Na wa ooooooo

Nice topic but they won't move it to FP

When will these people be wise? Even with all these rituals, sacrifices and all, none of dem dey ever dey as rich as Elon Musk. If na sacrifices dey make person rich, na be say Elon Musk for don kill almost everyone for USA. Nigerians and their mumu mentality sef!!!
Funny enough, these nairalanders go use this story take do tribal wars instead of creating awareness.
Abeg jare, what do I know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Sometimes eeh, I dey confuse because I no know why I go dey date person but I go still get to think if I should spend the rest of my life with him/her. No be juju be that?
So what's the essence of been in that relationship if I go still dey think say "should I marry him/her if dem propose"?
But here again, this na Nigeria wey some gender dey see relationship as a job and a passport to leave abject poverty while others dey see relationship as a medium of having free sex and explore.
Abeg jare, what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news


Oga instead of you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted.

Been a non-virgin a.k.a borehole

Funny enough, these countries don't even budget the billions wey we Nigeria dey budget, yet dem dey get steady light. Expecting a politician to come out of the blue and make changes in Nigeria is like expecting the impossible. Year in year out, these people come with the same promises over and over again, yet the masses foolishly vote them. You even see them in this forum insulting themselves but dem dey darkness.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted. You can't be trusting a Nigerian politician and also trusting a non-virgin form Nigeria

Sometimes, I find it difficult to believe say una brain dey una head. Una dey give me the impression say una brain dey for back of una armpit

Even if I believe everything, number 2 is wrong

One man go marry this one for house tomorrow and he go say "my wife comes first before my mother" 😆😆. These men wey dey marry non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, una no dey read news and stories online? Oooooooo, una think say una non-virgin a.k.a borehole wife/fiancee was different during her hoe phase abi? Funny people 😆

Good initiative from the pastor!!! These non-virgins a.k.a boreholes will deceive men with their body counts, dem go still deceive with makeup, now dem wan deceive with eyelashes. God bless you pastor for standing up for us (real men) . Once again, wishing the couple a blessed, blissful and a DNA test free union.
What do I even have to say aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Africa my dear and loving home !!!
Whenever God looks at this part of the world, I'm sure he has no option than to smile.
Anyways Mr Groom, try go for DNA if you know say you no meet her as a virgin but you met a borehole down there.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Should we tell him

Congratulations on your positivity, Sir

Welcome back to the street, beautiful geh
This same girl wey don date for years go meet a new man and say "my body count is just 3" 😆 . Dear married men wey marry non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, does this ring a bell?
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted.

A wise man once said "Never blame the rope for been too short, blame the well for been too deep and wide". Did you get the parable abi make I call the man to interpret further? After these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes don sleep with numerous men wey use tramadol and several sex enhancing drugs scatter the wall of their canal, dem go dey blame the innocent man wey later privatized their kpekus. These men marrying non-virgins sef, una know the amount of people wey don climb una wives/fiancees etc? Na wa ooooooo!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

These non-virgins a.k.a boreholes and their way of reasoning is so so pitiful 😢.
Tueh!!!

Na wa ooooooo

Some oyibo too mumu jare

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Every simp deserves jail term

How's this news?
Anyways, let me use this my FTC to enlighten my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you know say you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

These men carry their toxic character go abroad? Sometimes I dey wonder if na the same sex wey I dey get na these guys dey get. After 10mins, your eyes go clear and you go dey face reality. Why lost your lifetime hard work/success/stress and effort because of 10mins pleasure? Funny enough, the toto may not even be super tight sef. Na wa ooooooo!!!
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Dear SIMPle men who marry these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, this and more were what your wives were doing during their hoe phase before you later privatized them. Don't get angry when I say you should go for DNA test, na for your own good oooooo. Anyways, what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Is a non-virgin aka borehole qualified to bear the title of "Oga's wife" ?

Same way the government should make DNA test compulsory in all hospitals because these non-virgins a.k.a boreholes are becoming something else. They're just having a fun-filled time because most of their SIMPle husbands can't afford the test. Government pls look into the plight of these men and make DNA test free and compulsory.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Those were the good old days!!!
After wedding reception, you go home with your tear rubber (virgin) wife, not these fairly and roughly used (non-virgins) of nowadays. When you get home, una go enjoy unaselves and you go dey happy ever after. The #500 no go pain you lailai because the partner wey you meet worth the money. Imagine been the first to drive a car, not fairly used we see everywhere nowadays.
Anyways, what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted