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Sports › Re: Akwa United Wins 2020/2021 NPFL Title by Lamasta(m): 8:35pm On Aug 01, 2021
Congratulations Akwa United FC but that NPFL trophy no be here o grin
Health › Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by Lamasta(m): 8:23pm On Aug 01, 2021
Lukaku95:
How far ? OP don die ??
In dey under serious observation grin
Health › Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by Lamasta(m): 8:22pm On Aug 01, 2021
Alexis247:
The one I killed last week, nairalanders help me check the specie
Wait let me get my snake encyclopedia first grin
Health › Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by Lamasta(m): 8:19pm On Aug 01, 2021
dontbothermuch:
I would have taken a pic of the bite marks. Just 8 to 9 punctures. No much blood.
Go for check up to be on a safer side make you no go dey form professor of snakes o.....
Even Lalas.ticlala way like snakes in no fit use hand carry live snake...
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Israel Oladele Ogundipe To Members: Invest In Your Future Before Church by Lamasta(m): 8:11pm On Aug 01, 2021
The advice is timely from the clergyman
Travel › Re: Tour Of Nigerian Ports Authority In Port Harcourt: Pix & Video by Lamasta(m): 7:56pm On Aug 01, 2021
Rozcol:
What did you go there for
To count the no of ships there grin
Science/Technology › Re: 16-Foot Crocodiles Feed On Their Young Ones In Botswana (Pictures) by Lamasta(m): 7:52pm On Aug 01, 2021
Survival of the fittest...
Education › Re: Right Place In Body To Apply Perfume by Lamasta(m): 5:06pm On Aug 01, 2021
chymeze:
Hi everyone. I really need to know...where exactly is the right place to apply a perfume? Under the armpit? The cubital fossa of the forearm? The neck? On your clothes instead of body?
Apply it on your teeth so that when you speak the aroma from your mouth will draw any president closer to you.
Do this and thank me later grin
Education › Re: My 1st Semester Result by Lamasta(m): 5:05pm On Aug 01, 2021
I wish you all the best bro whether first, second or any class you find yourself....
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Dreams Explained by Lamasta(m): 2:46pm On Aug 01, 2021
Let me drop this before I forget it totally......

I have this dream early hours of today, in this dream we at in a bus filled up seems we went for a marriage feast and on our way back I noticed inside the bus we have some empty spaces inside the bus while coming back also we were happily singing turn by turn too inside the bus till I woke up, seems it was a happy journey for me coming back but what baffles me is that the bus was filled up while going but on coming back it wasn't filled up....
Someone should help me interpret this dream biko....
Education › Re: Oko Polytechnic Lecturer Gifts His Best Project Students N10,000 (Photo) by Lamasta(m): 2:36pm On Aug 01, 2021
Sensible man and lecturer he is
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Suspended By IGP Baba Usman by Lamasta(m): 2:18pm On Aug 01, 2021
dmbb:
I like their first step, but my worry is that the Nigerian police might not carryout objective investigation. I would love to see FBI or any independent security organization are part of the process. I am beginning to lose confidence in this government. So if FBI didn't come up with this investigation Nigerian government would just be watching things happening in our country without taking any action? I hope this is the last bus stop of the saga, FBI must have more than just this in their possession, that is to tell you that Nigerian government must handle this issue squarely and objectively
For them to have suspended Kyari shows that they cannot overlook or hide his atrocities cos its already in the public....
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Best Advice Someone Has Ever Given You ? by Lamasta(m): 9:49am On Aug 01, 2021
Rick9:
You have a Prophetic Calling. Spend more time with God.
And He will direct you.
Thanks man am working on it...
Politics › Re: Video Of Ibrahim Abuna Throwing Money At Constituents Sparks Outrage by Lamasta(m): 10:25pm On Jul 31, 2021
This is an embarrassment that lawmaker should be sanctioned
Education › Re: OSU Lecturer Shed Tears As Students Surprise Him With Gifts On 60th Birthday by Lamasta(m): 9:09pm On Jul 31, 2021
What a kind gesture.....Good and influential lecturers needs to be appreciated and celebrated....
Politics › Re: Nigerians Hate Fulanis Because Of Buhari And El-Rufai - Kish Adamu by Lamasta(m): 6:40pm On Jul 31, 2021
Those two names are cancerous to hardworking and loyal Nigerians
Travel › Re: 13-Year-Old Nigerian Boy Drives A Truck (Photo, Video) by Lamasta(m): 6:31pm On Jul 31, 2021
Henix:
The person who gave the boy such access should be arrested and prosecuted
With immediate effect cool
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: Everywhere In Nigeria, A Street Is Named After A Thief- Sowore by Lamasta(m): 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2021
Even universities are named after thieves that have stolen our collective wealth also
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Best Advice Someone Has Ever Given You ? by Lamasta(m): 4:08pm On Jul 31, 2021
Among all the advice I have ever received majority of which I have forgotten tho, the one I will never forget is the one my female friend told me out of anger that I should stop talking jokingly or anyhow that I have authority in mouth since that day I examined myself and how I speak cos my words are powerful when I say them either jokingly or seriously they always come to pass and its after it comes to pass I usually recall.....
That's why I do avoid anything that gets me angry cos if I vex for somebody and bad words drop from my mouth it usually come to pass...
Crime › Re: Female Gunrunner, Aisha Nura, Arrested With ₦2.4 Million In Katsina (Photos) by Lamasta(m): 1:47pm On Jul 31, 2021
A woman for that matter....Abeg the future is what againhuh
Celebrities › Re: Charles Okocha's Son, Sean, Graduates From Primary School (Photos) by Lamasta(m): 1:44pm On Jul 31, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Listen my people, the names you give your children determines how cute, intelligent and fuifilled their destinies will be. Names like Sean, Brady, Nicolas, Brian...etc. if you give your child this name, no matter how poor your are, that child will become an ajebo

But if your child bears names like Onogaganmue, Uwaritakpo, Imonivwerha, Otevwobrise...etc, forget it, that child will be stubborn, troublesome, nusiance...etc.

This I have seen.


You always see trouble this man grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Martine Moïse: Oligarchs Killed My Husband, But I Will Run For President by Lamasta(m): 1:38pm On Jul 31, 2021
Seerade029:
How they possible killed a sitting president is what I don't understand

Lol

Like, All countries Presidential villas are always secured.
Its very much easy especially when there is sabotage internally....That's why as a politician you only surround yourself with those who are loyal to you and got your back anytime, any day, anywhere....
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: Kyari Risks Dismissal, Criminal Prosecution, Says PSC by Lamasta(m): 11:32am On Jul 31, 2021
Kyari don humble by force
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Standing By Signpost Of Road Named After Him (Picture) by Lamasta(m): 11:28am On Jul 31, 2021
This week should be declared DCP ABBA KYARI WEEK
Celebrities › Re: Tope Ajogbajesu 'Taiwo' Is Dead by Lamasta(m): 11:20am On Jul 31, 2021
My heartfelt condolence to the deceased family, may his soul R I P cry
Politics › Re: “We Should Defend Nigerians Wherever They Are” – Adamu Garb by Lamasta(m): 11:18am On Jul 31, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
That is why I'm defending Chidinma. Even if she did the crime, it was under self-defense.
Last warning or you will see your moniker on FBI list cool
Travel › Re: 15 Giant Snails From Nigeria Seized At US Airport (Video) by Lamasta(m): 11:10am On Jul 31, 2021
lilvicky68:
They should better Depot those snails..
They might be Nigerians disguising as snails..
You will not make heaven I swear grin grin grin
Travel › Re: 15 Giant Snails From Nigeria Seized At US Airport (Video) by Lamasta(m): 11:06am On Jul 31, 2021
Seun:
The US authorities like to exaggerate the danger of African Land snails. The main issue with the snails is that they are an invasive species. When released into a new habitat they can wreck havoc on ecosystems. They eat everything and multiply rapidly. They're not that dangerous. The "meningitis" thing is nothing but a scare tactic, but it's very effective.
Don't blame them Covid-19 really show them shege so they need to be extra careful what is entering their country cool
Travel › Re: 15 Giant Snails From Nigeria Seized At US Airport (Video) by Lamasta(m): 11:04am On Jul 31, 2021
osamz007:
Your moderators dey ban me too much this days
You self change your ways na grin
Romance › Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by Lamasta(m): 10:27am On Jul 31, 2021
mespusinglez:
Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....
You met the governor OP grin na you be the deputy.....
Celebrities › Re: Rachel Oniga Is Dead! Nollywood Actress Dies Age 64 by Lamasta(m): 9:27am On Jul 31, 2021
Rest in peace mama d mama
Sports › Re: Somalia: Explosion Kills JCCI FC Players In Terrorist Attack Bombing by Lamasta(m): 9:04am On Jul 31, 2021
Somalia that country no be here o

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