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Business / Re: CBN To Pump ₦1.4trn Cash Into Circulation by Lalami3232(m): 9:04am
It's really a pity and painful to see some people in this forum having hope in anything wey our politicians go talk. See eeh, all these people (politicians) are the same bunch. Majority of the policies they give na wetin go favour dem 90% and favour the masses just 10%.
If you know how these people sold Buhari to us in 2015, you go think say we go become Dubai in the next 3yrs.
After then, they came with the present president and I'm not yet seeing anything tangible. Now I ask myself say "if Tinunbu could have done awesomely well in Lagos, why can't he replicate those good things in Nigeria as a country? "
See eeh, there's something that's happening that majority of us may not know from the outside.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: The Trend Of Selling Fake Nyash: What’s Your Take? by Lalami3232(m): 6:01am
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Romance / Re: Man Gets Blocked By A Lady He Wooed For Asking If "She's An Orphan" (pix) by Lalami3232(m): 1:57pm On Sep 22
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Romance / Re: Don’t Wear Jeans To The Bedroom. Pastor Advise Married Women (video) by Lalami3232(m): 1:45pm On Sep 22
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Romance / Re: I Know Many Runs Girls Who Married Their Clients by Lalami3232(m): 11:41am On Sep 22
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Sports / Re: Daniel Dubois Knocks Out Anthony Joshua In 5th Round, Retains IBF Title by Lalami3232(m): 6:40am On Sep 22
Joshua is just going down everyday!!!
But he's cashing out sha, so it's a win:win situation for all parties sha

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Politics / Re: Edo Guber: ‘Na God Get Power’ – Philip Shaibu Jubilates As Results Trickle In by Lalami3232(m): 5:39am On Sep 22
When people say "I won't vote again", don't blame them. The electoral process in Nigeria is shambles

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Politics / Re: How Edo State Voters Were Induced With Bread, Other Food Items by Lalami3232(m): 5:34am On Sep 22
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Chop 1 day and suffer 8yrs.

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Romance / Re: Lady Rants After Brother-in-law Washed Her Clothes, Snubbing Her Pants by Lalami3232(m): 12:53pm On Sep 21
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Romance / Re: How I Keep Romance In My Marriage Alive- Pastor Adeboye by Lalami3232(m): 8:58am On Sep 21
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Crime / Re: Suspected Sex Worker Narrates Ordeal In Abuja Hotel Robbery by Lalami3232(m): 7:06am On Sep 21
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After the lady don retire from her "prestigious hustle", sh go relocate to another part of the country and settle down. She go say "I need a God fearing man that knows how to treat a woman cheesy". She go meet one s*e*x starved man wey go invite her home. After sex, she go prepare food, sweep, clean the house and everywhere go dey nice. The man go say "this my new babe na wife material oooooo, E be like say I go marry her abeg". She go use teary eyes take tell the "lucky" man say her body count is less than 3 (that na the number wey our Nigerian non-virgins dey always give. Not forgetting to add say dem rape dem na make dem lost virginity. That's their national anthem). The man go believe her boy count figure because the kpekus go tight pass rusted micro ring, all thanks to vagina tightening cream. The man go happy say he's one hell of a lucky man. Call friends and starts preparing for traditional marriage etc. Dem go invite us to reception to chop and spray money (even though we no get enough money to waste on the wedding of a non-virgin).
Laslas, dem go born and the pikin go resemble the man so much. Oga go dey hustle to train be children so that Dem go get a better life than what he had. Only for DNA test to prove to am say "ASHAWO WEY GO MARRIAGE ONLY GO FOR HOLIDAY".
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Politics / Re: NNPCL Moves To Revive Brass, OK LNG Projects. by Lalami3232(m): 6:50am On Sep 21
Nice move!!!
On paper eeh, these people have good plans and ideology but you won't see the impact.
It's just like a politician campaigning, they give you reasons why they're the best and you're deceived to vote for them. But give them 20yrs after going into power, they won't do anything meaningful.
This con3 just taya me jare. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

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Politics / Re: I Know There’s Hardship, Says Tinubu by Lalami3232(m): 6:44am On Sep 21
Thank God for know, Sir. People are seriously suffering oooooo, even those who supported you and didn't support.
Even those who voted and those who didn't vote are suffering.
Even those who are from your tribe and those who aren't, are suffering.
Even those who voted due to political affiliation or religion and those who didn't are also suffering.
Even those who come here to insult each other are suffering and those who don't insult are still suffering.
Even those who come to defend you are suffering and those who don't defend you are still suffering.
Imagine suffering this much and you discover that your non-virgin wife did a paternity fraud on you? It's better left imagined sha.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Crime / Re: Grandma Admits To Intentionally Shooting 6-Month-Old Granddaughter In The Eye by Lalami3232(m): 6:33am On Sep 21
Even a grandmother?? Now I've seen it all 😳😳. The bad thing about this life be say, even if you dey good, nice and innocent of evil, people around you may not be innocent.
Wetin that small pikin do to deserve this kind grandmother? Na wa ooooooo!!!
I pray for y'all today, may we not be connected to evil and mentally imbalance people.
May we not have any affiliation with people who will truncate our lives.
May we live long to see our children's children.
May we have money to go for DNA test especially if we marry non-virgins aka boreholes.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Moment Student Turned Down Her Man Proposal In Public (pics/video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:52am On Sep 21
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Romance / Re: How School Boys Used To Write Letters To Girls In The 80s And 90s by Lalami3232(m): 5:45am On Sep 21
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Romance / Re: Ritualist Get's Caught Trying To Kill Hookup Girl For Ritual In A Hotel by Lalami3232(m): 5:43am On Sep 21
Na wa ooooooo!!!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Proposes Measures To Implement AU's Agenda 2063 (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 9:04am On Sep 20
This agenda matter just dey make me laugh and E dey remind me of so many years ago. Before year 2020, you needed to see how these people use "year 2020" agenda take dey sing. When 2020 came, not even 1% of those agenda was implemented for us.
Now dem don dey talk about agenda for year 2040 cheesy. Africa, who did this to us??
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Family / Re: Lady Reveals Why "A Lot Of Nigerian Nurses In America Are Single Mums" by Lalami3232(m): 9:01am On Sep 20
In Nigeria, 95% of our women are single mothers. It's either they're single mothers of living children or single mothers to dead children (abortions). I'm in a good mood today and patriotic, hence I'm saying 95%, but we know the actual figure. If you didn't meet her as a virgin, there's 98% chances that she's a mother to one of the aforementioned categories.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

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Romance / Re: Did You You Know That Chinese Are Also Romantic? (photos) by Lalami3232(m): 4:58pm On Sep 19
Just watch how Nigeria non-virgins will full this thread and start comparing Chinese men to Nigerian men. But what they forget to know is that the Chinese men get the food very clean, pure and untouched (virgins) unlike us(Nigerian men) that get the food very very stale, almost scattered, rough and unkempt (non-virgins). No be say we no dey romantic oooooo, na the condition wey we meet the food dey make us no dey bother to act romantic. How you expect me to drink garri and belch? No be juju be that??
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

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Politics / Re: FG Investigates Earth Tremors In Mpape by Lalami3232(m): 3:47pm On Sep 18
Abeg oooooo, make natural disaster no reach here oooooo. But can any disaster be as bad as paternity fraud??
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall

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Romance / Re: The Mysterious Disappearance Of The Anasazi People by Lalami3232(m): 8:50am On Sep 18
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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Was The Only One In Business Class On An Airplane by Lalami3232(m): 6:00pm On Sep 17
I like as everybody dey pretend like say we never enter trouble for this country.
There's a popular phrase that says "who dey chop no suppose to talk because na bad manners". The phrase is only for the wise.
But how person go dey face this kind daily challenge and still marry a non-virgin aka borehole wey dey likely to give am another person pikin? I rather take the risk of voting APC one last time in 2027 than settle with a non-virgin.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Pretty Woman In Tears After Discovering Her Husband Is Gay (photos & Video) by Lalami3232(m): 4:05am On Sep 17
I feel so bad for her, I'm so sorry dear. But that's how most men feel when we later discover that some of you were community projects during your LovePeddler phase. Clean the tears dear and be strong. The child/children you have are yours and nobody will come and take them away from you, unlike most men that married non-virgins aka boreholes and will be shocked later on when they discover that their children aren't theirs.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

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Romance / Re: Lady Advises Women Not To Marry Poor Men, Says It's A Disservice To Unborn Kids by Lalami3232(m): 4:41pm On Sep 16
Honestly, I sincerely agree with her 100%. Don't marry a poor man, go for a rich and wealthy man. But my question is, don't you think a rich man deserves a fresh food (virgin) rather than a roughly used, scattered and public food (non-virgin)? Since he has the money, he ought to eat the best and not a leftover. And since he has money, he's suppose to attract his type (wealthy women) and not "type amen to get a blessing this week" type of woman.
Joke apart eeh, some homes are very unfortunate ooooooo. What do I mean? The grandfather didn't marry a virgin, the father didn't marry a virgin, even the son is still not marrying a virgin but a borehole. Na wa ooooooo!!! Bros, try to break the yoke by going for a virgin and not these overused babes.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

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Romance / Re: Live Photo Of A Nigerian Alpha Male Hustling For Iphone 16 by Lalami3232(m): 4:40pm On Sep 16
Disgusting!!!

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Man Caught His Wife and Brother Cheating On His Bed (Video) by Lalami3232(m): 12:58pm On Sep 16
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She's right, the devil made her do it. But my question is "how many times has the devil made her do it? ". Those of you marrying non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, una dey try oooooo. Even if I you've made the mistake of marrying a non-virgin, don't escalate the mistake by not going for a DNA test. As long as kpekus no get "last seen online" like WhatsApp, oga go for DNA test. Like I earlier said, I will only vote in 2027 if a candidate decides to make DNA free for all. Dear business minded men, let me give y'all a lucrative business idea.
Go and produce vagina tightening cream and thank me later. The rate at which the product go sell, you go shock. Don't be scared that the product may not work. Even if it doesn't work, shame no go let dem fit return am cheesy.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga you see wetin happen for the video abi? Now get your DNA test done because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Lady’s Patience Finally Pays Off As Boyfriend Proposes After 7 Years Of Dating by Lalami3232(m): 6:58am On Sep 16
Congratulations!!!

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Events / Re: Ladies Twerk For A Dead Man During Burial Ceremony (Viewers' Discretion) by Lalami3232(m): 9:56pm On Sep 14
These Ghanaians are weird oooooo, honestly speaking. That's why they're always in competition with Nigerians.

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Politics / Re: Locations Of Petrol To CNG Conversion Centres Across Nigeria This Weekend. by Lalami3232(m): 8:05am On Sep 14
What a country grin!!!
If you tell people wey dey stay abroad about Nigeria, dem go think say vivid imagination wan keeeee you. Same way we dey tell people wey marry non-virgins about DNA and dem think say we dey exaggerate.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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Romance / Re: Single Mum Of 3 Looking For A Husband (Picture, Video) by Lalami3232(m): 5:34am On Sep 14
Should we tell her? grin

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Travel / Re: Funny Moment A Taxi Driver Pretended To Faint After Crashing Into An SUV(photos) by Lalami3232(m): 7:58pm On Sep 13
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May we not encounter trouble wey go make us act like say we don faint.
May we not be in a helpless situation.
May we not encounter a problem wey our money no fit solve.
May we not marry a non-virgin aka borehole wey go use paternity fraud deceive us.
May we not be in a situation wey we no fit afford DNA test immediately after birth.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

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