Gap To Date Or Even Marry? by Lalami3232(m): 1:30am On Jul 13
U wan marry a 9ja babe of 21yrs? I no be prophet of doom but majority of 9ja babes between 18-25yrs give problem pass tooth ache oooo. E go better make go join soldiers for Borno than to marry a 21yrs old 9ja babe. First of all sha, do DNA for children. Secondly, buy honey for house because your voice go dey crack everyday because of quarrel. 9ja babes dey get sense from 31yrs upward!!!

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, the day I go born girl pikin eeh, **********
Crime / Re: 37 Nigerians Dead, Tension Grips As Fulani Group Threatens To Bomb South-south S by Lalami3232(m): 4:32am On Jun 15
I no know why I just dey smell lies around these threats. Typical fulanis no dey get time to issue threat before dem attack people. All I see here is nothing but lies and some people wey wan just cause more chaos for the already chaotic situation wey the con3 don dey already. I no be CID but i know these threats no be from Fulani people. But if na true say na dem (Fulani) na really write am, na be say dem wan bite more than they can chew oooo. Make everybody respect their lane oooo cus blood don dey hot already
Politics / Re: Bandits Attack Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria, Kidnap 2 Lecturers, 8 Students by Lalami3232(m): 5:42pm On Jun 11
MadamExcellency:


Please, renounce and cancel the statement you wrote in quote.

See why I said so. The girl child will be born for you and you will develop a very extreme affinity with her because she will understand you and you will understand her but the worse will come. She will die because of the curse you placed on yourself.

Don't be stupid, renounce the curse today for your better and best daughters.

Thank me later.

Done
Politics / Re: Bandits Attack Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria, Kidnap 2 Lecturers, 8 Students by Lalami3232(m): 12:57pm On Jun 11
Habaaaa!!!! See eeh, make we leave politics aside, if government wan wipe terrorist and bandits in one month from this con3, dem fit do am without blinking, but the fact say some dey cashout from the chaos big time is why this can't just go away. Innocent people dey die daily like frogs and some zombies dey somewhere dey gather money at the detriment of the masses. Even if karma dey work, no be for this 9ja. The rate of wickedness and heartlessness for some people is just too much. Eye yam north harpi ator.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day I go born girl pikin, I go happy like person wey win 50M ticket"

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Crime / Re: Ogun Man Stabs Bricklayer To Death Over N20,000 Debt by Lalami3232(m): 10:02am On Jun 08
Poverty and violence dey flex for the con3 like say no tomorrow. If only most of us knew in 2015, we for no make this mistake. If u want to live over 100yrs, do these 3 things:
1. Control ur sexual organs
2. Control ur anger
3. Bridle ur tongue

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like say Buhari win 2023 election"
Health / Re: Mass Resignation Of Doctors In Ondo Over Unpaid Wages by Lalami3232(m): 6:45pm On Jun 06
Chai!!! The rate with which horrible/bad news dey flood in continuously, even devil go dey jealous Nigeria grin.
The truth be say, the nation don already cast, E go hard to fit salvage anything at the moment. No matter who come in 2023, other groups must still frustrate am. Those mumu wey dey abroad and still dey say "Pls stay in Nigeria cus life over here is not easy atall", na devil go soda una left yansh. People for Iran or Afghanistan no dey see this much wahala wey we dey see so.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like magun catch"

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Crime / Re: Police Arrests 50-year-old Man For Allegedly Defiling Two Minors In Kastina by Lalami3232(m): 10:19am On Jun 01
Chai!!! The girl child is now the most endangered species in Nigeria. Why is the idiot still looking that fresh? Dem no sabi cut he hand like Sharia dey do? If to say he insult their religion, dem for sentence am to death, but as na rape case, dem still dey pet am. Deal with the hegoat accordingly jare

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I born girl pikin, I go cry like say dem force me to vote APC in 2023"
Romance / Re: Kazakhstani Bodybuilder Who Married Two Sex Dolls Is Now Open To Dating Humans by Lalami3232(m): 7:37am On Jun 01
Na waooooo, this guy dey more confused pass awa politicians. How person body go dey react for doll? No be semi madness be that? The babe wey agree to date am sef is worse than himself.
I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day wey I go born girl pikin, I go cry like who get diarrhea when he dey with he crush"

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Politics / Re: Travelers On Tegina-Zugero Highway In Niger Flee During A Bandit Attack (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 8:26pm On May 31
Which kind con3 na we even dey sef? No day without evil news. As all these aboki don begin see money for this kidnapping matter eeh, dem no go stop till infinity. Kidnapping don already turn a way of life for dem now cus that's the surest way to get rich as an Almajiri. Who get opportunity to remove himself for this autopilot con3 should do so now ooooo. No hope in sight for this con3. Na we pray pass but na we dey backward pass other con3 wey no even carry religion for head like us.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I born girl pikin, I go cry like who over 0.5 goals cut he 20M ticket"

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Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Resumes Hostilities, Bombs Oil Pipeline In Imo State(Video) by Lalami3232(m): 7:06am On May 31
Why all these na? Laslas na we(Nigerians) all dey face the punishment/sufferings. Almost everywhere for a con3 no safe again. From North to East, to West etc
Who get money to comot dis con3 should do so ASAP cus na autopilot mode we all dey.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "the day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like say Buhari win 2023 election"
Foreign Affairs / Re: ECOWAS Suspends Mali From Its Institutions After Coup by Lalami3232(m): 6:24am On May 31
grin grin... Wetin be the benefit of ECOWAS? Make we use 9ja as an example sef. 9ja wey carry ECOWAS for head, wetin we don benefit from inside? Mali people,make una no mind dem jare.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like when Chelsea win UCL"

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Romance / Re: A Man Is More Likely To Contract HIV From His Girlfriend Than From A Prost!tute’ by Lalami3232(m): 6:59pm On May 29
This man is wise ooo grin. Even wives sef dey give husband diseases nowadays.
I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I g born girl pikin, I go cry like say community dey beat me"
Romance / Re: Seven Ways You’re Making Sex Boring For Your Spouse by Lalami3232(m): 6:57pm On May 29
Laslas, E no go still pass 10mins, everywhere don weak. Abegi!!!!

I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day I born girl pikin, my tears go flow like the way Chelsea fans dey cry after losing to Mancity"

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Crime / Re: Bullets Fired By Oyo Customs Men Chasing Rice Smugglers Kill Residents by Lalami3232(m): 12:17pm On May 29
Again?
Why these idiots bullets no dey fly to hit bandits or terrorists? This is becoming unbecoming ooooo, eye yam north harpi. Innocent souls just dey die everyday from this 9ja. The daily death from this 9ja big pass 5 countries put together in 1month. God deliver us and heal our land oooo. Who get opportunity to japa from this con3, do am ASAP cus the con3 don enter autopilot mode.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like who dem accuse of stealing for Onitsha market"

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Politics / Re: ‘Crush Our Enemies’ – Fani-kayode To New Army Chief, Gen Yahaya by Lalami3232(m): 3:35pm On May 27
Eye service
Politics / Re: Children’s Day 2021: Have We Invested In Our Children Enough? by Lalami3232(m): 8:11am On May 27
When dem dey kidnap black men to Euro in the ancient times, my forefathers think say dem smart by hiding. Now see the result grin. I don come discover say there's always an advantage in every disadvantage for this life. Maybe I for be like Rashford, Jazzy or even Snoop Dog sef. But now I dey here dey hear say bread don add 30%, paint of garri now na #1200, $1 na almost #500. My forefathers, I no fit blame una sha because una no know say na so things go be laslas, but I no go make my children suffer this suffer when I dey suffer for this con3. Future kids don't worry, even if na old age na una meet me, I wan make una know say na then I ready to give una the best of lives. Every time I see children dey hustle for street, my heart dey break because E no suppose be so. This con3 get better resources wey suppose make everyone dey 40% comfortable by default. Anyways, happy children's day to una wey dey born for this current situation.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like person wey rain beat he starch clothes for party"
Politics / Re: Confusion As Accountant General Makes U-turn, Says Ibori's Loot Not Yet Returned by Lalami3232(m): 8:02am On May 27
Na wa!!! These people just dey use the entire con3 dey play ping pong game. Who get money to travel out should do so now oooo, I don talk my own finish. If u look this con3 eeh, no hope in sight atall atall. The next leader is always worse than the previous ones. Na we dey religious pass and na our con3 na cast pass in all ramification.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like say dem force me to vote for 2023".
Politics / Re: Argument Arises As Woman Confronts Senator Tinibu For Calling Her A Thug by Lalami3232(m): 7:58am On May 27
Na wa!!! All these na just for show, politicians are so so smart. Dem dey use everything dey clout jare. Next year, you go see dem begin buy Corn and beans from the roadside. Believe wetin a politician want make you believe, at ur own peril.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like say Chelsea win champions league"
Romance / Re: A Little Girl Of Four (4) Years Old Requesting To Be Sex by Lalami3232(m): 8:03pm On May 26
Na wa oooo, this na very sensitive matter. I wan commend you first of all for not been a Baba Ijesha. Now wetin u suppose do na to report her to her father especially, make dem detect were she for dey hear such word from. Dem go quickly find out if one idiot don dey finger her or if na film na she dey hear those stuffs from.
To born go dey fear person now ooooo, the rate with which dem dey take corrupt children nowadays is alarming. Social media sef no dey help matters atall. The girl child is now an endangered specie in this 9ja and it's very sad and disheartening. Abeg bros, report to her parents for the future of the girl.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I go mistakenly born girl pikin, I go cry like person wey dey purge when he crush dey around"

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Programming / Re: Can Developers Do Without The Use Of Google Or Stackoverflow? by Lalami3232(m): 11:54am On May 26
Never!!! No developer can do without Google or the DOC of a language. I've come to discover that no problem wey u go encounter for software development wey one person never encounter and solve am before. Software development is too easy nowadays, but if u no know, E go dey hard you. If u wan love programming, go for Python but if u wan hate programming, go for Java or C++. But in nutshell, all ur problems has already been solved by someone somewhere.

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Crime / Re: Nafisa Yusuf Laila: Missing Bride In Kaduna (Photo) by Lalami3232(m): 7:27pm On May 25
Na wa ooooo!!!! The rate with which ladies dey lost nowadays, we may not see baby mama or wife to marry by next year oooo. Few years ago, na pants dey lost. Now na girls dey lost upandan. May God guide our sisters, wives, friends, relations, nieces, cousins, ex and nairalanders from all these missing missing missing drama oooo.
I don talk am not before and I go talk am again "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like say Buhari win 2023 election again"

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Romance / Re: What Kind Of Tradition Is This? by Lalami3232(m): 7:18am On May 25
I hope say u go see her people too before you dey quench her for bedroom too grin? My guy, the babe no like you, that na the raw truth about this situation. Assuming say na Davido na tell her make she follow am go meet Adeleke, she for cough? Na she for dey disturb the guy sef. Baba, enjoy her kpekus while the offer last sha, I don talk my own finish.
But come to think of it sef, u suppose go show small face for her family too na. What if u be ghost Guy, if her family members know u and she no wan follow u go see ur family, better start getting a plan B. But if the family never know u well, then she's justified with her actions.
I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day I mistakenly born girl pikin, I go cry like person wey he international passport lost on he way to Airport"
Family / Re: Cutting The Connection Between My Wife And Her Male Besty by Lalami3232(m): 6:59am On May 25
Lol grin. Oga make I advise you as a fellow man. In this life eeh, na only two things na dey involve in most cases and this same "2 things" law still apply for this ur matter, make I give you the possibilities:

1. Maybe the guy and ur wife na just normal friends wey don share alot in common, though without sex sha. The friendship don too tight sotey ur wife dey find am difficult to leave the guy.
2. The guy na ur wife one time bedmate wey still dey bust ur wife head with he sex and friendship.
So wetin u go na to talk to ur wife maturedly without any shouting or false accusation because u no get proof say dem dey do anything evil. Tell her say u no dey comfortable with the friendship cus preeq and toto matter be like bread and butter for this generation, very easy to eat.
If she still no stop, then u go leave her alone cus if u use force, she go dey dodge dey go meet the guy for back. But my number 1 advise to u be say, OGA DO DNA FOR UR CHILDREN OOOO, E GET WHY.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day my wife go born girl pikin, I go cry like who dem say na Lai Mohammed be he papa".

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Romance / Re: I’m No Longer An Independent Woman, I Need A Man – Feminist Fanti Tukuwei by Lalami3232(m): 12:26pm On May 23
Lol grin.... Una never start!!!
Even with all Linda Ikeji billions, she no dey make mouth like all these feminist wey dey owe MTN airtime.
This life eeh, both men and women no fit do without each other, na so Oluwa code the program. Na so Etinosa deceive dem say "I don wash my hand comot preek matter", the next thing we see na belle she carry. Follow these social media celebs, na u keeee yasef be that.
I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day wey my wife go born girl pikin, I go cry like person wey he pastor catch dey masturbate"

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Romance / Re: If You Are Going To Get Married, Traditional Ceremony Is Enough by Lalami3232(m): 12:24pm On May 23
Well, inasmuch as I dey scatter yarn atimes, I feel say make everybody do wetin suit dem. If u think say the white and traditional is important ooo, do am. If u feel say na only traditional na important, do that one alone. No force ur opinion on another person cus two of us no get the same problem. Abroad now sef, dem no dey marry again because if u marry and the woman divorce you, na village you go find yourself after court don scrape ur money finish grin. Plenty European footballers wey I know no agree to marry, but dem give wife for house and dem dey live fine. As for me, do whatever suits you and no impose ur philosophy on others wey do am differently by calling dem SIMPs.
I don talk am before and I go talk am again "The day I go born girl pikin, I go cry like say Buhari wan come back again after 2023".

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Romance / Re: Share The Most Shocking Lie A Lady Tried To Use Get Money Of You. by Lalami3232(m): 10:05am On May 23
Lol grin
Crime / Re: $32 Million Stolen As Crypto Project Defi100 Pulls The Rug by Lalami3232(m): 8:01pm On May 22
This crypto really cripple people sha

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