₦airaland Forum

omega25red: The only thing i understand from your post is that you think you should only give a girl taxi fare if you have sex with her is that about right?

you invite her to your place and then when she showed up you both ignored each other just because you wanted to show off what you have. You see people like you .... you know what let me not go there. give her taxi fare and send her on her way.


by the time you read this she would have left already i hope you did the right thing

nt abt sex now cant u guys read btw d lines...av u ever had such experience wit ur EX if nt dnt tak if yes hw did u feel simple?

tanks to all....am jst asking if dre's any Nlander who had similar experience wit her EX, hw u felt bin wit ur EX over 9t, also askin if it is normal to pay her tfare..............well she came n gone......lesson learnt.

fairygeh: ^^^i havent had any reason to spend the night with my ex before,but wl try to advice u,what did u have in mind when u agreed that she could come? S e x?cos dnt think u are ready to renew the relationship with her,u did the right thing yday by not takng advantage of the situation and the girl obviously shd knw u are so not into her anymore,infact u impress me wt dat attitude that u cud spend the night with a girl and dnt attepmt to touch her,but as spiritual konji come catch u dis morning,e get as e be o.as the girl no come gree,dat one self good,best thing now,see her off to the park and avoid her coming to ur house again.

to be candid wit u am nt cos of sex bt kinda of stupidity on ma part i agreed tho, bt i want her to realize some good tins God has done cmpare to wen she was wit me n she is kinda impress n appreciate God for it, forget abt KONGI STUFF i fuk anytime i want....i cant neva b sex starve nt anymore. movin to pak soonest

u guys seems nt to undastnd ma whole issue u jst pin point on a single note of mine, am asking hw does it feels bin with ur EX for a whole 9t til tomoroow cos me av lost d desire n passion to taste her is like i made a mistake by allowing her to com in first place, is normal for me to give her tfare?

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pls hw do i go abt it, am mean d site or link! am waiting.

Fellow Nlanders!
I need a candid advice n idea on dis issue.....dre was a lady we dated bak in d early days @ University , can't really going in †̥ d reason(s) n wat led †̥ our broke-up...we chatted few days ago dat she's gonna come to ibadan and am kinda lik wil U̶̲̥̅̊ pay me a visit (my mistake I tink) n she agreed wit dat, yestiday I jst received her cal dat she's waiting for me @ iwo-road, well I was left wit no option dan †̥ give her description....
Here Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ d issue,she came I tried as much as possible †̥ mak her feel comfortable bt she noticed dat d former passion Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ nt dre cos I hardly chat wit her am always busy browsing wit ma laptop n she was forced also †̥ used watsapp on her nokia, I didn't nt even raised d issue of S-E-X or any tin of such, I jst noticed she has already slept off around 11pm, I woke up dis a.m †̥ cuddle bt she Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ kinda reacted weird..bak then I must av already finish a pak of CD's from yestiday 9t til dis a.m........ I dnt knw mayb dre's anyone here dat has had similar issue wit stuff lik dis wit her EX. She wil soon leave by 10a.m Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ proper †̥ give her tfare tink she heading †̥ lag on a family matter.

Chikebrain: Send me a mail to chike.louis@yahoo.com so i could forward it.

thanks so much, chek ur mail pls.....waiting for ur reply

Chikebrain: If you previously were using Norton 360 i could help you with a software to give you free 3 months.

i will b so much glad if u can forward the antivirus to me...the current one is norton, pls hw can i gt it?

acidtalk: Welcome back madam

After I saw the news I quickly put a call across to madam in Germany and this is what she had to say :

Acidtalk - Good morning your Excellency

Patience - Acidtalk, is that you?

Acidtalk - Yes your excellency. How are you doing today?

Patience - I am very joyful and strong. Have you heard?

Acidtalk - Heard what ma?

Patience - I am coming back to my country today.

Acidtalk - Oh! That's really great your excellency. That means you are much better.

Patience - Yes. Thank God my enemies didn't succeed.

Acidtalk - What do you mean your excellency.

Patience - They thought I will travel like that other madam and won't come back. But my God has shamed them.

Acidtalk - Yes madam. God has shamed them. But.....

Patience - Don't but anything, I am coming and will deliver a press conferencing.

Acidtalk - Press Conference you mean ma?

Patience - Anything! Na you sabi. At least God didn't make my position in Aso Rock vacant for anybody, especially that big eye ball minister.

Acidtalk - Madam, I have to go now I am running low on call credit so I will talk to you when you return.

Patience - Okay! Help me greet my fellow widows, all PDP umblerra card carrying members and the entire Nigerians citizen.

Acidtalk - Okay ma.

Patience - Bye!

According †̥ Nland constitution U̶̲̥̅̊ ar hereby sentence for 2weeks banning for public assault on our dear Mrs gbagaun......
Comedy era has finally come, can't wait †̥ hear her speech though.

youngzedd and slimming ...tanx for d info, will look into it

Fellow Nlanders! Pls which site can I get free and active anti-virus to ma laptop.....the current one wil expire in in d next couple of 36hrs....! Tanx peeps!

Nland has bin filled wit various touching news frm bokoharam,flood †̥ aluu4 amidst of other sadden news.....I jst wanna use dis stir n lighting up our soul btw its weekend...let's av lil fun!
So therefore, wat has bin d cost price?
Which one do U̶̲̥̅̊ prefer garri ijebu, egba n oyo?
Wen last U̶̲̥̅̊ tasted d or drank it?
And wit what U̶̲̥̅̊ prefer it most?
Over †̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ #teamG.....!

Soft drink: malta guiness
Beer. : Harp
Spirit. : Mc dowell or Swedish Vodka
Locally made: palm wine......
Cople wit grass cutter or bokoto....Omg! Alcohol increases ur life span wit 15yrs when taking wit moderate n caution......#fact

One Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ coming over dis week end....gat †̥ get ma JT ready for d long trip of banging[s]...dated bak then in d early days @ uni...tel U̶̲̥̅̊ wat we she Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ killing me on fone, jst got separated cos state or origin issue(long story tho)

This generation of ours......Biologically ladies ripe early and economically guys ripe lately. Ma view!

abrg make them park well joo.tired of all dis speculation! mrs dame we mis yah [gbagaun].....get well, perhaps nemesis

mkohagwu: How many leaders remain? Them no dey finish?

i wonder o ma bro! all d time jtf kill abdul qaqa...witing for anoda stream video frm boko bois

may there soul rest in perfect peace...wat a loss to dear motherland!

kaorama: Nothing strange. He was merely identifying with his associates. What is the difference between them?

well said....all d police official are one way or the other been in a crime b4...case of one former gov on oyo-state[ never mention name o]

see them all ............haters of MANU, My RVP & KAGAWA 7 ROONEY wil suprise u all

Despite all d challenges for the past 52years......atleast for once let's collectively say good tin abt our motherland....English and local dialect Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ welcomed.
ME: Adara fun orile ede Nigeria (it Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ with Nigeria.
Note: No abusive word or insult......Urs?

Any student from ekiti state university shud feel free to drop any of his or her social I'd..e.g BBpin, fone nos,2go Id,facebook id and many more....Up eksu!
Ma pin ;2395E314
sex. :male
over †̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ my frnds eksuites out there!

One of most popular n crowdy market center in ogunpa,ibadan. Was set ablaze due to negligence of som1 frying egg near inflammable substance.....million of goods was set on fire n burnt down b4 d intervention of fire service men......no one was injured or died during d process.

Its an idiomatic expression posted on a topic †̥ quantify its relevance on current economy of our forsaken mother land..... Oga seun pls tell those Mod's †̥ alws posted somting meaningful on front page, †̥ b candid hw does d pix of tonto dikeh and d likes contributes †̥ d economy of 9ja?
Upon all said d price Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ stil d same chai! !! !!.....I rep garri republic of Nland!

Eng.sammy: tanks so much for d advice, am nw trin †̥ cut all our cals,msg any other means of communication! Thumbs up all Nlanders for candid advice.

Yea av bin trying to carry ma frnd along wit almst if nt all converstation am having wit her.....she complains if I dnt cal her dis days' and if I asked abt ma frnd all her response is 'he shud b fyn'. Lik som1 said I dnt tink I wil attend her birthday cos ma gfrnd Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ comin over bside ma frnd wnt b able †̥ attend cos of long distance.

Banning BB wil it reduce d price of fuel bak †̥ hw it was?