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RomanceRe: Bridesmaids Cry For The Groom And Bride On Their Wedding Day (Photos) by lalanice(f): 8:57am On Aug 07, 2018
I think they are her sisters , they kinda wanna look alike
RomanceRe: "Don't Rush Relationships Until You're Old Enough To Know What You Want In Man" by lalanice(f): 1:27pm On Aug 02, 2018
Chynna:
She is totally right. It's not always about money and looks, a man who respects you and is kind to the people around him (especially people who are of no help to him) is gold!
i:e my bae is gold wink
RomanceRe: Looking For A Serious Relationship.no Game. by lalanice(f): 8:58pm On Jul 29, 2018
Ifakiland:
your life must be so boring.
Nahhh you just litter this forum so much that your mess is still noticeable long after. tongue
RomanceRe: Looking For A Serious Relationship.no Game. by lalanice(f): 3:00pm On Jul 29, 2018
Ifakiland:
I'm ashamed at the fact that you're an uncle of 35yrs and u can't man up and walk up to a lady at ur work place, worship center, play group, street, etc to be your gf, u had to shamelessly come here to look for babe... u come dey use must this, must that....even me wey no get money dey control babes, talk less of you old bros, with job and money.....talk truth, ure gay bah? or you're impotent..
nairaland is really a place full of fake people sha, so you who came here last year to seek for relationship will come and trash talk someone else as if you do better undecided
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Why Occultism/Atheism May Be More Popular Than Christianity In Few Years by lalanice(f): 12:33am On Jul 29, 2018
Keep doing your thing and don't mind those who won't speak yet wouldn't want others to speak, they are cowards
RomanceRe: Why Is It So Hard To Please Ladies by lalanice(f): 9:58pm On Jul 28, 2018
Heemcelph:
Natural ni natural kor... Park well jare
cheesy cheesy he hasn't seen white women, only heard what people are saying about them.
RomanceRe: If You Love Her, Get Her A Sextoy(see Reason) by lalanice(f): 12:35pm On Jul 28, 2018
joey150:
Trust me, I've read worse since Monday.

There is no climax to the level of vacuity these days.

People are just simply outdoing each other.
cheesy
RomanceRe: If You Love Her, Get Her A Sextoy(see Reason) by lalanice(f): 9:27am On Jul 28, 2018
joey150:
This has to be the dumbest thing I've read this morning.

Ever heard of the word 'discipline'?

Anybody driven by mere desires of food, sex, and pleasure is no different from a goat in the bush eating grass all day. Because the only reason you're not a goat is that you have a brain you can actually use, goats can sadly not control their desire for vegies.


If you say you may feel horrny, fine. If you say you'll cheat because you are horrny or whatever, then sadly you need to start using more of your brain.

Again don't be so 4kin stupid. If you need a dild0 make some money and buy yourself one!!
it actually is the dumbest thing I've read all week.
Or maybe she sells dildos and it's her way of advertising.
GamingRe: FaZe Censor & Yanet Garcia Break Up So He Could Focus More On Video Games by lalanice(f): 12:34am On Jul 28, 2018
Good for her for dating a gamer in the first place
RomanceRe: The Average Nigerian Girl Attitude by lalanice(f): 11:40pm On Jul 25, 2018
TSOM:
Yeah... Really odd coming from you Lalanice- a gyno-humanoid with the creative ability of a stone, the rationality of a crazed bat and the articulation of a Cerebral Palsy patient.


Try changing the smelly wig you've had on for four years. Lalanice? More like Lala-LICE. smiley
naso, cheesy grin you know how to write like you are making sense. Weldon sir
RomanceRe: Small Men Usually Brag The Most - Amaka Igbekwe by lalanice(f): 4:30pm On Jul 25, 2018
Who no know undecided
RomanceRe: The Average Nigerian Girl Attitude by lalanice(f): 4:24pm On Jul 25, 2018
TSOM:
If she's broke and petty, avoid her.

No matter how intelligent or pretty she might seem, if she's the afore-described female, she'd be a shameless leech.


I find it odd that people still go on traditional first-time 'dates' in restaurants and other such places to eat and talk over food.

Come on, guys, can't you be more creative? She's gone on a gazillion dates in such places. There'd be nothing special about both of you meeting, even if you are a good conversationalist.

Well, maybe it's because these guys go on 'dates' with random girls they just met.


How about meeting a girl on or offline, establishing contact and see if both of you get to hit if off- your masculine charm, looks and articulation could come into play.

If that works, she'd be more comfortable meeting up with you in secluded places, your apartment even.

Prepare a dinner or see a movie with the go-alongs of a movie theater (snacks, drinks, dimmed lights...) and more but in your apartment or hers.

You get privacy (which isn't necessarily about tumbling beneath the sheets but if it happens, go for it, brother) and get to know each other more. I mean, that's the essence of going on dates.



I can't even picture myself in any such scenario depicted in the screenshotted WhatsApp chat.
I go on unplanned dates in eateries- on-the-spot decisions to just go out with a Missy. The spontaneity is fun and both go out with open minds. At least, by then, both of you are already an item.


You guys are too predictable and sadly so. It's the foremost reason you cease being interesting to each other after meeting up for the first time.


Be innovative and unpredictable!
just reading this post one would easily think you are making sense, but I hope people still know that knowing how to write doesn't mean you know what you are saying undecided
FashionRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Wear A Quality Weave by lalanice(f): 1:32pm On Jul 25, 2018
yeyerolling:
why cant blacks carry their natural hair nitori olorun. inferiority complex
same way your inferiority complex will not allow you woo a girl in her natural hair
EducationRe: Lady Thanks Covenant University For The Best Four Years Of Her Life by lalanice(f): 1:22pm On Jul 25, 2018
No thank you to lecturers? shocked
RomanceRe: You Are Going To Regret It If You Lose The Girl Who Loved You by lalanice(f): 10:24am On Jul 25, 2018
[quote author=b0rn2fuck post=69686575][/quote]lol...this is when nlers will say....E PAIN AM cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: You Are Going To Regret It If You Lose The Girl Who Loved You by lalanice(f): 9:56am On Jul 25, 2018
b0rn2fuck:
he who founded Money, find love because it money grows on trees, women will fall in love with monkeys
keep telling yourself that lie it's soothing. That's why a woman will date you rich lots who think money does everything and then use your money to take care of a broke guy that gives them what they lack in you.


Mr "old rich guy" smiley
RomanceRe: The Average Nigerian Girl Attitude by lalanice(f): 9:21am On Jul 25, 2018
She no well. So they asked you to go out with him because they want to eat free food huh
RomanceRe: You Are Going To Regret It If You Lose The Girl Who Loved You by lalanice(f): 9:16am On Jul 25, 2018
b0rn2fuck:
small girl who have access to device
old man who has never found love
RomanceRe: You Are Going To Regret It If You Lose The Girl Who Loved You by lalanice(f): 7:45pm On Jul 24, 2018
angry what's interesting is how guys be screaming who cares about love just because they've never found it, or probably never will.
Love is a beautiful thing unless you fall into it with the wrong person.

PS: love didn't hurt you, a person who didn't know how to love hurt you.
RomanceRe: Don't Assume, It Will Kill Your Relationship by lalanice(f): 7:36pm On Jul 24, 2018
Ok
RomanceRe: Modern Day Relationship!!! by lalanice(f): 6:05pm On Jul 24, 2018
Martin0:
The modern day relationship!!!

is he wrong or right?
it is both sexes, it is wrong to ask a partner to be faithful when you are not. That what's wrong.
RomanceRe: Is This Right Or Do I Need Help? by lalanice(f): 5:14pm On Jul 24, 2018
sty1es:
Good for you then.

You won't know what sexual tension is when you started to have sex at 7 years. How would you?

Women are cheap you say? So why should I sleep with someone cheap when I'm not cheap? Besides, most men who think women are cheap have no standard, so they have sex with who can easily have sex with them. I have a standard sir.

Thanks for your input.
oh dear! Do I just love this guy
RomanceRe: Modern Day Relationship!!! by lalanice(f): 4:38pm On Jul 24, 2018
mimimile93:
Two major keys to a perfect distance relationship is COMMUNICATION AND TRUST.

These days no trust anymore.
Young ladies have turned to cheap prostitutes carried away my material things.


With the many means of communication including video chatting, I see no reason why someone should see a distance relationship as a tough task.
see how you mentioned young ladies as if the men are faithful SMH
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Loose Her, She's Everything To Me! by lalanice(f): 3:17pm On Jul 24, 2018
mgtow:
HOW NOT TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN

1. Make peace with the fact that change is the only constant thing in life, and you are only here to enjoy the lady while IT lasts. Because it won't. It's a contract and it will expire.

2. Never spend more than you are comfortable with throwing away. As you see me so, I am the King of Transport Fare. Mr N500 or N1000 is my middle name. Am I cheap? Probably!

3. Tell her you love her and play the part of Romeo convincingly, keeping in mind that's all she wants to hear and that's how you can get her to fûck you like a porn star. Even hoes want to feel like you love them and can't do without them.

4. Lie about anything and everything. Exaggerate. Make calls with imaginary business associates talking million-million. Her eye go sharp and her ear go raise like antenna. At this point you can even start billing her off which she will gladly pay after all she is expecting something in return.

5. Flirt with other girls, preferably have other girlfriends. Never allow yourself get invested in one woman, no matter how hot she is. If you catching yourself slipping, slap yourself to revert to factory settings. Complain about one or two women that are disturbing you in her presence and even ask for advice.

6. Take everything she tells you with a pinch of salt. No matter how much of a liar you are, she is waaay better trust me. I can't stress this enough. If she says she's going for night vigil, tell her to pray for you, and of course, don't believe her.

Lastly and most importantly;

7. Have a life! When you are busy with more important things, you will always consider women as nothing but sport. Something you engage yourself with for its entertainment value and nothing more.

Deuces!
wow this is true, and the topic could also be how to never be loved.
RomanceRe: I Would Have Loved To Marry Her But I'm Traveling Out In Less Than Two Months by lalanice(f): 6:43am On Jul 22, 2018
Nawa o! So many conflicting and wrong advice. Before you ask for advice online you must be sensible enough to know how to filter what you get.

One thing I know is there is no generalisations with this things do what you think is right at the end everything is a risk. It will be easier on you if you made your own mistake rather than ignore your idea only to find out that others have misled you.
PhonesRe: For The Past 5days Now My Phone Is Heating Up Ad Battery Drains by lalanice(f): 10:27am On Jul 20, 2018
fineboynl:
a factory reset solved the problem.
yea not always/ not for long.
PhonesRe: For The Past 5days Now My Phone Is Heating Up Ad Battery Drains by lalanice(f): 3:34pm On Jul 19, 2018
fineboynl:
what you mean by

PBA?
the board, change it. Give phone technicians, they know .


What product is the phone
PhonesRe: For The Past 5days Now My Phone Is Heating Up Ad Battery Drains by lalanice(f): 3:09pm On Jul 19, 2018
The PBA of your device is going bad, change it.
RomanceRe: Why Men CHEATS An Will Not Stop Cheating! by lalanice(f): 5:04am On Jul 18, 2018
mrcoolautofix:
So finally at last woman does cheat for [b]variety sake [/b]checked

The real reason why men cheat just is 10% percent of 100 in this first content here,
I intentional wrote this to provoke thoughts and waigh the eyeballs I need to get me do it for better pay.. the remaining 90% factors why there do is what am gonna publish where I am gonna make maximum effect where am gonna be paid for that vital info... Here is empty and lame...
define variety
RomanceRe: Heart Broken Lady Cries Out "I Can't Marry This Cold Man, I'm Calling Off My Wed by lalanice(f): 5:43pm On Jul 17, 2018
Tchwwww men and sex. So nothing else about you was important to him, it was all about the virginity
RomanceRe: This lady's huge boobs are causing a stir online (Photos) by lalanice(f): 4:37pm On Jul 17, 2018
Uglymugg:
Bleep you. If you know how hard it was to click that dot.
cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Men CHEATS An Will Not Stop Cheating! by lalanice(f): 4:21pm On Jul 17, 2018
mrcoolautofix:
No that's not really true..

Things like money, big sugar cane, handsom, social status, attitude are all factors that makes women cheat.

Just 5 out of 100 of women will stick with one

In as much the current man is not fashion freak as she fantasize cheating is 95% sure in her mind if she stumbled upon one.. Even after giving birth to 2 or 4 kids..
that's the point, if it's money she came for she will stay as long as it lasts. If it's dick size she will stay for as long as he does it right wink e.t.c e.t.c If she leaves for another one that's because he gives it better. Be it money or sex whatever it is she is most interested in.

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