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CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Reacts To Falz "This Is Nigeria" Video: Everyone Is Criminal In Nigeria by lalanice(f): 7:05pm On May 30, 2018
AntiWailer:
Yes.

Every one is a criminal.


The society has criminalized every institution.


You drive, Police stop you, you settle them because you are in a hurry, u are also a criminal.
you no settle them, they harass/shoot you, you never get to where you are going.No law to protect you. -You have to be a criminal
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Reacts To Falz "This Is Nigeria" Video: Everyone Is Criminal In Nigeria by lalanice(f): 7:02pm On May 30, 2018
sad
RomanceRe: Do You Know Why I Hate Myself? by lalanice(f): 5:27pm On May 29, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
Because am still unmarried, No girlfriend worst case scenario without no joy for one self.
who hates themselves for being singlehuh If you really do then you know why you are still single
RomanceRe: Is She Really Worth The Chase? by lalanice(f): 8:11pm On May 27, 2018
Ayam not understanding, did he propose to her that she rejected? was chioma suppose to be waiting for ever till "your shy friend" comes out to say his mind?

This is why girls fall for the "bad" guys, girls want to hear what girls want to hear. The bad guys are quick to tell you these things but the " good" guys as they call themselves expect you to be a mind reader and just know what's on their mind.
RomanceRe: Lady Cancels Her Wedding Plan After Being Beaten Up By Her Fiance by lalanice(f): 4:58am On May 26, 2018
ubunja:
dont provoke your next fiance.
men dont just snap and destroy. always the woman did or said something to provoke him.
nonsense angry
RomanceRe: I Reject The Idea That The Man Is The Head Of The House - Female Twitter User by lalanice(f): 3:24am On May 25, 2018
Na this type dey propose to their men as they don't believe the man has his place.....IJS
Christianity EtcRe: . by lalanice(f): 8:06pm On May 24, 2018
RighteousI:
A true christian doesn't really need to mix with the corrupt
society
or copy the corrupt values of the society. Such a true christian
cannot be deceived by false messages from false pastors
because he or she has the bible as his or her only guide. But
the only time when that christian needs to mix with the society
is when the time to pick a marriage partner comes. This is the
only area you are vulnerable due to the false christians in the
church. why are these Christians false? they are false because
they are agents of Satan, they are demon incarnates.although
they look human they are actually demons. And to
make matters worse these false christians/demon incarnates in
the church can act and pretend to be devout christians, they
will sing in the choir, pray and even fast with you but they are
not christians but agents of the devil. So the question here is
how does a true and devout christian avoid getting married to
these demon incarnate men and women in the church?
ANSWER: ACCEPTING CELIBACY, SINGLENESS AND HAVING
NO CHILDREN IS A TRUE CHRISTIANS SAFEST OPTION.
please note that it is not compulsory for a Christian to get
married or have children
.
yea right, wish it were that easy
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Zealand Farmer Arrested For Selling Sheep As Sex Slaves To Isis by lalanice(f): 9:04pm On May 20, 2018
So they can find and arrest the Farmer but not the Isis undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Preaches To Over 7000 People At ECG Church, South Africa(video by lalanice(f): 5:04am On May 20, 2018
Life is simpler than Tonto has decided to live hers...not sure she even knows what she really wants out of it.
RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Her Married Boyfriend For Deceiving Her (Photos) by lalanice(f): 2:08am On May 11, 2018
undecided
RomanceRe: Guys Please Stay​ Away From Single Ladies In Their Thirties!!! by lalanice(f): 2:35pm On May 09, 2018
grin this one is frustrated and he says it's ladies in their 30s that is his problem... SMH
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Chat She Had With Potential Employer Who Demanded Sex From Her. by lalanice(f): 7:49pm On May 07, 2018
Barzinime:
Please read properly before you quote me,

The mouth runs faster than the brain,

This is exactly what i was taking about, some of you ladies give others a bad name.
Or does the man that fathered you sleep with any woman that comes to him for help undecided undecided
your problem exactly. Its y I keep telling you to shut up
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Chat She Had With Potential Employer Who Demanded Sex From Her. by lalanice(f): 4:49pm On May 07, 2018
Barzinime:
Reason they compare the brain of some ladies to that of fish undecided undecided undecided
You two shouldnt tell me you graduated cos if you did, you bought that result cos how does "you know what to do" equates to "off your pant"
look seriously you need to shut up since you want to act dumb because you are not a lady.


Call any lady fish brain only if the one who birthed you is.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Chat She Had With Potential Employer Who Demanded Sex From Her. by lalanice(f): 12:09pm On May 07, 2018
Untainted007:
So you know what to do means he's demanding for sex.
stop it there! Don't act like you don't know that's what he meant
TV/MoviesRe: Blockbuster Nollywood Movie Hits Cinema by lalanice(f): 5:01am On May 03, 2018
I think Nigeria producers still don't know how to work with children, one reason I don't watch any movies that features children, they don't look free, they act like they are scared.
PoliticsRe: Fela Durotoye: "No PVC, No Sex For Men, No Toasting" by lalanice(f): 7:48pm On May 02, 2018
kingxsamz:
what is ur own sef...
leave him let him air his views.
anyways husbands should do theirs also,no money for upkeep till she gets her pvc too....no be only man dey vote.
lol ... If na upkeep, no level. How many women wen their men still dey responsible for their upkeephuh
PoliticsRe: Fela Durotoye: "No PVC, No Sex For Men, No Toasting" by lalanice(f): 4:32pm On May 02, 2018
Ichokwu:
Such a wimp angry Does he know that women actually love sex more than men?

Are women exempted from voting? What happens to women that don't have their PVC's?

I dislike dullards angry
oga attack the man and leave women alone. No be woman talk am
CelebritiesRe: Davido, Chioma And Porsche Of 45 Million Naira - By Peppy Chidinma Akaniro by lalanice(f): 2:48pm On May 01, 2018
Why do you think relationships no longer has value? it's because we have too many of these dumbheads who think this davido and choima trash is goal. there's nothing goal about being davido's girlfriend, every year he introduces new girlfriends. its just a get what you can relationship
RomanceRe: Sex Before Marriage Or Sex After Marriage? by lalanice(f): 11:47am On May 01, 2018
ladiesreject:
It's about what?

Reciting the bible?

Go through your bible, the Abrahams, the Isaacs, the Jacobs, the Davids, et'al.

All these hogwash of sex before marriage didn't stop them from fulfilling their purpose.

Am not in support of immorality, but sex is just a personal decision, it has nothing to do with religion.

Am chaste myself, but it has nothing to do with what the bible says or didn't say.

Sex is trash, too overrated!
you are just disturbed, by what - i dont know. The reasons I gave clearly did not include religion. When you make "personal decisions" you shouldn't careless what and who gets affected.
RomanceRe: Sex Before Marriage Or Sex After Marriage? by lalanice(f): 10:41am On May 01, 2018
ladiesreject:
Whether you have sex before or after marriage it doesn't change anything.

Some married people still abort, what can you say about that?

What if they divorce tomorrow, isn't that heartbreak? Will the girl undo the sex they had?
it does.

They never respected marriage so abortion is nothing to them.

grin cheesy its not about undoing sex
RomanceRe: Sex Before Marriage Or Sex After Marriage? by lalanice(f): 10:37am On May 01, 2018
HerexG:
My Dear no Devil, we humans are the Devil's. Why would you want to spend your life with someone you are not sure if he or she is sexually OK. My Dear don't allow religion put you in a deep mess you can never correct in life.
cheesy cheesy cheesy OK o, so all the "sexually compactable" couple wen done marry shouldn't ever have issues talkless of divorcing na, and our grand parents who didn't test compatibility should never have stayed in such marriages too.

Like I said, dey allow devil dey decieve you oo.
RomanceRe: Which Of These Two Guys Should I Settle Down With? I've Been Bleeping & Lov Both by lalanice(f): 7:18am On May 01, 2018
Mtcwwww
FamilyRe: How Do You Tell Siblings To Give You Space Without Hurting Them Feelings by lalanice(f): 7:08am On May 01, 2018
Jman06:
Sorry, i didn't see this before my post, but I'd still suggest you do more to help the other stand in his business, unless he is hellbent on getting married in which case you can go ahead and have him out of your house not forcefully though but by talking to him and making him see reasons, because any man who is matured enough to get married should be matured enough to have a house of his own.
how will you see it when ladies are usually the first to blame for all your life's problems undecided op didn't mention a lady but somehow you found a way to fit one in angry
CelebritiesRe: I Want A Man Richer Than Otedola –blessing Ofoegbu, Actress by lalanice(f): 6:29am On May 01, 2018
Mtchww what happened to "I want to be richer than otedola ? Ode
RomanceRe: Sex Before Marriage Or Sex After Marriage? by lalanice(f): 6:13am On May 01, 2018
Preshy561:
haunty,are you innocent?
Huncle why should I encourage what I don't practice
RomanceRe: Sex Before Marriage Or Sex After Marriage? by lalanice(f):
Mtchwwwww..... So people should go committing fornication and adultery upandan because of lame excuse of stories like this abi? What about all the plenty and legit reasons why sex outside marriage is wrong undecided all the diseases, heart breaks and abortions angry

Allow devil dey use you dey lie to the ignorant you hear??
RomanceRe: If She Has These 3 Outstanding Qualities, She Deserves Some Accolades by lalanice(f): 5:52am On May 01, 2018
angry ask your grandma if any of her friend is still single when you want to marry.
FamilyRe: - by lalanice(f): 2:31pm On Apr 29, 2018
Cutehector:
what's your issue with the op?
cheesy grin nothing o, just that at 35 he has a 19yr old girl he can't wait for, and he wants to go into another one with a fake fb and expect a serious thing from it. Ayam not understanding.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Threatens Life Of Man He Owes 60 Million (watch Leaked Video). by lalanice(f): 2:27pm On Apr 29, 2018
I no understand, "came to you broke"? I thought they said davido's father has always been very rich? Is he not the one they call "omo baba lowo" lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Is It A Gift Or A Curse To Look Younger Than Your Actual Age? by lalanice(f): 2:22pm On Apr 29, 2018
Children go think say you be their mate undecided, relationship wise you get younger options. You judge for yourself if that's a blessing to you.... But you'll get to a point when you'll appreciate looking younger.
RomanceRe: FRIENDZONE: How To 100% Escape Being Friendzoned By A Woman Like A Good-Bad Guy by lalanice(f): 2:13pm On Apr 29, 2018
E remain harddon wen go com sell books now. Like there's a formula smiley
FamilyRe: - by lalanice(f): 2:10pm On Apr 29, 2018
Mthcwww you are not serious

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