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Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope: Eyewitness Account Of How The Boat Accident Happened (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 9:45am On Apr 11
All I can see here is negligence from the sides of all parties involved. It's very sad to see a young vibrant soul lost like this.
May his soul rest in peace

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Romance / Re: My Cousin Overlooked My Mother When Appreciating Those That Helped Her? by Lalami3232(m): 8:39pm On Apr 03
I ask again, "WHO YOUR MAMA EPP??"

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Romance / Re: Would You Date Or Marry Any Of Them If You Had The Chance? by Lalami3232(m): 4:38am On Apr 03
Hardworking women are the best to marry or date. When they love you, it's genuine and not because of what they stand to benefit.
One last thing, they have the tightest kpekus because they use their hands and brain to fend for themselves unlike slay queens wey dey use kpekus dey survive

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Romance / Re: Dangote Truck Kills Travellers Enroute Plateau State (viewers Discretion Adviced by Lalami3232(m): 4:30am On Apr 03
Everyday we go out in peace and return back home in Nigeria, it's a testimony oooooo
Romance / Re: Brothel Romance: Some Ayes Are After My Life by Lalami3232(m): 4:29am On Apr 03
Your mama go think say her prayers for you no dey work, not knowing say na you dey make her prayers look futile. She's praying for her son to be great but her son wants only his penis to be great 😃

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Agriculture / Re: Is It Time To Embrace GMO Food? by Lalami3232(m): 12:41pm On Apr 02
While others are wishing to embrace GMO food, I'm here wishing for all men to go for DNA test if they didn't meet their wives as virgins.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Politics / Re: PDP Moves To Sanction Members Who Worked Against Polls’ Victory by Lalami3232(m): 7:10am On Mar 27
cheesy
Romance / Re: South African Ladies Reveal The Moment They Realized They Were “Hoes” by Lalami3232(m): 5:32am On Mar 27
Nigerian girls won't say theirs due to hypocrisy. But I can guarantee you that ours is far worse. When it comes to immorality, don't joke with our non-virgins aka boreholes, they're the number one.

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Romance / Re: Man Catches Wife Cheating, Handles Situation Like A Real "G" (video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:28am On Mar 27
Do I still need to preach DNA gospel? Believe these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, at your own peril

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Politics / Re: Abba Yusuf Nominates Mustapha, Kwankwaso’s Son For Commissioner In Kano by Lalami3232(m): 6:07pm On Mar 26
The rich always favours the rich while the poor fights and kill themselves over the rich. Our mumu no too much? What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Celebrities / Re: I Met My Wife Chioma Before I Had Money - Davido (video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:50pm On Mar 26
Should we tell him what been broke means? cheesy. What do I even know aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Playing With My Feelings – What Should I Do? by Lalami3232(m): 5:32pm On Mar 25
Should we tell him? cheesy
Romance / Re: Lady Takes Risk, Climbs From Bike To Enter Stranger's Car That Asked Her Out by Lalami3232(m): 1:46pm On Mar 25
Nigerian girls 😂

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TV/Movies / Re: AMVCA 2024 Nominations [full List] by Lalami3232(m): 11:14am On Mar 25
Award for mediocre!!!
Let me use this medium to enlighten my fellow men nationwide.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Phones / Re: Moment A Lady Surprised Her Mum With A Brand New Phone At Her Market Place(vid) by Lalami3232(m): 8:43am On Mar 25
I don't care how she made the money, all I know be say she tried because every mother deserves joy. Mothers are gold!!!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said I'm Almost A Sex Addict by Lalami3232(m): 8:33am On Mar 25
After you don scatter her finish, you go come join us to call her borehole later. Her future husband is somewhere scattering someone's wife's kpekus also, so no issue sha.
I really don't have much to say to you sha, only thing I get to say be say "scatter the kpekus wella for the unfortunate man wey go inherit am" because na wetin una sabi. Funny enough, a man someday will inherit the borehole you drilled and he will say "pls respect my wife" cheesy angry. If you know wetin dey happen out there, you won't even think of marrying a non-virgin aka borehole. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: I Want To Marry My Wife's Niece As A Second Wife by Lalami3232(m): 8:30am On Mar 25
Na wa ooooooo!!!
Celebrities / Re: Shade Ladipo Reveals Why She Doesn't Want To Have Children(vid) by Lalami3232(m): 10:43am On Mar 23
Na person wey no get money to buy beer na go say "beer dey bitter". The parable is only for the wise to understand. Shebi na who get food dey eat? Shebi na who get leg wey waka? Shebi na who get eye dey see? Shebi na who get ear dey hear? What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: You Can’t Pay My Bills Because I Like Material Things - Lady Tells A Guy(vid) by Lalami3232(m): 9:48am On Mar 23
A culture that tells men that they don't deserve love when they're broke shouldn't tell men to be faithful when they're rich. You go see a Nigerian girl looking rough and unkempt, when you ask her why she hasn't made her hair, she will say "I no get boyfriend". These ladies see men as a source of job, income etc hence the men see them as a sperm bank and borehole to drill. If a lady says "this guy is my ex", just know say she's indirectly saying "na this guy dey foot my bill and drilling my borehole". I really wonder how these men dey fit marry all these ladies wey no get virginity, una dey try oooooo. Do you know the amount of sperm deposit wey don enter that your wife/girlfriend before you later privatized her kpekus? How I wish kpekus has a mileage like car, majority of una for understand wetin I dey talk. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Age Is Just A Number - Reactions As 'Young' Couple Set To Wed In Benue (Photos) by Lalami3232(m): 1:22pm On Mar 21
I can't blame you young man, I sincerely understand why you acted this way. You know say if she stays longer than this, the borehole gets wider due to numerous engineers wey go drill am. Now I understand the phrase called "catch them young". I wish you nothing but the best sha. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To NASS: Allow My Ministers Breathe & Do Their Jobs, Stop Summoning Them by Lalami3232(m): 10:15am On Mar 21
Let me tell you something that you will find difficult to believe. If we don't have a government for 1year, Nigeria won't still be worse than it's current situation. So, with or without government, it won't change. These politicians just dey use the masses as Chess ♟️. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: Got Attached With A One Night Stand, Help It Making Me Miserable by Lalami3232(m): 5:34am On Mar 21
Things dey occur for this life oooooo cheesy
Romance / Re: A Corp Member Needs Help To Solve This Issue by Lalami3232(m): 3:06pm On Mar 20
tongue
Romance / Re: I Met My Husband On Tiktok After My Ex Broke Up With Me, & We Got Married - Lady by Lalami3232(m): 3:05pm On Mar 20
Nigeria men sef, this one don go inherit borehole cheesy

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Romance / Re: Some Married People Cheating Without Protection. by Lalami3232(m): 3:03pm On Mar 20
A typical Nigerian woman for you cheesy
Education / Re: US Students Raise Huge Amount To Help Security Guard Visit His Family In Nigeria by Lalami3232(m): 1:12pm On Mar 20
Kudos to the students!!! If this were to be in Nigeria, the girls won't have contributed because they feel it's a taboo for them to assist a man with money. Majority of their contribution is kpekus, hence they see reasons to only enhance their ass and fallen breast. Na make you go dey with a girl for relationship for years and you won't benefit anything tangible from her but if una breakup, she go say "he used and dumped me". What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Music/Radio / Re: "Sweet Mother" : Nico Mbarga's Historic Hit Song Tribute To Motherhood by Lalami3232(m): 9:19pm On Mar 19
Our fathers were the luckiest men to meet good, decent, goal oriented, peaceful, loving, respectful and caring wives like our mothers.
Unlike us wey dey with loosed, nonchalant, ill-mannered, mannerless, rude, full-time liabilities and boreholes women nowadays. I wonder if the next generation of children will have a reason to celebrate mother's day sef because I no sure say 95% of the women of nowadays deserve the title of mothers.
If most of these children know the amount of men wey don suck these generation mothers breast, dem go prefer to drink akamu sef. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

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Romance / Re: When Last Did You Cry While Talking To Your Lover by Lalami3232(m): 5:21am On Mar 19
Cry grin

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Politics / Re: Activist Tells FG To Restrain The Army Over Invasion Of N/delta Communities by Lalami3232(m): 6:54pm On Mar 18
Nice one from you Mr Activist!!!
Pls also tell the F.G to make DNA test compulsory and free because these non-virgins aka boreholes are giving us other men's children. Though I don't completely blame the borehole aka non-virgin women but I blame the men who trusted them so much. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted
Romance / Re: Man Refuses To Donate Kidney To Ill Girlfriend After Finding Out She’s Cheating by Lalami3232(m): 4:45pm On Mar 18
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Religion / Re: Lady Caught Deleting Nude After Sharing It During Church Service (photos, video) by Lalami3232(m): 4:42pm On Mar 18
Na wa ooooooo 😆 grin

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